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Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:57:44 2019 No.12960515 [Reply] [Original]

Any Americans want to bizpill me on becoming a lawyer? Seems one of the few professions that easily allow ownership in your career.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:59:37 2019 No.12960527

go fuck yourself scumbag piece of shit. lawyers are the niggers of niggers, the lowest of the low. Id happily gun you the fuck down in the coming civial war you fucking jew licker. kys and fuck your parents for raising a shitbag zero factor fuckface lawyer wannabe

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:00:45 2019 No.12960537 >>12960527 what if you get arrested?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:00:59 2019 No.12960542 >>12960515 check the archive, fren, we had a good informative thread on this within the past week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:01:06 2019 No.12960543 Ahhh the yeezy 500’s Who is she op?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:29:43 2019 No.12961360 >>12960543 Seriously there has to be a whole bunch somewhere, a new one in the same pose comes up every day on this board. .1 BTC to the hero with the source.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:39:50 2019 No.12961454 Bump

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:32:16 2019 No.12961965 Bump

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:32:56 2019 No.12962484 >>12960515 i want to lick her pussy in that position hnnnnnnnnnng

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:33:43 2019 No.12962498 >>12962484 imagine if she has a dick omg would be so hot

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:34:25 2019 No.12962508 >>12960515 It's too late anon, automation is coming for the paralegals and without that foot in the door you will never be able to become a real trial lawyer outside of court appointments or pro bono. Study economics instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:42:47 2019 No.12962582 >>12960543 >paying 500 dollars for some chink made sweatshop shoe where walmart shoes are also made Never ever gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:44:23 2019 No.12962595 >>12962508 is this true?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:38:26 2019 No.12963072 File: 170 KB, 720x1013, Screenshot_20190308-183749.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12962595 Yes. https://www.uclalawreview.org/four-futures-legal-automation/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:47:59 2019 No.12963151 >>12960515 imagine changing every single clothing item every single day of the year

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:56:01 2019 No.12963210 >>12962582 Dumbass those are the name of the shoes. Some of us appreciate quality products and fashionable women. They tend to have tastier braps

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:59:19 2019 No.12963244 >>12960515 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2VxpTMAbas

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 20:40:04 2019 No.12963565 bump

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 20:45:11 2019 No.12963596
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>>12960515
If you're a lawyer and unironically #LearnToCode, you'll 100% make it.
300k easy.
I'm not kidding. The number of (good) lawyers that exist is relatively low. Out of those, the number that know how to code is retarded.
Learn legalese.
Learn solidity/python/go.
Make it.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 20:48:42 2019 No.12963622

you lonely friday fags sicken me. We've been through this already.

>Top tier school = six figures
>work 60-80 hours a week
>anything else tier school = 40~50k to start
>you need to roll up your sleeves and do grunt work for 4-5 years before hitting six figures or going solo.
>Transactional law is set for extinction for the most part bc of SLA
>Litigation is the safest long term lawfag journey
>criminal
>personal injury
>employment/workers comp if you live in a commy state

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 21:34:29 2019 No.12963935 Bump

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 21:35:57 2019 No.12963945 >>12960527 long day bud?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 21:36:42 2019 No.12963951 >>12963210 >muh name brand Everyone laugh at the fucking brainlett npc

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 21:40:51 2019 No.12963979 insta?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 21:41:35 2019 No.12963990 >>12962508 you mean learn2code

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 23:05:44 2019 No.12964538 Bump

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 23:30:32 2019 No.12964691 ok who is this girl? every post comes up with zero reverse image results

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 23:39:14 2019 No.12964742 >>12960515 Only for the next few years...low rent attorneys are going to be replaced by places like legalzoom and AI law firms. Low rung attorneys are going to go the way of the truck driver...only a matter of time. About 10/15 years

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 23:41:37 2019 No.12964754

Don't do it if you can't get into a top ten school if you wanna practice straight law. You can get away with second or third tier law schools if you plan on combining it with some STEM/environmental science degree and wanna do lobbying/patent law. You also need to network like it's more important than your practice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 23:42:57 2019 No.12964761 >>12963596 This anon is also correct

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 23:46:52 2019 No.12964792 >>12964691 I have her full set and like 3 sextapes. I'm not sharing though. You guys called me a faggot one time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 00:35:38 2019 No.12965125 bump

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 00:40:34 2019 No.12965158 >>12963951 They are adidas shoes... I’m sorry you cannot afford average shoes. It’s not too late to get ur ducks in a row

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 00:43:05 2019 No.12965169 >>12963151 imagine not, poorfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 01:33:10 2019 No.12965493 >>12964792 Cause you are, if you’re not sharing you fagget.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 02:33:58 2019 No.12965810 >>12963596 what jobs are out there for coder-lawyers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 04:17:00 2019 No.12966323 bump

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