/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13103739
0xchan
decentralizied 4chan
made by guys who made powh3d and fomo3d ponzies
0xchan will pump because these guys know how to pump

>>13103755
Yes but it has inherent value of 0 like all crypto shitcoins

>>13103739
Quarkcoin. It's faster than Bitcoin and the first quantum proof coin

I've got a better idea. Pull a random shitcoin logo and make up a pitch.

Decentralized pacemaker tracking.
Partnered with Philips by virtue of CEO using a Philips electric shaver.
Blockchain 3.1
IoT smart city hyperconnecting the world through hobbygrade atomic swaps.
Oracles.
180 years of software development experience.
Anonymouse CEO, Dr. Sagay Jesus.
Privacy centric.
900000000000000000000000 market cap.

>>13103767
Bitcoin. It's the gold standard. It's the one normies have heard the most about and when mass adoption occurs it'll be the one that's used. Everyone will then sell their shitty coin to trade in for btc

>>13103787
Intrinsic value of 0. Everyone knows it's a scam.

>>13103817
It's not in how much it's worth, it's in how much people will buy it for.

The most secure way of sharing CYBER PHYSICAL chains.
Integrated with facebook through hyperledger nano omega MATRIX protocol.
A bold step forward for amateur photographers in developing industries,
Integrated R@Y GODL ring-8 protection guarantees that you'll get the VIC.
Automatically puts your assets in secure HODL.
Has witnesses. May or may not be segregated.
Is not a security.
Fast, reliable, free, open source.
Nuclear paramount detection swap GEDX automatically sorts out any DBZ Linkin Park AMVs.
Hyperconnects you to an international registry of professionals.
CYBER PHYSICAL chains are immutable.
CEO Dr. Chris Hansen has 34 years of experience in this field.

>>13103824
People think it's a scam, so they already moved on.

>>13103739
Why haven’t you bought PRG?
>CTO Dirk Lundquist’s father Drake Lundquist invented the gravity bong in 1939
>Snoop Dogg agreed only to grow his personal supply on FarmVille and sell the excess for PRG
>blockchain 4.2.420
>smoke weed everyday
>permabull resistance at 420 sats
>market cap of at least 12
>Paul McCartney is the lead developer
>smoke weed everyday
>420 PRG reward for every block mined
>CEO once boofed a 12g slab of ultra silver purple urple haze

>>13103831
>cheese pizza chain
Not gonna make it

I can't believe you guys haven't bought into DERO, the cuck belt coin.

>safely secured behind lock and key, ensuring a strong HODL.
>an all-female development team of dominatrix bitches from Korea, with a combined 800 years of experience with the fine arts of orgasm denial, BDSM, safe word security, proper whip usage, cock and balls torture, HTML 3.0, hyperledger nanoswaps, rejigging, tugging, and more!
>safe words literally contained on an immutable blockchain, secured by physical cockblocks, locks, and keys.
>no premine.
>M.A.T.R.I.X technology.
>hole technology, like your favorite xbox360 body mod!
>bitcoin basic bitch core wallet comes installed by default.
>act now! Supplies are extremely limited! Sign up in the next 5 minutes and receive a signed blockchain transaction of a shitcoin of your choice from any one of our dominatrix bitch developers.
>twitch lewd chats! BITS support!
>THOTS integrated.
>perfectly anonymouse.

How can you resist this shit, anons?

pretty sure maker dao is using my token as the face of its respective organization

>>13103775
>quantum proof coin
Something like that could be big.

Decentralized AI on the blockchain.
Powered by the spare cycles of your GPU.
Takes full advantage of all your CUDA cores.
Blockchain technology allows integration into quantum computers.
New blockchain 2.0 technology allows the AI to compute binary numbers. AMAZING! A huge step forward for mankind!
It's projected that decentralized AI smart contract deepbrain blockchain GPU clusters will dominate the sector within the next 10 years. Don't miss your chance to be part of the revolution!
Only 97 billion deepbrain cancer tumors will ever be mined.
Development team with 280 years of experience in this new field. Amazing!
CEO Dr. Zaero Whoang has literally spent the last 12 years building AI systems for smart solar cities in Korea!
Inflation proof.
Immutable.
Self-learning.
It's thinking!

>>13103912
how do you even make something quantum proof and what are the the thresholds when measuring quantum computing

>>13103940

It's a bit of a mystery. A trade secret, so to speak. An enigma.

buy CELER after a massive sell off dump
>>13103739

>>13103912
Just don't forget you're in a shitcoin thread. Quarkchain is turbo China hustle

Vaultcoin.
Express escrow hyperconnected tangles to 5 countries, in 2 territories.
Coded in holy C++.
Coin agnostic.
Blockchains for days.
Protects your virginity.
No premine.
Trusted decentralized artificial CEO AI on the blockchain holds the only key.
Key is a separate ICO.

The key to vaultcoin.
Controlled by Dr. Borat Saddam Ginseng Block-Stach.
Guaranteed safe.
Listed on 28 exchanges.
Backed by math.

Torque [XTC]
>Never heard about it?
Of course, it's the rebrand for legal/copyright reason of an existing beloved shitcoin in the crypto scene, Stellite [XTL] (you can still find it with this ticker in the exchanges right now)
>Why you should be bullish?
Unironically for the rebranding itself, they'll make a new BitcoinTalk thread, so more visibility. But especially for the fundamentals (mobile miner and Android wallet soon to be released).
Also is traded only on TradeOgre and has a ridicously low marketcap, compared to its competitor (Electroneum 4 sats vs 150 sats) And the chart is breaking out.
>Why is different?
It offers real mobile mining (with an algorithm that doesn't hurt the devices, that will also be way more profitable with the new v6 algorithm) and and an instant payment gateway for merchants.

If I haven't sold you this shitcoin there's literally a problem with you.

EXCALIBUR.
Fast, safe, decentralized, engineered specifically to employ a crack team of pajeets.
More degrees than Satoshi.
Better tech than METH.
Stronger than titanium bar.
Rarer than bitcoin diamond.
Powered by a team.
A truly new take on an old concept.
Sanjay may or may not be an actual pimp.
Outsourced to another team in Hawaii.
Don't need a logo, as the team speaks for itself.

yes sir veddy good coin for you sir today buy please yes? Yes sir I work for microsoft you have to buy this coin you have virus

>>13103783

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>>13104289

>tfw the board's so fucking slow, your meme thread stays on the frontpage for almost four hours.
>14 total posters.

Sirs, please. Do the needfuls.

>>13103739

Dont read the faggots shilling their shitcoins in this thread , just buy Monero and you're good even if some old crusty faggot ass European Parliamentian is trying to ban anon coins there will always be demand for it

PLAIR
decentralized gaming platfor,m
alpha around the corner,
strok connections with gaming scene,
minuscule MC,
will be shilled by CREAM, who besides being an asshole is known for getting shitcoins in top 100.

Btmx
Basically bnb under 10cent
Youre welcome

Look for a good entry on LIT