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12969041 No.12969041 [Reply] [Original]

Anon, the board would you to explain your recent "performance" in operating this company.

>> No.12969047

>>12969041
Fuck your mother if you want fuck

>> No.12969053

Im just here to deliver these pizzas

That'd be $67.99 plus tip

>> No.12969086

>jump on table
>proceed to unzip pants
>pull cock out
>do helicopter
>"boys I'm fucked and if you are not careful you are gonna be literally fucked too!"
>continue to twirl and stroke
>"only way I'm getting off this table is with that golden parachute"

Proceed to get fire and given a 20 million dollar pay out.

That's enough for me and with smart investing I'll never have to work again in my life. Way better than explaining my work.

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12969109

>>12969053

>reaches into back pocket for wall
>*hands $68*
>keep the change, son

>> No.12969145

>>12969041
I bought chainlink

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12970235

>>12969041
Hey what are you fucking doing watching me doing nothing? What am I paying you for? back to work now dying slaves!

>> No.12970282

>>12969109
god do i hate boomers

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>>12969041