/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12936731
>It is me, the one you are looking for. Proof? I ain't nothing to prove, but I will destroy everything with my wrath. Just not now. Eventually. When I feel like. Trust me. Buy my forked fork.

Also
>.... (4x)
yikes

Lots of people think both faketoshi & jobs were pricks.
The difference is that Jobs died & faketoshi went on to make multiple shitforks that led to the bubble pop.
Thanks asshole & thank you to all the cashiers & sanjaya for absolutely feckall.

>>12936731
He's not steve jobs he's some homeless dude claiming he invented the iPhone. His evidence is a clearly doctored diary entry reading "just created iPhone brb"

>>12936731
>"trust me, guys, I am satoshi!"
>being asked to sign a message
>"I do not owe you proof! In the world of cryptography you should just trust my word"
Jesus Christ, all these people believing Craig just shows that this board is full of literal tards

>>12937119
They are paid shills

who the fuck is steve jobs

>>12936785
yeah that about sums csw up at this point.

>>12936731
Does this faggot search twitter for "Satoshi" so he can shitpost?

is there anything more cringe that this guy? i mean seriously, nobody actually believes he is satoshi, and he keeps desperately trying to make people believe he is. its so embarrassing

>>12936731
Can I get a paid shilling gig too please? Will work for btc

Sage
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>>12936731
Imagine believing this lost drunk scam artist fraud, you faggot bsvers are absolute absolute cancer and I hope you all die in a pit of fire

>>12936731
He was told by his spin docter twink to present himself as a steve job. Guy is just a little puppet doing the ol puppet dance. Marionettes on stage. Nothing more. And a drunkard. And he's in business with a criminal.

>>12937098
its pretty incredible really that somebody could get away with creating bitcoin and when somebody hacks your shit and finds out and tells the press, all you have to do to throw people off the scent is edit one single blog post. From that moment on, no matter how much evidence comes up that you invented bitcoin, 99% of people will never believe it because you clicked a mouse and typed a few characters into a years old blog post. That is really all it takes, folks.

>>12938054
Imagine being stupid enough to beleve this

>>12937233
Sanjay himself is shitting up the board, he's a frequent visitor and pajeet-tier shilling extraordinaire

How much does a drone charge to post these threads everyday? I'm in need of some extra cash.

>>12938085
same reason why link threads always come in waves too. ban shitskin ip addresses and suddenly it all disappears.

>>12938054
There is literally 0 evidence and 0 chance he's satoshi. End of story

>>12938054
So all the claiming he is the real satoshi everywhere all the time and the millions of retards that believe him is also some kind of 3D chess?

>>12938054
i remeber that script...
>$signiture
never forget!

>>12938085
so you are telling me i have been verbally abusing creg daily?

>>12938054
imagine thinking the guy who got caught copy and pasting hello world code and on top of it used the wrong platform so it wouldn't have even compiled if he tried is satoshi is beyond fucking retard. This fucking kim k of crypto cancer needs to fuck off if he thinks anyone if falling for his shit.

If any ounce of you still believes this retard could possibly even be satoshi then you need to reevaluate life

>>12938099
yo seriously ill post this shit too if u pay me

im cheap like $5 a post... im sure i can rope more than $5 per post into BSV from retards

>>12937855
he owns the kevin pham account he's responding to.

>>12938054
samefag

>>12938699
Imagine being the worlds' foremost computer forensics and security expert. Imagine teaching programming at the university level and being a low-level assembly programming expert. Imagine even still having lectures of yours available on youtube if anyone even cared to look.

Now imagine some corn-syrup fed, vaccinated, mcdonalds-sucking worthless neckbeard who bases your entire reality around what some twitter influencers tells you to think. Imagine falling for a twitter shitpost bait so hard that you encompass your entire world-view and investment strategy around it.

>>12938817
i have searched through the long list of the worlds foremost forensic experts somehow his name is not on the list. i guess this is like how he is a concert pianist and a world renown rower and a michelin star chef... similarly there is no record of him ever teaching programming anywhere. weird...

here is what his own mother said about this:
>"Wright’s mother had told me about her son’s long-standing habit of adding bits on to the truth, just to make it bigger. ‘When he was a teenager,’ she said, ‘he went into the back of a car on his bike. It threw him through the window of a parked car. That’s where his scar comes from. His sister accompanied him to the hospital and he’s telling the doctor that he’s had his nose broken twenty or so times, and the doctor is saying “You couldn’t possibly have had it broken.” And Craig says: “I sew myself up when I get injured.”’ What his mother said connected with something I’d noticed. In what he said, he often went further than he needed to; further than he ought to have done. He appeared to start with the truth, and then, slowly, he would inflate his part until the whole story suddenly looked weak."

>>12938817
CSW is the best and most intelligent human been ever. He even invented the wheel and the fire. He just doesn't have to prove it, to you or anybody else. But he will make you suffer because he hates you, for some reason. Unless you buy his forked fork, then he will make you rich.

What's with all the Craig shills lately?
They are now almost as bad as the Ver shills that used to plague this board with the Bcash spam.

Seems like the same nonsense to me.
There is only one bitcoin and this guy has nothing to do with it.

Fuck niggers/kikes/spics/jannies/etc...

>>12938099
>pompous pseudo-intellectual prick trying to impress

That blog-post gave me cancer.

>>12939337
They all come from the same discord channel. It's the same guys that were shilling BSV when the swap happened and when the sanjay's vision meme appeared they switched to other shills for a while.

>>12938102
LINK was an amazing moneymaker and the most successful (price-wise) token in 2018, those of us who bought with 5 email accounts during the ICO made bank. Not sure why it got pajeeted so hard and why anyone would still hold it though.
>>12938660
Not as much as he's abused this board. Shits up 20 pajeet-tier threads, once he gets called out on all 20 he just starts 20 new so that the old ones get archived. Oldest trick in the book, you can't be too abusive against a retard like him.

>>12938054
>>12938817
You are too good for this board. It is funny watching you toss all these pearls before swine, but honestly at this point people like us just need to build.
The people you're trying to convince are deranged, and I mean that in the strictest possible sense. They have allowed a special kind of insecurity and hatred to completely subvert what little critical thinking facility they originally had.
People like us, the builders, have always had a thankless job. We have always been despised or ignored until the lens of history is turned upon us 20, 30 or 40 years after the fact. It is our burden to lift up the intellectual riff-raff even if they really don't deserve it.

Only redditors and SJWs think he's not Satoshi.

>>12939916
Sanjay's Vision was the best counter-shill I've ever seen. Absolutely mogged craigcoin for like a month.

>>12940746
The fact that it was sincere made it funnier.
Everyone saw through the shill army's bullshit and even corekeks and cashies united to meme the shit out of Sanjay Vishnu.

If he's Satoshi then why doesn't he just sign a transaction from his wallet?

>B-but I forgot the password

>>12940535
>you can't be too abusive against a retard like him.
agreed

>>12939337
>They are now almost as bad as the Ver shills that used to plague this board with the Bcash spam.
might be the same cucks
ver and creg used to be a couple

>>12941123
Because he isn't Satoshi for the billionth time.
>listen I'm satoshi and I made bitcoin
>but Bitcoin is actually shit because I'm a retard
>so I made this other Bitcoin and it's called Bitcoin cash, definitely buy it lol
what sort of retard would do this

>>12936731
what

>>12939337
Based

>>12936785
This.
Guy is uncomfortably cringe

Nigger