/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13038057
It was not a burger belly but a BEER belly all along!!!

>>13038078
Here come the beer memes...

>>13038057
i hope he ordered a cup of fucking poison!

>>13038057
oh damn op wasnt larping

please, ask him the reasons for fireside chats

i seriously can only think of one reason for a fireside chat
Tom is burning gay for sirgay, only reasonable explanation i have for this relationship, not trolling

even if he had a working product instead of just a touring theory, there is nothing chainlink could offer docusign

case in point
https://www.fool.com/investing/2019/03/15/docusigns-earnings-revenue-jumps.aspx
Fourth-quarter highlights
DocuSign's revenue jumped 34% year over year, to $199.7 million.
Subscription revenue, which accounted for 94% of total revenue, increased 37% year over year.
Non-GAAP earnings per share (EPS) was $0.06 based on 188 million shares outstanding, compared to $0.01 in the year-ago quarter based on 42 million shares outstanding.
Net cash provided by operating activities was $34.1 million, up from $32 million in the year-ago quarter.
DocuSign's billings were up 31% year-over-year -- a deceleration from 40% growth in Q3 and 32% growth in Q2.
DocuSign's GAAP gross margin was 74%, down from 79% in the year-ago quarter.
Non-GAAP gross margin was 78%, narrower than an 80% margin in the same period last year.
The company added 23,000 customers during the quarter, bringing its total customer count to 477,000

so yeah, tom just wants to fuck sirgays butt and sirgay is too fucking selfunaware/naive to the blatant passes tom has made at the multiple dinners after each chat


in conclusion,
since there is no working link product, nor any reason for tom to implement an imaginary oracle theory based on 2018 q4 positive growth, the only link tom wants is hiding in that fat sack in sirgays pants

>>13038057
I had fun that night

>>13038111
nice dids

>>13038057
>checking if the kitchen is still going

Why he got a fag bag?

>>13038078
i wondered this but he doesn't have the look of an alcoholic: good skin, no bags under eyes, perfect hairline

>>13038103
why would a bar sell poison? Think you godamn no-linker, THINK !

>>13038202
cuz hes a fag and hes been fuckin tom

>>13038202
>why does Sir Gay have a fagbag?
DYOR

>>13038202
it's a computer bag, for portable computers, like hello - welcome to 2019 !?

>>13038202
tools of the trade in silicon valley

>>13038219
>>13038108


SERIOUSLY HES FUCKING GAY

IM USING LOGIC

>>13038210
signs that hes well rested and not stressed from never doing anything prodcutive

mfw the neets and incels on this board have no clue what a fag bag is


protip: Field/ And/ Garrison. BAG

>>13038260
he eats like shit instead

He's starting to imitate SatoJ - he's becoming an alcoholic.

>>13038057
based and beer pilled

>>13038313
>alcoholic
>only eats junk food
just how many coping mechanisms does one man need? next on the list its coke, guaranteed

is this a sell signal??? I am getting worried...

>>13038057
it's saturday you stupid fuck. let the man drink. lord knows i'd drink if i had to deal with you lot. this place sucks.

and why is Sergey not travelling with bodyguards? the guy is holding billions of dollars

>>13038442
His body is a bodyguard

>>13038459
kek

>>13038057
Where is this in sf, I will go every week

>>13038427
Thank you for sharing your opinion. Now please go back to plebbit.

>>13038459

kek

>>13038057
Good find op. Was this in San Francisco? Did you follow him?

>>13038057
The fucking shirt

>>13038229
bagholder cope

>>13038693
I cannot disclose that information for Sergey's safety

>>13038211
>>13038219
>>13038232
KEKKEEKEKEEEEEK

>>13038459


kek

Did e order a PumpNdump®?

>>13038737
So the rumors are true?

>>13038427
>drinking on the weekend
>no working product
priorities in order, check

>>13038108
LINK has ruined yours and many other people's brains.

>>13038894
>implying the picture was taken on the weekend
It was monday morning.

>>13038057
being an alcoholic is a natural stage of being a proeminent figure. look at satoshi

haha u fags keep laughing and making fun of him while he took all you're money to the bank haha

>>13038919
how is my brain ruined? im not the one buying link, never have/will but i will continue to criticize with logic until i receive honest feedback.

would you like to explain to me chainlinks relationship with docusign? and if your answer is they are partnered but under nda, please explain how you know its under nda, annd, why would they need to suppress that partnership after docusign set new highs last quarter

>>13038972
>..until i receive honest feedback.
How about this for honest feedback, i am your uncle and i raped your mom when we both were kids, how about that!?
Is this honest enough for you !?

i love how sergey loves beer

>>13039070
kek based

>>13038111
me on the right

>>13039070
no. this is the opposite of honest. this is a blatant lie

>>13038057
Pretty sure photo from after fireside chat, nothing new brainlets. You guys are pathetic.

kek

>not on McDonald's

>>13039070
This desu

>>13038210
At one of the chats someone offered him a beer and he declined saying he doesn’t drink. I’m glad, we need our serger strong.

>>13038287
so it's a military thing? still pretty homo desu

You guys realize that LINK has delivered nothing yet is one of the only shitcoin that has maintained its price through the crash. It is due for a 99% correction any time soon like REQ and friends

>>13040781
this is pasta, but complete agree 2 years and nothing. Getting tired of waiting.

32 million put to good use.

Unironically bullish. Just bought 100k