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>article title is proof
>article picture is evidence
has faketoshi ever NOT contradicted himself?

>tl;dr - Craig doesn't have the keys + several pages of schizoid rambling about nothing in particular.

>>13009198
I skimmed the article, its just a long convoluted way of saying "hurr signing a tx isn't actually proof of me being satoj", same thing hes been saying for years

>>13009198
as usual

beautiful woman btw

>>13009205
>satoj
this always cracks me up lmao

>>13009148
>Many will have you believe that signing a message with the digital key is itself proof and not mere evidence in the construction of a case. It is a fallacy I need to rebuke. It is an idea that is miasmic through its virulent and noxious constitution. Being of mephitic nature reminiscent of toads wallowing in the pond they defecate in with its septic rankness, it pollutes the minds it touches.

*the* most desperate faggot I've ever encountered in my existence. Jesus fucking christ that word salad reeks of salty tears and hurt feelings about not owning the keys.

>>13009148

He's nervous that he forked a chain that had child porn on it and now he's trying to argue that companies aren't entities and that the agents who perform work under these companies that dont exist cant be held liable for it. Wow....

>>13009230

He better be careful because he's really starting to clue normal people into hoe retarded he is. Digital signatures are good enough for everyone else and not creg

> really makes you think

>>13009148

Nobody fucking cares to read the drivel of an alcoholic scammer.

>Some fail to see the change that is happening. It’s slow, and it will take decades, yet it’s going to occur. The promise of blockchain, Bitcoin, lies in the truth. Not the subverted version that they sell. Not sidechains and Lightning and methodologies that allow people to create many sets of books and ledgers, but one truth, one source of immutable evidence.

>>13009255
I dont understand though, I've followed Creg's ramblings for a while now and he always said digital sigs are even more valid than a written one, as a digital signature cannot be forged. He's literally said word for word "a transaction signed by a digital key is a signed confession"

he might actually be panicking about being held accountable for the shit being uploaded to his chain, I have no idea why he's pulling a 180 on sigs here.

>>13009230
Wow. These fancy words are sure to convince the only people that have any chance of believing him tho: Pajeets.

>>13009289
>I have no idea why he's pulling a 180 on sigs here
Maybe because he is a crook whose own mother admitted long ago, that her son has and always had a troubled relationship with anything resembling "reality".

>>13009198
Puffy

>>13009148
Why so do many bizlets follow this literal conman ?

>>13009384
>creates bitcoin
>conman

Please tell me what you're inhaling

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

>>13009148
its almost as if craig is fudding sv by attaching himself to it.

>>13009392

The real bitcoin aka BTC

Are you upset? Are you mad?

>>13009230
this fucking kek

>>13009384

They don’t actually. Any support for Craig here is just larping

>>13009148
>makes wild claims out of nowhere
>posts a picture displaying the word "evidence" as evidence...
the fuck...

>>13009205
i got just the picture for that.
and that is exactly the reason why he would sign if he could sign. plausible deniability in court, but it would convince 90% off the world which is his goal otherwise he would shut the fuck up.

this is the best actual proof that he doesn't posses the keys so far.

>>13009289
>>13009340
i despise creg like no other, but he is not pulling a 180 here on signatures. he is claiming that present ownership of keys is no proof of past ownership nor proves identity without a question of doubt. which is the exact reason we know for sure that he is not satoshi. because if he had the keys he would have no qualm to sign by his own logic the only reason he makes these emotional appeals is that he can't sign and if he doesn't posses the keys he never did. and if he never posessed the keys he can't be satoshi.

>>13009289
>a transaction signed by a digital key is a signed confession
well it's not
if he indeed wrote that he must have been blackout drunk
he is a stupid cunt but i don't think this stupid

>>13010210
the funny thing here is i'm getting ideas how to turn this against him.

let's say someone let's call him bob, has found himself some cp by pure accident walking down the ominous nooks andd crannies of the dark web because bob is not that kind of guy, but he really hates creg... and bob has some old unsplit bitcoins and decides to split the sv to troll creg and post cp on the sv chain which is now allowing anyone to upload images to an immutable blockchain. so bob moves his sv to an other wallet and then just before spending the shitcoins (sv) on a transaction (for which he uses a vpn or secure proxy) he publishes the public keys say posting them on this board.

at that point nobody will ever be able to prove it 100% (assuming he booted a live os for this and used ramdrive) that he posted the cp. because his private key was known to the entire world prior to making the transaction.

this is tough... i wouldn't want to be a curry nigger right now. well not ever but specifically right now it must suck ass.

>>13010301
It's easy

Unwriter solved this with palaria

>>13009230
Lmao if I make my writing as overwrought as possible people will believe me

Creg I hope you see this you fucking clown

>>13011307
he didn't solve shit

>>13010038
I always assumed they were paid shills.
What level of autism does one need to be on to larp as such a fucking lowlife idiot?