/biz/ - Business & Finance

>He did a handjob to himself
fag

>>13069804
No one can give as good a handjob as yourself.

>>13069791
balls is hurting, i dont understand how people can do nofap

>>13069791
why is the hive pushing me to jerk it while I'm doing retaining of the essence? I had a very hard morning but decided not to wank and now everywhere online they are trying to get me to wank.

STOP AND THINK
Do you really need to bust that nut anon.
Stop the inner jew.
Work out
Eat healthy
Try nofap

You can do it

Lol /business & finance/

>>13069810
If you spent as much effort doing actual productive shit instead trying not to fap you would be doing just fine.

>>13069814
How about
>work out
>eat healthy
>and Fap whenever you feel inspired to fap.

I do understand the problem with jerking off as a form of escapism. But I jerk off probably every couple of days when I am inspired!

The ancient greeks had huge orgies regularly which enhanced their quality of life.

>>13069825
>>stress relieve = more profits
go figure

I fap once a week, better than no fap memes
buy chainlink

>>13069835
Crypto currency traders should jerk off up to 6 times a day at minimum! They should also regularly watch cute girls doing cute things to regain their super male vitality.

>>13069831
trying not to fap is productive.

>>13069869
No you should only fap if you WANT to.

Why try not to fap? If you don't want to fap don't fap.

Thanks to this thread i am starting nofap

>>13069791
A penis experiment for you anons:
Think about something you want to do that requires some genuine effort. It can be anything, but it needs to require motivation, like learning a new skill, and don't pick vidya you faggot.
Now, once you're motivated to do it, go jerk off.

While you're holding your fresh nut in a tissue, ask yourself if you still want to do that activity from before, or if you just wanna lay around and play vidya and eat garbage now.
Nofap is a meme, but jerking it too much is a motivation killer. Balance needs to be met. Porn is the ultimate motivation killer.

test

>>13069871
Minister you, Satoshi.

>>13069809
The ducts in your balls expand over time so to contain the excess - have this myself. Horrid looking, but the amount I can dish out now after some abstinence is astounding.
Nevertheless, IT's either nocturnal emissions for you, or start going to prostitutes. This is what I do and I recommend it highly. You learn to interact with women in a intimate manner (somewhat) and learn about women in general.

>>13069791
>caring about other men touching their dongs

Maximum gayness

>>13069989
>learning about women from prostitutes

>>13070086
and I don't mean it in a bad way, hookers are honest and business oriented, and know how to market themselves and get you to add that extra 50$.
then you go to the real world and get a nice gf (from experience), then after a few months dating you spy on her fb and find out she did some porn level shit in her past and lied about it "muh that's the first time someone cums on my face", "muh that's my first anal".

>>13069934
Haven't jerked off for months and I don't even think about sex anymore. Feels great. Simply because there are no invasive thoughts and cravings. Or if you do, then for entirely different reasons. And if you jerk off again, and then stop, you realize how much more peaceful you feel not giving a shit about sexuality. But you keep spouting your propaganda.

>>13069835
There are healthier ways of relieving stress. That, you know, actually involve moving your body, fattie. If you have to fap to relief your stress, then chances are you already having a shitty routine = too much stress in the first place. Which you try to relief with an even shittier habit.

>>13069791
Get a job weebcuck. You aren't an animal. Once you start providing for yourself you will no longer have any need for such base level things.

>>13069791
never fapping again

FUCK you

>>13070086
That's what people have been doing for a long time.

>>13069791
Remember, do not commit the impure act by yourself.

>>13069791
Eh, masturbation feels boring nowadays. I have jacked off basically every day since I was 14, maybe it’s time to take a break so it feels good again instead of like a chore

>>13069791
Get thee behind me satan!

Sexual immorality hurts the body.

>>13069869
No dude you're right. This is moral law every man has, everyman knows fapping is bad

is nofap better for maintaining a proper boner?

>>13071368
I had the same feeling of boredom but enjoy it a lot now that I got into prostate stimulation.

I nutted inside my wife this morning though

>>13071405
you should join the chamber of light.
dizzcord3code: BKJC8ss
quickly before I am banned and this post is removed! We deal with energy work, esoteric wisdom, dreams, spirituality and we all invest in crypto so we never have to slave again, but can use our time to ascend.

There are two things free in this world:
1- Taking a nap
2- Masturbation

You never gonna make it if you turn your back to them.

>>13069791
>>13069791

My problem with no fap is that if i don't i get an insane urge to hook with women that obviously will bring me so many problems down the road

>>13069841
only right answer to the nofap debate

>>13071438
you mean many adventures down the road.

>>13070125
>I don't even think about sex anymore
that's bad

>>13071796
this
theres no escaping

>>13071796

Haha no, adventures are meaningless, if the only meaningful act of the sex act is the pleasure itself then every problem that comes out of it is meaningless and just cope

imagine being one of those sex-obsessed losers who either jerk off every day, or never jerk off.

Just jerk off or fuck someone once, maybe twice a week.

>>13070125
when I was on nofap for 3 months I didn't think about sex either
but I was constantly on edge
now I just fap if I feel like it which averages at daily, exclusively to 2D though

All succesful chads I've known fapped. Nofap is a meme.

>>13069808
false
i a girl likes/loves u and her sole purpose is to please you, she'll learn and do an amazing job
she'll also rub ur balls the whole time
augghhhhhhhhh miss that shit
personally like getting HJ/BJs more than actual sex

>>13069791
I'm going to anon, within the hour. What should I fap to though?

>>13072116
/gif/

>>13069791
bought 100k, thanks

>>13071891
You’re a fucking faggot lol. Holy fuck anon do you not realize how gay you are for saying that. Fucking top kek

>>13071434
No I follow Jesus Christ. I won't be apart of any esoteric group. I know the truth of Gods word