/biz/ - Business & Finance

I made 470 bucks today talking to a bunch of fighter jets and drones.
Somebody actually paid me to tell a bunch of fuckin awesome planes and killer robots where to go and what to do and watch them blow the shit out of a variety of dunecoons.

I'd do it for free and for fun but don't tell them that lmfao.

>>12919849
I made 2 bits shining shoes and 4 bits selling oranges.

i want to fucking kill myself

>>12919895
That's amazing dude, is that your regular wagie job?

yo fuck wagies

@honked on tg if u wanna get paid for shitposting

yw

>>12919849
W-Wagies RISE THE FUCK UP

>>12919895
is it like, acid history month for biz? i swear it seems like more ppl are higher than usual
anyways acid is normie tier man made bullshit
enjoy your ignorance

who here has the most JUST’d hours? i think it’s me

7am-5pm, M-F

>>12920104
how far do you commute, do you drive

>>12920108
it’s a 5 min commute luckily

>>12920104
It's pretty inconsistent but 5:30am-2:00pm is my most common shift, but quite often I'll need to stay until 5:30 or 6:00 on those days
5 days a week but inconsistent scheduling
Shitty pay
fuck my life

>>12919849
I had the greatest day yesterday.

My boss called me into his office, looked me straight in the eye, shook my hand and said "Good work anon, you're an asset to this company".

NOTHING will ever compare to that feeling.

>>12920198
That's the dream man

>>12920198
>good work anon! we won’t pay you more and i just took home a $10k bonus but you’re the reason i make money! good job!

how can you be this cucked? you’re a literal grunt

>>12920198
> come in here anon
> you are an asset to this image board
> close the door
> *unzips pants*

Got an interview on thursday, hoping to move up from one wagie job to another. Gonna throw out a ridiculous starting wage and see if they just throw me out on the spot which doesn't matter because I already have a job. Does this seem like a good idea? Worse case scenario I don't get the job best case I make significantly more money even after they argue me down.

>>12920236
why not? put the ball in their court

>>12920236
Do this a lot and count on saying no to most jobs.

>>12920246
How big of a difference is too large? I want it within the realm of possibility, not so large they just instantly think I'm full of a shit and don't even consider trying to talk me down.

>>12920338
That's the plan for me too

>>12920350
take a number you’d be happy with and then add 10%

I am strong.
I AM INVINCIBLE
I AM WAAAAGIEEEEEEE

>>12920350
Depends on your job. When I was an analyst making 80k, I was getting billed out by my firm at $450 an hour. You might think well, it's only for a short term project but we were billed at that rate full time for 9 months. Companies will spend tons of money if you can sell them on your value as providing 'transformational' change.

>>12920104
10am to 7pm here. When I leave it's dark already and there's not go ng to do but sleep

I am a carer, got a comfy 2pm till 10pm job, good sleeps and late night gaming, does not pay much but a very rewarding job.

Working 9to5
What a way to make a living

>resigned today
>four week notice period with another job lined up after that
>gonna start looking for other, better jobs even though I already have one to go to

Based and redpilled or cringe and bluepilled?

>>12921435
Definitely based and redpilled

>>12919849
>proud of being a cucked slave
good goy

>>12921595
Go eat your hot pocket

>>12920198
>"Good work anon, you are an asset"

I hate waging people are so rude to me ;_;

>tfw have people unironically like this in my workplace

>>12921595
Leave us wagies alone

>>12922867
blessed image

>>12920198
unironically jealous

>>12920000

checked

So far, my next paycheck is looking to be about $760 Dollarydoos. Also made an additional $280 today for the following paycheck, So far I've made $1040 within six days.

Definitely gonna go to a strip club with my bro's before the month is out.

>>12919849
made 400$ on concrete work today. it eats my soul but i save 3500$ a month

>>12922845
And he looks so happy about it too... This is next level coping.

>>12924044
you will be looking at about $300 tax there matey

>>12922845
this guy writes like a woman. this could all be compressed down to:
>wake up at 4:30
>make coffee
>don't even have time to enjoy it at home, drink it in the car
>get in to office and work

>>12920473
>80K
>450 an hour
fucking cringe you make as much as an experienced tradesman and your firm made as much as truck full of them
>muh overhead muh fully loaded costs muh benefits
A TRUCK FULL OF THEM

>>12922845
What am I supposed to take away from this? Am I supposed to want to stab him in the face?