/biz/ - Business & Finance

start it off with sitting in a mcdonalds and doodling on the back of a napkin

>>12891338
please for the love of whatever shred of social standing you have left in your school don't do this

>>12891338
I think this would be an easier assignment if you did it on Synth. Hes far more admirable and just outright more alpha. I know you'll make the right decision, anon

>>12892601
No

Fuck off you short sighted 40 year old douchey faggot fuck - hold on to your USD dipshit assclown while I profit long term with my mother fucking bitcoins and I laugh and shit on your kids and fuck your mom when your 401k gets a nice haircut before next year when the stock market crashes

There are people flocking here who wouldn't understand BTC's potential if it bit them in the ass. Most of those people were here to make a quick buck and in the stock market and are about to get wiped the fuck out

Well I hate to break it to you but Bitcoin isn't a stock... I know this is news to you. Also, I'll let you in on another secret. In the world of bitcoins bear markets turn to bull and back to bear and back again in weeks or even days. Bitcoin has been nothing but a "bull" market for all of recent history.

I know what fucking money is! When he said show me a better money you fucking knew what he meant. You had to get all technical on him and I blew up on you for it for not understanding. Now, I'm going to call you an asshole. And don't lecture me on how technically you aren't the actual asshole that sits between your buttcheeks that I am calling you. You're you. A whole smartass human being. Congratulations. So am I.

>>12891338
picture him naked, it will make it easier to conduct the speech

>>12891338
Elon Musk

>>12891338
Do it on Craig instead. Do the needful sir.

>>12891526
This.

>>12892658
>>12892651

>>12891338
Let's help him, biz. One word at a time and dubs closes the speech.

Sergey

all ypu need to kbow is that smart contracts and storing value on the blockchain will shift society into a cashless one, creating a fuckload of (((big data))). You think shits creepy now? Just wait another 10 years when everythings logged on chain and kids born '05 slowly turns working age with their jewgle accounts holding their entire youtube and google search/play history since they first held an iphone. The surveillance will all be normal to them, making this generation the perfect breed for ((them)) to shape society as they see fit.

All of this will be building up to the releasing of breadcrumbs about our true origin, existence of aliens, previous civilizations on earth, all before the climax of project bluebeam where a charismatic individual will unite humanity under a one world government and propel us toward spiritual enlightenment, fulfilling all guidelines on the georgia guidestones and preparing us for entry into the galactic federation

personally im all in

>>12891338

just string a few pastas together

>>12891338
just do this for six minutes