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Stop slaving and start living. Join the NEETs and get a government house, benefits and a good graphics card for your pc. It's all you really need, life is too short. Hard work is a meme, for most of human history working was seen as something degrading but somehow in recent times the elites forced that idea that struggling and sacrificing your precious time was a noble thing to do. Trying to live up to the expectations of others is the problem here. NEETs define their own destiny one day at a time. We decide what games we will play and what we will watch. Yesterday I catalogued my hentai collection with consistent naming conventions and made a spreadsheet with a rating system and with tags. There is no way I could have done this if I was a wagie. The programming and social pressure is going to kill you. The only thing I worry about is earning enough good boy points with mum to get my salary and tendies etc. I earn points for just taking a shower sometimes but it still makes me feel good.

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>>12884123
The karmic lesson of having no money is CREATE value.

The karmic lesson of working a job to create value is start your own business that creates value.

>> No.12884173

>>12884145
Being a neet doesn't mean you don't make money.

>> No.12884175

Neets are pathetic. I have more respect for camwhores, strippers and pornstars because at least they're making money and paying taxes.
Leeching off of taxpayers is the scummiest thing a human can do. I wish the government made neets do slave labor. Neets are entitled brats who use their social inadequacies as a crutch.

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>>12884175
I do things around the house already. My mum makes me do things through the points system. I don't really consume much stuff so what is the problem. Besides, I am just not cut out for work and the things I am good at don't pay well - like video games, anime etc

>> No.12884212

>>12884123
>life is too short.
?>We decide what games we will play and what we will watch.

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>>12884173
Yep, my mum gives me money, it's far better than working for money.

>> No.12884219

>>12884215
she's working for the money tho

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>>12884212
Join us bro, you can be a NEET too

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Meet going their own way

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>be NEET
>have no skills
>got rich from meme coins
>continue living in parents basement and spamming pornography on worksafe boards
>never had a girlfriend but could buy any roastie whore I want
>never worked a day in my life

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>>12884219
Nope, shes on benefits and her boyfriend buys stuff for me if I do the right act

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Tfw Mcdonalds and about 20 other places turned down your application and your mum is making you apply for welfare.

Do i just embrace the NEET at this point?

>> No.12884244

G O Y you ain't generating any money to be taxed...

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>>12884234
many such cases

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>>12884230
Great job live the dream

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>>12884247
Yeah I don't know my dad. My mum is chilled out and her current boyfriend is from the Carribbean so he is really cool about how I choose to live. I think they gave up on me long ago

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>>12884241
You already know the answer

>> No.12884284

the older I get the more hostile I become towards this neet shit. if it takes getting a job to go and do fun stuff with your job money then you should go and get a job. simple. what good is going neet if all you do is sit inside and watch movies.

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>>12884244
You aren't getting my cash, NEETs live tax free by law

>> No.12884298

>>12884284
unless you made a bunch of bitcoin fuck you money a job is money = fuel. you can now go and do things.
no job, no fun.

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>>12884284
This is why you need to have hobbies and go on trips like shopping etc. The key to being a NEET is planning and sticking to the plan. If I am having mental health issues I can talk to a GP for free or come get advice on one of the boards. At the moment I feel like things are going really well and are under control so I want to help others and show people how good life is to inspire them a bit.

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>>12884230
Literally me

I know people won‘t believe it but my dream as a kid was always to be a basementdwelling NEET that lives on the internet.

>> No.12884307

>>12884123
WAGIE WAGIE>>12884284
KEK

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>>12884298
Nope, jobs are slavery.

>> No.12884321

>>12884284
>>12884298
Why? All the entertainment is free on the internet.
I could buy all the games movies I want but I pirate it all instead anyway.
My backlog is already so massive it would take decades to finish it and I didnt pay a cent for any of it.

why would I want to travel? I already live in a first world country
why would I travel to some shithole?

what else is there to spend money on?
Alcohol? Thats for braindead depressed cucks.
Roasties?
Porn is free you dingus

>> No.12884336

>>12884302
in your case I would not put you in that catagory
if you are actively dealing with your problems
and moving forward in life.
that's good

kek sorry i judged maybe too soon.
living as a neet is unhealthy and the opposite of what you describe here. Neet hide away and not deal with the worlds.

>>12884321
>>12884310
'entertainment' is slavery
neets are plant people

>> No.12884345

>>12884336
So explain why I need a job?
Why would I waste my time for some kike when I can sit in my NEETcave and play videogames?

>> No.12884352

>>12884336
>neets are plant people

and wagecucks are SLAVES, Serfs, the lowest caste, mindless drones

>> No.12884396

>>12884145
>karmic lesson
fuck off pajeet

>> No.12884400

>>12884345
Do you genuinely believe playing a racing game is as fun as actually racing a car? is a nature documentary equal to being in nature? what about porn?

>I can sit in my NEETcave and play videogames?
you can watch youtube in 360p too, but why would you do that?

>> No.12884494

>>12884336
It's ok man, we all take our own journey. It just so happens that this one suits me and is completely fulfilling. Wagie life is not for me, besides I have my mother etc to sort that out. A few months back I setup auto porn downloads in 4k via RSS feeds, my life is orderly and fun

>> No.12884503

>>12884400
>playing a racing game is as fun as actually racing a car?
Yes, it is actually better than the real thing because its FREE

>is a nature documentary equal to being in nature?
Why would I need to pay money to go to the woods?
And yes 4k documentary of nature is better than the real thing.

>what about porn?
What about it?
It caters to all my fetishes so why would I buy the cow if I can have the Milk for free?

>> No.12884510

>>12884302
>go on trips like shopping
Lol that’s sad

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>>12884503
>so why would I buy the cow if I can have the Milk for free?
you are not getting the milk, only an image of milk. a jpeg of the life you want.

>> No.12884608

>>12884592
I‘m fine with that.

>> No.12884621

>>12884608
I'm not

>> No.12884627

>>12884621
Then go to fucking work you wagecuck serf.

>> No.12884635

>>12884627
I did this very morning and now I'm free to do whatever
how does that make me a wagecuck serf?

>> No.12884652

>>12884592
This is an interesting question that I will examine on Friday afternoon before my 48 hour weekend gaming extravaganza starts

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>>12884635
Ok so you get that NEET feeling right? The calm of having free time? Sounds like you are half way there already

>> No.12884687

If you're a NEET it doesn't mean you're a failure. I know defense contractors who were NEETs (literally lived on welfare) before starting their own business.

>> No.12884708

>>12884635
You have to sell your lifetime
That aint coming back bucko

>> No.12884712

If I had to change one major thing in my life it would probably be that I would like my mum to get a proper job that pays well. She went away with her boyfriend in December and I invited over a hooker from the internet with some neetbux I saved up from mum (it cost 120). I would like to be able to do this more often so I can feel like I have a relationship. Also I have asked my mum's boyfriend to let me go to the Carribbean to visit his family but I am not sure if they have good enough internet or mobile data.

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>>12884687
Can't fail if you don't try. Also, who defines what is success and failure. This is up to YOU. Do you know how it feels to always be well rested and not have to worry about clothing and all this pointless bullshit. Mr shekelstein will never tell me when to wake up or fire me. Even if my mother dies somehow, I will inherit what she has and keep NEETing, I cannot be stopped

>> No.12884760

>>12884668
when i was a neet I was not calm at all
depressed maybe.

if you go do stuff with your time
work with interesting people
learn new skills
maybe then you can find a state of flow, where you are actively engaged in life. feel like you are moving forward
or whatever. difficult to put in words.

but if that meaning is not there, and all your time is wrapped up in entertainment, you will not find that calm ever no matter how much relax time you give yourself. I think for most neets 'entertainment' is there to distract yourself from that not-calm depression feeling

>>12884687
i guess neet is the word you use to describe those who go from living on welfare to living on welfare permanently. those who drop out completely. hikki life

>>12884708
neets don't value their time

>> No.12884825

>>12884760
your time doesn't matter anyway, no one cares about you unless you give something back to others, no matter how you put it. You're no better than a NEET

And as NEETS we can choose to spend our time in whatever pursuits we want like learning about the natural sciences, fixing cars, shitposting, or anything else we want because we're not constrained by society's rules

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>>12884760
I've had exploration experiences in games that are far better than anything I can have in real life. Probably the only negative experience I have is occasionally getting banned by mods for language and the way I express myself. I really do feel fine and comfy, I am achieving exactly in line with expectations. The best part is my family are supportive. Perhaps your NEET experience was ruined by pressure from others and not enough interesting hobbies. There are tonnes of games that can fill your time and expand your horizons. I guess I am just a glass half full kind of guy and a bit of a self starter when it comes to this

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>>12884825
I have researched all kinds of things and am heavily into biology about ants, sun spots and weather and Jewish history.

>> No.12884898

>>12884123
Ok NEETs I've got your final gem of 2018 here called TrueChain (TRUE)

It's currently on Forkdelta, OKEx, and bithump. Forkdelta seems to have the lowest daily volume (usually around 45k-80k USD) and OKEx USUALLY has a daily volume from 9million USD to 10million USD . Ok ? Still with me virgins? This is your chance to arbitage. Don't even fucking try if you have less than 2 or 3 ethereum because it'll take your FOREVER...still worth it but if you're that much of a poorfag this will be a lot slower for you. Alright - the price differences (youll have to check your self) CURRENTLY on fork delta is 0.000887ETH and on OKEx currently sitting at 0.001749ETH/TRUE

Can you do that math, or do I need to google "ETH TO USD calculate" and do it for you? Doesn't take a genius. Of course you can DYOR and actually HODL this shit but when I saw the volume differences, and putting two and two together I jumped straight into this shit.

The exchange links can be found below

https://forkdelta.app/#!/trade/0xa8bdc8882987a3ed83d8030f08d64479f1eff731-ETH

For old metamask users above

for new (beta) metamask users below

https://beta.forkdelta.app/#!/trade/0xa8bdc8882987a3ed83d8030f08d64479f1eff731-ETH

and OKex you can find for your self easily

Better thank me for this /biz/ because I didn't have to share this information enjoy the rest of your 2019

>> No.12884907

>>12884898
These are the shills I live for. Bought 10k.

>> No.12884909

>>12884877
You will never make it

>> No.12884920

>>12884898
Literally free money...

>> No.12884932

>>12884898
Mods old delete and ban. Spam

>> No.12884955

>>12884898
Only sub 60 IQ pajeets will sleep on this

>> No.12884969

>>12884932
There is a reason you're poor kek

>>12884898
Thank you based anon

>> No.12884983

>>12884909
Already have. In the future work will be seen as the slavery it really is and smart people will all live like me. It's really catching on in the UK and the country is like a magnet for NEETs all over the world who just want some comfy benefits and a good life

>> No.12884995

>>12884969
Using a different IP to bump your fail spam? Pajeet you need to stop

>> No.12885008

>>12884898
THIS IS A SCAM FAKE TOKEN CHECK THE CONTRACT

THIS IS A SCAM FAKE TOKEN CHECK THE CONTRACT

THIS IS A SCAM FAKE TOKEN CHECK THE CONTRACT

THIS IS A SCAM FAKE TOKEN CHECK THE CONTRACT

>> No.12885038

>>12885008
NEET PATROL busts another scammer

>> No.12885094

>>12884898
Thanks for the bags just flipped .6btc profit ezpz

>> No.12885096

>>12884898
Unironically just dropped 3 eth kek

>> No.12885106

>>12884995
Are you a newfag or something? VMs and changing up ranges will not work for 4chan. Are you actually retarded? Not surprised from a thread full of adult children being taken care of by their parents KEK

>> No.12885114

>>12884898
Err I take it the sell Walls will be gone within the hour. Thanks for the early tip OwO

>> No.12885122

>>12884898
This.

>> No.12885132

>>12884995
No one tell him. Hes new.

>> No.12885349

>>12884898
Dan easiest eth I've ever made. Bless your cotton socks lad

>> No.12885355

>>12885106
MODS BAN AND DELETE THE SPAM

THIS IS A SCAM FAKE TOKEN CHECK THE CONTRACT

THIS IS A SCAM FAKE TOKEN CHECK THE CONTRACT

THIS IS A SCAM FAKE TOKEN CHECK THE CONTRACT

THIS IS A SCAM FAKE TOKEN CHECK THE CONTRACT

>> No.12885385

>>12885355
Kek look at the brainlet who cant afford anything. Consider moving out from your parents. LMAO

>>12884898
Good find

>> No.12885391

Being a neet is a way of life

>> No.12885398

>>1288489
Unironically the easiest gains ive ever made

>> No.12885417

>>12884898
Wish I knew about this a week ago. Still good arbtriage though.

>> No.12885471

ABANDON THREAD AND SAGE. SCAMMER HAS POSTED HERE.

GREAT WORK MODS.

>> No.12885511

>>12884898
Based

>> No.12885516

>>12884898
Unironically the best option on this board

>> No.12885754

>>12885417
True but the kyc will stop most of you

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>>12884175
>I wish the government made neets do slave labor
But that's exactly what a wagie is.

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REMINDER

BIG REMINDER

BIG SUPER DUPER REMINDER

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>>12884208
I have a fucking degree capable of giving me high 5 digit annuals and, instead, you're describing my goddamn life.
How the hell have you come to accept yourself like this? I am bored, unchallenged, and Not Doing Ok up top.

>> No.12886100

>>12885997
COOL FUCKING STORY
HOW, ASSHOLE?!
Post a goddamn /lit/ guide or something, not this Pie In The Sky, People Are Too Retarded To Into Business
t. rejected by his 5th company in a month today

>> No.12886141

In the EU the difference between neet on welfare and wagie is 120 euro. After you factor in tax, travel and lunch costs it's the same. Like the market people are just making rational choices. t neet with 2 degrees.

>> No.12886474

>>12884145
what skill is more important to get out of NEET kingdom?:

salesmanship
investing
programming (software development)
entertainment
persuasion

>> No.12886597

>>12886474
Marketing.

>> No.12886720

>>12884175
I will not be your slave sorry

>> No.12886746

>>12884284
We aren’t all pretty boys. You have no idea what being ugly is like

>> No.12886769

>>12884175
the government makes normies do slave labor via taxation and theft. If i worked 100k a year at a 50k tax rate and could retire at 500k then I have to work 5 years for the government essentially

>> No.12886770

>>12886141
Fucking based

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>>12884304
this is how i see you fren. winning and going super saiyan in life

>> No.12886805

>>12884898
Shills like this hardly exist anymore. Feels like 2016.

>> No.12886889

>>12884123
I would love to be a NEET you guys but still none of you have given a good explanation of how to go about getting the MONEY
Living with your parents is bound to be a depression fest once you turn 30 and you're a drain on your parents who now can't really retire and you still haven't made any accomplishments

What government programs can I sign up for so I can just watch my crypto gains grow? I don't think they're as easy to sign up for as people let on

>> No.12886900

Neet life is too boring for me. I'm too active in real life, I don't spend all my time on the internet. Back when I was a teenager I could've spent all day and night in the internet but now I get bored too quickly. I play video games for an hour and have to stop. I still need some money flowing in to do my hobbies because spending all day on the internet doesn't cut it anymore.

My government job has a program aimed at retirees where for a decrease in salary you can work less days a week. So I am seriously considering cutting my paycheck in half and only working Tuesday Wednesday Thursday, and having a 4 day weekend every weekend. Id still be making about 30k a year so after taxes that's 400 a week which isn't half bad.

Talk me out of this boyos.

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>>12884123
just lol @ wagie cope.

>> No.12887386

Wages kek

>> No.12887391

execute all NEETs desu

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WAAAAAAAAAAGGGIIEEEEEEE

>> No.12887439

>>12887429
*yawn*

>> No.12887562

>>12886597
based. Copywriting is ok?

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>high paying job
>working full time
>girlfriend with big tits
>car
>house
>lifting 5 times a week
>strong and big
>dream job
>"good" future
>2 months nofap

More fucking depressed than ever before

I miss being a semi-incel NEET

I miss my part time fast food job

I miss doing drugs and having fun

My girlfriend never shuts up. I dont want to hear her loud mouth talking, i just want to fuck her.


women are better in porn videos

I want to ride my bike and watch the sunset and smoke weed

I hate having 100 responsibilities, and i hate the fact my workplace can drug test me

I miss playing counter strike every day

I miss getting high with friends

Am i wasting my life?

>> No.12887815

>>12887628
Sounds to me like you only appear to have grown up but you haven't actually grown up. You're previous lifestyle sounds quite degenerate desu. I have most of the things you have now (including the gf who doesn't stfu) but I still ride my bike and smoke weed even tho she bitches about that. Fuck it i do what u want.
But, you do have to grow up. Also at least for me, video games got super boring. I can't play counterstrike for longer than an hour at a time before I shut it off out of boredom.

>> No.12887947

>>12887815
I dont really miss the videogames at all

the drugs i miss because they gave me something to look forward to, a reason to meet up with friends, and i just like weed/psychedelic stuff in general

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>>12884123
impressive shitpost, anon.
i too am a neet but on social security bc of my long criminal record - no one would hire me - so i had to do SSI.
as a neet i invest $800 every month into cryptos
i live barebones off of pb&j sammys and tendies
my goal is to make it and sell at the top of the next bullrun

as a neet i do not consider trading cryptos a job
although to me its not really work, its just having fun playing with money

>> No.12888065

>>12884898
Literally all in. 2019 is a good year for NEETs.

>> No.12888118

>>12887628
yes

>> No.12888189

No Such Thing as NEETBUX for Amerilards

>> No.12888258

>>12888042
Sounds like you buy your own tendies. Mine are supplied by mum in return for good boy points so they taste all the juicier. Anon can you go back to living with your mum and get free money and tendies. There really is no bette feeling than having a nice plate of tendies and a toasted ham and cheese sandwich with a big bottle of coke (and more in the fridge) and knowing that it's Friday so there will be plenty of people online to game with. Sometimes it's the expectation that is as good as the experience. I do think that gaming addiction is a problem for many neets and I have had my issues, especially back in my WoW days, but that was solved after my final ban and I decided to quit for good. A lot of people in this thread seem to hate NEETs bit it isn't us you should be mad at - it's Mr shekelstein who makes you sit in that cubicle or clean that floor and who takes away the precious moments of your life. There are so many good games to play and movies to watch nowadays, why waste your life in shekelstein's wage cage. Even if you don't like movies and games, wouldn't you rather just do hobbies like gardening or jogging?

>> No.12888284

>>12884145
>start your own business that creates value
Give some examples.

>> No.12888311 [DELETED] 

>>12888189
can confirm there is im literally living off of them thanks to the free government gibs dpt

>> No.12888337

>>12888189
The UK has one of the most understanding neetbux systems on earth. You can even get a vw golf mobility vehicle if you are fat enough apparently. Maybe in the us you need to turn it up a notch to get the neetbux. Do you get neetbux for having hiv? It's a condition that anyone can get and with modern medicine keeping you alive it could be quite comfy. Otherwise try to move to a more neet friendly country like Canada or Sweden. I have often dreamed of going to a place with snow but my mum wouldn't like it and she is the one who pays my allowance and cooks and cleans for me. The good boy points system has kinda forced me to grow up and shower and brush my teeth and change my clothes but I know I am not 100% ready for life out on my own

>> No.12888382

>>12888311
Well done anon. They are there for a reason

>> No.12888431 [DELETED] 

>>12884304
>that lives on the internet

i even tell strangers i meet in real life that "im from the internet"
wtf is wrong with me

>> No.12888468

>all living expenses paid for by state
>still earning undeclared money by selling commissions on the side
>already saved 10k in one year
feels good bros

>> No.12888474 [DELETED] 

>>12888382
what cryptos are u hodling?

>> No.12888484

>>12884825
Lies lol. 99% of neets aren’t learning or doing anything other than wasting oxygen and playing vidya.
>but I’m learning x and doing y with my time
You’d be a part of the 1%, a non useless neet

>> No.12888507

>>12884898
Kek this is literally free money

>> No.12888754

>>12888474
Will buy BTC when bitfinex finally fails and tether blows up. My take on the BTC chart is a 1634 low. I have spent a lot of time on this matter.

>> No.12888790

>>12888484
Hey wagie you sound a bit mad. Has Mr shekelstein been forcing you to work extra long hours in that wage cage? Have you realised that you will work that job of yours for another 40+ long mind numbing years? Are you watching your life slip away?

The good news is there is salvation. You can become a NEET. Start by researching the benefits you can get from your government. They aren't just for black people - you can get them too

>> No.12889269

>>12884898
This

>> No.12889422

>>12884123
This is what happens when you grow up without a father. It’s the male equivalent of girls with daddy issues. Not wanting to work is fine, but staying at home playing video games and watching porn all day is beyond pathetic.
> Inb4 NEETs have the time to travel around the world, become world class violinists and find the cure for cancer!!!111
Perhaps that’s true for 1% of you, but the vast majority of NEETs are basement dwelling dopamine addicts who waste their lives. You don’t achieve anything worthwhile or add any value to the world. It truly is sad.

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>>12889269
Pajeet, please stop this

ITS A SCAM

ITS A SCAM

ITS A SCAM

ITS A SCAM

ITS A SCAM

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>>12889422
Completely untrue, we are actually the super race. This thread has uncovered the rage that wagie labour produces. Its very sad to see so many people trapped in a world of slavery and serfdom, when the release from suffering is as easy as filling out a few forms at the local government office our council or asking your parents for money. Why continue to live in such pain wagie?

>> No.12889510

Why do neets visit /biz/. You literally have nothing to invest and no income. Of all boards why would you come here.

>> No.12889604

>>12889510
I estimate 60% of Biz are neets. Success in crypto creates neets. Being a neet creates crypto dreams. Working a wagie job is the exact opposite of Business & Finance. It's Slavery & Serfdom.

>> No.12889638

>>12889493
I’m not a wagie, I run a small business with 3 employees. I was a NEET for 2 years after high school, I know what it’s like. Yes, it was comfy, but I’m enjoying life way more now than I was back then. I think the “problem” with most of you guys is that you have no/little drive and ambitions in life. That’s why you can’t understand why people would want to go outside and do things with their lives. I honesty feel bad for those of you who think the NEET lifestyle is the best life has to offer.

>> No.12889643

>>12884208
Then start a YouTube channel about anime and YouTube and see if you can profit you stupid neet

>> No.12889658

>>12889604
Where do neets derive a sense of purpose for living? As a wagecuck I'm honestly curious.

Is the goal really just to play video games and watch anime every single day? And if you want company, what then, what woman would pair herself with a neet with no prospect of a sustainable future. I feel like the only thing awaiting you in neetdom is despair.

>> No.12889664

All you neets keep saying "be a neet", but when I ask "How do you pay for food and get by?" the answer is always "My mom pays for me and does shit".

I CAN'T JUST GET A MUM, WILLING TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING, WTF MATES.

>> No.12889686

>>12889658
Too stupid to understand that everything has a price.

>> No.12889691

>>12884123
>get a government house, benefits and a good graphics card for your pc.
my shithole country offers none of that
>earning enough good boy points with mum
I do, don't pretend is not also degrading.

>> No.12889714

>>12889658

you derive a sense of purpose from your shitty job?

i fucking hate people who say they'd be bored if they didn't have a job to go to

fucking braindead fucks

>> No.12889719

>>12884898
Kek as a neet I like this

>> No.12889767

>>12889664
I was raised by a single mother (more like I was given away to my grandparents to be raised and she showed up when I was 15 to boss me around as they died).
I dunno if it weights on her that she dumped me with her parents when I was a baby, but she gave me around 16, 000 and up to 25,000 to basically take care of the house, utilities, groceries, her cars, the yard, minimal accounting stuff and the like. Aside from my regular high school, and eventually college, duties.
I went away like 5 years ago and ended pennyless (well, not really, I did not spend my savings/investments or the small sum my grandparents left me, I was just at a point where I was gonna be homeless and jobless) so I came back a year ago. I will go on to get a job after my Masters degree, which I just enrolled to and which she is paying, but dunno if I want to keep being her butler after that.

>> No.12889779

>>12889767
oh btw the 16k - 25k were given to me on a weekly basis to cover my expenses as well as to keep her house in good conditions

>> No.12889798

>>12889714
Does every job have to be shitty? Granted a lot are, but is it that unfathomable to you that it's possible to find a job that you don't hate and holy shit possibly enjoy?

>> No.12889803

>>12889658
>>Is the goal really just to play video games and watch anime every single day?
Pretty much. The fundamental goal of most sane NEETs is just to be entertained, and the easiest path to that is through media. There are plenty of other routes, but they all fundamentally boil down to "hobbies", because anything you do for the purpose of income is really just a job.

It's theoretically possible to be a NEET in spirit while also making money from your hobbies, but this is extremely rare, and often just results in the worst thing possible, which is turning something you once loved into a chore.

>And if you want company, what then, what woman would pair herself with a neet with no prospect of a sustainable future.
What man would ever want a woman when the system is so heavily weighted against him, and natalism is a cancer? As a woman, sure, I don't see much point being a NEET when you can just be a "homemaker" and get your executive husband to hire a maid.

>> No.12889858

>>12884284
that's why being a business owner or freelancing is superior to both. You have more money than both and more free time and self respect than the wagie

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>>12889803
Well spoken anon

>> No.12889878

>>12889798

exchanging time for money is always shitty... i don't care what the job is

anything that becomes an obligation disgusts me

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>>12889691
Good boy points are the most degrading part of thew whole thing, but you just need to lower your expectations.

My goodboy points system is:
10 points - having a shower
30 points - light clean of room
10 points - actually washing my hair (this was introduced because i was showering without washing, we fought over this)
10 points - being quiet when mum is with her boyfriend
15 points - talking to grandma on the phone

>> No.12889905

>>12884898
Thanks pal you changed my life tonight

>> No.12889976

>>12889767
So again, you need a mum willing to give you money.

How's any random wagie supposed to become a NEET again?

>> No.12890015

>>12889976
If you are sufficiently attractive get a sugar mommy
Otherwise, though luck bro
Look, is not that great buddy, sometimes I hope I don't one day take my rifle and just open fire at a Black Friday crowd, other times I hope I don't kill my mother and stuff her in the oven, and yet other times I just sit in the yard's gazeebo at night trying to contain all my rage and despair.

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>>12889976
Its very simple, you either
1) Get benefits from the government (they have unlimited money)
2) Get money from mum (she can get the money from a job, benefits or her boyfriend)

There are plenty of options here. The key is you never let shekelstein ruin your life again. Too many people on this board are afraid to follow their dreams. Do you have any idea what it is like to wake up to freshly downloaded hentai torrents or the latest JAV (yes - uncensored) and fap for hours before emerging gloriously from your room to eat a delicious breakfast at 3pm? You will NEVER be able to emulate this while you are thinking about work - it isnt possible to get this level of complete relaxation and separation from all the worries of life. Between my mum, her boyfriend and eventually government benefits, I can see no reason to ever work again. I did have a job once doing data entry but I only did it for 3 days because it was a waste of time. Remember - life is what you make it.

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>>12889803
Would you say then the fundamental goal is to not take up any form of responsibility.

>>12889904
Is this not just another form of a freelance job. You have to do things you wouldn't normally want to do (exchanging time) for points (money).

>>12889878
You do know the only obligation you have is to yourself. You can always quit any job you don't want to do right? Neetdom justification seems to just be another form of sour grapes. You justify getting to do whatever you want with your free time but due to your lack of resources your options are inherently limited. So whatever you can do, ends up being what you want to do. Porn, Anime, Movies..as long as it's free. You don't want to put in the work to experience some of the finer things in life.

>> No.12890138

>>12890073
You sound jealous that you're not a NEET to be honest. Why can't you take the leap? What's holding you back? Are you worried what people will think of you? Too ashamed to piss in a bottle while gaming? Too proud to ask mum for some cash?

>> No.12890168

>>12890138
You got me man. I chuckled. There is a part of me that envies a person with no shame. I will give you that.

>> No.12890173

>>12890073
not him, BUT

>not take up any form of responsibility
the only responsibility you take is that of making sure you suffer less in this shitty ass place and enjoy yourself as much as possible

>another form of a freelance job
yes. however, no other job has so low expectations of you
also, no if you live off gubmint gives

>You can always quit any job you don't want to do right?
those jobs usually don't pay nearly enough as full NEETdom, demand more, and are not guaranteed. if you have a giving government/mum that's all you need.
your boss can also fire your ass whenever he sees fit even with no fault on your part simply because the economy went wrong.

>sour grapes
at least for me, yes. if it was easier to get a well-paid, secure job I would not NEET.

>your options are inherently limited
so are yours. and the same for all others. NEETdom is palliative care, not a panacea

>You don't want to put in the work to experience some of the finer things in life.
didn't chose to be born into this, but now I am cursed to ride a stinky ape body pumping with preservation instincts. living sucks, suicide sucks.

>> No.12890191 [DELETED] 

>>12889604
almost every single wagie ive ever known never invests their money into anything
they just live paycheck to paycheck
and blow their money on alcohol just to feel better about being wage slaves

>> No.12890297

>>12884898
Kek this is ez gains

>> No.12890533

Waging in 2019 kek

>> No.12890559 [DELETED] 

>>12890533
is it bad or just my mental illness kicking in that when crypto makes me a mini-millionaire in the next few years - getting a job at a restaurant just to meet ppl, is that a bad thing?

i mean i could quit at any time but literally 99% of my social interactions are on 4chan and discord
i got zero irl friends basically and maybe getting a wage cuck job could maybe change that?
wat think pls halp

>> No.12890573

Why the fuck does the government take so much money out of your paycheck? It is absolutely ridiculous. I wanna be a neet again. Nothing ever happened and I am fine with that.

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>>12890559
>when crypto makes me a mini-millionaire in the next few years

>> No.12890642

>>12884123
Was a NEET for a year but quite because I love my mom and dad.

Me think only cruel and evil-nature people can be a NEET and leeching off their parent.

>> No.12890842
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12890842

Kill me

>> No.12890874

>>12890842

What's that 7.25 an hour.

>> No.12890990

>>12884898
Kek this is legit the easiest money

>> No.12891174

>>12884234
chris?

>> No.12891305

>>12886474
Find a marketable skill and develop it.

>> No.12891357

>>12884898
holy shit its actually real. thanks man

>> No.12891372

>>12891357
Already made 9 eth kek

>> No.12891415

>>12891305
but what is a marketable skill? Can you give some examples?

>> No.12891468
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Just lost my job and became a neet today...

>> No.12891628

>>12891468
Welcome

>> No.12891719
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12891719

Wagie wagie in a cagie
All day long you sweat and ragie
NEET is comfy
NEET is cool
NEET is free from work and school
Wagie trapped and wagie dies
NEET eats tendies, sauce and fries

>> No.12891793

>>12890874
It's 9.65 and the tax for the tips

>> No.12891879

>>12891719
omg, those are some great tenders there

>> No.12891934

>>12891719
keked and saved

>> No.12892108

>>12884898
I CANT TELL IF THIS IS LEGIT OR NOT

IF YOU REALLY CAN DOUBLE YOUR MONEY THEN BY LAW OF ARBITRAGE THE PRICE SHOULD BE PUMPING MORE ON TRUECHAIN UNTIL IT REACHES EQUILIBRIUM WITH OKEX

>> No.12892126

Serious question, how does one become a NEET and live off the government

>> No.12892140

>>12892108
Welcome to the good life where money is free fren

>> No.12892142

>>12892108
Its legit

>> No.12892147

>>12884898
Now I'm buying the tendies mom

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>>12892140
>>12892142
kys nigger

https://etherscan.io/address/0xeafc8bba99e9b3621c04bf578407511f272ccdca

https://etherscan.io/address/0x24f0b0912c97b46c9c4778f4b960b4ed2b022c0f

>> No.12892280

Here's the thing about neets

You say you live like a king but even kings had to keep themselves occupied

They would go on hunts, wage wars, throw extravagant parties, one Chinese emporer became a marine biologists because he knew that without a hobby he would go insane

If you have nothing to strive for in life, no purpose to fulfill, it will drive you insane

>> No.12892284

>>12884898
https://etherscan.io/address/0xa8bdc8882987a3ed83d8030f08d64479f1eff731
>47 txns
kek

>> No.12892300

>>12892280

My hobby is 4chan.

>> No.12892715

>>12890842
Kek

>> No.12892744

>>12892280
It's trivial to create long term goals for yourself. You can learn a language, learn an instrument, learn to draw, there are an absolutely insane amount of skills you can develop for almost no money.

>> No.12892800

>>12886900

Can't talk you out of it; I recommend it. Seems to be the unspoken option in these NEET vs wagecuck arguments and that's part-time work.

I've done it before and currently looking to do it again (permanently). If you stop buying shit you don't need or things to feel better about full-time jobs stealing your time/energy, generally you can live really well still off 3 or 4 days a week.

My health is amazing when I work fewer hours, I still get the contrast of work so I really enjoy my time not at work and it keeps my pay in the much lower tax brackets so I'm not slaving for the government to the same extent.

>> No.12892831

>>12884503
>>what about porn?
>What about it?
>It caters to all my fetishes so why would I buy the cow if I can have the Milk for free?
Honestly dude. Some of the new VR porn is really annoying with the controls but if you get past that its pretty mindblowing where we are at right now. So porn is really making me content with neet life since it is so cost effective just gotta get a vr and a good vr phone(4k screen on phone). or gpu.

>> No.12892878

>>12884123
I've been a NEET for about a year now because I can't handle wage-cucking in shit jobs for more than a few months. I'm thinking of going to school just to get the fuck out of this life. The social isolation makes everything feel so empty, even "productive" hobbies and educational pursuits.

>> No.12892881

Working in 2019

>> No.12892946
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You NEETs are fucking pathetic. We can use our collective NEET energy and put it to good use to build our own businesses.

I started my own small business 6 months ago and right now my cashflow net profit is around $3,000/month. It's not anything to brag about, but its something, and I am extremely proud of what I've done. If things continue and I scale it up, I can start living on my own.

As a bonus, my business allows me the creative freedom I always wanted. When you work for someone else, you are forced into a specific role and the business is immutable. With your own business you have complete creative freedom to express it.

Since my business is completely done on the internet, I can move whereveer I want. Once I get enough money I'll probably move on south to the beach, live on the beach and do my business.

Someone with their own business is infinitely more wealthy than a wagecuck. Your own business is yours, no one can take it away from you except the market.

Building your own business offers you to actually rise and surpass the wagecucks. Owning your business allows you to ascend the wagecuck life.

In fact I'm surprised there isnt a Business-owner general on /biz/ yet. It's really fucking pathetic that all we have on here are angsty idiots making dumb posts about crypto 24/7. Crypto won't turn bull for another 2 years or so, we have a ways to go.

But seriously NEETS, you should put your energy towards your own business. It doesnt have to be something big, just start small.

>> No.12892963

>>12892946
Starting your own business is great at first, then you run into all the fucking headaches that come with it. Hiring employees who aren't worthless, dealing with all the fucking paperwork so you don't get buttfucked by taxes, if you enjoy this bullshit you can make a decent living off it.

Personally, I'm happier with making 500 bucks a month for 10 minutes of work a day, tax free.

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>Sell many coins sir, very nice
>Set up own porn site, NEET Pajeet teet.com and dating site, Meet NEET Pajeet teet.com
>Make enough rupee to have every toilet removed from home city
And that sirs is how I made it, and I'm going to teach you for only 999 of my new SUPERrupee coins.

>> No.12892985

>>12892963
>Employees and taxes

Well first of all, with expansion and scaling always has issues. You dont have to hire employees, and you hire a CPA to handle the taxes.

But it all comes down to automation. You automate as much as you can.

In fact now is the best time to start your own business, you can literally outsource half of your business if you have the money.

Like with my business, I'm outsourcing some of the load already to a VA.

This is the beauty of the internet and money. If you have money and you are smart, its very easy to make more money with it.

Alot of people just fall into the trap of spending their money once they start earning it. Even business owners. They get cocky and start taking lavish vacations.

But if you're a NEET, and you have discipline, you can rake up serious gains bro. You have no family, dont take vacations, live on a barebones NEET life while working on your business. I mean hell,I saved up a good amount of cash with my cashflow on my NEET-ish life. I do an AirBNB , private room for mad cheap. No family, no g/f or anything.

>> No.12893007

>>12892978
not sure if this is directed to me, sorry if i sound like a shill. Im not advertising anything, Im just saying we should have a NEET-to-business-owner general on here

for just an ACTUAL business owner general. In fact I think it existed like 3 years ago before the crypto madness took over.

>> No.12893118

>>12892946

Would you hire me, a NEET, to help you out then anon?

So that I can get enough starting capital to try something of my own eventually.

>> No.12893135

ok, i'm a neet, but i'm poor as fuck. I can get some shitty factory job or wait for goverment help to hopefully be approved and start working to an ICT degree. I'm running out of money, and the goverment might take another 2 months. If even approved.

What do?

>> No.12893188

>>12893118
No, out of principle. I want you a fellow NEET like me, to use your NEET energy and becom what you are meant to be...a business owner.

If you absolutely need starting capital then I suggest getting a job or doing some freelancing like on fiverr/upwork. Save up your money then you can start doing your business on the side.

But there are business you can do with little to no starting capital.

Fuck the wageslaves and fuck Mr. Schekelberg.

>> No.12893221

>>12893118
In fact what got me going was thinking small not big. How much do you really need to live on your own? I did the calculations: On a bare minimum, real barebones, the magic number is around $2,100 a month with an estimated average rent of $1,000 for a studio/1 bedroom apartment, depending on where you live.

That comes out to around $25k/year. That's it.

>> No.12893259

>>12893188
What are you doing anon?

>> No.12893306

>>12893188
>>12893221

You're a private business owner who happened to be unemployed at some point. You are not a NEET in spirit.

>> No.12893325

>>12892280
Kings didn't have access to internet

>> No.12893329

>>12889422
Spoken like a true wagecuck. You're making Mr. Shekelstein rich and probably doing some menial task that's redundant and about to be automated by computers in a few years, I could probably write a computer program that's more useful than you. We NEETs let Nature run its course

>> No.12893337

>>12891719
Based AND redpilled

>> No.12893408

>>12893259
ecommerce

>>12893306
Being a NEET is a blessing in disguise, you are given the motivation to build a business and stick it to the wagecucks and Shekelbergs. But you cannot exist as a NEET forever. Its a dead end.

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>>12885997
GREAT TIER here
Feels good. I enjoy my part time job, have plenty PLENTY of time to work on my side projects. I'm motivated to get up but I don't feel forced, so it means I don't spend all my day sleeping (unless I feel like it.) I think this lifestyle is as close to being NEET as you can get without being NEET. Just work a few hours a week, still save and not a recluse, so you have an "in" to do fun stuff. Yeahhhhh.

>> No.12893474

>>12893443
It really depends on what your part-time work is. If it's not online, it's garbage straight away.

Personally, I put in maybe 10 minutes of "work" a day that is about as complex as searching on Google to make a reasonable wage, and I could take a year off tomorrow without even noticing it because I have no commitments. There's a lot of freelance stuff that's just as bad as having a real job, and even shit like investing does bring with it stress when your stocks go down.

>> No.12893626

>>12892946

What's ur business. Please dont say consulting.

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>>12890191
Yep - this is the sad truth. Wagie existence turns good men into degenerates. Funnily it is only the NEET who can actually lead a pure life. There is a long history of such people - priests, wise men and rabbis who eschewed all gold and things material and separated themselves from society in order to achieve a deep spiritual understanding. In many ways the NEET is the modern day counterpart of these people, wielding the most powerful knowledge machine ever known to man - the internet. Whether the NEET chooses to gain knowledge in gaming, hentai, anime, natural science, economics or image boards is not the point. The key here is they are searching for knowledge and following their inner voices. This is a positive trend that has already gained traction in Europe and will spread the to USA this century. They key here is that the government redistributes the money from wagies and rich people to the NEETs to allow us to continue pursuing knowledge

>> No.12893806

>>12889604
I literally work in business and finance

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I just need to spend 4 more years to pay off my mother's mortgage. But staying at home doing nothing but browse 4chan feels more like a luxury than ever. I don't even work that many hours but the amount of work I have to put in tedious. Sometimes I second-guess myself when everyone I've seen is debt-ridden but they are enjoying the good lifestyle. Food, drinks, going out to parties and whatnot. All I have to show for is a meager account and a paycheck thats gone in days. I don't know whats the right option. But I feel like becoming a neet for me is a real aspiration than ever.

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>>12891719

kek

>> No.12894451

>>12890073
> neetfox acknowledges the futility of taking grapes, takes an apple ang goes home
> Wagecuck jumps at the tree 10hrs a day to eventually pick one grape.
Shekelstein bites 45% off, wagie has what's left for dinner and goes shitposting how awesome grapes are.

>> No.12894489

>>12892946
what do yo do?

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>>12892280
> wagecucking is a hobby

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>>12891174
Yes sonichu here

>> No.12894589

>>12884898
This is free money feelsgoodman

>> No.12894599

>>12892280
> slaving for shekels(tein) = purpose
C O P E

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>>12884898

>> No.12894699

>>12886100
>t.
fag

>> No.12894718

>>12886746 I was very average looking and now am much better looking, seen both sides and i feel your pain

>> No.12894747

>>12888258
love every bit of it

>> No.12894768

>>12884123
The only reason I’m a wagie is because I like having my own apartment and I like having a gf. Also, I can’t bring myself to allow other men, better men to pay my way in life. Just seems like a cucked way to live.

>> No.12894784

>>12888258
>so many good games to play (...) nowadays
That’s gonna be a yikes from me senpai.

>> No.12894976

>>12884241
Call center bro

>> No.12895004
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>>12893474
What is your "job" mine involves going to a location through heavy traffic a few times per week which I could do without honestly, but the work itself is rewarding and I feel like I am doing good by being there, and connecting with people.

>> No.12895386

Wagies

>> No.12895531
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12895531

>made mistake of having kid at 21 and becoming wage slave
>lose friends due to working all the time
>pay child support of 30% on kid who wants nothing to do with me
>Be 30 now
>barely make $14/hr at high stress job
>work 50+ hrs a week
>never learned skills so turned down for every job
>on my off time all I do is sleep and play video games
>no social life and no gf because no time
>keep being told by people how noble it is that I'm miserable and working
>unironically envy NEETs and the fact they will never regret wasting their life at a job they hate

Is it too late for me?

>> No.12895538

>>12886141
>in the EU
there are 27 countries which each have their own unemployment benefit system
>120 euros
is nearly a full month min wage salary in the balkans, but barely gets you drink in a bar in norway

>> No.12895612

>>12892946
You're still a NEET.

You are "Not in Education, Employment, or Training".

Anyone who isn't a wagecuck is a NEET.

George Soros is a NEET.

>> No.12895645

>>12895531
sucks man, you rent? You pay child support?

>> No.12895675

>>12888484
Not saturday yet weagie. Get back to work

>> No.12895685

>>12888484
I programmed a bit, did duolingo went running and got food, eating a salad now.

>> No.12895724

>>12894768
>Just seems like a cucked way to live.
what? it's literally the opposite

>> No.12895842

>>12895645
Paying child support. My pay at the end of the month after car payment, insurance, and phone is $200. I use $100 of that in portfolio. I give my mom the other $100 to let me live in the attic. Lol

>> No.12895955

>>12895612
This is some serious NEET cope

>> No.12896222

>>12895955
Lool

>> No.12896450

>>12890842
Jesus bro, I hope you’re 15 or something...

>> No.12896470

>>12895955
More like wagie cope

>> No.12896535
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12896535

What are some good frugal tips to save money during NEET life?

I already do the following

>only flush the toilet once a week to save water
>steal toilet paper from fast food bathrooms
>never use AC/heating. Either strip to almost naked or wear extra layers
>get lunch everyday at Publix when they give away the free samples at 3pm
>consume the fish I catch from a local canal. Usually bass or tilapia

>> No.12896650

>>12884898
You actually changed my life with this. Thank you so much for sharing man. Reply with your MEWW and I'll be generous for this. Seriously. God bless man.

>> No.12896727

>>12884247
>.com

>> No.12896751
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>>12884123
wage cvcks eternally btfo

>> No.12896782

As a neet do I want spicy tendies or non

>> No.12896883

>>12884145
capitalism is a means of transfering money and time from the poor to the wealthy.

>> No.12897076

>>12896751
greekTrue

>> No.12897380

>>12891468
How's it feel on day 2?

>> No.12897825

>>12894451
Grapes are bad for neetfox anyways OwO

>> No.12897972

>>12895538

In most eu countries france germany etc minimum wage is what you would have got on welfare and 1/2 welfare extra.

>> No.12897998

>>12884175
>camwhores
>paying taxes

>> No.12898014

>>12884208
Are you retarded? Video games are designed to be played by fucking 5yr olds..and wtf do you mean by “good at anime” just fucking die you silly little twat.

>> No.12898053

the cope in this thread. pathetic.

>> No.12898285

>>12898053
What do you expect from here

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>>12884744
That poor creature needs a PC.

>>12884336
>this is what the wagies in cagies actually believe

>> No.12898411

>>12895531

I've read stories like this a thousand times but it's like my mind still wants to believe this shit only happens in movies or MGTOW comments sections.

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12898570

Vote for Andrew yang so we can get those delicious neetbux.

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>>12898411
OP here. This is an interesting point - the NEET crossover with MGTOW. Personally, I can't really relate to the MGTOWs as a NEET because I haven't had a lot of experience with girls apart from my mum, some girls at school, anime and porn. I have never kissed a girl properly but have had sex with a prostitute when my mum went on a holiday to Blackpool with her boyfriend. The sex was interesting, but I do find online porn and cams better. The idea of having to work for a roastie makes little sense to me - the obvious solution to the MGTOW situation is to turn the tables on the roastie and have her provide financial support. I really think a lot of these MGTOWs are looking at the girls as enemies when they should be seeing them as sources of NEET supply. My ideal woman would be japanese, old enough to have a good job to earn money (25+), and a good cook. I see the relationship working so that I would stay home and work on my projects while she would go to work and earn the money. Although I would fend for myself while she is out of the house, I would expect her to do the cooking when she gets home. Also, she would need to earn enough to have a cleaner come to the house if she cannot do cleaning because this is not something I am good at - I dont want to waste 3 hours of my day cleaning a toilet. Again, the reason this needs to be the case is because I am like a priest, monk or rabbi and can't deal with money or work and need to be left alone to pursue my interests. Also my girlfriend would need to have respect for my time and my interests. At the very least she would need to enjoy - anime, hentai, some porn, gaming (every kind tabletop, online, fps etc), chans, science, some sci fi, fantasy and also speak fluent english and Japanese. In this scenario my mother would be visiting on occasions and could also help out around the house and provide financial support if required.

>> No.12898647

>>12898594

I'm with you. Why dont people understand that these are all reasonable and realistic demands from someone such as yourself.

>> No.12898875

>>12898647
Kek normies

>> No.12898945

>>12890559
Sounds reasonable anon. Good for you that you decided to step out of your comfort zone. Humans are social animals and need other humans.....eaven though 99% of people are boring af but we all still need interaction...

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>>12898594
here read this friend this might help you.

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>>12884304
>my dream as a kid was always to be a basementdwelling NEET that lives on the internet.

wtf, are you me fren?
>tfw living the dream

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>>12887628

>> No.12899102
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>>12898959
Will this get me a Japanese girl etc? I cbf reading that.

>> No.12899370

>>12899102
No

>> No.12899616

>>12890842
nigger I am not and hopefully will never have to work my ass to the dusty bones 70-90 hours in a damned 2 week period for almost just $600

>> No.12899732

>>12899616
Someone's a poorfag

>> No.12899826

>>12884123
i sing myself to sleep with this in the morning while listening to my wagie neighbors leaving for work. it's very soothing.

>> No.12899827

>>12898053
LMAO

>> No.12899884

>>12898594

Absolutely based. I hope you get your dream GF anon.

>> No.12900244

>>12899884
Maybe a virtual gf

>> No.12900416

>>12884898
Literally free money

>> No.12900568

>>12898647
They just expect too much i guess

>> No.12900640

>>12884352

based and NEETpilled

>> No.12900793

>>12888337
>having
If your mom and her boyfriend disappear tonight, forever, leaving only a fortnights worth of sustenance for you, what would you do?

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>>12898959
that was pretty EPIC anon. I rate it fren/10

>> No.12900956 [DELETED] 

BIZ FINANCIAL ADVISORY ALERT

>>12900811
>>12900811
>>12900811
>>12900811
>>12900811

>> No.12901146

Neet life

>> No.12901318

>>12898594
Rooting for you OP

>> No.12901506

Get a job losers

>> No.12901731

Haven't worked for 9 years kek

>> No.12901841

>>12884230
based

>> No.12901850

>>12901731
richard please release the testnet

>> No.12901867

>>12894666
I was in this thread. How did the good old days slip by so quickly..

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>>12884898
Op here. Hey ScamAnon, tell us about your scamming.Are you a NEET who does this part time or is it a full time thing? Is scamming like this profitable? Also is there any chance that people will find out like your mum?

>> No.12902075

>>12884175
RAGIE WAGIE STAMPS HIS FEET

>> No.12902079

Only investors will survive once the ai takes over.

>> No.12902081

>>12884175
> wagecucks respect whores
The absolute state

>> No.12902339
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>>12884175
Listen up wagie, I have a few things I need to explain to you. The first is about life. One day you are going to turn 65 and realise that not only have you wasted your life wage cucking, but you don't actually have enough money to retire. You will have yet another 5-10 years left under Mr Shekelstein's son (his name is Shekelstein Jr but to you he is simply known as sir). As you hobble around on your walking frame, trying to get to your wagie cage you will probably realise that you have completely wasted your life in Shekelstein's business. There will be no golden watch for you, there will be no pension and the only thing you will have to remember your wagie life by is the back pain and permanent mental damage caused by working in that cage day in day out. Do you really think its natural to sit in a wagie cage all day with piss on the floor and security lock on the outside that only Mr Shekelstein can open? You know deep down that this moment is coming and you avoid it mentally but it doesnt change reality.

Meanwhile over in NEET land by that time I will be adventuring in even more exciting virtual worlds and spending my time with numerous with hot AI japanese waifus. I will probably still piss in a bottle while I am gaming, but I will also still be eating the world's most delicious tendies and having my every whim satisfied by my 90 year old mum and the loving government that will pay my way like it should. Now is the time I want to tell you the good news. You can have salvation. It is not too late to enter the kingdom. All you need to do is take all your hate, unhappiness and rage and turn it around to love the NEET lifestyle. Are you ready to accept NEETdom yet? Perhaps not, but thats ok. Remember that we will always be here on Biz waiting for you to finally come to us and live in the glow of mum's cooking and free gibs. We can help you here, but you need to want to be helped and be ready to make the leap.

>> No.12902910

>>12884208
helping mommy is a good thing, anon. be a kind human and everything is fine. i'd rather feed the friendly and helpful neets in my neighbourhood than sponsor useless and soul crushing wageslaves with tax money.

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12902929

>>12902339
>having my every whim satisfied by my 90 year old mum

Hopefully this will be me at 90 Anon.

>> No.12902940

I get to be an all-out NEET on weekends.

>> No.12902969

>>12884123
I'm a trust fund multi-millioniare and even I have to go get a normal job. I could theoretically just do nothing and play video games all my life forever but social obligations and self respect compel me to contribute to society.

>> No.12903109

>>12894451
>tree
>grapes

Grapes grow on a vine you fucking brain dead mongoloid.

No wonder nobody will give you a job.

>> No.12903415

>>12902940
Gotta upgrade fulltime

>> No.12904018

>>12903109
Neetfox does NOT care

>> No.12904223

Best advice to stop being a NEET?

>> No.12904241

>>12902969
also you get plenty of health issues if you do too much garbage lifestyle....money is only part of the equation, not the whole

>> No.12904331

>>12889798
I could enjoy some jobs, however, they'll require me to work 8 hours a day, without counting the meals. That's too much. Working 3-4 hour max a day for something you like could be acceptable. Potentially in the future that's how society will work. We are a transitional generation. And we are fucked in the head because of this dying system.

>> No.12904514

>>12904331
This

>> No.12905452

>>12904331
8 hours a day is casual shit

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>>12884123
So basically this OP?

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>>12905479
No idea what that movie is, haven't watched it. Pic related appears to be a neet in VR goggles, possibly spending time with time with his waifu. It also looks futuristic - as if the NEET is in the year 2050 or so. I expect that by this timeframe the number of NEETs will have grown and it will an expected lifestyle choice. One of the main issues with be sharing resources of mums - there will be many NEETs but possibly not enough mums to look after them. The current trend we are observing is for more Neetdom, however I really do question the commitment of millennial mothers to provide all the services required by NEETs, such as cooking, cleaning, washing clothes and whatever else is involved in home duties. If it turns out that millenial mothers are no longer willing to provide for budding NEETs, this does present a problem and it is likely that NEETs will be increasingly reliant on the state to provide these things. I think NEETS are going to become more selective and welfare payments to NEETs and housing will be considered the bare minimum for government to provide. In a perfect world, other things that I would expect the government to give me include: computer and graphics card (upgrades every 2 years), free internet as a human right, free electricity, free gas, free water, free mobile phone, free mobile phone plan, free travel card, food allowance, clothing allowance, medical care, savings bonus (so that I can build savings), gaming allowance. I realise that it seems like a lot when i list it like that but the world has changed and this represents the basic living requirements for people nowadays. I have left out other things that I think maybe go too far like holiday allowance and payments in return for doing exercise (this would be based on the idea that by exercising I am improving my health and would be less likely to consume healthcare).

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>>12884284
LMAO typical wagie mindset.
>I HAVE TO PAY TAXES FUCKING NEETS DOING THE THINGS THEY LOVE AND GETTING PAID TO DO THE THINGS THEY LOVE INSTEAD OF ANSWERING TO BRAINLET MIDDLE MEN WHO COUNT BEANS TO DETERMINE HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT THE THING THEY HIRED YOU TO DO
meanwhile in neet basement:
>wow I learned so much by freely researching theology and philosophy today. oh shit it's already 4pm lemme check my investments! haha! another green day noice. I'll celebrate by buying some alcohol to drink before going to the half price movie day at the local kinoplex to see battle angel aelita in imax 3D at 11 am to avoid mexican children and n**ros yelling at the screen for a reasonable 5 dollars. fascinating let me write a thesis statement based on my interpretation of the film after watching it today and then reading the screenplay. of course I'll be performing research on film content such as editing, dialogue, and special effects to further implement the themes of the film. whoa 6pm again how the time flies, oh another alert about my weekly payments, let me get some sleep so I can do my best again tomorrow.

ahh neet life is so rewarding and spectacular. I will always shed tears for the wagies who are nothing but lemmings to capitalism. maybe one day they will see with the clarity of the neet. but they are so busy with child, mortgage, and debt payments. woe is the wagie.

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>>12904331
This. I will only work max 4 hours a day at a min $100/hr rate. Get fucked otherwise. This is why wagies have seen any pay increases since the 70's, they have no respect for themselves.

>> No.12906869

>>12884898
Unironically just went ALL in kek

>> No.12907276

Being a neet is a way of life kek

>> No.12907307

>>12902969
Also, imagine looking back at your life as a NEET when you're old. Literally having achieved nothing significant. Just a meaningless life of dopamine addiction.

>> No.12907473

>>12907307
Give it 15 years anon

>> No.12907692

>>12893007
I mean there's /ent/

>> No.12908580

Crazy to see this thread still alive.

I've lived the NEET life and it's nice to a point. Made me miss socializing IRL.

Then, when I've been working a lot and super busy, I miss my NEET times.

A decent paying part time job may be a good balance in the long run.

Btw, my therapist never heard of the term NEET, so I explained it to her. That and hikkikomori. Gotta spread some NEET ideas.

>> No.12908816

>>12898014
>Designed to be played by 5 year olds
>You need to show them an ID to prove you are over 17 to buy some.

>> No.12908865

>>12884175
Then hire me, I'm an involuntary neet and nobody in my area is willing to give me a chance to even be a worker.

>> No.12908912

>>12907307
I hate to break it to you, but 99.999% of people will never achieve anything even slightly significant, and will never even be remembered in the footnotes of history.

And you're also assuming that achieving something will somehow be rewarding.

>> No.12909041

>>12903109
You moron see the Pic I replied to. No wonder you will die of low test trapped in the open space office.

>> No.12909115

>>12906121
>Tfw I charge $140 an hour for talking about feelings

>> No.12909456

>>12884208
Mommy won't be eternally around, neet...

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>>12905868
most based and neetpilled post ever

>> No.12910240 [DELETED] 

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>> No.12910274

>>12886474
Investing and/or programming. All other requires lots of social skills which many NEETs lack.

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>>12910240
BLATANT SPAM WHY DON'T MODS DO ANYTHING

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>> No.12910390

>>12889714
>calls others braindead
>probably sits on couch for 8+ hours a day

>> No.12910391

>>12899102
Why are you posting a japanese male?

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>>12890842
90 hours
>$660

>> No.12910452

Bittrex new exchange and free coins

In July 2017, Binance created it's own Token Binance Coin (BNB). Before they launched their exchange they did a sign up and referral programme where they gave out 1000's of token to people. Today those tokens are trading at over $10 each.

In April this year, Bittrex is opening a new exchange specifically aimed at the Asian market, called Bitsdaq, registered in Hong Kong. They are also doing a candy programme where you can get 1000's of their BXBC tokens for free,

You will receive 1000 tokens just for signing up using the link below.

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Then there is a 200 token DAILY reward for just login until 31st of March 2019. So if you sign in everyday of March you can get yourself another 6200 free BXBC Tokens.

You will get a referral code. If anyone signs up using your code then they will receive 1000 tokens and you will receive 500 BXBC per person.

If you do your KYC then you get another 5000 tokens.

This is all totally free money. It's possible to accumulate over 20000 free tokens by the end of March. Even if they are trading as low as $0.50 by the end of the year, that amounts to $10K. Imagine they are trading at half the value of BNB at the moment

Don't delay, register TODAY. Each day you wait will cost you a minimum of 200 tokens.
The exchange itself looks very professional and smooth. Nothing less than you would expect from a professional company like Bittrex

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>>12910226
may I spread blessings upon you as well my neet friend. since last posting I had drafted an analysis on the character arc and development of Django Unchained. currently I'm writing a case analysis for the faults in the Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, 558 U.S. 310 (2010) in regards to the bipartisan campaign reform act which ultimately tore the important act to ribbons. I also broke into the top 10% on some ranked games I play when I'm not just doin my neet.

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I've NEETed it up for almost 2 years. It was the best time of my life. Now I have an ok-job. The last one, I've had, was terrible. I kind of like my job but I'm not going to stop aspiring towards being wealthy enough for NEETdom. You have to make yourself imune against getting fired. I have to leave western Europe anyway sooner or later because everything here is going down the shitter. It's certainly not a place to become old.

Successful NEETs, I salute to you!

>> No.12910762

>>12884123
My neetdom comes to an end tomorrow.

>> No.12911049

>>12910452
BLATANT SPAM

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>>12910465
post your article anon- oh wait this thread is about to be archived :( Post it in a new thread. The /biz/ NEET tradition must not be forgotten by the unwilling wagies. We will permanently be in their minds as a reminder to their pathetic lives.
>>12910762
be brave friend, you'll be back in the good place eventually