/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12925809
buy LINK

Slaughter the bearfags

>>12925809
unironically market buy btc to liquidate all bobos

>>12925819
It would be funny to pump and dump some random piece of shit like feathercoin with millions of dollars.

Would anyone here give some to your best bros so they can retire with you?

Id give $10MM to 4 of my best friends so we can live our best lives

live a neet

>>12925809

Invest it in all sorts of things. Stocks, property, all under an LLC. Set up trusts for my kids, family, and friends. Not straight money as some would be guaranteed to blow through it.

As for my free time, no idea. It must feel absurd to "beat" life and be able to do whatever you want whenever.

>>12925809
I'd litterly set a floor for btc and let niggas try to sell into it.

>>12925850
I wish I even had real friends and wish I wasn't too much of a narcissist to dislike a good portion of my family.

>>12925809
I'd all in RLC so I'll have 1 trillion in 2020

>>12925870
>property

would you invest in residential or commercial? or both?

I would probably just go to the casino and throw a million on black at the roulette wheel and try to bankrupt the casino. I’d walk up to faggots with lambos who think they’re rich and see if they have the balls to wager a million dollars on a coin toss. I would just troll the one percent and make mad all until I’m broke and then I blow my brains out.

>>12925850
Only $10MM? They'll think you're a miser and start to resent you.

>>12925922
If someone can’t make their life work with 10 million then they wouldn’t be able to make it work with 100 million

>>12925898

Probably residential. Brick and mortar is in flux right now and I don't think I could handle that kind of complicated strategy for commercial.

Anyways what I’m trying to get at is that even though sometimes I dream of winning the lottery I bet it will end with me taking my own life after life loses its luster. Every person needs to suffer and struggle as a basic feature of living a fulfilling life. Without struggle I will never reach self-actualization.

>>12925918
jesus man lol

and putting a million on black isnt going to bankrupt a casino lol unless its Rajeesh's underground internet cafe

>>12925922
They would be lucky they are getting anything

>>12925809
I'd keep 1M then the rest of the 877M in stock of AT&T and collect dividends from it each year. AT&T dividends pay 0.50 a share. 0.50 x 877M=
438,500,000x.20 for stock tax and you're left with 87,000,000 million to spend each year without even touching the 877 million.

>>12926057
>what is diversification
>what are municipal bonds

>>12926057
My bad math messed up on the tax part, You would officially have $350,800,000 a year.

>>12926070
Yea I messed up on the math. But I don't care about those things. AT&T has been around since the 1800's and they will not be going anywhere in the future. Safest store of money, not the most.

>>12925809

>>12926080
Well besides crypto but there is always the chance of jews destroying the world and killing all gentiles along with their cucked religions before crypto gets big, Or they might use crypto to control the population of the world.

>>12926080
look at GE

If you used the same logic...GE has been around since 1892 and historically has paid a great dividend. Its value has essentially been cut in over half in the last few years.

This could easily happen to AT&T as well. No company is immune. Sure you can earn 5% in dividend yield on AT&T but if your capital value drops 50%, you are still down 45%.

>>12926118
It's still a risk, I get what you're saying but the way I see it 5g is coming in. I myself work for AT&T and see all the new shit that's coming with cloud storage and computing. Everything will be digitally connected.

>>12926130
My guess is that cash will be first to go, and people will either be forced to adopt to using cards or cash that is electronically readable before crypto.

>>12926140
Like new cash will be made that is electronically integrated and old cash will be burned or you will be forced to turn it in before it no longer becomes legal tender

>>12925809
237,000 bitcoins, kek

i would fund a marketing campaign that promoted the idea that small penises are in many ways superior to large ones.

>>12926057
AT&T is like 30 dollars a share tho?

>>12925809
Honestly, life would probably get boring. I want to make it but it seems like it would feel empty if I did nothing to earn it. Although I suppose it would be nice to travel and live off of divvies.

>>12926070
This. You'd need a few muni bonds. Even if they only protected your cash from inflation you'd have so much money it wouldn't even matter and you'd still have more than enough to live off of.

>>12925809
I would unironically pump BTC in one buy to 15k for the lulz on only 1 exchange. It would cost next to nothing with that kind of money

>>12925833
LMFAO that would be the greatest shitstorm

>>12925809
buy a house and invest the rest, never having to work again

>>12926057
yeah as if you could just go and buy 877M in AT&T shares..

>>12926332
man the amount of fun you could have on this market with that much money, maybe even making a couple million here and there too

>>12925809
>What would you do with that kind of money?

Short BTC to liquidate all bulls. NEETs don't deserve to make it.

And the winner got to remain completely anonymous. I can't imagine the power you must feel with a win like that.

i would build lampshade factories

>>12925809
i can imagine yes

>>12925870
>Set up trusts for my kids, family, and friends. Not straight money as some would be guaranteed to blow through it.

That's it? You have no interests beyond your immediate friends and family?

>>12926099
800 million would be a down-payment at most.

>>12926756

local prostitution would florish

>>12926842
Nothing else matters

>>12926915
Dullards like you shouldn't get that type of money.

>>12926937
Elon Musk yay!

>>12925850
Would give some to all my family members. Wouldn't give anything to friends desu.

Make 2d woman a reality

>>12925809
Go back to my hometown and buy up as much of it as possible and turn it into a nostalgia theme park of sorts where I do up the village and all the shops again to make them as they were at their height, even if everything is operating at a loss. I would renovate the old mill into stylish new apartments for other new money that may be attracted to the fantasy village. I myself will live on a large farm close to the village, the farm will produce all kinds of fresh food from wheat to cider that is sold only in the village pub. Finally, I will hire about 100 people to make the video games I want to be made.

>>12925809
Taxes. You would get $300mil after thr Mafia takes their cut.

>>12927033
You sound like a 10 year old.