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12983781 No.12983781 [Reply] [Original]

>just walk in and hand them your resume
My idiot (legitimately low 90 IQ) boomer mother just told me to do this. I'm now living the meme.

>> No.12983821
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>>12983781
I'm seriously considering credit card fraud as my career choice

>> No.12983829

>>12983781
>his mother is 90 IQ
Have you heard of genetics?

>> No.12983851

>>12983829
All women have sub-90 IQ brainlet, it's the men that raise up the average in the children.

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>>12983851
My mom's IQ dabs on yours, you fucking 90 IQ progeny.

>> No.12984117

>>12984019
She didn't swallow you so she can't be that smart bitch!!

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>>12984117
>can't get a job
>mommy has to hold your hand just to get you to apply places
>you're actually gonna do it the way she says
>posting this pajetic blog on /biz/
You should've been swallowed, faggot. Are you white? If so, I hope you figure your bullshit out.

>> No.12984274

>>12983781
Hand shakes are unironically everything anon

>> No.12984284

>>12983781
Unironically do it. I did it when I was young and as a result I've gotten very good at getting jobs. It's a good skill to have so you don't starve later on once your parents die and you're on your own.

>> No.12984315

>>12983781
Don't forget to call them in a week to follow up, too, faggot.

>> No.12984407

>>12983781
>did this
>got 5 interviews in a week
>got a job in 2 weeks.
>job was delivering groceries mainly to companies
>delivered to a tech company specialising in "AI" improvements to bigger companies
>asked there for a job
>CFO was so impressed by my balls and "for applying while on the clock" that I was hired there.

your parents know a thing or two anon. just because you're a whiny little faggot doesn't make their attempts to turn you into a man stupid.

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Boomers swarming my thread like flies on a turd.

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>>12984407
t. boomer

>> No.12984455

Try it you dirtbag. Given that some employers are still boomers themselves, your mother is bound to know how they think.
Did the "come in and shake hand" meme without appointment. Didn't get the job, but was considered with undue seriousness.

>> No.12984464

>>12983781
If you get enough money you can always buy a chevy express van or VW van, modify it to be a camper and live on the coast of california. Eat crab all day. Keep seasonings and cooking stuff, dry shampoo.

>> No.12984471

>>12984464
For gas money, Online business or you could sell on ebay.

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>>12984471
Why anyone would want to slave for the communist disguised system we have adopted that we call "work" is beyond me. Yes mr shekelberg i will be at work at 8 am to turn on the fryers and prep the food.

>> No.12984494

>>12984484
So you don't starve, mainly.
It's also nice to be able to buy video games and have increased access to pussy.

>> No.12984499

>>12984494
Is it worth it though, If you play your cards right you can live free at beaches and national parks. 30/mo internet if you need to sell things or run a business online. True though that their are certain comforts living in an apartment provides. Though I am a simple man. If I ever make over 100k from my crypto I will be a man of adventure.

>> No.12984508

>>12984494
I hate being owned by someone else, The thought of having a job and them relying on you or else severe consequences has left me dissatisfied.

>> No.12984511

>>12984499
>Is it worth it though, If you play your cards right you can live free at beaches and national parks.
You're talking about living in an RV? I've heard that there are a lot of annoyances, like dealing with wear & tear on your vehicle, as well as having to use public showers. Though it does sound fun.

>> No.12984524

>>12984180
>showering

>> No.12984529

>>12984511
Well camper van, RV. I had a friend that had an RV and he only paid 300$ for an rv park with wifi. I don't mind trucker showers are they are quite nice, also dry shampoo is a thing. I love fishing and I'm quite handy with mechanical work on cars. I'm 20 and still wandering so ill find my calling in time.

>> No.12984540

>>12984511
I hate being in one place though and you'd be surprised how easy it is to make 200-300 a month on ebay with garage sales.

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Which one of you was this?

>> No.12984598

>>12984464
I needed a new vehicle several months ago and was seriously considering buying a van and converting it into an RV but at the time I had a job and decided to go with the standard 4 door sedan. I lost my job a few weeks later. Should have went with the van.

>> No.12984602

>>12983781
Unironically did this at my last job and they didn't even care to respond to the other email sent resumes.

>> No.12984603

Fucking boomers

They NEED to suffer