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13083599 No.13083599 [Reply] [Original]

How do I increase my net worth by 1% every day? Nothing sexual please

>> No.13083612

>>13083599
If you suck twice the dick from the day before you can double your wealth every day

Nothing sexual, its just business

>> No.13083613

Put all of your savings into alt-coins. Guaranteed +1% a day.

>> No.13083630

Suck dicks in a non sexual way

>> No.13083774

>>13083599
You cant.

>> No.13083785

>>13083599
Thats 37x per year. Good luck thinking you can 37x each year.

>> No.13084303

>>13083599
If you start by non-sexually sucking 100 dicks every day, it's theoretically possible to increase the number of dicks you suck by exactly 1% each day. May get a little busy down the line though

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>>13083785

>> No.13084329

>>13083599
just read a trading book for like 2 hours then it's like free money bro

>> No.13084405

>>13083599
I doubt there's a passive way of doing this consistently. Even active methods will hit a point of diminishing returns very fast, assuming you have a very low net worth. If you have a modest net worth, even running a very successful and growing business probably won't even take you out a full year.

Haven't busted out my graphing calculator in a while...