/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12852274

just lie

>>12852298
literally this.

>>12852298
don't they check if it is true?

>>12852274
larp as a black guy when you apply or start your own LLC with a friend as the CEO. after a few years you will have a few years of experience at said LLC. better know what youre doing or they will find out quickly. or connections, which is the safest bet

>>12852312
that would cost money or time and would require competent people, and no HR department has any of these unless they are established and important business (which you wouldnt be shooting for with no experience anyways)
just fucking lie, if they catch you and try to fire you just sue them for something
fuck these boomer faggots requiring 5 years of experience for entry level garbage, they are trying to fuck you so give them the dick right back

>>12852332
thats cool advice plus I will laugh my ass off if I get the job

>>12852340
Lying is a trick of the trade my friend and if you’re good at it you’ll go fucking far
Start getting good

>>12852274
Good ol boys network.

you accept an internship and work for free, you lazy spoiled millenial

Just lie about your experience if it's a job anyone can do.

>>12853021
This
You get paid in xp

>>12852274

Companies are run by sociopaths.

Play by their rules.

LIE LIE LIE

Thats what i did. I was a neet for 5 years. I filled in the gap on my CV by saying i was a data analyst for 5 years. All they did was email the company asking to confirm my employment duration and position.

The secret is to kill yourself

>>12852327
pretty good
larping as a former ex-start-up worker or freelancer (any untraceable shit) can work

>>12852274
nepotism

Embellish the fuck out of your resume, stretch it hard, but stay in the realm of reasonability
For example I had a shit throw away job which had a bunch of computers there. Said I helped a bunch of customers with them and they took that as "time in the field" for the length of the job

>>12852332
this is accurate. Also on forms claim to be black or non-gendered because places have to hire a certain number of non-whites and non-men but they can’t legally question your ethnicity or gender. I have been claiming to be non-white on applications since 2013 when I learned about affirmative action and the systemic racism toward whites. Works like a charm. You can’t imagine how easy it is to be a black applicant until you try it

>>12852961
good ol boys network is a racist myth that died during the boomer era, if it ever existed at all. It’s illegal to have a white male network now. The only “good ol boys networks” that exist are jewish and they will not be accepting your dumb goy ass

>>12852298
fpbp

>>12852274
beg to intern for free
>bring kneepads

>>12856459
> he thinks the boomer era is over
>doesn't realize he's living in the golden age of the boomer

internships. It's a boomer scheme to get free slave labor out of millenials and zoomers but it's pretty much the only way to get an entry level job these days

>>12857346
So basically the real price of labor is $0.00 an hour?

>>12857346
I thought slavery was illegal

>>12857539
slaves had to be housed and fed. unpaid interns not even that

>>12857346
My cousin couldnt get an imternship for espn because he was overqualified
They wouldnt hire him because he hadnt gotten any experience as an intern

>>12852274
You have to work for free some years.
Thaf is basicaly it.

>>12857545
glorious, you even have to pay transportation to be treated like shit by people who do shitty jobs that anyone can learn in 1 week at best because "you need 5 years experience dude hehe"

>>12852298
Lie or do a "free" internship for a biz owner in your town, become friends and then ask him to allow you to use him and his influential friends as a reference

>>12852274
internship

>CTO at stealth startup
Badda bing badda boom