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let's say i have 100 dollarinos. wut do?

>> No.12869578

>>12869565
Purchase books
Read these books

>> No.12869589

>>12869565
Find a way to get it converted in to crypto. Any crypto. Wait a few months and retire comfortably.

>> No.12869600

>>12869565
Depends on what your goal is. If it's money you easily can afford to lose and want to gamble it up then just buy crypto. If you want solid long term investments then buy index funds.

>> No.12869642

>>12869589
kek
all jokes aside OP, with $100 you could get sufficient amount of fentanyl to overdose

>> No.12869666

>>12869565
obviously chainlink, it's the only rational choice.
completely unironic

>> No.12869681

>>12869589
There's a good chance of this happening but don't put all your eggs in one basket. I'm assuming worst case scenario which is no bull market until 2021

>> No.12869845
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12869845

>>12869666
this
>imagine being a nolinker in 2018+1

>> No.12870351

>>12869666

begone satan

>> No.12870380
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12870380

>>12869845

>mfw I used to wear those shoes

>> No.12870452

>>12869565
all in a sub 5 million micro cap and 1000x in 2 years
there are a lot of hidden gems. DYOR

>> No.12870468

Buy something that you can flip on Amazon for guaranteed profit. Even if it's only 15% profit after fees, it's no risk. Keep doing this until you can buy more and more inventory.

>>12869578
Books are free from the library. Waste of money. Can't resell the books either because of expensive shipping.

>>12869589
That would give him less than 0.75ETH and at best could turn it into 1.5ETH in a month. Then once he converts it to fiat through Coinbase he'd have made like $50 profit.

>> No.12871484

>>12869565
Oh shit... time to retire, senpai!

>> No.12871574
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12871574

>>12869565
Random pumps everyday, is hard to tell what shitcoin will be the next 10x. I have 500€ to waste in crypto and for the moment the only viable choice is ETH or meaby XMR (the FPGA/ASICs situation is still out of control)

>> No.12871980

Buy $100 worth of knee pads and start sucking dick as your full time occupation. 100% of the funds you earn sucking dick should be funneled into buying LINK. Do this for as long as you can.

>> No.12871988

>>12869845
this but unironically

>> No.12872058
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12872058

>>12869565
go be poor somewhere else

>> No.12872792

>>12870468
>something that you can flip on Amazon for guaranteed profit
like what?

>> No.12873354

Purchase second hand hi point from an auction. Use remaining money for cigs and a bullet. Smoke the pack and then brain yourself you fucKIGN WASTE OF TIME FUCK YOU

>> No.12874039

>>12869666
Checked

>> No.12874179

>>12869666
is still a good moment even if it's 40c?

Since 20c I'm thinking if it's worth the buy. And now it's double the value and I'm angry at myself

>> No.12874241

>>12869681
>bull market until 2021
The next bull market anyone that hasn't already retired here will if we all stfu during the run up. You'll make enough to easily retire during the bull run with normies running since they missed out last one. I'd bet anyone with 2k could do it. If people talk during the run up it'll speed the bullrun.

>> No.12874255

>>12869565
Buy the next 1000x. :^)