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PHIIK MOONING

HURRY GET THE FUCK IN BROS

>>12887977
...BR

>>12887977
...IS

V T S A X

fuck its comfy man

>>12888009
BASED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUjDMdSwefk

lmao i hadnt seen this yet
that fucking nip and his CC scams holy shit
the sad part is i know people will actually do this

>>12887945
I want to be the blue bear. The entire crux of his personality is he says sorry, he’s an eternal penitent. He’s like St. Augustine or something.

>>12887945
I'm the I say sorry animal pal because I like to larp as an undercover C*nuck.

>>12887978

WHO LISTENED? LET ME GUESS NONE OF YALL YOU FAGS LIKE TO STAY POOR LMAO

I'm getting assraped on oil, and I closed my gold short and went long too soon man.

>>12888089
hooooly shit

DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

BUY TSLA RIGHT NOW

another thing, y'all betting on sesn and vktx and nvax

fucking, just buy gilead.
they literally cured HIV.
how is that not a solid bet?

>>12888100
i honestly thought you were kidding/being malicious about the long gold position m8

F

Are we getting tariffs tomorrow and red red red.

get in upwk before market closes or you will never make it

>>12888142
Yes pls

>>12888142

I sure hope so.

>>12888153
>>12888157
But if everybody cashes out we'll spike the dollar and then fucking gold will be worthless....

>>12888121
WHAT IS ELON TUSKS ANNOUNCEMENT

>>12888121
I have two shares I bought for ~290. what is elon going to announce today? he resigning?

PUMP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>12888166
thats what i was trying to tell ya m8 >>12885761 >>12887498

>>12888115
Thanks a lot, cunt. I'm scarred for life now.

>>12888075
me am of beaver
he has aspects of Sisyphus, never resting because he always building dam.
but he stakeboard am counter part of Ixion, chained to wheel that am perpetially moving.

those are aspects of trader me identify deeply with

>>12888148
sure i'll bite. performance over the past few days looks a little flat compared to previous weeks but i think it's a good product.

>>12888166

Then average down. You're a bagholder no?

NO NO NO WHY IS IT CRASHIBG!!!

>>12888208
DO YOU NOT STOP LOSS YOU FOOL???

>>12888202
they always do that before earnings

>Please capture...
>An impact statement is a 3-4 sentence summary of your high-level contribution to strategic objectives/goals and company culture. Think about your greatest accomplishments of the past year. What value did you bring to your work, your function, your team, and to the company? Where applicable, site metrics.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>12888214
seriously, if i hit even 7 percent+ i put in a stop loss to make sure i don't lose it until the new average becomes clear.

WHAT IS HE GOING TO SAY

>>12888220
ohhhh didn't realise earnings were TODAY

thanks for the tip

>>12888223
site those metrics boy

>>12888242

buyout

>>12888249
over 2,500 shitposts

>>12888242
ohhhhh am he gonna say it?

>>12888207
>avg down
>on a commodity that no one wants
pls
we cant let baggy kys himself

>>12888242
unironically just the N word

>>12888167
>>12888173
>>12888242

A. stepping down as CEO so he can troll the SEC without affecting price

B. taking it private

C. partnership with AAPL

D. a new car model/price change

Why aren't you investing in HP, /smg/? It's on sale.

>>12888280
i bet it's A or D

this last min massive selling on GPRO ;_;

>>12888269
Nah he's right just average down on the OTM call options that expire tomorrow. What's the worst thing that could happen?

>>12888291
>>12888280
>>12888242
not necessarily TSLA related

am i going to hell if i put all my money into coca cola and altria?

>>12888245
enjoy

It's bear time baby

>>12888295
well i guess at least they werent ITM

DONT BUY TSLA
I have been trading TSLA religiously for the past year and I can guarantee you that buying now will not be beneficial. Elon hates people that short his stock and this is another one of his stunts to pump and dump TSLA to hurt them.
Screencap this. You've been warned.

hi I'm elon musk here the announcement will be a massive investment in cannabis companies and its now legal to smoke weed in self driving cars

thank you
also first 10 people to tweet them smoking weed get a free tesla bye

>>12888306
no
god h8s third-worlders
this much should be obvious

>>12888318
correct

>>12888301
https://www.tesla.com/soon

>>12888306
no the opposite actually. The basilisk will give you a good present for your efforts.

>>12888318

>always do the opposite of what /biz/ says

Thanks just bought 30 shares

>>12888326
so its 100% a new product

>>12888318
speking of which, wouldnt doing something like this result in him ACTUALLY going to prison this time for securities fraud?

aye brehs brehs

VTSAX

buy and hold and make it to millions

VTSAX

>>12888295
>>12888269

> What's the worst thing that could happen?

Cup and handle and it gets a mini pump so he gets squeezed out of his shares or forks over top dollar to buy back.

>>12888344
>Implying that you can't pay off things like that with your 20 billion dollars
>Implying that they'd arrest of the greatest minds in tech today

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .1%, no time to trade today but for once I'm glad. Looking at today's chart I see a couple points where I probably would have botched it. My CAG, KO, n EAT are still doing work. GRATATATA

>>12888333
>Aleph
>111
Those digits

>>12888371
Nvax took me down 10%

>>12888371
me manged for make money somehow even though longed @ 279.20 like 10 times today kek

>>12888344
you cant arrest a guy who owns tunnel digging machines

>>12888371
Yet another sideways day

>_>

>>12888371
My SGMO went down. NVAX obviously took a hit
don't even want to go into more detail

Oh well I had been on a hot streak

>>12888383
did you sell or did you stay strong? I doubled down. Gonna be holding for a long time, but that's OK.

>>12888377
Choronzon won't leave me the fuck alone. GIB BABALON MOMMY I'M READY TO CROSS THE ABYSS

>>12888383
same

>>12888404
I'm too stubborn to let it go, I'll be on the ride for the long haul.

>>12888371
Flat @ -.11% today
SPKE has earnings coming up on the 4th, they need to keep adding residential customers!!

>>12888377

>>12888404
Doubled down as well, averaged down to 1.20

anyone have a feeling that the China trade talks are going to collapse? it wouldn't surprise me if they told Un to collapse the meeting for a pre-emptive fuck you, I would be shocked if they weren't in Kim's ear.

>>12888427

it's almost guaranteed

>>12888427
No. I think Trump will seal a deal to protect his next election chances.

>>12888370
>Implying that you can't pay off things like that with your 20 billion dollars
u wot?
elon doesnt have that kind of dosh. and most of wall st wants him strung up from a lamppost for that last scandal

>Implying that they'd arrest of the greatest minds in tech today
?!??
the guy didnt make anything tho
i guess he makes decent batteries, but thats it desu

>>12888392
that sounds like EXACTLY the kind of guy id arrest if i was trying to make a name for myself

>>12888427
looking forward to it, i didn't buy enough during december

>>12888427
The market has trade deals 100% priced in.
SPY will hit 200 when they fail

>>12888386
How can you post on 4chan for such a long time and still manage to type out this mangled mess? Fucking kneepad nigger

>>12888422
Is that a /co/ version of The Aleph? Gib link pls I still own GPRO

>ADSK beats by 10%
>Bought a share at 3:59
>Made $7 in 2 minutes

>>12888427

If it's not a nothing burger or a to be continued type of deal, highly likely.

>>12888450
i can already hear the unanimous cry of
"DDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

>>12888371

Complete shit day. Down 0.67%.

I'm going to go have a drink tonight. Maybe a Jai-Lai and sit by my fire pit.

>china deal fails
>war declared
>massive gopro sales for soldier helmet cams
>gpro spikes to $30
based

>>12888406
Good luck babe

What was the story with Lil' Kim? From my understanding Trump asked some dictator to give up the nukes and to hold free and fair democratic elections, but he politely declined. Are we going to deliver some American Democracy to the Norks and then just use the Korean Peninsula as a launder for all the American tariffs on Chinese goods?

>>12888469
>nuclear war happens between Pakistan and India
>strap GPROs to the missile
>live stream combat on twitch for donations with GPRO
>ISIS attacks with GPRO helmets on their suicide bombers so they constantly need more
GPRO $69 EOY

>>12888444
what if he escapes into the tunnels and launches to his moon colony and declares it an independent nation and threatens the world with space lasers and astroids

>>12888485
Lil Kim said he would give up certain nukes for the removal of certain sanctions
Trump said "lmao no" and left
truly the master of the deal

>>12888485
if I had to guess, Kim was hard line on Trump preemptively dropping a number of sanctions on NK and didn't get it so he walked, seemed like he didn't give a shit about this meeting

>>12888452
its just the Fantastic Four kek

>>12888451
me brain damaged ;_;
this unicornic how talk

>>12888167
Model Y and (((they))) run the SEC. Screen cap this.

>>12888427
Trump will either compromise badly or no deal

>>12888469
>>12888489
>GPRO will be responsible for more deaths than Lockheed Martin
>War will become new form of entertainment for billions because of GPRO

Keep buying SPKE as long as it's under $12
Or wait till earnings, I DEMAND they continue expanding their residential customer base

>>12888492
well then SECniggers are just gonna have to take their chances then i guesss

>>12888371

Okay day. Took some profit on GOOS.
Index shorts are in good position for the impending dump down (i think). Stopped out of New Flyer forever gain bus of the all profits. Boo.

This post has been brought to you by Gondola, the long bear of fence straddling.

GPRO going to $4

>>12888371
Up 1,08% and tomorrow I will invest part of my gains in fishing equipment for european catfish. Ready for the season!

>>12888550
as cool as that would be, the moment the general public got to see first hand what modern asymmetric warfare is all about would be the beginning of the end.

theres no painting what we do as good, no matter what you try

>+2.46 After Hours on bullshit cryptic tweet
ELON TUSK CAN'T BE STOPPED
FUCK THE SEC

>>12888318
>Elon hates people that short his stock and this is another one of his stunts to pump and dump
I've really never understood his obsession with stock price. Yes it's important, but it's completely secondary to having a fundamentally strong business. Unless TSLA is the ultimate pump and dump and he's really trying to get to $400 and dump everything to drop into SpaceX.

>>12888443
>I think Trump will seal a deal to protect his next election chances.

A shitty deal wouldn't help the markets. It has to be decent.

>>12888561
>>12888550
RKG how do you feel about calls on GPRO if it drops below $5?

>>12888561
your life points going to 0

>>12888568
you mean like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-gMMQTt5-c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MtXfwV8wUY

people already know dude, they think its cool

>>12888370
>Implying that they'd arrest of the greatest minds in tech today
Who's that? He's smart for sure, but more in the cult leader kind of way.

>>12888568

The war is hell and there are no good guys gestalt has been in place since the vietnam vets came home and told the tale. It's not new information.

TESLA BUYOUT!!!!!

>>12888599
gpro SHOULDN'T drop below 5.30 every again
DESU have no clue how for price options sorry :(

>>12888648

spy guy how much money are you working with if you trade spy daily and it only moves a dollar or two in either direction

>>12888648
faek

>>12888607
imageboard dwellers maybe. and through a screen i guess its just another cowadoody gaem.

but most people never even looked at bradleys leaks, nor read his statement
regardless, too much info about our current operations in the mideast will not ever be a thing that is willingly put out. theres too much they need folks in the dark about

>>12888627
doesnt change the fact that its gotten exponentially worse and more convoluted (and efficient)

>>12887945
What did Tencent mean by this?

>>12888648
faek an gay

>>12888660
not SPY guy but you can do some pretty serious damage on SPY with options

>>12888649
That's all I needed to know, thanks bby

>>12888671

Good lord I've been holding Tencent bags since last summer please set me free.

>>12888656
>>12888679
>>12888661

He said in the past he had funding secured at $420.

>>12888701
looks like the saudis double checked the balance sheet

20 minutes till TSLA party

>>12888660
am me SPY girl?
typically trade with about 50k to 300k
me want trade with 1 mil one day though but right now it way too risky

catching a whole dollar on SPY am crazy, it can potentially be 1 or 2k
pic related is about a $200 day and it was only catching pennies

>>12888371
up 1 percentile
BGS full recover past the gap down
moster and khc boost

>>12888723
HE'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN GOING TO TWEET

>>12888701
And these days $380 would be a reasonable premium. Plus he pretty much owns the board. This would allow him to say whatever he wants and not worry about the SEC, he'd never have to deal with people shorting his stock again, he'd be able to cash out some of his ownership to invest further into SpaceX which I think strokes his ego harder than TSLA and he'd be able to get himself cemented in a leadership role through the deal. I can absolutely see this being what he wants, I don't know who would be interested at this stage. Maybe the Saudis, maybe an existing auto maker.

>>12888696
don't worry I will buy your bags Tencent is undervalued and still a growing company.

>>12888723

>>12888371
0.05%. I don't even know man

>>12888744
If Tesla gets bought all

All in nio tomorrow morning

2019 has been a great year so far lads. Currently sitting at 11,309 thanks to weedstocks and JD rebounding a lil bit finally!

>>12888723
Do I say fuck it and go all in? It's only up 1.5% so far after hours? This could be a years worth of gainz overnight if it's a buyout. If he's stepping down as CEO would that help or hurt at this point?

>>12888783
>,
Go to bed Europe, we're talking TSLA here.

>>12888784
No harm in buying some, set stop losses. At worst you lose a few dollars, at best TSLA is 350+ in the next few days. If he steps down, price will drop then slowly recover.

>>12888799

>>12888784

Is DowDuPont being slept on, /smg/?

>>12888784
id say it would help, but the redditors and faggots in this stock would probably sell literally everything at once if he stepped down

>>12888799
yuros have the superior EV market. gas is impossibly expensive and they have way more red tape on environmental shit. as well as better EV manufacturers (that actually produce and sell cars too)

>>12888820
Yeah, fuck it. He never schedules his stock dumping tweets anyways. This is clearly a stock pumping tweet.

>>12888827
its been slept on for about 60 years now

>>12888451
>>12888529
At least it's not gay pirate like that actor guy.

>captcha is tractors
THANK FUCK

hexes GET

>>12888855
kek

>>12888865
dang it, it was supposed to stop loading at 1kb

GET FOR GPRO

RACE +1,36% afterhours
>why

>>12888878
NO

*dabs for /smg/*

>>12888888

>>12888888
>>

hexes?

>>12888896
u deserved it over this fagt >>12888888

I guess I choose the yellow Dog

>>12888908
TIMESTAMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppppppppppppppppp

how much lower will gold go?

2 minutes boys

2 MORE MINUTES

>bought the NVAX bottom

>>12888937
its goin OTC senpai

>>12888945
>>12888947
1 minutes guise! Hopefully this faggot doesn't get me margin called.

>>12888945

>>12888960
Prepare your anus

>>12888971
All I know is that I'm either going to be drinking to celebrate in a minute or I'm going to be trying to find a smack dealer to take away the pain. It's going to be a fun afternoon either way.

>>12888971
*pepper ur angus

>>12888980
>>12888971
>>12888966

>>12888980
im excited vicariously thru you desu senpai

>>12887945
Ctrl + F
REFR (0/0)
Not for long buddy BUY REFR
REFR is on SALE
REFR is the FUTURE
All in REFR and never look back

>>12888998
nice selfie senpai
ur waifu looks friendly
picrel is me irl desu

>>12889006
I thought the REFR guy just flew over my house.

>>12889001
whats happening, I just woke up
why people waiting for

what have you goys invested in this month

>>12889021

https://www.tesla.com/soon

WHY HASN'T HE TWEETED

>>12889035

Let the man finish his joint

>>12889035
He lit one up and forgot what time it was

>>12889021
Tesla announced a couple of minutes ago that the 35000 model 3 is here. He's excited for me because I went 5k of margin into them 15 minutes before an unknown announcement. I'm a little underwhelmed with the news, I guess we will see how the market takes this news tomorrow. Should see a good uptick though.

this is SEC fraud !!!!
get the trump on the line, we have to take this elon guy out

>>12889035
I'm pretty sure it was the 35k model 3 that he was referring to, it's live and available for order as of 2 pm.

>>12889021
anon went long on elons black magicks and were waiting to see if he gets BTFO or not

>>12889023
menes

>>12889058

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE IS THE BUYOUT

lmao TSLA trading halted probably until tomorrow

>>12889073
its dont

>>12889058
Down 3% after close

Hang in there buddy the market tomorrow morning will be happy to hear Elon is in jail because the sec deemed him negligent in market manipulation

It’s the $35000 model. Tomorrow might pop and drop. Still money to be made

I just received K-1 thing for SOYB and CANE

>>12889111
>still money to be made
>$20+ pump

>>12889091
unironically this tho
elon out would be good for that stonk long term

>>12889111
Yeah, I'm going to dump at open tomorrow and just be happy to get out ahead. I don't like holding margin for any longer than I have to.

>>12889120
You best be trolling

NVAX full recovery by the open tomorrow?

>>12889120
Elon is the only reason Tesla isn't at $100

>>12889152
idk, supposedly they have super new top shit vaccines but its not my bio horse for 2019 market

Is imgn the next nvax? I'm trying to get a rough estimate on when they'll release their report

UPWK not only beat, it turned a profit.

Daily reminder

>>12889136
no of course not
elon over-reaching and over-promising is part of the reason that stock could get rug pulled overnight
hes not a good CEO, and i dont think he has the balls to compete with more established, experienced execs from other major auto manufacturers. hes punching above his weight. sure, he convinced a bunch of redditors and boomers to pump his stonk to 300+ but as for actually accomplishing anything, not so gud. i appreciate his shenanigans because its fun price action, but hes an awful executive imo

>>12889161
your missing the point
it should be FAR less than $100 given the actual value of the company and the lack of shit theyve actually accomplished. the thought of holding TSLA long up here for an extended time makes me feel woozy. its like standing on the edge of a skyscraper.

>>12888245
they turned a profit +.03 per share

we mooning?

>>12889161
You are absolutely correct, BUT if you put shit in sexy package, it's still shit. If company is worth $3 but trades over 9000 on hype, it doesnt mean this price is right or healthy

>>12889177
see >>12889192

>>12889197
nor does it mean i wanna hold onto it for more than a quick flip

>>12889177
But wtf is this though?!

>>12889216
i pushed bili last week for earnings and they beat earnings and no pop

i pushed upwk for earnings not only did they beat earnings they turned a profit finally and no pop

what am i doing wrong? should i go back to investing into sn?

>>12889216
KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKI™LLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL™KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL™

about to pull out the big guns on NWL if it drops to low 15

http://ir.constructionpartners.net/news-releases/news-release-details/construction-partners-inc-announces-two-acquisitions

ROAD IS GROWING LARGER

I wonder if the original Scrugg's anon still lurk in these threads...

>>12889271
lol does anyone have AUIC-analysts report on them?

>>12889216
this french faggot better sell upwk on this conference call and not have it stagnant or fall tomorrow

>>12889288
and does he still post here?
he was one of my favs desu

also wtf happened to lunchbro?

>>12889288
I was the AUIC anal-yst but now I pursuing an MBA trying to actually break into the shitposting-with-money-at-memes industry

>>12889313
i think thats Meme-Master. someone shilled Taser yesterday, it think might have been him

>>12889321
BASTE
ur too good at keeping a low profile senpai

>>12889319
the SMG haters doxxed him and murdered him

>>12889319
He's been AWOL since late december. We think he moved jobs and is busy during lunchtime but nobody's seen hide nor hair of him since

>>12889172
Hmmm so they'll be doing several presentations at the end of the month, none of which are specifically about the results of the current study. Presumably if they were going to reveal that data before then they would have something about it at the conference, right? Which means it should be, at earliest, April before we get the results, right?

>>12889319
he have one lunch too many

>>12889336
STAHP IT
DONT SAY THESE THINGS

>>12889341
SAD!

>>12889323
>>12889332
thx guys
I am touched

I shilled AAXN yesterday.
The price action hasn't been great the last few months but the business is rock solid and full of promise.
The current macro data suggests we may be seeing a downtrend, so I would wait a little before starting a position

>>12889362
F
(reminder F goes in all fields)

Today was my last paper trading day. Tomorrow my real journey will begin!

>>12889319

You’ll never find him

>>12889390

Semper fi laddy and welcome to the suck.

>>12889390
wooooo
good luck anon!!!! me believe in you!!!!!!

>>12889393
I'll never stop looking

>>12889393
im literally shaking rn
STFU

NVAX MOONING
MINISTER YOU SATOSHI

>>12889403
>>12889407
Thanks lads

>>12889357
I think I'm right. With that in mind, I believe the right move is:
>Buy the dip they just had
>Write a call for the 20% premium
>Let it expire in two weeks
>Sell out the week before the conference
Low risk, good reward

>>12889407
inappropriate tbf
were i mourning over our fallen comrades

whoaa jcp too

upkw conference call over

its not up even 1 penny

>>12889236
Use stop loss orders to lock your profits in, and look for smaller gains. Dont hold out for huge % increases. 3-7%is just fine for an overnight trade

>>12889488
what profits? you see upwk?

good stocks just like good guys arent exciting.
people want bad stocks because of gambling mentality

>>12889529
I was more talking about bili, i made an 11% return on them this morning

>>12889236
>earnings beat
>no pop

That has been the story for most of February. It's part of the reason I am majority bearish right now. While bearish reversal has not occurred yet, the flat on good news and dump hard on neutral or bad news tendency is typical bear market behaviour. All the pump excitement and optimism from January is gone.

>>12889544
i didnt want to sell it because i thought it was going to go back up by end of the day like roku last week

but i had to take the 2.5% profit or i wouldve broken even

>be me™
>am 17% of threda now
>will be ~13% of the threda total if i stop now
that should fulfill my post quota for the week
пoзжe пидopы

>>12889444
he about embark on greatness adventure of his life! the only thing that died am his old self

>>12889560
very difficult to beat bagshouldersupreme
I think he hit 110 that night

>>12889560
keep posting so me can make new thread
this thread stupid

animal pal OP was dumbest idea every had -_-;

Anyone here invested in CRBP? Took a massive hit today due to a recent article on seeking alpha claiming fraud and a short to $0.50. Many are claiming it's a short attack, wondered if anyone here could chime in.

>>12889576
He'll come back! He has to!

>>12889577
whenever i go that hard in the paint on cuckchan i get retarded long bans. i really like this IP and it google cant into that its a boxxy so captcha isnt nearly as satanic desu

>>12889577
wait when market was open? or closed?
this makes a difference

>>12889606
late night smg

been pretty dead lately. nearly all the euro users are gone

>NVAX Up 10% after hours
>he sold at the bottom

>>12889417
>tfw I didn’t sell and averaged down

Look for value - never panic sell.

When there is blood in the water, buy. Especially if it’s yours

>NVAX

Let this be a lesson to everyone who doesn’t buy MNKD AND MAGNEGAS

>>12889660
I'm gonna laugh when it craters on you again tomorrow

Just bought 10k of VFIAX . Turned on CNBC and say everyone screaming about how we are over bought and the stock market is about to crash with GDP dropping fast from its previous 4%.

Did I just buy at the fucking top?

>>12889680
not even memeing you there's a good possibility

>>12888386
Can you post your trades for today please?

>>12888585

>Dump everything into SpaceX

That would be a meme for the ages.

>>12889680
Circuit breakers next week

>>12889680
yeah, better just sell that to me, Ill take it

>>12889680
Relax. Even if you buy at the top, if you FUCKING HOLD, you will make it.
https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/

>>12889633
>>12889645
>>12889660
literally a bot desu
also
welcum larry
<3

>>12889628
SAD!
that was fun. it was like my way to fill the gap left when kc went down. plus euros are a lot of the times not completely fucking retarded, and are actually aware of world events

miss the french guys too desu

>>12889628
Poor euro
The bunds died today

>>12889766
ruh roh

>>12889762
I’ve been here for a while fag. Don’t you recognize the smell?

>>12889766
sauce?

>>12889670
It may very do so - but at this point I’m only down $20 bucks and the free blowjob your mom just gave me has offset the cost so technically I have broken even after taxes

>>12889712
>not on robinhood

You’ll never make it

>>12889766
They did a long time ago when trump came for NATO and they let all their daughters get raped by African Muslims

>>12889780
lol
this is imposter larry
real larry kys'd himself and livestreamed it on his discord no one joined

>>12889804
ur better than i remember larry
HEIL NU-LARRY

>>12889797
Are you replying to the right post?

>>12888827
I think they are the future of agriculture. As soon as this new wave hippie organic fad dies and people realize gmo crops can feed the planet and make us healthier AND use less resources, its gonna take off. Definitely a long play though

>>12889829
no
hes just rapid fire posting off the quick reply
i do that sometimes desu

>>12889840
oh
ok

why tho

>>12889853
for increased velocity

>>12889701
Ill post them next thread kek
me trades today are hilarious

NVAX tanked today but that's all good news for me. Cause I bagged more shares on the mega dip for next to nothing. Now I've got 100 shares of it that's all primed for the gain. Hell even if it hits just $5 per that's $500 more for me. If it hits $16 per well that's just fine and dandy. Cause then the payoff will be $1600 vs my original $150.

Then the profits will really be a flying then cause I will sink it all into more of my good friend T and his fat divvy. 50 shares of T do I have now which is bringing me over $100 in Divvys. So $1600 or $500 it matters not to me, cause either way I'll be bagging more T without using my own money.

>>12889853
if ur fast you can get 3 per captcha

>>12889853
see?

>>12889876
>>12889887
>>12889891
oooooh

Lads. I think I’m done with leveraged etf’s. The only time I made money was on fucking pot stocks of all things. Trying to swing trade TVIX was my last attempt at making money money back.

>>12889936
TVIX am last resort of the desperate

>>12889936
Speculate on mining exploration companies instead

>>12889942
I just have to accept the fact I’m down 20%. Nothing I can do will change that. Lessons learned at the very least.

>>12889971
>>12889971
>>12889971
NEW THREAD

>>12889942
me am of make next OP, nothing personell

me make best thread every

>>12889977
>>12889977
>>12889977
>>12889977

>>12889926
every time i go for 4 the post cooldown runs out 1sec before the captcha runs out

>>12889936
>Trying to swing trade TVIX
theres ur problem
youre trying to swing trade a leveraged VIX ETF
VIX is the most chaotic thing in the whole market. you wanna trade vol? short the second pair of bunny ears. going long VIX should be left as a tool to hedge (and should be done with a call on the ACTUAL VIX, not some levered ETF that depends on futures contracts and is subject to decay)

whatever you do, dont try to chart on TVIX or UVXY or any of those things. if you want a chart to analyze, watch the actual VIX

>>12889947
unironically a better idea

>>12889988
>>12889975
goin with the dubs desu
sry pen
nothin personnel

>>12889989
Thank you for the advice. Everything I learn is through trial and error. It feels nice to get feedback from someone every once In a while.

>>12889988
I don't really care, I just wanted to show people this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkhNED3-mnI

I've seen many thread wars before, and what usually ends up happening is that whichever one gets the most bumps in the beginning will win
Thread thread is rkg's, so I'll delete mine

>>12890013
wrong picture, wew

QUICK
EVERYONE BUMP ALL 3 /SMG/ THREDAS AT ONCE

/SMG/HAD NAO
ALLAHU ACKBAR

>>12888455
How can you play the market this boringly?

>>12890013
uhh @_@ ????

>>12890030
it's already too late for my thread, desu
forcing cryptofag threads off of the board with a stock market jihad is a fun idea tho

>>12890013
next time leave it and we can begin the jihad

>>12890039
used the wrong picture, I'm not angry

>>12890046
will do

>>12889887
test

>>12889887
>>12890215
ongoing test

>>12889887
>>12890215
>>12890218
test has concluded

>>12890215
>>12890218
>>12890223
the cooldown shit is so fucking gay desu
literally designed to encourage you not to post

>>12888827
yes

t. someone who lives in their headquarters town. 50% of my friends/familam work for Dow