/biz/ - Business & Finance

>mfw stock market is crashing again
why

Why are interactive brokers margin rates so low?
Is there something wrong with them?

>>12959035
We got too close to the sun

G......pro...

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

is this what I get for being a "buy and hold" investor?

u boys ahve to post how much you are losing so I can feel better

>>12959050
I’m hedged with short lever on indexes so I’m actually in green staying a dividend fren hehe

I miss anything?

>>12959050
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>12959050
I am up about 100k for the year

long DIS

> Transfer to inverse ETF
> Transfer back when you feel comfy again
I don't get how tough this is

the unstoppable Tesla

cheapies?

Is Altria a good long-term buy? Good dividend tendies and feasts on addiction

>>12959050
Comfy here in short term bonds

So how are we feeling about LPTX? I just sold at 1.62, might buy back in at 1.50-1.55 today, sounds like there's a lot of company confidence floating around

>>12959092
Comfy as fuck in GLD and SLV.

>>12959088
I wanna buy TSLA puts so bad

>>12959035

Holy shit there's been warnings for weeks and I even came in last thread laughing at the people delusional enough to think it's going to 3k

Global housing price recession, slowed China growth, estimated US growth down to 2 percent even with interest rate pull backs, might even need negative interest to keep this Ponzi afloat

And you're a bull

Hahahaha

>>12959112
Correct me if I’m wrong for but silver falls too in case of actual crash. Silver likes stagflation more than crisis

>>12959050
Been trading in and out of LCI for awhile locking in gains and buying lower as well as trading Options around my core.. this is my current situation with it... I'm going to try and hold for atleast $30

>>12959129
I don't know what silver does in a situation where we crash, but why would we crash? The economy is healthy, we've got the best economy. Head nigger came out and said we're in a new era and 2% GDP growth will be the normal, and now look we're almost double that. Nobody thought it was possible, I'm actually a little surprised by it. Going to go hard into a volatility short position pretty soon. Things are really going to take off in a big way in a short amount of time.

bruh just fuck

>>12959035
Because it's time. Also China tanked really bad last night. EU is in trouble. Bad news all around.

>>12959147
lol

>>12959165
haha

>>12959050
Sorry, i went short last week. If it mskes you feel better i did get stopped out on my one remaining long this morning. Now 100% short.

took a comfy position in gme. 13% divi, 300m buyback, huge tute ownership. death of physical games greatly exagerated

>>12959050
down about $1,150 in unrealized losses, no biggie

i was fine when my portfolio dropped 30K in unrealized loss in december, i think i'll be fine today

>>12959097
LPTX is the first time listening to /smg/ did not immediately lose me money

>>12959194
I'm up today I just wanted to see some big losses

>>12959211
I'm up $1200 but I was up $30k back in November as well. Eh

Pretty crap jobs report this morning. Big miss on new jobs, slight decrease on unemployment, slight increase on wages.

https://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/guid/E976368C-40FC-11E9-8DB1-A5C1CA56392A

>>12959224
They have a catalyst in a week and there should be another one the first half of this year. Target prices are over $10...

>>12959231
i'm wondering if they factor in the fact that if you're near record unemployment (or at it), adding new jobs is extremely difficult because most people have one.

What are we forecasting for retail data Monday?

Why is Powell and the other 2 boofs going on 60Min show Sunday?? WHY??

>>12959318
To send us to Spy $300 by next Friday.

>>12959295
There is team of economist who consider these things for a living. Nobody saw this bad numbers

>>12959013
What's the best way to an hero? Asking for a friend, haha.

I just bought a bunch of different ITM and OTM put strikes on this VXXB thing. I can't wait to see where it lands on Friday.

>>12959362
car engine

>>12959362
mix 5 gallons ammonia and bleach in a bath tub and jump in.

>>12959301
Expectations are high and last quater numbers were already bad. So recipe for another disapointment

>>12959378
i thought thats how you make /b/ crystals

>>12959365
50/50
VIX been sliding every Friday recently, but you know this week is different

>>12959362
Go someplace where it's very cold.
Buy a bottle of your favorite booze.
Leave your phone at home / the hotel.
Travel out to the middle of nowhere after sunset, the forest is a good choice.
Ideally there would be at least a few inches of snow on the ground.
Start drinking.
When you really start feeling wasted, take off as much clothing as you can stand.
Keep drinking.
Pass out and die of exposure while unconscious.

>>12959186
quality post fren

>>12959387
nah to grow crystals you need to add a few pennies.

>>12959365
Did you just fucking Bog me

H&S on small cap indices. SHORT IT ALL

>>12959394
I only make the best posts
Actually in that case I saw not only one but two of the most interesting and ridiculous posts, had to respond
it's all me baby

Need to recoup losses of several hundred dollars

From now on, I'm going to take profits at least temporarily if I'm up 25% or more on a position and am not waiting for an imminent catalyst (still up 13% overall, just starting to realize that I should take profits)

>>12959374
>car engine

Nah. Not unless you've got a very old car. New cars don't produce nearly as much carbon monoxide. You'll just get really sick.

>>12959455
Good! Also be sure to use trailing stops when you're up, either the automatic ones or update manually every couple days depending on how much movement has occurred.

>>12959392
Sounds comfy

dont worry boys, its just a dip, like the good old days. we just need to cool off before the golden bull can begin. get your buying finger prepared to click on QQQ

>>12959469
damn, that's a bummer. carbon monoxide is the most painless way to kill yourself as far as I know

>>12959514
Kill that fucking mouse MAKE IT SUFFER

>>12959517
Take the good old helium or nitrogen bag. You won't even notice passing out. Watch out, some helium tanks have additional oxygen to prevent retards like you from doing that.

>>12959517
And it's also the easiest way to break your resolve to kys. Firing your gun into your brain kills you in 2 mins.

>>12959365
Your mistake is thinking that vix will go down anytime soon.

>>12959514
Look the little one's got an Islander's T-Shirt. Here's to the Bears.

>>12959558
Helium is a non-renewable resource (with the exception of fusion) with important industrial and medical purposes. It comes out of the earth as a byproduct of other resource extraction activity. Once it's escaped into the atmosphere, recovering it is cost prohibitive.

FGP is the way to be

>>12959514
>get your buying finger prepared to click on QQQ

I think we've got at least 5% more downside coming. Higher low over the 2018 low looks like a possibility without more nasty bearish catslysts.

>ALT

all those that fell for the pump and dump

>>12959602
Wrong board, smart ass. I bet people killing themselves most likely don't care about that.

>>12959610
sold yesterday :3

thanks to the alt poster, wherever he is

>>12959610
Ah, I love the smell of newly minted bagholders in the morning.

>>12959610
It was practically as obvious as pump and dumps get

>>12959607
the market fundamentals are completely different post december. theres a theoretical inverse head and shoulders with december being the head though.

US created 20,000 jobs in February, vs 180,000 expected
hahahhahahahahahaah

whoa

>>12959669
DELET THIS

>>12959318
To anathethize the boomers so they don't resist while their retirements are harvested.

>>12959680
feels so good to think about boomers losing their retirement accounts, pensions, etc.
they had an easy, easy ride, hope it all goes to hell right at the end for them
of course they won't accept the blame, I don't think most boomers are even capable of comprehending what is happening in the world

>>12959669
Sir Costco rides again

>>12959600
g-go Ducks

>>12959700
It's not good, because boomers vote. They will eat their own children (us) to keep making payments on their RV.

>>12959700
thats your fucking grandparents asshole

>>12959712
I'm no Zoomer. my grandparents were awesome, but I'm glad that they have passed away a few years ago and don't have to see the world the way it is now

>>12959705
where we're going we don't need votes

Once we hit that 50 EMA on the SPY daily I'm going to buy as many fucking call options as possible.

Should I ride FGP down to 0 or take my big gains now?

Disney ($DIS) plans to finalize FOX ($FOXA) merger next week or week after, pending Mexican approval vote Monday. $FOXA calls are trading super cheap rn. Could run up next week.

Who bought the REFR bottom?

>>12959455
That BO sounding less and less likely isn’t it

>>12959814
not really, it's just as likely as it was before

>>12959830
It could be that no one wanted to buy because they didn't think it would make it through phase 3

>>12959669
Fun times.

>>12959852
>they didn't think it would make it through phase 3

why wouldn't they think that

>>12959865
Gilead’s didn’t make it theough phase 3

What does this chart signify?

When will the shorts fuck off?

>>12959880
Through, fucking phone posting

>>12959890
>>12959794
r
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f
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1.40 target

>>12959880
>>12959896
The science behind GALT's drug is different than Gilead's, tho
They're also going to have different endpoints in their phase 3 trial
The fact that Gilead's drug didn't make it through phase 3 makes it a better idea to buy GALT's drug, since a potential competitor in its niche of the NASH market dropped out

>>12959890
most obvious boiler room scam is down 30% since they started shilling it. what a surprise

I demand an explanation. I know there's a lawsuit but that doesn't excuse the change in ticker symbol and my subsequent inability to dump

GREENBOIS WHERE WE AT

>December is a blip on the radar...
Bear markets started in October...
Jan/Feb was the dead cat, this is the continuation of the fall. All bad news from here on out Bois....
Hodl

KGC you'll thank me later

>>12959968
Nah, could fall up to 5% but then would had back up. Conditions aren't near bad enough for doomsday scenarios.

>>12959937
lets fucking do this!!!

>>12960025
>put
>put
>put
>put

Based and bearpilled.

>>12960025
How do I into options?

>>12959937
Stop loss triggered on one of my gold early this week (sold 800 out of 1200) now its up :/

>>12960044
he's buying volatility puts, which is a bullish play

>the lowly state of bearniggers

Based Tesla saving me from the evil red

>>12959998
That job report was pretty fucking terrible

>>12959937
Bears win again.

IIPR: the revenge part 2

>>12960073
Nope they're put options, I want that fund dead. I want the managers of the fund jumping out of windows.

Hope you all took my advice and shorted Stacey yesterday.

>>12960136

>>12960108
How’s your all though

Not a bear btw just invested in biotech, Tesla, and PCG. Closed all my positions that moved with the indices earlier this week

>https://nypost.com/2018/10/05/la-croix-hit-with-class-action-lawsuit-over-ingredient-found-in-cockroach-insecticide/

bye nbev

>>12960154
Aaaaahahahahaha

>>12960154
STACIES RISE UP

VTSAX

lets go

bow to ur god

Loading up on these shady UBS ETNs. Proud new owner of SMHD and CEFL.

>accidentally limit sold instead of stoplossed

fucking

REFR cheapies

>>12960233

>>12960188
fucking retarded

Bull trap everyone get out

Lol you b*lls had the the last two months but it's bear time now

>>12960282
nope, bunny ears on vix complete. We're now safe to cross SPY $280

>>12960307

>>12959013
thanks for quoting me last thread, because its true and not cope. weathering recessions and dips is what long term investors do best.

now go get your fucking shine box OP

>>12960325
The last week is starting to look like a bear trap.

>>12960330

>>12960330
I question if bull and bear traps even exist anymore. It’s really who’s souls the computers try to harvest next, bull or bear

>>12960330
ofc it was.
all the big guys said they were waiting on the jobs report - translation: pulling their money out slowly until the jobs report.

>>12960342
Bears went down to 2723 three times today and each time the Bull cucked them.

>>12960330
lots of fear in the air and people are afraid to go long still, most missed the dip altogether because of talking heads calling 50% correction :) as i said 20% correction you should always be buying it's rather rare to have that kind of dip

Feeling like a green close tbqh famalam

>>12960385
Yet bulls cannot break 2750

LCI going back to 10...

>>12960387
This is exactly why the markets are going to rise. All that sell off in Chinkland last night is fixing to get into US Equities baby. Also short Japan, I just saw some talking head on Bloomberg last night saying they have a record number of women owned businesses.

>>12960408
Bears can’t retest March 2009 lows.

why we going up i thought ppt died

>>12960416
You cant say that on National Womens Day

>>12960416
>Also short Japan
Nip stocks I'm watching are doing so good tho. I literally cannot find a single dip.

APPL entered the green. Going to swing about 35 shares.

>>12960431
Low volume pump to sell better on end of day volume.

we back now, boys

I only ever feel good about buying a stock after it had a catastrophic crash in a single day (10% loss or more).

Anyone else?

>>12959669
I'm up 3% today, what's wrong with you boomers?

>>12959087

TQQQ / SQQQ all damn day, baby!

>>12960479
How to pick up an extra 35% in under an hour.

>>12960506
buy cheap sell cheaper

>>12960529

>>12960533
based

Gap down filled. Resume the dump.

>>12960540
You know if you stopped cashing out to buy drugs you'd be a billionaire by now, right?

>>12959073
Anon this is nothing im 54k down on bat coin

>>12960540
I already know what's going to happen next
You're going go get it up to 5000, people on here will ride your dick, and then you'll suddenly blow up your entire account and lose it all

Based TRNX

>>12960564
Baggy consistently generates massive returns and takes money out to buy drugs
Perhaps you should lurk more and stop being a jelly faggot

>>12960558
Ok I'll stop doing drugs and hookers for a month and we'll see where I end up.

>>12960440
thank you

>>12960562
Dude... Browser plug-in tokens? Like you really thought that was going to be a thing?

VTSAX

bought some today

>>12960623
pussy

Crypto starting to go up and stock markets is starting the greater depression. How is this timeline even real?

Does anyone else trade apple like its a tech index?

>>12959117
Based. This. The best part is that the put/call ratio is still dropping, meaning everyone is piling into calls again while TLT is going up which shows institutions are shifting into bonds. Next week will be super red as institutions will make sure those calls expire worthless by dumping stocks

R Kelly???????????????????????/

>>12960832
I dunno, the 2 and 5 year inverted again. Bonds should see some serious price fluctuations as the yields work them selves back out.

>>12960845

I have literally no idea how a 2020 option can go from 160+ to 0 in 2 seconds without any change in stock price.
I don't understand option increases/decreases at all.

Ratsu what do you think of PCEF?
It's a CEF for CEFs

>>12960871
You have to read about how the greeks and the black scholes equation work. What's your contract's delta and implied volatility?

;_;

>>12960632
how was lupus chemo

What do you guys think of SLVO?

>>12960882
47.37%
delta .0493
gamma .0120
theta -0.0014
vega 0.0183
rho .0069

But i looked and I guess it's because and the volume is literally 2 lol.

>>12960886
Past performance is not indicative of future results. This ass hat is dead wrong.

>>12960233

>>12960927
yeah that'd be it lol, your greeks and shit aren't particularly extreme

>>12960886
They'll hyperinflate the dollar before they let that happen.

>>12960886
>investing long
No reason to do this unless you’re going on a vacation. Swing trade small cap.

PH is fucking me (in the good way)

>>12960880
I dont really have an opinion since I dont study cefs but... It looks pretty typical performance for a cef. it matches almost my BGB

>>12960932
He literally said future results would not match past performance. I know it's Friday, but maybe wait until at least 4:01PM to start on that yayo, bruh.

AAPL going green to give this economy HOPE

PAMP EET

>>12961003
I wish I could buy apple product futures and not apple itself. AR glasses and AirPods are gonna be their kingmakers.

>>12961000
No one cares what he said. He's a cuck and a bitch.

>>12961008
LPTX is mooning. Hope you boys bought.

>>12961027
;)

>>12961027
I didn't buy or sell today.

>>12961035
Based. I sold today and was expecting it to fluctuate, but just kept going up so now I'm sitting on an average cost of 1.70. I still made money off it today and I'm feeling some good things for the future of this stock.

>>12961045
You missed out...

>>12961035
Stuck at 1.75 (price the insiders bought at) lol.
That's a very good sign that this is gonna continue next week.

>>12961000
This guy is just regurgitating the shit that came out of Head Nigger's mouth which was just dumb shit he fucking pulled out of his ass. We're going to grow the rate at which the gdp grows and see exponential returns from here. Long live the Golden Bull.

Bulls will win the day.

Wtf? I leave for half an hour and the market almost goes green

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down another .12% today, my KO got hurt and I'm sad. On the upside I hit a tiny long when I got home from work, and CAG might have found a bottom for the time being. Today we're going to a romano's in Milpitas, CA. Look at that palm tree!

worst week for stocks in '19 so far...

RING RING RING
Who's down by double digits this week?

>>12961122
Going to go feed ducks or something this weekend.

>>12961122

>>12961122
No reason to ever trade anything other than biotech.

>>12961071
What's the significance of that, exactly? Pls no bully, I'm new to small cap biotech.

>>12959083
Damn. I was thinking of longing Disney because of their new streaming service. I forgot that when they were ~90 I wanted to long them for frozen 2.

I still can't fucking believe I didn't buy sub 100. How do you know when you've missed the boat and to just let it go?

>>12961122
+0.09%
Its a Miracle

>>12961122

Close to another perfect shitty week. Down another .21%. Over the past two weeks down 9% Get a rally on some, other tank. The vice versa.

Fuck this market.

Guys I’m down 1k on the S&P 500 alone. I can’t believe were goina crash now I got into this way too late fuck

>>12961122
Made some good calls on TSLA, LULU, and index ETF options. Today was a lot more bullish than I expected. Leaves a lot of easy points for Monday.

>>12961145
Means that even though bagholders that doubt management’s commitment are selling en mass, there is enough buying power coming in to spectacularly resist a dump.

>>12961122
was done a lot during the first few opens but my DUDE stocks pulled through and help up all my boomer bags. Closed up 0.38%. Feels pretty gud. Gonna put another 5k into weed stocks next week

TSLA and KR hurt me this week :(

>>12961122
Green day thanks singlehandedly to LPTX. It was looking pretty grim this week, but I'm happy to end it with some good news

>>12961150
you haven't missed the boat yet. my strikes around 125 for july-oct which I consider a little bit aggressive, but not really after looking at the lineup of movies

I think the golden bull just kicked in

>>12961122
Down almost -6 percent due to a few lameducks I should have set stop losses on, but NVTA and LPTX kept it from getting anyworse. HMC still continues to hover in the 27 range, BOTZ going back up, and PLUG is holding solid.

I'm thinking Monday is going to be a really good day for me, provided I don't get memed on by earnings again. Yet again, everything that's been up on earnings for me always dumps hard AFTER, so maybe I should learn my lesson and sell before earnings come out and call it a day.

something fishy going on with TSLA. no reason for it to be green the last 2 days while entire market was red, all of this coming after a week of bad news

Down only 0,59% today, I was ready for a worst impact.
NEVER SELL

>>12961204
Cute. Have a gander at the S&P's 200 day moving average. Compare today's top against that line.

>all these virgins whining about a 1% drop

We got a ways to go, boys, I wanna offload these heavy SQQQ bags soon

>>12961204
Even my deep OTM VXXB puts are almost in the money now.

>>12961122
Is hanging worse then taking a buttload of pills? Asking for a friend haha

>>12961259
we bounced off the 300 day. the golden bull run has started

>>12961122
+2.6 for the day, +6.8 for the week, feeling good considering how the market overall did

>>12961264
Hanging (ligature hanging not drop hanging) hurts really bad and taking a lot of pills usually doesn't work ;_;

>>12961264
Reminds me I have to tell my friends I can't hang and rail a bunch of pills this weekend.

>>12961212
People believe in it. Mindshare.NIO shit the bed. SpaceX. Bad news was fiscally good news.

>Lose my wallet a while back
>Doesn't appear to be stolen, but can't find it
>Lost Social Security Card
>Have everything else
>Robinhood cucks me for 2 weeks by not telling me I need this
>My bank's investment set up is ass to navigate
>Don't feel like getting a replacement card

I have all the other necessary info. Are all of these set ups going to require that I set up a card even though they have my bank? What should I do?

I tried Monster Hydro today to stop drinking soda, and it was really good!
Long MNST

>>12960902
it making me hair curl ;_;

>>12961292
memorize your ssn?

>>12961264
>>12961282
>>12961297
these posts feel like major deja vu
O_O

>>12961297
MNST hydro is still full of sugar. You know what you have to do...

You best be owning ROKU, RKUNY, KGC in your portfolio anons

>>12961300
I did. They required I take a picture of the card, which is kind of gay. On the bright side I learned a replacement is free, but I don't like waiting around. I've been watching the stocks for a while and I feel like I missed out on a number of juicy trades because I don't want to deal with what is essentially aids in website form. It's so hard to navigate that I shit you not I sometimes forget where everything is and get lost on the site trying to navigate to the trade section.

>>12961329
That's weird as fuck, Robinhood never asked me for any of that crap.

>>12961060
I didn't have any settled cash, and if I had sold and then bought anything using the proceeds, I wouldn't have been able to sell it until two business days later.

>>12961299
Fyi Dean hit 2 dollar so disqualify me from the competition

>>12961314
I drank this for the last 3 years as a peak boomer, I need something else!!!
>>12961309
MNST posting is always here

>>12961309
We had the same discussion like a month ago kek. I always feel like I have to try n warn people because good lord is ligature hanging an ouchie

>>12961337
They never asked me for it until I emailed in. Their sign up process got bugged on me and I needed them to fix it.

>>12961347
You think you can get out of this so easily?

>>12961292
what gave you the impression that carrying your ssn card in your wallet was a good idea

>>12961353
I need something to drink too. I can't have any beer wiskey gin or vodka.

>>12961383
Parents told me to always carry it on me. It was hidden away in a small, borderline unseeable flap in the wallet. I realize now that this was a mistake.

>>12961353
>>12961394
get yourselves one of these, they're incredibly de+lish, better than any other soda or 'nergy 'rink I've ever had. And sugar free zero calore, with double the caffeine of a white MNST.

>>12961299
is lupus now kill :)

>>12961415
>super creatine
You got a loisence for that balding?

>>12961415
>double the caffeine
M-my heart can't handle that!!

>>12961144
based and biotech pilled

>>12961122
Not related to the stock market, but I took a nap for the first time in months today
I almost never nap, not because I don't have the time, but because I never really feel the need to

Reminder to always bet on the jews

>>12961415
I just drink Gamer supps. No sugar, can make it on the spot. It's like a sugarless, crashless g-fuel.

>>12961394
me cant drink nao on medication for meniere's disease. life feels empty and meaningless without daily beers :) also alcohol withdrawal = largerly a myth unless you are kinda booze drunk from morning to evening

>>12961347
that would be too merciful

>>12961543
that circle is pointless and stupid
is it supposed to represent her mouth

>>12961515
>always bet on the Jews
Except in sporting events. We don't pride ourselves on our athleticism.

That one David guy was pretty based and slingpilled.

So should I be betting on GS and not DB or JPM? I always ignore the financials because I don't really "get" them or find them interesting.

>>12961567
i dunno O:

you can going to lose all your money

:O

investors avoid euro stoxxss. cac 40 trading lower than 2000 levels now

>>12961415
Where do they hide those? In the ladies section of the gas station.

>>12961543
>unless you are kinda booze drunk from morning to evening
you forgot the wake up at 3 am to do a few shots to go back to sleep.

>>12961612
We've had nothing but gains though?

>>12961361
what O_O

>>12961419
hopefully ;_;
but still cant breath and my arms keep going numb

>>12961689
Congratulations you have multiple sclerosis :)

>>12961784
when will the suffering end

>15 months of S&P stagnation

I feel weird after that drinking that Monster Hydro
W-whats happening??

>>12961861
if you kill yourself i will donate $1,000 to the charity of your choice

>>12961908
you have leukemia, lupus, and a guro fetish now

GUSH IS GONNA GUSH!

>>12961153
How?

Even in a down market I'm up like 2% what are you in?

>>12961957
Don't get me wrong gush and drip are going to be making some crazy fucking moves really soon, but any news about the aramco ipo could make those funds go fucking ape shit just off of hype and momentum. stick to the strait UNG and USO option trades instead of getting caught in the fucking rouge wave of volatility from a fucking arab shit post.

Here's a tip, these are the stonks with the fastest growing dividends on the DOW
V
BA
UNH
MCD
HD
CSCO

>>12961632
Never seen them at the gas station in our state.

>>12962050
They probably keep them next to the tampons and that's why we never see them.

>>12962060
baggie are you too insecure to be seen drinking a pink drink? They make them in boy colors too for big boys like you funny legs
>>12962050
They have them at every 711 and my work cafeteria in Utah

>>12959113
Bad time to do it imho. Do it when the stock is at 350, not at 280s on the way up.

>>12961212
When market is red:
most long positions got sold off
most shorted positions got covered

>>12962086
>baggie are you too insecure to be seen drinking a pink drink?
Nah man I used to order the "girly drinks" at the bars all the time. I was just being misogynist on womens appreciation day. Shit a blue raspberry energy drink? That's my favorite flavor knock off juul pod. That's probably pretty fucking good. I've never seen one though, but I'm in Communisticut.

>>12959538
top tier post

Thank you based LPTX for bringing me back into the green today

Still waiting for that crash so I can buy calls at the bottom >_>

>>12962210
Didn't you hear? Crashes are illegal while Trump is president. Your hard earned tax dollars will be used to buoy the market regardless of the realities.

>>12962210
I think you missed it for now. This was the most organic and natural correction we could have expected and now there's nothing left but to break the S&P 2800 glass ceiling and never look back.

>>12962229

this is the end %60 crash now

>>12962251
>%60 crash now
id be so fucking rich

weekend editio

>>12962271
>>12962271
>>12962271
>>12962271

Sorta worried that Friday pump/Monday dump is coming. Things ended too positively that the pessimist in me is sounding alarm bells.
My portfolio shouldn’t be too affected (save for AAPL) but idk, a general downturn could burn some of my bigly gains