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I own some land outside of Flagstaff, AZ (between 1 and 2 acres). When I bought it I had intended to use it for solar farming, but then I started reading up on the land use laws and I don't think I'll be allowed to do it legally. The land is zoned as Agricultural Residential.

What should I do with it?

pic related is what it looks like.

>> No.1299549

>>1299538

Launch a missile at the San Andreas Fault, but only after luring Superman to your lair so you can drape him with Kryptonite.

>> No.1299551

Start a tumblewerd farm

>> No.1299552

>>1299538
Grow trees and then process them into biofuel. Or maybe closed loop algae farming to produce biofuels if water is too expensive.

>> No.1299565

Jesus, man.. is that Ash Fork? Nah that's not even as 'nice' as Ash Fork. I'd bet that's east of Flag, eh?

>> No.1299586

>>1299551
Fucking this!

1.Become tumbleweed farmer
2.Market to Hollywood and anyone filming movies in barrel locations
3.Become world renowned for the quality of your tumbleweeds
4.Get rich

>> No.1299631

>>1299538
ski resort

>> No.1299633

>>1299586
It's already been done. Google "tumbleweed farm and store"

>> No.1299641

>>1299633
You should really read the discriptions because those farms are just named after tumbleweeds. They actually grow vegetables... and several grow marijuana.

>>1299538
OP is going to start a farm that grows actual tumbleweeds. Right OP?

>> No.1299678

>>1299641
Quit acting like you attended Texas A&M University. Here: I've done the fucking work for you.

http://www.nichegeek.com/how_to_make_40_000_a_year_selling_tumbleweed_online

I bet you loved the video of the woman in the Wookie mask.

>> No.1299708

>>1299633
>it's been done
Ummm.. you mean like everything else?
>"Selling groceries? Nah already been done"

>> No.1299849

>>1299678
I fucking love wookie mask lady! And you clearly have no vision and low reading comprehension. In >>1299586 I said "world renown for quality tumbleweeds". The bitch in you link just finds them but OP is going to farm them using the most productive and advanced agriculture techniques on the available.

OP's quality tumbleweeds will kick all the competitors out of the lucrative tumbleweed market.

>> No.1299875

>>1299538
>agriculture

top lel
enjoy growing tumble weed

>> No.1299878

buy a small greenhouse. use your quarter of a million dollar solar farm to power greenhouse. profit in 8 years!

>> No.1299894

Baseball field

>> No.1299898

>>1299875
He will enjoy growing tumbleweeds. He will grow the highest quality tumbleweeds on the market.

>> No.1299900

Grow agretti. Rich white people love it and it grows in fucking any environment.

>> No.1299902
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1299902

>>1299586
tfw:All the tumbleweeds are CG nowdays.

>> No.1299908

>>1299538
see if you can get a deal going with some RE developers - since you own the land outright thats equity built into whatever deal they can muster - IE , if they need 3 years and 2 million dollars raised from 5 different people (all just hypotheticals here) to build a mobile home park - the fact that the deal they're bringing to these others is backed with equity makes the whole thing moe kosher

tl;dr , you need to network

>> No.1299924

>>1299900
Not OP but I just ordered some seeds. I live in an area known for culinary and I love niche produce plus I have a background in horticulture. Should be fun, thanks for your post.

>> No.1300218

>>1299538
Try growing sagebrush or other fragrant plants that thrive in those conditions, then make them into smudge sticks (do a search) and sell them to the new age crowd.

>> No.1300241
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1300241

>>1299538

Bring the giggliest girl from porn out there and make her your sex slave.

Apparently she lives in Flagstaff.

>> No.1300250

rock farming

>> No.1300255

>>1300241
link?

>> No.1300744

>>1300255

http://xhamster.com/movies/6143452/claires_first_visit_to_the_glory_hole.html

>> No.1300766

I'd just sell it and move on. But that may not be easy.

A friend of mine sold some land in Nevada, the commission was like ten percent for raw land. And it took for ever to sell.