[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

File: 562 KB, 1796x1185, 23a34f6f031c26957c4bac7646c08955smg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922337 No.12922337 [Reply] [Original]

crash? what crash O_O edition


>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

stupid mices:
>>12920353

>> No.12922354

Holding SQQQ to $25

>> No.12922371 [DELETED] 
File: 59 KB, 1024x576, p05srlmc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922371

First for Altria & Coca Cola

>> No.12922372

I hope you SQQQ incels closed your positions

>> No.12922373
File: 3.65 MB, 353x201, 1550951493299.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922373

Buy the dips in LCI and Galt.

Buy them good.

>> No.12922382
File: 88 KB, 960x960, 1779967_1565799183658623_7467323123456886858_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922382

If the market closed green or close to it I'd expect another heavily red day tomorrow.
Looks like we're gonna be green and everyone who buys inverse etfs premarket will get fucked.

>> No.12922391
File: 19 KB, 246x221, x91.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922391

>>12922311
green day, shout out to KHC, TLT, and Tesla 300

>> No.12922399
File: 83 KB, 600x448, 1418700230808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922399

Bearfags fell for the crash meme. Again

>> No.12922404
File: 22 KB, 366x402, 1514387648003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922404

BUY SPKE
BUY HONDA
BUY NOK

>> No.12922405
File: 51 KB, 653x466, sneakybearboi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922405

>>12922399
it will happen when you least expect it

>> No.12922412
File: 96 KB, 1007x677, LCIGUY KEK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922412

reminder

>> No.12922424

>>12922412
Bruh no one cares, filtered

>> No.12922431

any anons here do algo tradings? how is it doing? and what types of strats do you use?

>> No.12922434

>>12922412
Please stop with these poor quality posts.

>> No.12922440
File: 58 KB, 736x365, 47bed68023e63cebb2717d3ea44d729e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922440

reminder.

>> No.12922446

VTSAX

based comfy

>> No.12922459
File: 347 KB, 628x719, 1540151150244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922459

>> No.12922463

>>12922311
Up 0.08%.

>> No.12922493

I told you to calm down

>> No.12922547
File: 165 KB, 713x1080, kundalini do not sexualize.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922547

>>12922337
Knee can you post your trades today? It was super interesting day, for me it was another case of me looking at futures, thinking we were going to gap up then bleed, and being too coward to short. What's your take on it?

>> No.12922603
File: 32 KB, 480x480, 1551734867429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922603

>sold some SQQQ and TVIX at open
>bought back in halfway up the spike, after admitting defeat
>got some more cheapies after hours

your welcome bears, market dumped within minutes of me capitulating

>> No.12922604
File: 39 KB, 1072x511, guess.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922604

Portfolio 1 is QQQ

Guess what portfolio 2 is

>> No.12922605

>>12922547
>he's so desperate for human interaction that he engages with someone roleplaying as a 5 year old girl on an anonymous imageboard
Have you considered suicide?

>> No.12922613

im down 1% after market but none of my stocks went down after market.

hello?

>> No.12922625

>>12922604
>Guess what portfolio 2 is
Following Jim Kramer's advice?

>> No.12922637
File: 142 KB, 800x900, Buy-Random-Sell-Never.20140316T200018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922637

>>12922604
something chosen with hindsight, to illustrate a predetermined strawman argument?

>> No.12922652
File: 219 KB, 1000x1000, thestorygoeslikethis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922652

>>12922605
shhh I NEED more data

>> No.12922667
File: 30 KB, 914x1091, B_U_S.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922667

>>12922625
>>12922637
Mid and small cap dividend aristocrats
Good luck with your skitzo randomness chart

>> No.12922706
File: 270 KB, 1485x1101, 1543608599339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922706

>>12922667
What about large cap dividend aristocrats?

>> No.12922719

>>12922706
Oh sorry I forgot to mention I'm backtesting only with a high growth DA. I'll do with high growth large cap now too

>> No.12922739
File: 40 KB, 1011x600, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922739

>>12922706
Back testing is fun but can't predict the future
This is just for lolz

>> No.12922760
File: 53 KB, 232x219, polidab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922760

should I open account in vanguard or schwab for passive etf investing?

>> No.12922768

Why invest in the stock market funds like VTI, VOO, or SPY over individual stocks? I understand it's generally safer, but over the long term couldn't individual stocks still be a better option with better returns and dividends?

>> No.12922782

>>12922768
Like why wouldn't you want to YOLO or high risk/high reward a certain percentage of your investments

>> No.12922790

>>12922768
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

>> No.12922794

>>12922768
No one can beat the average over a long time period. You can index into growth or invest in individual growth stocks to match the average. It depends on your time line and risk tolerance.

>> No.12922816

Nintendo a buy?

>> No.12922834
File: 210 KB, 533x601, 1542366982037.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922834

told you guys to go long crude after Friday's close

it will bounce back to 57/58, its not too late to get on for an easy trade

>> No.12922835

>>12922816
Probably not it. It only rises with hype, the news itself, no matter how good, always returns it to $34

>> No.12922842

>>12922816
yes

>> No.12922850

>>12922760
The thing about exchange-traded funds is that they are traded on exchanges. It doesn't matter where you have your account, you can just buy and sell them on the open market from any broker. So go with whoever offers the smallest fees and the greatest utility for whatever your needs are.

>> No.12922864

>>12922835
Which is why I sorta wanna snag it when it’s under 34.
Although half of the investment would be for nostalgias sakes (which is kinda ironic because nostalgia is the main thing keeping them afloat)

>> No.12922865

>>12922760
depends on fees. If they don't charge fees, then it doesn't matter.

>> No.12922894
File: 21 KB, 423x245, dividends-monopoly-man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922894

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.12922905

>>12922864
Just wait until obvious pumps, like a month before e3 it'll be cheap

>> No.12922932

What do you guys do beside this shit?

>> No.12922942

>>12922932
Run a VR arcade

>> No.12922944

>>12922932
i work full time

>> No.12922947

>>12922932
make fun of LCIguy

>> No.12922951
File: 2.36 MB, 498x278, 1530851044960.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922951

>>12922794
>No one can beat the average over a long time period.

>> No.12922957
File: 195 KB, 220x207, original_154384461.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922957

>>12922905
I took that logic with atvi before blizzcon last year.

>> No.12922967
File: 2.08 MB, 480x271, 1528732567634.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12922967

>>12922932

>> No.12922976

>>12922932
/smg/ controls the economy of the world

>> No.12922979

>>12922932
I'm a college student and have an internship
I devote almost no time to the stock market on a daily basis, I just hodl and watch/wait
I do all my research beforehand

>> No.12922987

>>12922979
how much time do you devote to daily smg posting

>> No.12922988

>>12922976
/smg/ has announced a buyout of berkshire hathaway

>> No.12922992

>>12922987
Not much

>> No.12923005
File: 37 KB, 356x355, 1550975866638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923005

>>12922992
>not much
>spends most mornings, afternoons and nights posting in /smg/ and stocktwits
I do it too but who the fuck are you kidding lol

>> No.12923012

>>12922992
Instead of playing a game or texting on my phone during my downtime, I post on /smg/ and check my GALT

>> No.12923022

>>12923012 see >>12923012

It really doesn't take that much time to make a post and then go back to what you were doing

>> No.12923038

>>12922382
>If the market closed green or close to it I'd expect another heavily red day tomorrow.
>Looks like we're gonna be green and everyone who buys inverse etfs premarket will get fucked.

this is some rich hokum.

>> No.12923044

>>12922932
attorney

>> No.12923054
File: 1.33 MB, 1280x720, 1531308008353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923054

>>12922988

>> No.12923065
File: 42 KB, 750x750, 1551058170971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923065

>>12922932
Play games, exercise, watch sports, research stocks, jackoff, eat, sleep. I would say go to work but got laid off and am dragging ass looking for a new one.

>> No.12923085

>>12922932
Rental real estate.

>> No.12923128
File: 571 KB, 1818x933, NDX4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923128

>>12922399

Nasdaq 100 double topped today.

>> No.12923163
File: 567 KB, 1824x943, SP500_190304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923163

>>12923128

S&P rejected resistance for the 4th or 5th time depending if you want to count the lower 2800 peak.

>> No.12923199
File: 52 KB, 645x773, 1551211236242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923199

I hate being poor

>> No.12923206

>>12922957
You're supposed to sell before the actual news and just ride the hype

>> No.12923210

>>12923199
why are you poor anon?

>> No.12923227

>>12923128
>>12923163
Based and redpilled

>> No.12923236

>>12923206
It never went up before, during, or after. I got raped repeatedly over the next few months and capitulated.

Made all the losses back elsewhere though.

>> No.12923251
File: 1.50 MB, 1125x1556, 1551326543351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923251

>>12923210
I had to pay tuition and now I'm behind on an insurance payment
But at least I'm not in student debt!!

>> No.12923258

>>12923251
oh you're a student
yeah students have to be poor such is life

>> No.12923289
File: 76 KB, 480x454, 1444691463883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923289

>>12922932

>> No.12923293
File: 423 KB, 1200x800, kneepad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923293

>>12922932

>> No.12923325

>>12922932
be sad about life

>> No.12923366

What are some good dividend stock to hold?

>> No.12923372

V T S A X

>> No.12923378

>>12923366
aapl msft hon jpm

>> No.12923397

>>12923366
My only individual stock holdings are dividend paying mature techs and financials.

Aapl, jpm, intc, qcom, ally, xom, and a couple insurance companies.

>> No.12923403

>>12923258
I work 32 hours a week but I might start donating plasma like a peak wagie

>> No.12923491
File: 73 KB, 403x419, 1402422866167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923491

>>12922373
>buy my bags

>> No.12923515
File: 38 KB, 620x784, 1549936565520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923515

>>12922947
I hate namefags but you, you're alright. Upfiltered

>> No.12923539

>>12923403
>donating
idjot.

>> No.12923561

Goddamn I kept waiting to buy the dip on Rakuten and now its 8.46

>> No.12923574

Why are Japan Tobacco and Rakuten perfect inverses today?

>> No.12923582
File: 46 KB, 750x344, AA60B9D9-ECEC-47C1-8E51-F5D6866D679B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923582

>>12923574
Forgot pic

>> No.12923588
File: 260 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20190304-164144.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923588

OH NO NO NO

>> No.12923606

>>12923366

CPTA
CLM

>> No.12923613

>>12923582
is there a list of all the international stocks one can buy on robinhood

>> No.12923626
File: 131 KB, 603x743, Divistic Autends.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923626

>>12923366

>> No.12923640

Gh earnings in 10min

>> No.12923651
File: 35 KB, 636x431, 1539749570683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923651

>>12923640
Dammit I thought those were tomorrow i forgot to buy

>> No.12923662

>>12923651
Tomorrow is nio

>> No.12923752

>open news
>"CHINA-AMERICAN DEAL TO END TARIFFS"
>free trade 5eva
>no more thievin chinaman
>IP protected
>China defeated
>Trump fucking won
>check stocks after long grueling work day
WTF

>> No.12923769

>>12923588
I love that story about the Amazon AI that had to be reprogrammed because it was referring a large number of male engineer applicants because it determined that the male engineers working at Amazon were statistically superior to the female engineers.

>> No.12923853

>>12923640
wheres my conference call? this shit said 7pm

>> No.12923875

>>12923752
I'd say a moderately acceptable deal has been price in. Great deal has not. Markets currently trading high for a mediocre deal.

The conditions that existed back in October are still in full force right now. Market drop was not really about China. It was mainly fed hikes and fear coming off the forever bull of 2017. Now there has been a solid month of some pretty lackluster earnings from the blue chips. Where is the impetus to push back up to ATH? Flat or retrace down a fair amount to get people buying again seems like the most likely scenario here.

>> No.12923889
File: 122 KB, 372x445, db3bcd6514efd37d90959fcb93228952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923889

>>12922547
no trading today and probably for few days :(
too sick

>> No.12923920
File: 20 KB, 1000x174, gh after hours.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12923920

out of all website im looking at only marketwatch has updated gh numbers

>> No.12924067

>>12922951
It's true

>> No.12924103
File: 18 KB, 332x306, 1551468084366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12924103

>>12924067
Most can't, but saying ALL is incorrect

>> No.12924131

Bailed on the shit NVAX and took what little Profit I could. The only good bit was I didn't have a lot in it to start with so my loss (uh pain) was not to bad.

Dumped the Profit into my SWPPX fund. Fuck this shit. I'm just gonna stick to building up my SWPPX and T positions, actually more SWPPX cause my T is already pretty good right now. The other good bit it seems Comcast bought a AI startup so I now own a small stake in an AI company now as well.

>> No.12924134
File: 464 KB, 230x306, bigdrop.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12924134

>>12924103
>i'm going to be the outlier
Good luck

>> No.12924232
File: 93 KB, 338x433, reluctantly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12924232

>>12923889

>> No.12924290

Is AT&T ever going to go back up?

>> No.12924311

>>12924290
direct tv and time warner are dying indusries. they will forever be a stone around it's neck.

>> No.12924329

>>12924311
Also their absurd level of debt. It seems like they have a solid plan to deal with it but it's still huge.

>> No.12924351

>>12923199

get 2 jobs
use coupons
go get skillz
put down the bong
don't buy shit
buy only needs
think of side hustles to do
etc.

git gud

>> No.12924452

>>12923251
Such a terrible shoop

>> No.12924546

>>12924351
Yes, goy, keep earning me money. Buy skills, get a high paying job, buy a house, buy a car, buy a family, buy stocks in my company.

>> No.12924558

>>12924546
Buying stock in companies is why I can retire at 40. I haven't yet because I've become infected by greed, but I could if I wanted to..

>> No.12924571

More bad China data. Today was just a warm-up.

>> No.12924584

Buy KHC and enjoy the 100% gain within 2 years
Buy HMC as it's undervalued as fuck

>> No.12924647

>>12924571
Chin chong stocks did the best today.

>> No.12924652

>>12924584
Khc was on its way out already

>> No.12924661

>>12924351
Don't buy food. Find a local food bank that is under-frequented. Community colleges usually have one.

>> No.12924669

>>12924647
Look at the Caixin PMI

>> No.12924683
File: 526 KB, 364x489, sweatysnaek.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12924683

me hair starting to curl O_O

>> No.12924706

>>12924661
For keks I looked up my local food bank and checked the yelp reviews, had to share.

>i just showed up to beg for food. they brought >me in and advised me what to do...
>i lost my job in jan 2 cause i worked too much, >edd is not helping in timely manner,
>they treated me with respect, hooked up the >food AND some toiletries including laundry >detergent. that was huge.
>the sorry TRD corolla refused to to start
>...
>SO THEY PUSH STARTED ME CASUALLY.
>THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH!
>if you bring proof of residence and evidence >you are brokeasssexual chocolate, theyll avail >you of some real services. on
>mondays the county shows up so you sign up >for food stamps/ ebt/ calFRESH.
>yaaaaaaaaay

>> No.12924783

>>12924706
Ok this is epic

>> No.12924792

>>12924290
T will be fine. Yes they got debt (who don't anymore?) But unlike some companies who's boards of directors bury there heads in the sand and pretend it ain't there, they have a plan to pay it off. Which seems to be working.

Profit for them comes from these things:

5G service
Existing wireless customers
Up coming streaming service
Films
CNN
Cable Channels
Cable subscribers
Selling the 10% stake in Hulu for Fat Profit - This is basically a "blank check" for them; they can name any price they want and Dis or comcast will cough up the dough. It don't really do T any good anyway. They have zero clout in what get's put on the service or how it's ran. Like you owning a 10 stake in a car - you drive it and gawk at it but that's it. Try to install a bitchin stereo system though? Tough luck.

>> No.12924824
File: 235 KB, 610x1526, 1551474639043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12924824

WM is a cheapie at any price

>> No.12924839

So why did I buy the admiral shares VFIAX from Vanguard if Vanguard lowered the expense ratio from 0.04 to 0.03 for VOO while VFIAX is still 0.04

>> No.12924867
File: 8 KB, 251x242, 1547159023955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12924867

>mfw /smg/ thought i was kidding when i said LCI would see 7 dollars soon
Meanwhile a MASSIVE bidding war starts next week between Apple, Goggle, Amazon and Facebook over gopro

>> No.12924882

>>12923769
Pretty sure that you missed the point of the story. Clearly AI supports a patriarchal society and women continue to be victims of the patriarchy. Those brave women just have the entire world against them and the only thing we can do to make it better is to give them all the high paying jobs and political offices.

>> No.12924884

>>12924867
this post was made by gproguy13 (gproguy12)

>> No.12924890

>>12924351
Anyone have a link to the /biz/ living cheap tutorials on youtube? There was some gold in there.

>> No.12924919

>>12924683
post picture

>> No.12924928

>>12923128
Looks like the perfect setup of the final move down on a head and shoulders pattern

>> No.12924970

VTSAX

>> No.12924993
File: 321 KB, 500x500, 2074yu4sw4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12924993

>>12924131
Im just gonna hold it. Not much point in selling now

>> No.12925019
File: 54 KB, 590x350, Bear-hug-651143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12925019

Till armageddon no shalam, no shalom
Then the father bear will call his cubs home
The wise bull will bow down before the throne
And at his feet they'll cast their golden crowns
When the bear comes around

>> No.12925132

>>12924882
I actually think women would make better politicians/civil servants. China's eunuch bureaucracy worked very well. The only reason a man pursues that career is to stroke their ego/dick/wallet, which is diametrically opposed to its intended function of representative democracy.

>> No.12925167

>>12925132
Like women, eunuchs will keep their heads down and work within a system very well. China is of course a living testament to how well an unchanging system works for a civilization.

>> No.12925195
File: 30 KB, 640x642, 1539148900701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12925195

>>12925132
this is what s*ibois ACTUALLY believe

>> No.12925198

>most of the fentanyl comes from china
I took a bunch of sleeping pills and realized that China is recreating the opium wars except we're the china.

>> No.12925202

>>12925195
Why would I be such a cuck that I'd let another man vote on/manage matters of the state for me?

>> No.12925207
File: 69 KB, 1664x1212, 30C50042-CD52-4D28-8029-DC6671AD3EE1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12925207

PLUG earnings March 7th!
Don’t forget to grab a few shares!

>> No.12925211

>>12925202
You'd let yourself be even further cucked by letting a woman control your affairs?

>> No.12925226

>>12925211
What do you call making my dinner motherfucker?

>> No.12925254
File: 1.23 MB, 904x962, nopenor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12925254

>>12925132
>China's eunuch bureaucracy worked very well.
true, except when they destroyed china like every time rule became even slightly weakened (often due to the corruption from eunuchs themselves)

eunuchs were too powerful for their own good, not having a penis lead them to do very sick things

this topic me have read much about, a good source is Castration by Carlos Escobar and all his linked reading.

But anyways, castration in an intelligent man is interesting thing, it seems to multiply their abilities 10 fold, but also deeply corrupts them.
If me would every become rich, it would be interesting for find a eunuch accountant to watch their master as work.

>> No.12925273

>>12925226
You don't actually let your wife choose what food you buy, do you?

>> No.12925286

>>12925254
Removing a man's ability to procreate destroys his ability to care about the state of future generations. His essence is left to fester in his body, causing a deep corruption of his very soul.

>> No.12925297

>>12925132
>I actually think women would make better politicians/civil servants.
False. Women have been shown to be war hawks as politicians. Women also run pretty much all social services in the united states, and we all know how well those run.

>> No.12925304

>>12925273
You don't actually not make your wife do all the shopping with your list, do you?

>> No.12925305

>>12925286
I'd probably kill myself if they took my balls
I'm still never going to have sex, but it's the thought that counts

>> No.12925328

>>12925304
She absolutely will buy what I put on that list, and not a single deviation. She knows.

>> No.12925427
File: 295 KB, 1200x1897, 1545956107926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12925427

>>12925297
>Women also run pretty much all social services in the united states, and we all know how well those run.
They would run better if men would just give them more money.

>> No.12925428
File: 97 KB, 1080x1080, asian2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12925428

Is tomorrow gonna be another red day /biz/?

>> No.12925443

>>12925428
slightly green

>> No.12925469

>>12925427
This is Demi Rose Mawby in case anyone else is wondering

>> No.12925501

>>12925328
As she should. I literally make my wife work a 20 hour a week job at a department store just because they're unionized and have cheap benefits. She's currently at work and I'm sending her a list of things to put on our grocery pickup order, not because I'm lazy, but because shopping is her work.

>> No.12925530

>>12925428

If you had bought baba as I told you fools all year has been green

>> No.12925536
File: 437 KB, 600x445, 1545267652425.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12925536

>>12925428
It was already green for me today because I bought KHC at 32. I imagine it's going to keep right on climbing

>> No.12925639

can someone tell me what happened to gh?

there was supposed to be a conference call today but nothing shows up anywhere

>> No.12925665

>>12925297
>Women have been shown to be war hawks as politicians
Americans*

>> No.12925762

>>12925202
Real men don't give a shit. They just want the government to leave them the fuck alone. That's why liberal Democrat socialists are pussies.

>> No.12925778

>>12925762
Yeah but they fucking a way higher class of thot than you.

>> No.12925803

>>12925778
>bragging about fucking thots
stay poor

>> No.12925817
File: 421 KB, 1280x720, 1549250473142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12925817

>>12925428
Flat for the first half followed by a -2% rout

>> No.12925818

>>12925803
>he hasn't become a eunuch for max clarity and gains yet

>> No.12925828

This stock will be the next AMAZON: [insert your pick here]

>> No.12925838
File: 255 KB, 707x698, 1439431771951.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12925838

>>12925828
GPRO

>> No.12925841

>>12925536
I think Kraft is boned. It's a boomer brand which most people associate with low quality and unhealthy. Trendy organic is the in meme

>> No.12925843

>>12925828
Amazon

>> No.12925847

>>12925828
NIO

>> No.12925852

>>12923366
T is a great swing trade and higher paying dividend stock

>> No.12925860

>>12925847
2nded for the time being

>> No.12925877
File: 23 KB, 1156x650, 1_qhsL7p_ffEc9O6gITiJ4_A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12925877

>>12925828

>> No.12925890
File: 313 KB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_20190304-210413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12925890

Hey /biz/. I'm losing money investing in crypto. How do I get into the dividend game on Robinhood? And do you guys have any suggestions on what I should buy?
>Inb4 read the sticky

>> No.12925902

>>12925890
read the sticky

>> No.12925905

>>12925890
>$18.54

I'm usually not one to be an elitist over how much money someone has in their portfolio, but there really isn't much you can do with that
Also read the OP

>> No.12925909

>>12925905
If possible, I think it would be best to start with a few hundred while you're learning the ropes and then gradually add more over time as you start to figure stuff out

>> No.12925924

Does the Nikkei follow the US markets or does the Nikkei drive the US markets? I feel like exploiting time zones is a great way to get an edge against other traders since most people stick to their local stock market and aren't interested in the world. For example, today Nikkei was red which correlates strongly with US red day and predicts high chance of red day tomorrow.

>> No.12925927

>>12925828
SQQQ

>> No.12925940

Is VTSAX superior to old money funds like Vanguard Morgan Growth, Wellington, and Windsor?

Would anons rather invest in VTSAX or Vanguard Growth Admiral shares over a 30-40 year time period? I'm wondering if buying bad companies in a total fund is good for the long haul

>> No.12925956

>>12925940
90% of companies in index are negative and drag down the index. 5% of companies are very profitable. This is why index funds are stupid as it's chaining turds around good companies. Pick them out yourself and go for it, it's not hard.

>> No.12925964
File: 201 KB, 792x449, uihlein.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12925964

r8 my biotech copypasta

https://pastebin.com/xYLP6gaK

>> No.12925965

>>12925956
This is what I was getting at. I have no interest in owning General Motors, GE, or Harley Davidson. I think those companies are destined to wither away.

My individual stock (Visa, Lululemon, Starbucks) has blown away the VTSAX returns, so I don't feel so bad.

>> No.12925971

>>12925828
MELI

>> No.12925975

>>12925905
This, you're already priced out of every decent dividend stock I know of, not to mention that 3% of 18.54 is not even worth taking the time to do the math on.

>> No.12926017
File: 243 KB, 1242x936, do it for brie v2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12926017

short DIS

>> No.12926035

>>12925956
Good luck trying to beat the market in the long run. Index funds are perfect for running on autopilot and matching the market.

>> No.12926058

>>12924584
Sorry but I don't see honda going up anytime soon. I'm just holding through the next divident payout and I'm gonna dump mine.

>> No.12926059

V T S A X

>> No.12926114

>>12925890
2 shares of $F and compound those divi's you'll be rich in 500 years

>> No.12926157

>>12926114
>2 shares of $F and compound those divi's you'll be rich in 500 years
I was bored so I plugged it into excel, and if it's current dividend yield stays the same for 500 years you end up with $3,560,165,611,584,110 using DRIP

>> No.12926162

>>12926157
the power of handing off divvys and index funds over multiple generations


remember how much dosh Fry ended up with in Futurama from thousands of years of compound interest

>> No.12926218
File: 26 KB, 713x611, 1550599554906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12926218

>>12926157
>i was bored
imagine my shock
>$3,560,165,611,584,110
shocking

>> No.12926281
File: 10 KB, 225x224, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12926281

cheapies?

>> No.12926294

>>12926281
Today was the last dip for the next seven years.

>> No.12926297

>>12926281
you see something that looks cheap now
you make a mental bookmark of that
wait a week it'll be cheaper
wait another week after that then buy it
real shit

>> No.12926307
File: 514 KB, 607x609, 1549832895660.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12926307

>>12926297
>wait a week
>it's 2x'd

>> No.12926321

Bear market fucking when? I want all the plebs to panic sell so I can pick up some bargains

>> No.12926340

>>12926321
three months ago

>> No.12926343

>>12925965
>Lululemon
How are they going to grow? Hipsters and thots are spending less money on shit.
> Visa
Pissing off retailers to the point that Kroger is starting to phase them out, could go either way.
> Starbucks
That's a decent stock tho

>> No.12926377
File: 69 KB, 564x786, 1550706063753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12926377

>>12925964
I had no idea that Dick U was a major conservative donor. I only knew he was made of gold.

There are even scare mongering articles about him. I love Galt so much.

>> No.12926425
File: 8 KB, 400x400, gEv6nLZV_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12926425

>>12922337
Not exactly /smg/ related but here goes.
Got a quant trading interview (intern) at Citadel coming up. Hope you guys can help me prepare for it. I networked with an ex-employee and he sent me a list of possible questions:

>Facing a certain scenario of stocks, how to come up with a trading strategy?

>What are the chances of getting a three of a kind (texas holdem)?

>Why Citadel/quant fund?

>Describe the features of a yield curve.

>Chance of seeing star in 1 hour is 60%. What is the chance seeing star in half an hour?

>Tell me a joke

>> No.12926435
File: 279 KB, 850x728, 1439542774086.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12926435

>>12926425
tell them about lci, refr, galt, and gpro

>> No.12926459

>>12926435
Well they did lose 7% in Nov/Dec-18...

>> No.12926529

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-04/thousands-fired-chinese-tech-companies-amid-sudden-breakout-austerity

>Thousands Fired By Chinese Tech Companies Amid Sudden Breakout In Austerity

This is what I have always written here about the chink tech sector: it is a giant exit scam because the data of billions of the equivalent of cockroaches is worth shit irl

>> No.12926549
File: 143 KB, 567x868, ching.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12926549

>>12926425
1. Make graphs of historical performance of each security relative to major indices, compare that with basic FA and try to identify a sector and specific companies you want to target
2. Trick question, tell them you're not a gambling man.
3. Say you always see their bids on the orderbook and it looks badass
4. Just look this one up on investopedia, you should know this
5. 30%, duh :^)
6. Two black guys are walking down the street, one has 98 cents and 1 has a dollar. They spot a sign that says, "we can turn you white for 99 cents." So they make a plan where the guy with the dollar will go in. Then when he comes out he will give the penny to the other guy so he can do it too. So the guy goes in with the dollar. When he comes out he looks amazingly white! His buddy says "Oh man that looks amazing, give me your penny!" The newly white man replies, "get a job nigger."

>> No.12926564

>>12925847
Seems like a terrible time to enter though

>> No.12926566
File: 41 KB, 398x431, 91B2D9C2-5B92-4DDC-8B46-8CEAE21C733A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12926566

Who else
>holding through earnings
NIO here about 500 shares deep at 8.45 kinda nervous

>> No.12926686

VTSAX

stay comfy

>> No.12926699

>>12926566
yikes. sell before er while you're still up

>> No.12926828
File: 22 KB, 481x350, Scion Asset Management.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12926828

Thoughts on Michael Burry's portfolio?

>> No.12927247

>>12922337
Considering the brokerage fees, isnt it more efficient for small capital traders to daytrade crypto on minimal fee platforms like Binance?

>> No.12927267
File: 39 KB, 745x303, 1520779706613.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12927267

What's happening to TSLA?

>> No.12927273

>>12927267
They decided to sell model 3 at 35k$, which is below cost and Elon said to not expect any profits.

>> No.12927275

>>12927273
So... it's the right time to buy?

>> No.12927286

>>12927275
Sorry, I don't know, I'm not really into TSLA. Better go and read up on some Seeking Alpha articles than ask here for a simple yes/no answer.

>> No.12927477

Stock market is at a ten year high. Stupid to put new money into stocks right now. Wait for bear market and then buy stocks 2-3 years after peak.

>> No.12927611
File: 20 KB, 819x173, navya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12927611

OwO what's this

>> No.12927637

>>12927611

Show us your shareholding

And when do they expect to be profitable/cashflow positive?

>> No.12927656

>>12926425
Got an offer from a weird looking hedge fund. I Googled the boss' name and there was a NFA complaint filed against him in 2014. He also never held any positions at a reputable investment bank or AM firm. But his fund's returns have been pretty good. Their AUM is like $450MM.

Do I take this offer now or wait for Citadel (which I might not get)?

>> No.12927663
File: 4 KB, 793x46, navya2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12927663

>>12927637
2020-2021 for positive cashflow IIRC

>> No.12928021

>>12927477
Idiot. The fed is constantly pumping liquidity into the markets, they can only go up.

Think of all the poor boomers using a reverse mortgage to maintain their lifestyle right now. If they ran into hard times, their house would go straight to the bank.

>> No.12928037
File: 9 KB, 236x214, 1535757636142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928037

>TGT

>> No.12928050

>>12922373
Kill yourself faggot

>> No.12928221

>>12927477
You will be waiting too long.

>> No.12928233

>>12926425
please shill my bags to them

>> No.12928258
File: 511 KB, 1024x768, sb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928258

Bear Time™

>> No.12928282

>>12926566
Same, I should probably set a stop loss on it

What is a conservative stop loss to set on a stock? 10 percent?

>> No.12928291

Nio earnings call starts soon

>> No.12928307

>>12928282
you’re assuming any price decline after bad reaction to er will be gradual. it could easily skip past your stop loss

>> No.12928352
File: 64 KB, 179x179, 1394062277573.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928352

>>12923293
Spend a lot of time on your knees, do you?

>> No.12928363
File: 77 KB, 998x1024, C72348A3-CA3F-4181-A49F-3E884751F2F6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928363

Put MYOK on your watch lists lads, just had some outstanding results from a P2 extension trial for their HCM treatment.

A quick note on HCM:
>Hypertrophic cardio myopathy, a condition where the muscle in your left ventricle are so SWOLE BIG GAINS that it impedes the volume of blood that can be ejected with each pump. So instead of say a couple 100mls of blood getting pumped with each contraction, it’s only like 150mls which can cause sudden weakness when doing any kind of exerting activity like running or lifting something
>affects 1 out 500 people

About the P2 extension results:
>13 patients total, 3 given placebo
>8 out of the 10 peeps that were actually given the drug had statistically significant reduction of symptoms
>7 out of those 8 being below the diagnosis threshold and basically were asymptomatic (aka they have still have the disease cuz it’s genetic, but no longer suffer from its symptoms)
>drug itself is currently in the midst of a P3 randomized double-blind trial with 220 patients set be finished next June

As always invest with care, but this bad boy is certainly on my watchlist.

>> No.12928382

>>12928037
> Get 80 call last week for cheap af
B U L L I S H

>> No.12928429
File: 381 KB, 960x540, Letterkenny Coffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928429

Here we go boys and traps.

>> No.12928442

>>12928382
Don't your calls expire this friday?

>> No.12928469

R E D D A Y

>please select all squares containing a traffic light
>all red

>> No.12928481
File: 77 KB, 1024x817, 1549872926299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928481

Red day for me too. Except nio, hoping for the best

>> No.12928487

REFR all greens baby

>> No.12928510

Why is hertz so cheap? Do I buy?

>> No.12928514
File: 198 KB, 500x500, b224b4224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928514

RED DAY

>> No.12928524
File: 490 KB, 1500x916, Bitcoins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928524

>>12925828

>> No.12928552
File: 302 KB, 1748x2480, 016146bde1f70b998ce0ebdc4b52e914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928552

*eh hem*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12928555
File: 821 KB, 607x609, 1551446082751.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928555

>>12925828
unironically FVE.
today i'm officially over 100% profit since Baggie shilled it.
btw i hope he's ok it's been a few days I dont see him post

>> No.12928561

we red, boys. but not red enough for discount shares

>> No.12928575
File: 123 KB, 800x400, laughingwhores.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928575

>Bulls

>> No.12928578
File: 198 KB, 917x871, 1547033644929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928578

GPRO.......

>> No.12928583
File: 350 KB, 600x338, 1527774199234.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928583

>>12928578
GPRO!!

>> No.12928605
File: 48 KB, 512x390, 1548688381020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928605

>he unironically thought LCI would reach mid teens

>> No.12928612
File: 237 KB, 500x281, 1459215649148.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928612

>>12928605
why are you doing this and will you attack refr and galt next

>> No.12928622

>>12928612
GALT is based i know nothing of refr excluding what the guy who comes here everyday saying its green has said every morning.

>> No.12928626

>>12926549
Cringe

>> No.12928651

are you fucking kidding me?

>> No.12928658
File: 66 KB, 600x623, oh shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928658

oh shit nio what are you doing

>> No.12928671

WTF IS WITH THIS MARKET!!!

>> No.12928673
File: 27 KB, 620x398, a70948ea002f9114cd55fd55759bfec2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928673

>"Its not "if", it happens its when. I'm not just sure about this stock, i'm HIV positive."
The price since LCIguys post

>> No.12928676
File: 13 KB, 327x332, 1397683189147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928676

dumb bears, we're already reversing and it's not even 11 yet

>> No.12928679
File: 53 KB, 1015x470, YY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928679

>>12922337
YES YES YES YES YES

I bought YY at $58 per share last December and it's one of my biggest holdings.

>> No.12928685

>>12928679
Just went up +13% in a few minutes after opening, due to Q4 results

>> No.12928692
File: 47 KB, 500x595, D4F82EBB-1DCC-4EF2-B831-02906A387849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928692

>NIO changed earning time
WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? SHIULD I HODL OR SELL???

>> No.12928697

>>12926343
Good point, I see a future where people have less disposable income. Lululemon has China expansion and men's line though, still some growth.

Visa I actually sold out of yesterday for a profit. I'm thinking about what to add next. Shopify has run too high or else I'd look there

>> No.12928698

>>12928685
Yup, shorts got BTFO

>> No.12928701

>>12928692
sell half now

>> No.12928703

I'm really worried about Tesla's China situation though. I hope it'll get resolved. If it will, I guess calls will jump up.

>> No.12928710

>>12928697
>Lululemon has China expansion
This is good, I'm hesitant to invest in any company that's not trying to take a piece of that market right now.

>> No.12928714
File: 34 KB, 624x406, qu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928714

stop buying

>> No.12928719

>>12928673
LCI was mid-teens when he first started shilling it.

>> No.12928725
File: 107 KB, 640x1136, DF3EE2B2-2933-4486-BE2C-590196534CC0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928725

Rate

>> No.12928733

>>12928703
Oh, apparently the same thing happened to Mercedes half a year ago. Trying to figure out what Mercedes did and how quickly it got resolved

>> No.12928740

all in tesla and netlist

>> No.12928744

>>12928733
That would help a lot for timing calls

>> No.12928745

>>12928719
The funny part is he always posts that picture of people making fun of the fact LCI was being bought as it was tanking. Even though then it would proceed to hit 3 dollars and then do a dead cat bounce (which were seeing collapsing on itself now) and all his little baggies are buying it up in droves to fund his wifes BLACKED clothing line

>> No.12928753

>>12928719
LCI is going to $30

That goproguy is here just to try to shake the tree hence why all of his post are about LCI..

>> No.12928761
File: 909 KB, 1200x630, THEN-PERISH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928761

>>12927275
I'm big in TSLA. I'd buy now or soon. Once it hits $260 it's going straight back up. As long as you buy between $260-$270 you can't go wrong.

>> No.12928763

>>12928745
>>12928753
WHO SHOULD I BELIEVE

>> No.12928776

how much money do I need to start on this ?

>> No.12928780

>Actual Available Today, Pre-Market

>NIO Inc. Fourth Quarter and Full Year 2018 Earnings Conference Call03/05/2019 07:00pm

what did they mean by this?

>> No.12928788
File: 86 KB, 661x495, Mr Rogers middle finger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928788

This market

>> No.12928795
File: 1.06 MB, 1200x630, PERISH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928795

TSLA REBOUNDING NOW. BUY IN.

>> No.12928801

>>12928795
275 eod
260 tomorrow morning

>> No.12928806
File: 143 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20190305-102531.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928806

Good morning nerds

>> No.12928814

>>12928806
up 6 dollars very cool

>> No.12928823
File: 55 KB, 546x1090, 1530378712153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928823

>>12928806

>> No.12928824
File: 29 KB, 822x621, 1551720310561.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928824

>>12928763
The guy actually bought at fucking 15 and claims that the stock getting to a little over half what he originally paid for is a "massive win against LCI haters". All the stuff about him having AIDs and his wife being BLACKED are true and if you wanna see his track record take a look at BGFV and HMNY now

>> No.12928831

>>12928780
They pushed it dumbass
Could mean good or bad

>> No.12928842
File: 1.67 MB, 480x270, 1549537361399.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928842

>>12928824
What's going on here?

>> No.12928843
File: 48 KB, 502x432, 1472492653108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928843

LCI goes from ~53% short interest up to about ~63% short interest at the same time that this Gproguy12 comes in and starts spamming the thread about made up fetishes in his head about me

Hope none of you fall for it...

>> No.12928850

>>12928842
He's obviously trying to get people to sell LCI... i wonder why........ lol

>> No.12928853
File: 185 KB, 645x729, 1547165840568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928853

>>12928843
Did you ever write that book you AIDs monkey?

>> No.12928867

>>12928801
They're going to try for 275 but I don't think theyre going to get it.

>> No.12928869
File: 323 KB, 426x320, slip1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928869

PLUG is making me rich boys.

>> No.12928870
File: 12 KB, 320x320, 1548565893193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928870

>>12928853
Did i hurt your feelings at some point? Are you emotional? are you in the market and emotional?

>> No.12928874
File: 2.40 MB, 429x592, terry_moves.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928874

Nuke all tripfags and namefags

>> No.12928883

>>12928870
Lol, look at LCIguy act like he can use his dick after all the coke hes done. He might as well be a castrato

>> No.12928886

>>12928853
Are you just trying to be annoying?

>> No.12928888

>>12928780
They pushed it because they know it's going to soar so they gave corrupt chinese officials an extra day to get in to curry favor with them.

>> No.12928890

>>12928831
>could be good or bad
>could be up or down
>could be positive or negative

but im the dumbass

>> No.12928894

>>12928890
Do you have a more accurate reason? Then yea you’re the dumbass
Speculation is all we got either sell or buy no one cares

>> No.12928897

>>12928883
could you try not to shit up the next thread? thanks

>> No.12928902

>>12928894
>>12928890
Guys, don't fight. Buy. This is the answer.
>>12928888
Quads simply do not lie.

>> No.12928903

I sold NIO for 20% profit.
It will crash guaranteed.

>> No.12928914
File: 147 KB, 1476x866, 2019-03-05-104442_1476x866_scrot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928914

will it ever recover

>>12922932
fail at calc II while trying to become a computer/electronics engineer

>> No.12928919

>>12928903
Not true, if over 50% of biz sells expecting it to crash it will certainly go on a moon mission. Plus I already got quads saying it's going up.

>> No.12928926
File: 130 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20190305-104705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12928926

>there are people bitching about this pump n dump dropping because they bought after the pump

Topkek

Full disclosure: I sold some shares yesterday

>> No.12928937

>>12928914
Calc 2 sucks dude. I failed that shit at university because the professor was a cunt who approached mathematics lessons like we were in dead poet's society.
>Tell me what you guys think about this equation
>nigguh I dont give a shit, just copy paste the solution so I can memorize that shit. ended up retaking it at a cc and it was much better.

>> No.12928941

>>12928919
I sold it last week. I think. Let me check. Sold it the 26th at 10.11.

>> No.12928949

Finally a good TSLA dip to buy in at
>Waiting for the 350 to sell

>> No.12928950

>>12928888
they will announce an exclusive partnership with didi for self driving ride sharing

you heard it here first

>>12928894
i do

it was already stated 7pm est last night if youve had signed up for the earnings up you wouldve seen that

zacks predicts earning dates and times they dont set them. all major platforms use zacks for estimated time for earnings call dates.

zacks said gh would announce earnings last night but its coming out next monday.

therefore nio didnt push anything back as today at 7pm est is the time scheduled by them

suck my dick faggot nigger

>> No.12928954

>>12928937
>>12928914
lol

Calc II was FUN
I wish I had studied more in calc 3 tho, unfortunately I passed without learning anything

>> No.12928973

>>12928937
>>12928954
I'm not sure why I'm failing. I feel like I'm studying my ass off, but it's apparently not enough. It's not that I don't like it or can't do it, I love it and I can do the homework well enough.

I don't want to immediately jump on the Professor. The problem is, the questions she assigns from the textbook for homework and test review are significantly, and I mean *significantly* easier than what she puts on the tests.
Logically, the book questions focus on material that you would've learned in that chapter, and maybe throw in some review to concepts in the previous chapter.

Her tests require knowledge of stupid niggles and "gotcha"s from Calc I on top of already complicated integrals.
Coupling this with my horrendous test anxiety, and it seems to me I'm failing simply because I'm bombing the tests.
Now I'm going to be a year behind because I can't even be admitted to an Engineering College because of Calc II being the last prerequisite I need.

>> No.12928992

>>12928973
you should be concerned about choosing engineering when you're having trouble with calc 2

>> No.12928993

Atarashi sureddo !!!

>>12928980
>>12928980
>>12928980

>> No.12928997

>>12928973
that definitely sounds like a math professor teaching engineers. I bet she loves to show off how clever she is with interesting questions.

You have my sympathy, I don't have test anxiety and I do really well on tests but throwing in unexpected material would definitely make it very hard for me.

>> No.12929002
File: 5 KB, 389x220, gauint.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12929002

>>12928914
>>fail at calc II while trying to become a computer/electronics engineer

>Calc II
>II
>2

you are going to want to switch majors soon if you think thats hard

you are like baby still, just wait until you get to diffeq's, matrix operations, and Laplace transforms

you should be able to solve pic related with just paper and pencil if you want to be an engineer, no calculator or tables needed

>> No.12929049

expecting to make some quick money in Progenics Pharmaceuticals PGNX in next week

While I think there earnings call later this month will be good. Even just buying now and dumping in a week should be some safe money

>> No.12929063

>>12929002
just wait until you get to Rigged Hilbert Space

>> No.12929146

>>12928950
Of you knew why did you ask you fucking retard? Oh you were looking for attention no surprise typical millenial

>> No.12929232
File: 57 KB, 720x540, general-lorentz-transformation-n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12929232

>>12929063
isnt that just spectral energy + Ground state Eigenvectors?

idk ive only taken one non-newtonian physics class (and it was mostly relativity)

4-Space Impulse-Momentum was my favorite part of the class, easy matrix plug and chug problems

>> No.12930143
File: 23 KB, 398x500, 9a6.php.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12930143

>>12926699
69 double dubs
>nice x2