/biz/ - Business & Finance

Do you guys need to spam him like this

>>13040589
You’re witnessing the birth of a new meme, my friend. There are steps that need to be taken including a proper name. He won’t fail like that bitch fresco.

>>13040582

SINBBY SNABBY

>>13040582
>>13040595
His name is millhouse. Now kindly do the needful and kys twice

>walks sideways
AAAAAAHHH SNIBBYYY

His name is Penny Pincher or PP for short. Kek has confirmed this and the false name Snibby is heresy.

>>13040582
and he's about to crab-walk off a cliff

nope, it's penny pincher.

>>13040620
Giving this little guy a shit name like PENNY PINCHER is almost guaranteed to leave him dead and forgotten in a week, just like that red cuck Fresco. I mean, what kind of shit name is fresco? That meme had so much potential but was wasted because of the trash moniker he was given. Now snibby? That’s a cute mother fucking name for a cute fucking retard crab.
>*snibs on your shit name*

>>13040638

Snibby the Clown!

>>13040589
>being this new
For shame.

>>13040649
This. The perfect retard name for the perfect retard crab.

>>13040649
Our lord KEK works in mysterious ways. If he grants our new meme a shitty name then it shall be.

non nobis domine

>>13040668
kek, this is adorable.

snib snib :D > penny pincher

Just when i thought biz couldnt get any gayer

The absolute faggot tier state

>>13040668
Seriously I finally got a good altcoin shilling filter going but now all I see is this stupid yellow crab

>>13040699
>>13040702
Problem lads?

>>13040620
>His name is Penny Pincher or PP for short.
Eww no.
His name is snib.

>>13040695
Uh oh...

>>13040699
The tone of this post is demeaning to people with same-sex preferences.

>>13040699
>>13040800
You're both fags.

>>13040800
>>13040820
who cares? being gay will make us rich.

>>13040832
>gay+chainlink
>rich
PFFFFFF

what the fuck is this crab all about? how did i miss this?

>>13040582
Trips name it, not you

>>13040582
>HIS NAME IS FUCKING SNIBBY (snibs for short) YOU FAGGOTS AAAAAAAAAAAA
PENNY PINCHER

>>13040596
>SINBBY SNABBY
SNIBBLE WIBBLE

>>13040875
It started here I think.

>>13033049

>>13040961
>tfw penny pincher turns into some absurdist alien meme

penny pincher is the worst fucking name

snibby isn’t some midwestern extreme couponing mom

>>13040977
checked and partially agreed but mr. krabs was a genuine penny pincher
also fuck recaptcha

>>13041003
>mr. krabs was a genuine penny pincher
Krabs did nothing wrong.

>>13040977
Penny pincher makes perfect sense since profits are next to marginal in a sideways market

>Since when where you under the impression that CRAB-17 was over?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y28Diszaoo4

A young wife fell sick and was about to die. "I love you so much," she told her husband, "I do not want to leave you. Do not go from me to any other woman. If you do, I will return as a ghost and cause you endless trouble."

Soon the wife passed away. The husband respected her last wish for the first three months, but then he met another woman and fell in love with her. They became engaged to be married.

Immediately after the engagement a ghost appeared every night to the man, blaming him for not keeping his promise. The ghost was clever too. She told him exactly what had transpired between himself and his new sweetheart. Whenever he gave his fiancee a present, the ghost would describe it in detail. She would even repeat conversations, and it so annoyed the amn that he could not sleep. Someone advised him to take his problem to a Zen master who lived close to the village. At length, in despair, the poor man went to him for help.

"Your former wife became a ghost and knows everything you do, " commented the master. "Whatever you do or say, whatever you give your beloved, she knows. She must be a very wise ghost. Really you should admire such a ghost. The next time she appears, bargain with her. Tell her that she knows so much you can hide nothing from her, and that if she will answer you one question, you promise to break your engagement and remain single."

"What is the question I must ask her?" asked the man.

The master replied: "Take a large handful of onions beans and ask her exactly how many beans you hold in your hand. If she cannot tell you, you will know that she is only a figment of your imagination and will trouble you no longer."

The next night, when the ghost appeared the man flattered her and told her that she knew everything.

"Indeed," replied the ghost, "and I know you went to see that Zen master today."

"And since you know so much," demanded the man, "tell me how many beans I hold in this hand!"

There was no longer any ghost to answer the question.

>>13040582
Kek has spoken:
>>13036999

>>13040695
This is why I do as KEK instructed and go by her real name, Penny Pincher

All you snib tags can just call her PP if you're butthurt about things like mumu and fresco

>>13041720
>>13041742
Fuck off with that shit. Snibby is catchy and to the point. And fuck this kek digits maymay. The majority rules and the majority prefers Snibby snib snib.

>>13041742
Also Fresco was a shit meme made worse by an awful name. If he had a better name he would have survived.

>>13041720
>Kek has spoken:
You mean some jannie with a script? Thanks but no thanks. "Kek" can snib my balls.

>>13041193
>Penny pincher makes perfect sense since profits are next to marginal in a sideways market
this