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DUDE I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like I’m in one of my favorite TV SHOWS. You should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy IPA or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on Adult Swim! And dude, dude, DUDE, we GOTTA go down to the barcade, listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!! It’s also an arcade like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. Speaking of which, Megan and I have finally decided to tie the knot, literally, we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save more money to spend on ourselves and our FURBABIES. I’m fuckin’ JACKED man, I’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>> No.13024378

>>13024320
This would have unironically been funnier if the text was green.

>> No.13024383

>>13024378
FPBP

>> No.13024765

Mostly to get away from fags like you.

>> No.13024771

>>13024320
jesus christ the insecurity...

>> No.13024787
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13024787

>>13024320
>I want to live in a shithole in the middle of nowhere where everyone is hooked on meth and opiates and there are no jobs that pay more than minimum wage unless you become a truck driver.
>But hey, my house was only 50k, and muh cheap groceries.
Kys

>> No.13024855

I must admit, I was into exposed brick for a loooong time

>> No.13024867

>>13024787
Everyone in the city is hooked on heroin and meth too tho

>> No.13024879

>>13024787
Damn you're retarded kid. So you would rather live in some clown city with trannies running around instead of some comfy town with a better quality of life. Plus, small towns need doctors and lawyers (btw you do have a degree, right anon?)

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13024883

>>13024765
>>13024771
>>13024787
Uh oh... and here they come now!

>> No.13024889

if you can't afford to live in one of the top 5 cities you have no right to be crying about others that can

>> No.13024920

>>13024765
>>13024771
>>13024787
Go back to plebbit cuck soi boys

>> No.13024965

>>13024378
>OP MASSIVE FAIL

>> No.13025008

>>13024320

top kek

>> No.13025028

>>13024787
All your money goes to rent.

>> No.13025036

>>13024883
Boys will be boys

>> No.13025077

>>13024920
Omg. You used "cuck soiboi" unironically? Jfc you're a fucking meme of yourself!

>> No.13025488

>>13024320
~500k population is the perfect size
>get all you look for in a city in terms of entertainment, stores, etc..
>big enough that you can live your life without everyone knowing about it
>small enough that you get to have a network of friends/relations across different venues/business
>small enough to live less than 30mn by foot from work without ruining yourself
>big enough to not need a car for the day to day

I grew up in bumfuck nowhere among more cows than humans(which were part cow anyways), lived in LA, and I was miserable in both

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