/biz/ - Business & Finance

G-P-R-O

>>12914152
....
....

....

GPRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reminder

>>12914114
I mean low self-esteem is the only reason I'm still a virgin. I figure there's no point in trying to fuck someone/date someone because I'm not worth it. And as a dude unless you're actively seeking vagina or hanging in extremely thirsty circles it just won't come to you.

I have 20 GE puts for 3/15. Best case is SPY ATH while GE shits the bed.

REFR

>He didn't buy the dip

www.fairfieldcurrent.com/news/2019/03/03/research-frontiers-inc-refr-short-interest-up-70-2-in-february.html/amp

Only so much Shorts can push it down before the short squeeze and inevitable bull rush

LCIgoy chart

>>12914265
I've heard "zomg short squeeze guis" before somewhere....

>>12914213
OK now tell me why

>>12914316
Because GPRO!!!!!

>>12914321
Try again.

>>12914328
Because G...PRO?????

Look at the sad timeline of big5.
>a Chad
>model girlfriend
>owns his own handyman business
>owns rental properties
>happily shilling big5 without a care in the world because of "mid teens"
Turn the page
>Goes to mexico to bang a tranny
>posts gay porn and gets banned from /smg/
>girlfriend finds out about his trap fetish and leaves him to bang a pasta nigger overseas
>moves in with his sister
>lost everything
and by far the worst thing
>unironically buys 3k worth of HMNY
Last chapter (future)
>LCI's dead cat bounce collapses on itself and the company gets delisted
>LCIguy gets kicked out of his sisters garage and breaks into pendulums cuck shed for a place to stay
>LCIguy gets pimped out by chad Gproguy12 and starts sucking dick for Gopro shares
>Ends up becoming a trap and doing "girl", on "girl", stuff with the trap who originally gave him full blown AIDs
As LCIguy would say "I'm not just sure about this, i'm HIV positive."

>>12914270
I haven't been disappointed by that stock yet. It's gotten boring though. Still gonna squeeze.

>>12914334
Anon, are you drunk, shilling, or are you seeing something in the market that I'm just not?

>>12914316
>Pros:
!!!! GPRO!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Cons:
..... gpro.......

Another week another 1.7k in sales. Ebay are fucking retarded. Real /biz/nezz man here. HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA NIGGA

>>12914384
Oh well in THAT fucking case...

Does someone have the gpro bidding war copy paste

Its the Golden Bullrun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nixfjOuofqQ

>>12914265
how long are you planning on holding?

>>12914608
Until you all push the price up and he can break even.

>>12914440
looks like you have GPRO bug!!!!

>>12914486
sorry :(
me promised not to lie ABOUT A GIGANTIC BIDDING WAR BETWEEN APPLE, GOOGLE, AND AMAZON OVER GPRO anymore

>>12914722
Thats one of the few things here that consistently makes me laugh. That, lciguy and also the fact that every single fucking day for the last 2 months bears who are invested in SQQQ just sit and lurk for hours waiting for the market to dip a bit just to shit post.

>>12914722
FINE, I'LL GO BUY A FEW SHARES, YOU HAPPY ANON?!

>>12914743
umh O_O

>>12914745
@_@ UHH

I dunno about these futures. S&P is touching the $2815 but any attempt to go above and stay above is getting rejected fast.

>>12914827
>oh shit did this man just put his entire 401k in GPRO
Nah, I've been eying it for a second anyway. One of the few damned choices I made that actually ever gave me a return, so why not throw today's 10% at it and see what sticks.

>>12914828
Yeah futures are going to bleed until tomorrow. Red day

>>12914971
sure, bud

PLUG earnings this week!
Hope you picked up a few!

>>12915025
You have any reason to think the indices are going straight to new highs other than hopes and dreams?

>>12914904
you are mad man
just for tell you, you can probably wait to buy GPRO @_@

you could atleast buy it @ 5.80

>>12915044

Nobody knows nothing.

>>12915044
buying @ 2814 were red hot

After November, why on earth would anyone buy S&P at 2800 unless they're a complete novice? That's the reason it's not rising.

>>12915202
>After November, why on earth would anyone buy S&P at 2800 unless they're a complete novice?

the fact that everyone thinks this is the reason why it's going to go up
institutions and market makers are going to squeeze retail shorts before any actual crash

>>12915202
>>12915212
also the entire Q4 2018 correction was irrational and based on fear, rather than any actual macroeconomic reason

>>12915229
that not true
until we know 100% reason for crash (your is speculation) there 100% chance for crash again until knowledge of why first crash occurred

I found my favorite REITs that I'll aquire
GPMT
CHMI
CWH
CHSP
CTRE
ABR
ACRE

>>12915229
The market isn't supposed to be rational in the first place, as long as humans are the ones buying and selling.

>>12915212
>institutions and market makers are going to squeeze retail shorts before any actual crash

I've traded based on this line of contrarian thinking before. It has never worked out like that. Squeezes typically need a catalyst in the news that wasn't fully anticipated.

Buy some home depot ?

>>12915388
Recent example of was January's Fed meeting. There was considerable short interest going in to that as a meaningful percentage of traders expected another hike or at least more hawkish guidance from Powell. Powell then came out dovish, shorts squeezed, defensive longs bought back in, indices pushed up.

>>12915051
Eh, if I wasted money, I wasted money, and I'll figure out how to learn a lesson from it. What makes you say 5.80? What makes this particular stock stinky? It's done okay-ish by me so far, consistently green.

>>12915051
careful with the ears

>>12915463

anyone interested in JCP?

>>12915569
No

>>12915569
no

>>12915569
No

>>12915569
Nah. Honestly the whole business model of a clothes store that sells makeup and whatever they could loot from a RadioShack doesn't make any sense to me.
Besides they have less inventory than Sears, and worse clothing than Macy's, I can't see anywhere where they excel.

BOX seems like a good startup to invest in andnthey just went on sale
TELL and NEXT are millionaire making stocks for sure

>Farm loan delinquencies at highest level since 2009
>Auto loan delinquencies at highest level since 2009
>$2.5T in BBB corporate bonds
>Fed backing down from any rate increase
>Massively sharp V-bottom

We've reached peak complacency

>>12915504
:3
this thread getting too cute

>>12915421
mainly GPRO moves like porkypine
me mean, % chance of this stock moon mission to $8 pretty low >_>
me will be happy if it says about 6

>>12915463
NU.
me am of think if your turn for be graded mwhaha

>>12915683
Market won't crash. It's reaching its final form. The top .0001% have worked tirelessly for over 100 years and finally have achieved peak capitalist wealth redistribution.

>>12915695
Fake GPRO supporter!!!!

>>12915695
Yeah they don't really seem to have anything hugely interesting in the pipeline.

>>12915719
...what?

>>12915729
GOD will punish us if we lies about GPRO
GPRO is the righteous camera that one wears upon their brow like the Silmarils in its magnificence.

we should not endlessly cry for higher prices, but be reserverd and artful in the way we solicit the greatest invention of 20 first century.

I've got 132k, what is the patrician portfolio for it? I need the money in 6 years to be at least tripled

>>12915883
>at least tripled
head to las vegas and put it all on black

>>12915883
50% HMNY
50% DRYS

>>12915890
>>12915900
Ok I'll be contributing $2k a month to this portfolio so give me something non-meme

>>12915916
just put it all in a total market index fund like VSTAX, SPY, or SSO (SSO if you want increased risk with higher reward)

>>12915926
>>12915916
SPY and SSO are SP500 index funds, not total market
Either way

>>12915900
You forgot MNGA or whatever it's going by these days.

>>12915959
that is a good pick, now that you mention it
it's called TRNX now

>>12915916
ignore that VTSAX comment, just put it all in TRNX

>>12915967
Even better would just be puts on the SPY with the shortest exp date. Quickly double the money, bears are always right you know, then go 30% HMNY 30% DRYS 30%TRNX and put the last 10% into doge coin, I hear it's making a comeback. Multimillionaire by the end of the year.

>>12915967
But really though, if I had the balls I would go all in on SIML until the end of the month.

>>12915840

>>12915883
>at least tripled in 6 years

getting 2.7k back from my tax returns

ive already maxed roth ira, and 401k what else should i invest in? all in VTI and QQQ in my taxable account?

>>12914143
>Stock market invesment
>/biz/ falls into scams for the 60th time

The absolute state of NEETs. Never change, /biz/.

>>12916091
Investing is retarded unless you're getting in on the next AMZN at a dollar.
Trading is how you make bank.

>>12915926
That would never triple in 6 years. It might triple after like 15 years.

>>12916103
You're doing the same god damn thing regardless of trading or investing. You're still falling for easy money schemes that have been standing for years and fucking people over simultaneously

Just don't come to /biz/ to cry with wojack pictures that you've been JUST'd when it happens a 61th time, stock fag

>>12914316
They are finally profitable after years of laying off employees. They have also beat estimate last 4 quarters.

>>12916114
Yeah well I've made easy money and you haven't, so who's the winner here?

>>12916114
And what do you suggest instead megamind? Just holding cash? If you say crypto I swear to god

>>12916120
That's the same shit bitfags say in this board and in around 5 months or so:
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY MONEY I LOST IT ALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS A BUBBLE FUCK YOU /biz/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's just kindergarten tier insult at this point. "I've got better toys than you"

>>12915399
Yas.

>>12916127
What I suggest: Get a fucking job you helpless fucking NEETS and start functioning in the way the world actually works.

>>12916134
use a tripcode so I can filter you

>>12915569
Short interest

>>12916114
Seriously just look at charts. Imagine you put 10k in the s&p 500 30 years ago. Today you'd have 170k if you didn't reinvest dividends. Or you could have put 10k in a savings account and have maybe 17k. Which sounds like a better deal?

>>12916114
Just curious, how exactly do you make your money work for you, then?

>>12916148
Again, same principle with the cryptofags. We can say the same about the bitcoin.
>"hurr look dude it's skyrocketting we're fucking RICH HOLD OR SELL"
>5 months later, it crashes
>WOJACK.PNG "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>12916155
See: >>12916141

How do you think dude weed 420 will do this week /smg/, only nice replies please

>>12916167
Fuck it, fine. Work until you die, that's your business. Who wouldn't want their last words to be "would you like to make that a combo?" anyways.

>>12916141
>>12916167
>only have a job as means of income
not going to make it.
>>12916127
Some cash would be a good idea atm. You aren't getting paid for the risk you are taking.

>>12916184

Bearish in general. The HMMJ is bumping against a key resistance around 22.50 (CAN).

>>12916191
Capitalism is a bitch, ain't it? But

>Believing that staying in min wage rather than utilizing it as a first step to climb a bigger ladder of success
>Not knowing that having skills can land you in better jobs
>Not seeking to get those skills

The absolute state of /biz/.

>>12916167
it's obvious that you know nothing about the stock market
go ask your boss what a 401k is and you'll understand why you're wrong
in the meantime, stop shitting up this thread with your retarded opinions

>>12916214
you're just some kid that's never actually had a job in his life, aren't you

>>12916141
Why do you assume I'm a neet? What do you do with the money you get from your job? Just spend it? Bad posts my man.
>>12916209
I'm holding a pretty good percent of my port as USD right now

>>12914316
>>12916118
Just wanted to add they apparently have the best image stabilization, so as long as no one else figures it out, they should be the ones to go to. The potential for the future is great.

>>12916219
Must be, seems too angry to be a troll. Probably just got wiped out on NVAX and is taking it out on everyone in his way.

>>12916219
>>12916214
>>12916257
I peg him at around 14 years old, personally

all in netlist

>>12916292
He knows too little about how the world works to be a fully developed adult

Nikkei, Shanghai, US Futures ALL MOONING.

We are going to make it boys. ATH this week.

>>12916352
You'd probably be surpised.

"Tornado Outbreak Hits South, Killing at Least 22 in Alabama"

Stay safe southern friends

>>12916257
NVAX investors are not emotional, negative, or childish.

>>12916370
If Monday opens +1% I think we slide back down to 2800 and stay there to wait for news
that is just the way this market works

>>12916184
ACB down to 7.10 tomorrow
6.9-7s tuesday till friday
following week we'll probably see another attempt to hit 8

>>12916495
The fuck are people in ACB for anyways? Everyone knew cron was the better of the two at the time and APHA is the next to pop anyways

>>12916214
>utilizing [the minimum wage] as a first step to climb a bigger ladder of success
I'll have that with a side order of synergy!

>>12916508
Analysts like it, I figured it was gonna be the most consistent growth. I bought way too much around mid 7s and have been jewing my way to a profit with options the past 3 weeks

>>12916493
>Tornado Outbreak Hits South, Killing at Least 22 in Alabama"
Short incest and lynchings!

>>12916493
Tornadoes?

>>12916493
>NVAX investors are not emotional, negative, or childish
Have you seen the NVAX comments over at stocktwits recently?

>>12916167
>>>12916155 (You)
>See: >>12916141

Garbage answer.

>>12916508
>APHA
You misspelled hexo. Crazy coincidence though, there happens to be a weed stock with that ticker that's going to trend sideways for the next two months.

>>12916563
I meant NVAX investors here.
You know, the elite and responsible NVAX investors.

One day we will sail Yachts together and race our private jets

>>12916577
much love for HEXO, that will be the name of my second yacht

>>12916543
So...what, do I buy latex and hemp on the dip then, or do I hold a week and sell on the whatzits. Thing that goes up. Peak.

>>12916595
>>12916563
Honestly I'm still kinda stoked to see what NVAX does going forward. I know this is like their...what, third fuckup, and this was supposed to be an easy win, but the data from 3rd Phase looked pretty sweet as a measure of decreasing hospital admissions and symptom severity.

>>12916659
I've literally been bagholding on NVAX for 5 years. My port wouldn't feel like my port without all that NVAX red sitting there.

>>12914143
Will brokers allow you to trade with unsetteled cash? I want to dump my index funds and buy tqqq for tomorrow but its a cash ira so idk if I have to wait the three days or not

i have an interview tomorrow with morgan stanley that i'll do poorly on haha, wish me luck

>>12916728
Fucking kike, you will make over 100% gains if you buy otm weekly calls on chegg for earnings why do you need to work at morgan stanley

>>12916707
I love you for this post.
>>12916737
>otm weekly calls on chegg
Pardon the newfag in the room but what in the world did you just say

>>12916752
They will pop after earnings by 10 percent you can screenshot this for proof i will aswell so I can boast about it

>>12916779
assume I am even dumber than you have assumed I am and still don't know who 'they' are

>>12916718
Robinhood does

>>12916813
"They" are Chegg, bro! Go balls deep on chegg calls!

>>12916779
> CHGG
> shares held by institutions
> 103%
What did they mean by this? I mean, I always see high institutional ownership as a positive in a company but this is a brand new height.

>>12915695
bottom left frame thumbnail capture error

>>12916834
>First, the figures released in an institution's report correspond to an "institutional holdings date." These can differ somewhat among the various institutions holding a company's stock, resulting in differences that could impact the reported percentage for total institutional holdings being displayed. The data presented are updated monthly with a lag of approximately four weeks. As a result, even a slight imprecision in the reporting dates among one or more institutions could throw off the count and make it appear as though one shareholder or institutional investor could hold more than 100% of a company's outstanding shares.

>Second, when checked with Ownership Analyzer, which provides data on institutional investors' holdings, the disparity is made somewhat clearer. Here is a summary of their take on the most likely cause of distorted institutional holdings percentages:
>Let's assume that company XYZ has 20 million shares outstanding and institution A owns all 20 million. In a shorting transaction, institution B borrows 5 million of these shares from institution A and sells them to institution C. If both A and C claim ownership of the shares shorted by B, the institutional ownership of XYZ could be reported as 25 million shares (20 + 5), or 125% (25/20). In this event, the institutional holdings may be incorrectly reported as more than 100%.

>>12916826
thx onna tip, i'll look into it, I don't have much tech/education

Got 5g off my hoes last week
shill me some cheapies

SP straight to previous highs. I think we start testing 285 sometime next week.

>>12917326
> every keystroke is logged
Let it be known: Fuck Niggers.

>>12914143
BASED /SMG/ CALLING THE TOP ON SPX

>>12917371
Hope i'm right on that. Portfolio will take an unpleasant hit if i'm not. The performance on futures this evening seems to indicate resistance is still firmly in place.

>>12917371
unironically, of course.

>>12917401
go learn to english you dumb fucking nigger

Question from a newfag, how many of yall have made enough money off of stocks to where you dont need a formal job anymore?

>>12917495
0

>>12917495
>>12917512
Let me specify, I mean more along the lines of continuous income, rather than making millions or anything. (Even though I'm guessing you were making a cynical joke)

>>12917537

Futures giving up all the gains back right now. We are 100% not staying above 280 and probably be testing it all fucking week.

Bears on suicide watch

>>12918629
Record braking pump followed by neck braking dump. I can't wait for the days bulls getting JUSTed.

>>12918668
>bears can't even spell correctly

>>12918629
Our victory is immenant

I'm more bearish right now then I intend to be
this always happens
If we keep gently rising over the next few weeks I'm gonna be sad to miss out on some gains

If we hit a dip sooner, good for me
might be a little drop and recover before 'the big one' though, so don't blow your whole load too soon

I have no idea whats going to happen.

USD keeps dumping
This is good for stocks everywhere.

My acb puts executes I’m flush with buying power now. Bought a bunch of otm apple calls in 2020 that were down 66%.

I hope you fags are holding cash.

>>12918810
A little off topic here but... Idk where you got this pic, but I live in Florida and there's a good amount of bears here (north Fl).
Drive on the turnpike or i-95/10 (at night) and you're destined to see one.
Shit I saw one driving from Orlando.
Anyways, yeah that pic you posted ain't too accurate.

It's too early in the morning.

Nio premarket up

Earnings tomorrow

Sell now before crash or wait it out and crash myself to oblivion?

what are you guys gonna do with your gains when REFR hits Mid-Teens™

>>12919028
Buy toilet sir

>>12919007
It doesn't show brown bears, which are the most common type

no idea where the pic is from, I may have seen it on /out/ or Wikipedia

>>12918982
All my cash is tied up in scratch tickets that I’m too lazy to exchange.

>>12919035
Wrong pajeet meme... too early right now

Bibliophile. AI enthusiast. Globetrotter. Athlete. Father to a dragon. Buckeye

>>12919012
>tfw up all night shoveling snow
>woke up yesterday at 4:30am on a fucking sunday

>>12919025
Earnings are either a hit or miss.
I'd sell around PH.

>>12919050
>not having snow delays
Shoulda just slept at the office/McDonalds
I don’t gotta do shit today except shovel and tomorrow I’m going to a funeral. 4 day weekend mofo. Gonna make some mad gains during the eulogy.

>>12919073
No work today. Gotta lift. Probably gonna accidentally kill myself.

>>12919035
>Buy toilet sir

Poo's do not use the toilet. Now get at it already and start bombing Paki's. I want LMT to moon.

Tesla is really fucking cheap right now

w-what heckies so c-cold outside

Lmao NPR talking bout IMGN leading with “up 3% premarket”, and not “down 50% Friday”

>>12919117
kek hate listening to finance new, after a crash theyll be like "SPX up 4% from its lows 5 years ago" -_-;

Buy Boeing

>>12919115
sexy

>>12919092
can they not just contract a group of people to build latrines and fill them in once every couple of days or is india so low trust the money will be stolen.

FNKO is looking pretty good right now

>>12919150
been thinking about buying a BA call for a while but they seem retardedly priced
pic related was what happened the last time i FOMOed an option

>>12919150
I bought BA at $358 and only wish I got more.

>>12919174
>build latrines

Kek. They did that. And they were turned into shrines.

NVAX longs/holders getting JUST some more in pre-market.

I think there's something wrong with CIFS... why the hell did it just skyrocket pre-market? I have yet to find any news on them this morning.

>>12919233
Do they need toilets? They eat so little, and such little fiber.

Thoughts on SSPY? It has the same idea of capturing the total stock market like SPY, but it is not cap weighted. It covers each sector the equally.

>>12919049
Trump won't fail us

>tfw crypto is slowly crapping the bed but I'm making up for it in booze, defense and weedlmao

>>12919234
At some point this became more funny than agitating

>>12919287
Sounds like a good deal to me, m8. Cap weighting doesn't really seem like the best way to allocate real money to me. I can see fund managers doing it to follow the index for the sake of following the index, but I don't really wanna do that with my real money.

Please give me some good stocks to invest in every market decision I've made has been lackluster

IGLD
Thank me later.

What the fuck is going on with GALT

>>12919391
nvta
nstg
NOW
tsm

>>12919391
nio
gh

get on it pronto

fuuuark!! forgot i bought NVAX friday for le dead cat bounce

Reminder: Dividends

>>12919420
jus buy more
the bounc for a little reseach bio like this happens on next news or if a whale decides to buy in, not necessarily the next day or two like a 'normal' stock

stop selling

Who pissed off Goldman Bot?

S&P $2815 rejected again. Capitulate bulls. It's not happening.


>>12919073
>Gonna make some mad gains during the eulogy.

Nice.

REFR at 34k volume already, it normally averages 40k at end day

>>12919469
yikes, and it's down. probably headed back under $2

>posting obvious pump & dumps

>>12919461
Time to get long.

>>12919460
they capping market purposefully

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!

>>12919490
yes all in

>>12919490
Pfft. K.

Waiting for stash to stop considering my sales from last week "unsettled funds" so I can spend another two days waiting on it to transfer to my bank account so I can move everything to Robinhood.

Rally is skidding to a stop boys. Let's retest those December lows soon...

>>12919431
Reminder, div fren sold KHC

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>12919431
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

>>12919568
>bears beating actual Bulls and not weak hands
When in history has this happened anon?

>>12919603
is this>>12919595
true? still holding some

>>12919595
and it saved me an extra $75 dollars from the price today, and i invested the money from KHC in a more stable, higher CAGR and better-outlook company of ITW

>>12919612
sold it all. some times you have to cut bait with a company that doesn't meet certain requirements. I require all my stocks in my dividend portfolio to be dividend growth companies. cutting a dividend is the exact opposite.

theres a chance I may buy back in, but a lot needs to change with KHC

>>12919607
'87 was kinda that. Stop loss massacre.

SGYP
IQ
F

Staying for LONG in all these! See you on the moon friends!

looking forward to SQQQ hitting new all time low later

>>12919411
>>12919406
Alright, cheers m8s. Hopped into NVTA, NSTG, tsm, and nio. Will probably also hop on GH when my federal refund comes in, all seem like companies with a lot of long-term growth.

>>12919435
This is what i'm doing. Look at their total price history, goes up and down like mad.

>>12919648
>SGYP
Why?

>>12919664
Add ALLO to that list

>>12919683
I'm already pretty deep in medical, what's your reasoning? Feel like cancer research in general is a hit or miss long-term, so I'm a bit hesitant

>>12914236
kek

>>12919697
The management team. I really look at management in new biotechs, targeting previous success has really paid off for me.

Which one of you broke the market?

>>12919469
>>12919475
Kill yourselves

FDP dobble bottom

>>12919683
I've been trading that one. that early rise nearly every day followed by a drop you can almost set your watch by

>>12919728
Alright, that's some pretty solid reasoning then. I'll read up on them some more and probably hop on my next paycheck. Lot of my portfolio is becoming biomed, but there's so much happening that it's hard for me not to hop in.

Cheers, fren.

>>12919749 Hit post too soon.
Trading that one too. Half long, half I play with. Upward trend, but intraday volatility.

CDXS is on sale....pretty good price today probably shooting to 40 next week

LPTX is really low right now.
>1.49
>Catalyst this month
>insiders bought millions worth at 1.75 in January

I'm done accumulating so imma start shilling this stuff. Real promising.

S&P futures gap up is refilling. Red by end of day.

sesn taking massive cocks

>he unironically bought LCI at nine dollars
>he unironically takes his stock advice from a mentally ill homosexual coke head that lives in his sisters shed
>he unironically thinks that a man who thinks that LCI reclaiming less than half what he originally paid for it is a "win", against LCI "haters"
>he unironically thinks that this stagnant soon to be penny stock is worth his money
I don't mean to dab on ya'll niggas but lets take a second to laugh at LCI guy as he finna boutta become a tranny

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

guess I should buy the tesla dip before I miss out for the umpteenth time

>>12919838
GPRO finishing under $5 today.

>>12919838
He cute though?

>>12919854
Wait... maybe. I mean it's Tesla but still. Indices are heading towards red here. If they keep dropping, Tesla should follow. Or not. The stock follows no logic.

what if i bought LCI ironically

REFR

>>12919831
Gap filled. Dump it.

Crash soon

Kraft is back

>>12919872
Tesla’s 1 year is bizarre

>>12916114
Uhh.. all I’ve been doing for 9 years is living frugal and putting every penny I make in sp500 index funds with dividends set to reinvest and I’m almost a millionaire after being almost flatbroke in 2009.

Time to buy the dip on Tesla again.

just picked up 10 shares of MSFT

i love a pay day that i can use to basically guarantee me 4 extra pay days a year.

Tesla is meant for swing trading at this point if you want to secure any real gains

>>12919884
Kill yourself fucking dumbass

>>12919912
Revenue graph is far less bizarre. The longer Tesla is stuck in a sideways chart, the safer it gets.

IT'S RED
IT'S ALL RED

>>12919978
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT BURNS

>>12919978
Not our friend KO!

THIS
MARKET
WANTS
HIGHER

>>12919978
Not for meeeee

>>12919872
Its too late, Im a tesla bull now

the road to 300

>>12920035
Oh shit I take it back, SPY just took a poop on me as I refreshed the widget.

>>12920026
>MSFT

>>12920043
Do you think Tesla and Nio have become/are becoming inversely related, because it’s sorta looking like that to me

>>12920072
no that wouldnt make any sense

>>12919978
STOP SELLING

>>12920095
Tesla investors anticipate the potential of Chinese markets for Tesla cars, but Nio gaining market share cuts into that potential

ITS GOING DOOOOOOOWN

>>12920099
>STOP SELLING

Nah. Feels like a selling day.

>>12920107
tesla has musk and spacex in its sphere, nothing else matters

>>12920107
tsla and nio trade in tandem. nio is a non-factor at this point for tsla. it takes advantage of any increase in tsla but is buffered from any severe drop.

BULLS GOT WIPED

Goddamn I’m getting hit hard

>>12920109
>>12920128
and of course I JUST bought a bunch reeee

I loaded up on SQQQ 30 minutes ago and it's not even up that much.

Ive moved my life savings from SPY to TSLA, this is stable and is going to 300 much sooner

>>12920152
errytiem

i just bought about a grand worth of MSFT and it went from down 29 cents to down 81 cents. oh well, i don't plan on selling for decades so it doesn't really matter much to me. just psychological bs

red day it is

>>12920161
That is bold. TSLA could fall a lot more. The $300 meme is just that.

>>12920146
I knew a guy who lived in a flood tunnel like that in vegas... life hits some people hard

WE WERE SUPPOSED FOR HIT 300 TODAY

Calm down niggers

The obligatory bi-weekly bear trap came early

>>12920181
AAAAAAA AND GALT IS DOWN LIKE 20 CENTS IM RUINED

How's the complacency feel now?

>>12920176
That picture is actually of those underground dwellers in Vegas. I agree, life can definitely beat you down senselessly.

guys... g... pro......

Crash baby crash! Daddy needs a new car.

it's ogre

>falling straight through 279
uh oh

Anyone know an area with good weather and strong infrastructure.

REFR

http://sendvid.com/tt43sssk

>>12920247
Oh yessssssss. Mmmmm...

Yo Bulls, what's up? You had enough yet?

>>12920270

Tesla cant break 285

*ahem*

>>12920270
>>12920300

>>12920308
buddy... how long have you watched tsla

Good day for bobo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH thread

>>12920353
>>12920353
>>12920353

Just to be clear, bears are giving it their all right now and we are still in the comfy zone. When 2770 breaks you have permission to post pink Wojaks.

THE TRADE DEAL IS GOING VERY WELL YOU IDIOT BEARS STOP SHORTING

What is the next Amazon?

>>12920267
Virginia Beach

>>12919603
It's because I love you frendo, and dividends are very cool

>>12919921
isn't 10 shares of MSFT like $20 in dividends a year?