/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hi

>>12963616
oh snap! what happened anon?

>>12963616
I’d say don’t beat yourself up over whatever you’re thinking about, but I guess it’s too late for that

Good evening frens, comfy anon checking in

>>12963631
did you ever get that tonka truck?

>>12963644

>>12963654
ok what about the girlfriend?

>>12963667

>>12963654
TONK TONK

>>12963686
ok well let's figure this out. what's going on? why do you think you're having a hard time meeting people?

>>12963608
just reading medium articles, have some on audio play, and shit posting. 3 in 1.

>>12963728
No it's not that, i'm married.

>>12963747
ok so what's going on? why the tears anon?

>>12963751
i'm married

>>12963608

Good evening. Here's your reading material for this weekend:


Mathematics for Finance:An Introduction to Financial Engineering
http://poincare.matf.bg.ac.rs/~kmiljan/UFM.pdf


Characteristics and Risks of Standardized Option
https://www.theocc.com/components/docs/riskstoc.pdf
https://s3.amazonaws.com/gavinandresen-bitcoin/GavinAndresenCIATalk.pdf

>>12963760
ok well expand on that. what's going on that's stressing you out?

you guys are more friends than my real friends, ive been lurking on 4chan for 16+ years and rarely speak.thanks for letting my shitpost

Margin account is -$20k USD.

>>12963608
sup bro. and whaddup lads

>>12963766
will do, cheers

>>12963948

may it lead you to prosperity

Tfw no alcohol to make me happy.

sup fags. while the normies are out getting shittered at bars spending money on overpriced drinks were here making money.

>>12963982

Once you stop thinking in those terms you'll know you've truly made it. They chose their trajectory, you chose yours. Neither are right or wrong, they just are.

>>12963982
drinking old style pilsner and building a white enthno-state community in cities sky-lines.

>>12963608
son, you okay in there? I heard glass clinking, youre not drinkin again are ya? y'know your old man hates to see you hurtin. if ya wanna come out and talk about it ill be here bud

>>12963982
>no friends AND im losing money

>down 90%
>no gf
>fired from job
Eh, atleast i got my schlopster still. He’s a very good boy

>>12963992
i do agree. ive done the whole 2-3 day benders going out in uni and cant say i miss it all. same old shit. going to bars doing the week on repeat. prefer being comfy at home, got some mild beats on. a little vino. charts. and all of you - my favourite autists.

>>12963973
that image is literally my life lmfao

>>12963982
>s-stupid normies are out with friends and enjoying life while I'm stuck at home alone on a Friday night staring at charts!
you sure showed them, anon

>>12964051
ive just made $100 USD getting on BNB at 14.25. lmfao you fucking pleb, i just made a normies day wage in literally 25 minutes.

>>12963608

Sushi is awesome.

>>12963982
You don't get to bring any money or physical good to the afterlife. Life experiences you do get to bring with you.
With that being said, clubbing still is degenerate but I don't see a problem if you don't get drunk and meet people every now and then

>>12964092
i know people who "live" for the weekend. quite the shitty way to look at life, slaving away monday to friday only to get shitfaced 2 days and then return back to your slavelife. im 25, work from home, have a good income and build up my crypto stack for when it actually moons and i can then travel the world for a year, zero fucks given. so yeah, id rather forego the "experience of getting shitfaced", take care of my health and then enjoy my time.

>>12964107
there's definitely a difference between "living for the weekend" (i.e. overspending money at bars and clubs that you probably shouldn't) and having a social life. Make sure you have a social life or you'll end up voting for trump because you think that will get you a girlfriend by law.

>>12964117
>that will get you a girlfriend by law
source?

>>12963608
Is that you drunkanon

>>12964117
of course. but my social life is put in the backseat to my financial freedom. i have goals. i want to stick to them. i want to be fully self employed by 35 without having to rely on some boss cuck to put food on my table. im willing to grind it out 10 years so i can enjoy that freedom later in my life and be able to support and spend time with my kids.

>>12964146
sounds like you've got a plan. good luck anon!

>>12964164
you best be at the yacht party fren

>>12964062
good for you buddy

I fantasize about smelling a woman's ass.

Henlo frens

>>12964232
fuck off bobo you werent invited

>>12964032
What happened at your job?

Frens I need a side hustle to do instead of this wagie life I lead.

>>12964255
turn your job into a hustle. I've been a hustler my whole life, just like my dad. I know the angles. What's your job?

>>12963686
Man, I love that little guy

>>12964267
Tard wrangler.

>>12964271
So you work with developmentally disabled persons?

>>12964293
Yeah

>>12964311
I can only think of one hustle. I'm assuming you know the parents/caregivers of these tards. Find the rich ones and offer to be a personal caregiver. I know a guy who does this for a severely autistic kid. Parents don't want to deal with that shit. Stuff like taking him out into public and all that. He makes $1000+/week. Even more if he works on weekends.

>>12963608
Hey, that's me!

It doesn't even register to me when it's the weekend anymore.

>>12964416
I don't even know what day it is, if there wasn't a clock on my computer time would boil down to light outside/dark outside

>>12964255
Put a landscaping company logo on your car and buy some signs, both having your number on them. Then randomly put your signs up over the town, and slowly drive around neighborhoods. Maybe even dig on some public land. Either way you will get some calls, and you bid these jobs. But you need to ask for a downpayment first. You might make a couple bucks.

hey frens

Stop spelling it 'fren' that's not the correct way to spell the damn word you numbskulls

>>12963616
he cute

>>12964483
No way fren.

>>12963608
summer is almost here boys :)

Halfway through an LSD trip. About to rail some MDMA

>>12964660
the government can only watch you if you think about them watching you. scrub all government related content from your mind and you'll survive

>>12964062
That's a third of my daily pay after taxes

>>12963608
This board is so much better and funnier when burgers awake. Take that to heart!
From a fellow eurofag

>>12964673
>tfw if I'm not doing self-introspection whilst tripping, I'm thinking about conspiracies and the state of society
fugggggggg

>>12964685
wow great, so i just made a third of your daily pay after taxes in 25 minutes, which would take you roughly 2:30h to make the same. whats your point?

>>12964718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4io8HBtX9pA

>>12964727
Are you trying to tell me that you can consistently do this daily enough to make a living? I trade crypto too retard

>>12964737
Omg this is exactly what I needed right now

>live in hyper-inflated real estate priced city
>only make $1800 a month
>no friends at all
>finance degree but dead end job
>haven't gotten a call back ever despite 50+ job applications
>thinking about studying data science in my free time, but too depressed because father keeps yelling and verbally abusing me because I dont make more money

>>12964799
youre the one comparing dick sizes. i have a good job too that makes me more than most people. this is my side hustle.

>>12963608
howdy partner

>>12964092
No. When you die you die. Nothing matters retard.

>>12964062
this is where you lost me. you act like you can "hop on" any random pump. you dont understand how any of this works.

>>12964813
Fair enough, sorry fren, had a long day, didn't mean to be snarky

>>12964737
based trans-dimension pilled

I've taken some extremely harsh black pills and I feel like now I'm being/watched followed. It has to do with jesuits and aliens. I dont wanna talk more but I will share if you guys want to hear

>>12964808
Keep trying brah.
Don't just send applications, do something different from what 99% of people are doing. Make a list of the top 5 jobs you want. Then take a tip from sales, and get ahold of a decision maker on the phone. If you can't get through the gatekeeper then just call back weekly and keep trying unless they tell you to stop.

>>12964865
>Then take a tip from sales,
wat

>>12964844
I'm all ears anon. I had weird run ins with actual glow past few years

>>12964844
tell us

>>12964877
>weird run ins with actual glow
like what?

>>12964877
BAsically the reptilian shit is real. Go take a look at the Behistun inscription in Iran. Theres a dude on the far right with a pointy cap. This is a scythian magi. Same group of people as jacob abraham etc. Theyre the “chosen” ones, they moved west to saxony and then england/ireland. In myths they were called the tuatha de danaan. Theyre the oldest bloodline on earth. They were given reptilian DNA by the aliens to feel no remorse/empathy to help us humans. They harvest our negativity via manipulation (religion, usury, you name it) to slowly destroy us from within, until only their bloodline remains.

You can distance yourself from whats coming. But you have to live clean. Lose all dependence on the state. Farm your own food. Meditate, eat more vegetables and only drink pure distilled water. Thats all im ganna say for now

>>12964911
who are these ppl currently?

>>12964877
yo acid anon I've got some music for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa4hOFVGHIA

>>12964911
How do you know this? Did you get it from one of the elites forum posts?

>>12964660
what's the best way to start doing LSD?

>>12964917
ROthschilds mainly. Do some research and you will find forums where they admit all of this

Buddha, jesus, moses, mohammad all worked for this bloodline. All the religions are subversions but they have nuggets of truth

>>12964917
Also their flag is the dragon/snake eating itself. If you ever see that id say run far away

>>12964808
eat clean, get some sunshine, go to the gym, change up your daily schedule, say yes more, do random activities in social areas, buy chainlink

>>12964936
I dunno man, I read through that shit and there isn't any proof there.
It could just as well be a highly intelligent schizoposter.

>>12964833

>>12964992
cross reference what you read with other historical facts. then the truth will come to you

>>12963760
Hearty kek had by me there fren

>>12963802

Leave him alone he said he is married

>>12965000
chekd m80

>>12964092
You're going to the wrong clubs, fren

>>12965013
Hahahahhahaha for real bro

>>12964911
youre schizo if you think anyone cares about you or what you think you know

>>12964107
This. I'm working from home too. Really comfy.

>>12965826
Any tips on getting a job like that? I'm getting rejected left and right.

Breeze is blowing in nicely tonight boys, gonna leave the windows open and get a good sleep, hopefully get up by 9:30 tomorrow and make a good breakfast, hopefully won’t play too much vidya/shitpost and start reading Meditations by Aurelian

>>12963616
Why does this image give me a boner?

What is the exchange rate of credits into crypto?

Why y'all identifying with that little retard frog tho?

>>12965901
Because you are not part of the club and never will be.

>>12965860
MONEY MONEY WARM AND TASTY!

MONEY! MONEY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING MONEY FROM MOMMY'S WALLET!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHERS!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MONEY, YOU LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO, I'LL SCREAM AND SHOUT!

I'LL CRY! I'LL WHINE! I'LL STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY WALLET IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

AND GIVE ME MILK FOR MY BIG BELLY!

I finally worked up enough courage to call the bank and reset my online password. Why am I like this

>>12965919
>Why am I like this
After careful study... I dont know

>>12964911
interesting world history review though. What websites do you reccomend> ?

>>12964817
How do you know? Have you ever died?

>>12964808
My daddy used to beat the shit out of me with his fists when I was in elementary school and he wouldn't let me leave the apartment or go to school because he'd get in trouble if anyone saw me. Suck it up and be an adult

>>12964934
a small bit, ordered from the dark web, tested with a reagent kit, done with no history of serious mental illness in your family

>>12965940

You’re not much of a detective, are you fren

>>12964934
With a friend you trust. While you're in a stable state of mind. If you have a history of mental illnesses, psychosis, schizophrenia, etc. DO NOT TAKE PSYCHEDELICS. This shit is not like getting drunk or high, I've seen people turn to a shell of their former selves after getting addicted to lsd. Be extremely cautious anon

>>12965970
That wasn't very nice fren. I was just tryin to help.

>>12965985
>>12965970
Can I play frens

>>12965985
>>12965970
I too am also a baby frog

>>12965994
>no frog
no

>>12965985

this'll fix you up little dude

>>12966009
how about now?

>>12966016
thanks fren. I feel reborn

>>12966021
k. Wanna play "crash the market"?

>>12966009
>>12965985
g-g-guys?

>>12966039
yes

>>12966056
kay. Lets go to the zoo and let all the bears out

>>12966084
Discord trannies rejoice

>>12964817
There is a heaven, it lasts 900 trillion factorial years. You'll have well over 200 quadrillion lifetimes. You get a ranking based on how you live your life.

>>12965983
>addicted to lsd

>>12966159
Do you want lsd fren?

>>12964817
and ur a dick

>>12964808
Go into oil. Away from home so much you wont see dad and make 6000-10000 a month.

>>12963982
>Making money

>>12967201
we dont all just hold link in hopes it makes us rich, retard.

>>12965913
uncle pepega's library

>>12964911
Why do they do this?

>>12963608