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the longer the squeeze the sweeter the juice edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previously thread:
>>13085810

>> No.13089783
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Should've bought more puts. This is bleeding into my biotechs.

>> No.13089786

NIKE WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.13089787
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IT'S ALL COMING DOWN

>> No.13089788

This is fine.


This is okay
It's just a dip

>> No.13089790
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Taking a shit

>> No.13089791

What the f is going ooooon !!!???

>> No.13089795
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dangies
could have made rich girl money today if held SPXU longer
me need stop chasing after mediocrity and go for greatness

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>> No.13089806
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>>13089766
>>13089741
+European weather agencies are warning about more draught this year (again, gott strafe evropa). Might have effect on russian exports, but im no meteorologist.
>>13089717
didn't know that, will look into it
>>13089749
>forex most pure market
might want to get into forex. how do you trade it? cfds or options? options are heavily regulated for plebs in the EU, so the trouble might be to much for me

>tfw born too late for reasonable living costs
>tfw born just in time to see the coming of european technocracy

>> No.13089814

am I the only one buying 13 week T-bills for that easy 3%? seems like the best place to keep your savings account right now

>> No.13089816
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Long on gold but fuk.

>> No.13089820

>>13089791
You could have listened...

>> No.13089822

>>13089814
Will HEXO drop below 5? 4?

>> No.13089827
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDDDD WWEEEEEEEEEE'RRRRREEEEEE...……...

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This dump is so comfy

>> No.13089849

>>13089827
That fat fucks body is resilient, I'll tell you that.

>> No.13089853

>>13089806
eh just do short / longs
Options DONT make sense for Forex unless they exotic and are part of strategy. CFDS are already but really feel gambley on already risky market

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how low will this DIS dip go? Hoping to load up ~$100 but this might be too greedy

>> No.13089863

>>13089857
100 is not happening pal

>> No.13089873
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>>13089827
IIIIIMMMMMM BEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEK

>> No.13089882

Do you guys trade without using a Bloomberg Terminal?

>> No.13089888
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Which one of you just bought!

>> No.13089889
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>things I want to buy still going up
>things I already own still going down

*ahem*
FUCK MY LIIIIIIIFE

>> No.13089891

This another orchestrated walk down to 280 so the big boys can pick up cheapies?

>> No.13089896

How high will WEAT go? Missed getting out last year when. It was above $7 cause I was greedy

>> No.13089902

>>13089863
>set my limit buys to double down at 103

It absolutely is going to go way below 100, I’m very good at doing stupid things stupidly.

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>>13089888
I bought at yesterdays highs

>> No.13089905

the fed is going to inflate the fuck out of our currency and everyone knows it. first with them doing this bullshit "rolling average" means of calculating the annual inflation and now with trump making meme comments about the dollar being too strong. this is obviously done to prop up our failing fiscal policy and yet again its the taxpayer that gets the shaft. fuck this, going all in on the rupee

>> No.13089910

>>13089888
It's like every time I see a giant floating green candle I can hear brain-dead boomers going "duuuuuuuuuuuurrr buy the dip!!" and an investment bank being like "lol k, resume dump"

>> No.13089915

>>13089905
>the rupee
No stay away nigga what you doing

>> No.13089927

This is okay I'm gonna buy my REFR back at open and I'm gonna make it

>> No.13089929

>>13089661
>>13089680
Also, Wikipedia says the Dividend Aristocrats increase their dividend yield at least by 5% annually, so if I buy the first year with a yield of 2% will next year's yield be 7%? And the year after that 12%? And then 17% and so on and so forth?

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3 month and 10 year inverted

>> No.13089961

Which one of you faggots told me to buy LPTX yesterday. I'm getting killed on my 10 shares over here!

>> No.13089963

>>13089905
I found raja

>> No.13089973

>>13089929
come on now my guy, you know that there's nothing official about div aristocrats right? they don't go to the exchange and apply for some div aristocrat license or status, it's just the way people classify things. so if a company is considered an aristocrat, you can expect it to follow these arbitrary descriptors like increase yield by 5%, but it's not a guarantee. are you sure you're ready to buy stocks? you seem kind of dumb or at least ignorant right now.

>> No.13089978

>>13089955
Only 10 basis points for 2/10 year ...
Just start selling early

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>all my gains from yesterday: GONE
Fuck this shitty finicky market!

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>> No.13089993

>>13089973
Dividend Aristocrats are just companies like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk

>> No.13090004

>>13089979
>my puts evening out lost equity
The biotech indices are way down, panic sell behavior. This isn't just a hiccup or the NASDAQ and biotechs would be fine.

>> No.13090006

Recession when

>> No.13090009

>>13089973
I know very little about the stock market. I only want to buy stock for the dividends right now. But Wikipedia says if the a company decreases its dividend yield then it is dropped from the Dividend Aristocrat list on the S&P 500.

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Thoughts on this stock?

>> No.13090011

might be retarded but I'm buying this dip. wish me luck

>> No.13090018

>>13090011
thanks champ

>> No.13090023
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>> No.13090026

Please make it stop
Just make this nightmare end I can’t do this today
Please
Make it stop someone save us

>> No.13090028

>>13090011
Just do it for apple

>> No.13090033

>>13089873
Those eyes. As if there was a full scale war at the buffet line. The horror.

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>>13090006
Anytime in the next 18 months, the yield curve just inverted where it matters.

>> No.13090038

im thinking an end of the day rally but 4-5 more hours of red

>> No.13090042

>>13090010
I’m in that right now and it’s been a roller coast, earnings went good a few misses on subs but everyone sold off and now it’s in limbo could go sideways with the way the market is better to sit until Monday right now and not buy shit

>> No.13090046

>>13090026
No, silly bull, how else will you learn...

>> No.13090050

>>13089766
A really good start would be buying into a no-fees index fund.
Decide whether you want conservative, moderate, or aggressive growth level risk. If you're under about 45, just go with aggressive. Then drop it in an index fund and let it bake. Worst case scenario is that the market is bad for a few years because of some liberal retard bubble and you need to wait to cash out.

>> No.13090052

EVERYTHING IS ON SALE!

>> No.13090053

>>13090035
omg do you know what this means?

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If the SPY loses 3% today we're done.

>> No.13090061
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

and just because we're on an animu website doesn't mean every board needs to be animu filled

>> No.13090062

>have all my money in MO and KO
>both up
heh nice knowing you kids

>> No.13090063

Lower low

>> No.13090068
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>bull trap

>> No.13090070

>>13089955
B U L L I S H

>> No.13090072

>>13090009
if you want dividends and they have to be an "aristocrat" then you can buy from this list.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%26P_500_Dividend_Aristocrats

if aristocrat status is not a requirement of yours, buy AAPL MSFT DIS JPM

>> No.13090073

>>13090026
exactly why you don't listen to the mainstream media when they tell you everything is okay.

>> No.13090075

I'm not even worried that I'm bleeding profits, I'm trying to move money around so I can BUY MORE at these low low prices!

>> No.13090080

>>13090073
unless it goes down 3 percent today I think we'll be fine next week

>> No.13090083

>>13090052
>Altria just keeps going up
No. No sale here, no cheapies, no nothing.
>even PayPal barely hiccups.

>> No.13090089

>>13090083
people need to pay their 21st century whores and smoke their cigs

>> No.13090090

How do I "show interest in investing" on my resume?
Should I list the trades I've done?

>> No.13090095
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ok this is based

>> No.13090100

Kahm An bowbo, reck sum bulls

>> No.13090103
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Breaking support soon

>> No.13090104
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>> No.13090106
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>>13090095
ok, but this is based too

>> No.13090111

>>13090072
dont forget SBUX in that list of up and coming dividend growers

>>13090009
look into companies that have a decent CAGR as well as uninterrupted dividend growth for at least 5 years, 10 years would be better. PG, JNJ, MMM, MCD, HRL, LEG, CLX and KO can all be staples of a solid dividend portfolio

>> No.13090114

>>13090106
BRO

>> No.13090123

Broke support. In free fall now.

>> No.13090124

>>13090089
Don’t they need to treat their cancer?

>> No.13090125

>>13090114
WHOA WOW WHAT ARE OPTIONS YOU'RE A GOD OF TRADING OH MY GOD WOW

>> No.13090132

>>13090090
only list specific trades if its an investment banking type job where they’ll actually know what you’re talking about. For anyone else just flat out list how much money you made.

>> No.13090133
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uhh everything is going down lower again...

>> No.13090136
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>>13090114
chill out we're not even in orbit yet.

>> No.13090137

>>13090106
i miss your old brokerage or program that had like like midgard video game font and shit

>> No.13090142
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>>13090123
https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4
Sticky this

>> No.13090143

>>13090136
now show how much you lost when you shorted amazon on earnings last year

>> No.13090145

>>13090136
Based

>>13090125
Cringe

>> No.13090150

>>13090143
It was more than that...

>> No.13090159

>>13090090
oh and list it under “additional experience”

>> No.13090160

If my hands are iron...
Then my fear is naked
Naked and fearless...
And my fear is NAKED

>> No.13090169

>>13090150
you taking profits and moving them over to safer investments still or are you back on the swing trading bullet train?

>> No.13090176
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>Buying on the way down

Nice try Mnuchin.

>> No.13090178

>>13090159
Yeah it's at the very end
I said I started with 25k and now have 6 figures (this was over many years). I then briefly described the types of stocks I traded.

>> No.13090180
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>>13090035
I'll always remember where I was the day when 2.342 > 2.446.

>> No.13090182

>>13090169
I purchase 1 share of QYLD every day.

>> No.13090185
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NO

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.13090192
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13090192

>just buy the dip lmao

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Shit look how huge that gap is.

>> No.13090196

>>13090142
Faaaaaaaaaack

>> No.13090198
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>>13090142
Can someone PLEASE make an end of evangelion style stock tank where all the crosses are red candles? How has no one done this yet?

>> No.13090199
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>>13090061
>just because we're on an animu website doesn't mean every board needs to be animu filled

>> No.13090203

fucking NOK self reporting on themselves. stupid fucking finns.

>> No.13090207
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LITERALLY CLOSED MY SHORTS YESTERDAY AND OPENED LONGS

JUST
U
S
T

>> No.13090220

>>13090203
This is a good sign, good goy behaviour gives good goy gains.

>> No.13090223

$280 has been breached, if support here fails we're going back to $250

>> No.13090229

AHHHHHH IT WAS A BEAR MARKET RALLY AFTER ALL

>> No.13090231

>>13090198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQY32VGnRK4

>> No.13090232

>>13090178
I wouldnt even say how long it took. Just say you started with 25k and then state your current portfolio value.

you can describe your strategy/trades but like I said to anyone who doesn’t work in investment banking/M+A you might as well be speaking ancient greek

>> No.13090236

AHHH MOMMY ME CAN'T HANDWE WED NUMBEWS PWESE HEWP ME

>> No.13090239

>>13090104
Underrated post

>> No.13090241

>>13090159
I just put it under hobbies section at the very bottom

>> No.13090246
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NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.13090249
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>>13090207
Heh. JUST'd by Murphy's Law.

>> No.13090251

>>13089889
Unironically this. How the fuck is T up?

>> No.13090252
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>when the market tanks but KO moons

>> No.13090257
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>>13090246

>> No.13090256
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im legit looking at -1600 P/L today

>> No.13090270

Broke 280s.
EOD 278

>> No.13090273
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Thanks just bought the dip

>> No.13090276

>>13090142
FRY ME TO THE MOON

>> No.13090278

NUUUUUU MOMMY ME SCAWED PWEASE MAKE IT STOP

>> No.13090279

>>13090241
I mean I don’t put it on my resume at all because my gains are super mediocre. But if I had nice gains I wouldn’t be afraid to present it like it’s legitimate work experience.

>> No.13090281

>>13090072
I want the aristocrats because the dividend yield increases every year.

>> No.13090287
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literally me posting on stocktwits today with the bullish tag

>> No.13090297
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We have arrived to lower Earth orbit. Next stop is the moon.

>> No.13090302
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>>13090287
Same.

>> No.13090308

>>13090287
kek, show us your posts

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>>13090297
>600%
dude

>> No.13090316

>>13090297
How do you guys go all in on options lol crazy sobs.
Or is this a side portfolio?

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>> No.13090324

>>13090316
This is purely for entertainment while I'm at work.

>> No.13090326

Holy fuck the world economy just imploded. This is really fucking bad.....

>> No.13090327

Any fags programmed their own algos or ai to pick stocks or trade?

>> No.13090329

A beautiful sea of red. If only I shorted yesterday.

>> No.13090330

Closed 1/2 my shorts yesterday after going down 50%. I've already made back the losses and am happy for it but can't help feeling like I still missed out.

>> No.13090334

crypto/biz/ here

are ya winnin', dad?

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>>13090308
not me but basically this post right here sums it all up

>> No.13090338

>>13090180
Indeed, Mr. Retard. Who cares about the 10 years going under the 1 month, 3 months, 6 months and 1 year. It obviously doesn't mean anything, buy the dip.

>> No.13090340
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13090340

>mfw I smelled something was up and sold all my market neutral stocks yesterday.

Lmao, I'm practically a permabull but this is hilarious. What do now? All gains into biopharma? Pic related?

>> No.13090346

THIS IS WEAWWY WEAWWY BAD GUYS
DA WOWD ECONMOMMY IS IMPWODING

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>>13090334
>crypto

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>> No.13090360

>>13090334
I just caught a ride on a 600% rocket, but because Obama got rid of our space program it was russian and they've made us stop at the ISS and now we're only at 420% D:

>> No.13090375

>>13090340
>Pic related?
Perfect time to accumulate.
Nice saving my OC, BTW.

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posting all my ancient /rgt/ red day memes

it takes the edge off

>> No.13090390

I sure picked the worst possible time to get in the market.

I don’t want to sell at a loss, I think my biomemes still have a chance. But I really want to buy S&P on the way down! And maybe load up on some cheapies if it really is happening.

Oh no! I know everyone will probably tell me to staunch the bleeding, but I don’t want to lock in my losses!

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>>13090346
kek
pumping up 60 points then dumping down 60 points next day unironically very bad

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>> No.13090404

>>13090357
hahahahaha

>> No.13090408

>>13090340
LABU is down 9%. Usually the indices don't bleed to heavily into biotech but today is a panic "take all my money and hide in under the bed" day. Biotechs should see a boost monday (hopefully)
If these FDA-catalyst stock options I'm trying to get cheap process I may be several hundred thousand dollars richer on monday

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>> No.13090411

This is retail right?

>> No.13090416

>>13090357
Ugly subhuman faced mongrel with a beautiful blonde, absolutely disgusting.

>> No.13090420

>>13090408
Rephtile calls?

>> No.13090431
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13090431

Time for the lunch time check up, what you eating how you doing?

>> No.13090432

>>13090420
sssh don't drive up them up, they're slowly descending into my buy limits.

>> No.13090445
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this is my home now

>> No.13090458

CONSUME ALL GREEN CANDLES

THIS
MARKET
WANTS
L O W E R

>> No.13090468
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>Ascending Triangle forming
market makers trying to prevent a free fall lmao

>> No.13090474
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WHAT NO WHATS HAPPENING

>> No.13090480

>>13090432
But they’re still up for the day/week/every time scale

How could now be the time to buy?

I really don’t get options.

>> No.13090481

somehow TWTR is green today

>> No.13090486

Dow going - 400 today.

>> No.13090499

>>13090431
Oatmeal and ground beef, practicing my recession diet

>> No.13090501
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Betting s&p holds support... God help me.

>> No.13090504
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13090504

TRUMP PLEASE TWEET SOMETHING AND SAVE US

>> No.13090509

>>13090480
They've been getting closer to my buy limits all day. >>13089186 these are down to 200+ now.

>> No.13090510

>>13090468
I just see an inverse bull flag... When everybody gets back from lunch they're just going to sell off again...

>> No.13090512

>>13090400
remember when futures had that technical glitch and you were convinced it was the start of a giant crash

>> No.13090514

>>13090499
> recession diet
>ground beef
I eat pure oatmeal like a real poorfag. If i make a good trade i allow myself to add a raisin or two.

>> No.13090515

>>13090486

Christmas eve all over again.

>> No.13090522

AHHHHHHGHHHGHHHHGH

>> No.13090527

there are two (2) /smg/ threads on the front page, both with replies in the last minute

RKG, we love your custom OP images but how about waiting till the thread hits bump limit eh?

>> No.13090529

>>13090400
>>13090512
>>/biz/thread/S12869709#p12871824

>>13090515
just to make sure, you do know christmas eve was the bottom, right

>>13090522
WAAAA MOMMY DADDY PWEASE HEWP ME MY STAWKS ARE CWASHING
NUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.13090531

Is this the big one?

>> No.13090534
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>support breaking
Are we really going to leg down to the low/mid
270s?

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Crashing this plane with no survivors.

>> No.13090541

>>13090522
Hey it's like I'm really in /mbg/ - Mount and Blade General

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>>13090514
>he didn't stock up on guns and ammo to eat wild game.

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>>13090515
I'm prepared now. All for that day to happen again. I WILL TAME THE BEAR!

>> No.13090551

>>13090541
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

>> No.13090553

>>13090534
>support breaking

Not yet.

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>down 20k and it's not even 12 yet
NOOOOOO I WAS GONNA USE THIS MONEY TO MOVE OUT

>> No.13090565

>>13090409
This guy is gonna have a major stroke in his brain in like five years

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>>13090553
so close

>> No.13090577

>>13090504
Fuck that idiot and his son in law too

>> No.13090578

>>13090558
Are there really people investing with intent to use the money in the short term?

Anyone here just comfy riding their investments all the way to retirement and consistently buying more regardless of what happens?

>> No.13090582

>>13090565
just like his father before him

>> No.13090586

Galt has almost 3x it's average volume is not even up 1%

Dubs double reverse cratered LCI.

>> No.13090600

>A $15 call costs the same as a $17.5 call on the same time frame
Why?
>RH is offering to let me sell puts and calls, but I don’t even own any puts or calls
What?

>> No.13090602

LMAO at everyone who isn't using this to buy stocks and spy 285 calls

>> No.13090603
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OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.13090607

well i just sold so expect a recovery in the next ten minutes

>> No.13090612

>>13090431
damn i miss lunchbro

im about to smash me some pho

>> No.13090616

>>13090603
This guy about to be rich af

>> No.13090621

>>13090578
Long-term here. Only 5k in individual equities, everything else in funds. Never sold anything for a loss, I just hodl until my train comes in.

>> No.13090639

>>13090586
it's because XBI is tanking
it has nothing to do with GALT itself
never say anything my GALT again you memer

>> No.13090644

We keep hitting higher lows but falling against that resister level... I think this means we're about to fall on more and more volume into close.

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>>13090512
>>>/biz/thread/S12869709#p12871824
to be fair, we are lower ATM than we were @ feb 26

>>13090527
yes, have been thinking about atleast waiting until 300
/biz/ has slowed to only 150 threads daily
lowest its been in ages
we had 4 /smgs/ in catalog yesterday

but then though this:
why do we care if 4 /smg/s are destroying a useless crypto pump and dump crap post thread?
give me good reason for care

>> No.13090648

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.13090649
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>>13090603
>>13090616
I’m playing both teams and doing just fine

>> No.13090652

>>13090639
>>13090586
don't talk to me or my GALT ever again

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>>13090600
>Why can I sell options without owning them?
Absolutely brainless. Please neck yourself.

>> No.13090668

What the fuck is 280.00 even supposed to be? Support? Resistance?

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>>13090639
You're so defensive lately pendy, my boy. Just relax.

>> No.13090674

>>13090646
have some compassion for the shitcoin posters. if it weren't for them spamming /g/ we wouldn't even have had a /rgt/ or a /smg/

>> No.13090683

>>13090668
It was once resistance which became support and may become resistance again if bulls don't grow a pair before close.

>> No.13090684

>>13090646
>why do we care if 4 /smg/s are destroying a useless crypto pump and dump crap post thread?
ok this is based
carry on my keepad friend

>> No.13090694

>>13090668
280 got broken long ago
It was the resistance we kept bouncing off in February. Then it became a support that we just broke.

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>>13090668
278 am first real support, then after that 272
if 272 cant hold then 260 or even 250 in play

if 278 not tested then we going straight back to 285

>> No.13090709
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13090709

BROKE SUPPORT

>> No.13090711

>>13090570
HOLY SHIT BOYS HERE WE GOOOOOOO

>> No.13090714

>>13090664
>how dare you express interest in something while being a complete beginner

Yikes, I just want to know why you keep calling it “tapping” when you’re really turning your land cards sideways. Do I get to draw a card every turn?

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WHY DIDNT ME HOLD SPXU LONGER
WAS LITERALLY SITTING ON GOLDEN TICKET NUUUUUUU

>> No.13090717

IM SO GLAD THAT MONEY CONES TO ME

>> No.13090720
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13090720

time to fill out that McDonald's application

>> No.13090725

IT KEEPS GOING DOWN
WHERES PPT
WHERES PPT
WHERES THE PPT

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my work day looks a lot like this (actual work was minimized because i know the power of weaponized autism and ruining someone's life)

>> No.13090730

>>13090725
Reducing their holdings so they can support us at a lower level???

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>>13090709
RECESSION CONFIRMED

>> No.13090740

>>13090725
JPM sub 100 is tasty cheapie treat

>> No.13090741

HOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.13090747

DESCEND INTO MADNESS

>> No.13090754

>>13090741
IT'S WORKING SEND ALL YOUR ENERGY

>> No.13090759

>>13090754
DEAD
CAT

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Surely some green wojak power will fix things. Make them right.

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>>13090711
WHEEE!!!

>> No.13090766

We just refueled and are commencing debarking procedure from the ISS.

>> No.13090767
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13090767

Next support is a huge one because the jump between that and the next lowest is an interval of several points.

>> No.13090775

>>13090740
Diamonds are unbreakable but bank stocks in a low interest evironment?

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>>13090578
Speak of the devil

>> No.13090790

>>13090767
I’ll be bailing out of my short long before we try and break that beast, my friend. Good luck to all other bears. I’m debating closing my out and taking these big gains and suffering the curse of the PDT.

>> No.13090796

>>13090760
Please just keep posting them maybe it changes karma

>> No.13090797

>>13089766
Im bullish aapl and nvda
I still holding?

>> No.13090805

>>13090578
That’s because your investment is worth pennies. Imagine swinging 5k to 10k everyday. Normal person will not be able to stomach that volatility, so some short term trading is necessary.

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S&P failed to break resistance on the daily. Hangman followed by a confirmation candle so looks like we're eating shit boys.

>> No.13090812

>>13090570
I know. This feels dicey as fuck.

>> No.13090824

I just got a yahoo finance report about selloffs coinciding with two massive green candles.
>buying on the way down
Lmao market manipulation. Writers & co. can sell a bit higher.

>> No.13090828

>>13090810
About fucking time. Fuck bulls we bear now

>> No.13090831

>>13090810
Who eats the shits? Bullfags or bearcucks?

>> No.13090836

>>13090831
Bullfags eat the shit, bearfags are in control.

>> No.13090839

>>13090812
I switched from 100% equities to 100% short term bonds in Nov. comfy af

>> No.13090842

>>13090607
ikr

>> No.13090850

noooo keep selling!!!!

>> No.13090851

>>13090839
Did that on tuesday - was a bullfag, now a bearfag

>> No.13090852

>>13090836

Thanks, just bought 100k

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>>13090828

>> No.13090859
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13090859

Now is the bottom. Get in.

>> No.13090870

>>13090859
SHIT ends up at the bottom

>> No.13090871

>>13090851
Nice. Risking 5% more gains for -20% lost is just dumb

>> No.13090880

>>13090775
they make a lot of money doing other things than lending money

also, interest rates will eventually go up. might as well get in at the bottom

>> No.13090882

Gold penny stocks day

>> No.13090891

Cnat needs to fall harder

>> No.13090905
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13090905

SUBMIT
CEASE THESE GREEN CANDLES

>> No.13090910

Starting to rally. We'll see if it's a bull trap

>> No.13090914

>>13090905
It's a shoah out there

>> No.13090916

who is buying?

>> No.13090920

OPERATION BEAR TRAP IS IN FULL EFFECT

>> No.13090923

>>13090916
Boomers reading about the sell off on Yahoo Finance and shouting "buy the dip!"

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stop buying

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13090936

oh yeah

im thinkin

we're back

>> No.13090940

>>13090920
>equities are overvalued
>global economic slowdown

dem bears be trapped

>> No.13090949

>all the boomers flooding into KO
Lmao

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>>13090936

>> No.13090954

>>13090828
Let me be clear, we're in an extremely volatile state right here for the next few weeks. If you look at the 50 and 200 day MA on my chart you'll see that we're actually close to forming a Golden Cross which is TECHNICALLY a Bullish indicator. We had a Death Cross on December 06th and you can see how that shitshow went. We tested resistance and got rejected. We may have enough inertia to test it one more time, next week are critical.

>> No.13090957

>>13090940
I'm fucking trapped!!! FUCK AMAZON!! FUCK NIGGERS!!! FUCK IT ALL!!!!

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>>13090931
make me

>> No.13090979

>people spamming Bulls and green men when SPY is -1.50%

Do you guys even follow the market? SPY will hit 210 before July.

>> No.13090980

>>13090931
Every time i shorted on minor weakness this year i got blown out. Not this time. I'm going long.

>> No.13090983

>>13090980
yeah me too but
>this time for sure!!

>> No.13090990

300 by May

>> No.13090995

>>13090980
>punished anon
>3 times now he thought he was safe to short
>BTFO every time
>a red day arrives again
>haha not this time!!
>I’m loading up on calls!!
This is a bearish signal if I’ve ever seen one lmao, thanks anon.

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Looks bull trappy

>> No.13091001

>>13090990
>>13090979

>> No.13091002 [DELETED] 

I really need help,because i dont know what i do
Im still bullish on nvda?
Please help this poor brainlet

>> No.13091014

>>13090995
That'd figure. I've jinxed the market. Everybody sell.

>> No.13091015

I mean that's a real fucking steep downturn. I've never seen the indices turn on a dime and become bullish after a drop like that.

>> No.13091017

>>13091002
Markets topping out, at times like this you do Iron Condors

>> No.13091020

i bought 2k more spy
thanks red day
cy@ on open monday bears, fuckin try me

>> No.13091023

>>13091014
baggie jinxed the market yesterday with all his trips and dubs

>> No.13091025

>>13090997
not that many bulls were trapped
seeing if they can trap more bears than bull ATM

>> No.13091029

>>13091002
>there is someone in this thread, RIGHT NOW, who is bullish on NVDA
lmao

>> No.13091030

leveling again.. looks like a bull trap

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It's going down again

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>>13091015
oh really? never?

>> No.13091045

>>13091025
Yeah the green coincided with a bunch of financial reporting on the sell off, it takes boomers awhile to find their reading glasses, read the article, call their broker on a landline and shout "buy the dip".

>> No.13091046
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Holy fuck. Financials...

>> No.13091048

>>13091023
Yeah, his dubs said circuit break today

>> No.13091052

>>13091023
It's all my fault guys...

>> No.13091053
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NEW super CUTE thread

>>13091043
>>13091043
>>13091043
>>13091043

>> No.13091054

>>13091042
n-not this time

>> No.13091064

>293 replies
>new thread
aaaa

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>>13091048
Dubs also prophesized that LCI would moon today.

>> No.13091076

>>13091064
fuck it lets go

>> No.13091128

>>13091069
dubs giveth and taketh

>> No.13091145
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Red box is resistance, S&P got rejected off it, we're in a downtrend channel already and MACD already looks like shit.

>> No.13091774
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13091774

That’s not how numbers work

>> No.13091960

oh the movie never ends

it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

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>>13090997
Looks like (((they))) want to paint a h&s before ze big dump...

>> No.13092968

>>13089766
https://youtu.be/-6TakptwyaE

>> No.13093061

>>13091029
Probably the most intelligent person in the thread desu. NVDA fundamentals look incredible

>> No.13093127
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FDA just fucked over lots of people today. I'll gonna hodl and deposit more credits.