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ohhhhh yeahhhhh edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

On the last episode of SMG:
>>12821341

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Bitter

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DO NOT BUY REFR
DO NOT LISTEN TO REFR SHILLS
DO NOT FOMO YOU ARENT MISSING OUT ON ANYTHING
Buy PLUG and WATT if you want real money

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>>12823965

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Every fucking trade I make is wrong.

I'm selling KHC for del Monte tommorow morning at the open.

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Buy REFR for make big gains sirs

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>>12823988
cant believe a buffet 3g backed company cut the dividend
I literally cant even

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I gotta a good feel about tomorrow.

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>>12823940
Where my SNAP boys at?

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oof
last i looked it was down 16%
its hard to believe but this could go lower

>>12824041
judging by that shit closing AH at the low, youre definitely not alone
looks like literally no one saw this coming
what the fuck were they thinking slashing divs like that? they KNOW thats the only reason anyone holds them. and releasing that shit alongside a subpar ER. upper management should be shot, then fired

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Buffet holds 327,110,866 shares of KHC with an average price of $75.34

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>>12824121
Honestly when I think about it they are probably going to get JUST more if they don't change their products/marketing. I know Americans like cheap shit and are fat, but a lot of people are trying to get away from HFCS and shit like that. I don't even use their ketchup because it's full of HFCS. I guess the poor is always going to be a market for them. I just think more people are trying to eat better and they offer nothing that I know of like that.

>> No.12824197

Why would anyone invest in a food company that isn't healthfood/organic?

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>> No.12824232

How do I short a company with little to no open interest and volume? Dillard's has earnings next week and I want to get puts. I am afraid that it isn't liquid enough to sell my puts...

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>>12824197
IT'S NOT FOOD

IT'S FUCKING HEINZ KETCHUP

LITERALLY THE LAST LIQUID GOLD

HOW THE FUCK DID THESE DUMB BOOMERS AND SPICS FUCK UP A SURE THING SO BADLY

>> No.12824250

>>12824184
They actually have a no HFCS ketchup, but you have to go and actually look for it in every store I've found it in.

>> No.12824254

Is it good to invest in Hexo or Apha? which one to buy?

Anybody scooping up khc cheapies Tom?

>> No.12824267

>>12824254
I'll average down at 30 which this thing will see by the end of the year.

Just wait until things get bad market wide. This piece of shit lost 60% of it's value during the golden bull.

>> No.12824269

>>12824159
>>12824184
yall got a point im afraid

>> No.12824272

>>12824240
Betting on Heinz is betting on the continued substandard living conditions of minorities. And since minorities are becoming the majorities, eventually they'll control the wealth and reach the same inflection point towards health foods that whites did.
Bet against whites and you'll be rich enough to build your own Utopian anglo-saxon cloud city in 50 years.

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>>12824254
>>12824267
Miss on the top and bottom on earnings, SEC investigation, cut divvy, only $1.4B in cash with $33B in debt.

>> No.12824289

>>12824240
apparently by being white collar criminals

>> No.12824292

>>12824285
ikr?

>> No.12824310

>>12824272
At this point I would rather get Dollar General if that is the case.

>>12824292
Feels like the next GE

>> No.12824328

Glad I ain't in KHC now. Divvy cut, Tanking hard. Profits are being lost big time.

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Just for some laughs

>> No.12824343

>>12824254
APHA, they’ll pop before Hexo on seniority

>> No.12824358

>>12824240
My DD - I look back to the last time I used ketchup: on a hamburger four months ago. no thanks.

>> No.12824365

>>12824310
>>12824310
yea kinda
theres a lot of these really poorly financed companies just hanging up there right now from a thread imo
i dont thnk this will be the last big company we see do this
i also think that en lieu of going bankrupt, AMZN is going to buyout some of these staples and absorb them into their monopoly. maybe not KHC, but idk, we gotta see how this court case plays out tbf

>> No.12824374

>>12824328
divs are not your friend (when they get slashed)

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its taking all the food stocks down after hours

>> No.12824383

>>12824328
Honestly I'm kinda shocked. After all just think of all those restaurants/fast food places. They all use KHC condiments. Then your grocery isles. You'd think they'd be raking in the profit without even trying.

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If SEEL short squeezes tomorrow morning I'm gonna nut all over my car.
Maybe their website is down because operations are ceased and they're being bought out hahahaha hah ah . . ..

helpme

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How stupid would it be to take the loss on KHC and move it in to Keurig Dr. Pepper before earnings next week?

>> No.12824418

>>12824383
They are, but having to pay interest on fucking 33 billion does a number on your profits.

The div cut was good. They need to start paying down the debt. Honestly the situation was so bad with that massive divy holding them back I don't know how anyone was surprised. I wish they would have cut it more to pay off the debt quicker.

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Who here /KHC'd/? Holy fucking shit, lol. This is why I have most of my money in index funds.

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>>12824393
we're fucked
All in Dean Foods its the only way

>> No.12824430

>>12824393
>Keurig Dr. Pepper
I'm looking into bagging a few shares. I think they've got a good product. Seems more and more things are getting made to use the keurig machines.

>> No.12824432

>>12824418
>interest on fucking 33 billion
[shivers]

>> No.12824436

>>12824389
I read about it today for a bit and people seem to think that the 45 day rule on insiders/institutions is up and they are selling.

>> No.12824440

>>12824430
dr pepper is so much better than coke holy fuccc

>> No.12824446

>>12824430
Didn't they fail bigly on their soda machine? What else can they do? I actually have a coffee one and I like it quite a bit.

>> No.12824449

>>12824426
Maybe if they made land o lake butter.

>> No.12824462

water utilities > food stocks

>> No.12824467

>>12824449
>cheap margerine
long coconut oil or enjoy poverty desu

>> No.12824477

>>12824446
I don't think Dr Pepper ever had their hands on soda stream. Pepsi owns it now.

Right now they're focusing on growing their brands and paying off the debt from the Keurig merger so they can make another acquisition. (what khc should have fucking done five years ago)

>> No.12824495

>>12824462
Any names worth serious consideration? I love utility stocks

>> No.12824497

>>12824436
Don't make me cry. I'm really hoping it was swing traders who bought it at 4.5 thinking it was the bottom and then mass panic ensued when it kept going down.

>> No.12824513

>>12824495
my two favorites are AWK and WTR, in terms of long term profitability

>> No.12824519

>>12824497
Just relaying what I read on forums. It could just be a short trying to FUD.

>> No.12824551

>>12824495
XOG
Gonna run to 7 by next eow. I'd have bought at least 1000 shares this afternoon if wasn't so red right now.

>> No.12824553

>>12824495
I'm holding SPKE till $18 or FOREVER

>> No.12824621

There's still time for you guys to ditch your moronic ponzi scheme boomer stocks and join the crypto/gold chads

We all know this system can't last even another 2 years

>> No.12824630

>>12824621
post your all-time returns

>> No.12824639

>>12824630
will be somewhere in the 100000000000000000% range when bitcoin and gold become the reserve currency

>> No.12824655

>>12824343
Can you shed me some info into weedstocks? Which is the best one to buy rn?

>> No.12824700

>>12824639
Yeah, ok

>> No.12824709

>>12824334
I like it

>>12824655
just buy some seeds online and start growing. email NYSE, get a ticker, and you'll have a billion dollar valuation in a couple months. why buy someone else's weed stock

>> No.12824711

>>12824700
The world debts are 100's of trillions of fake fiat dollars, it mathematically can not be paid back

The governments will come together and have a debt jubilee and use a combination of gold/crypto as the new world currency

>> No.12824750

>>12824446
Revolutionize the ramen space and make Bank on all the """poor""" college students with their dorms

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>>12824711
The worlds governments all work together nicely and divvy the hash rates so no one has more than another. We could just agree on set type of miners as well; wouldn't want anyone to race to get the next best thing. I can't wait to having to be connected to the internet to buy a pack of gum! Fucking brainlet

>> No.12824839

>>12824621
crypto is the ponzi scheme. It's like a fantasy stock exchange with no real value outside of BTC. I still make money trading shitcoin, but only BTC has the legs to be future currency. Startups with ICOs are just making public offerings with no legal responsibility to "shareholders" (coinholders).

>> No.12824857

>>12824771
>I can't wait to having to be connected to the internet
Ok I'm not a crypto shill but this is where money is headed anyways. After 5g we'll probably get global wifi or some shit like that anyways. Doesn't India want to phase out paper money? It's obviously the future.

>> No.12824873

>>12824750
Holy shit if someone could make an convenient pasta/noodle machine I would empty my savings. I spend way too much time and effort boiling water for all my stupid protein pastas fuck.

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Blog post/question Incoming

>Be earlier today
>guy text me asking if i'm working or not due to rain
>tell him i'm not but have some meetings
>proceeds to suggest we should tie up his gf and fuck her (I met him and his ex gf at a swinger club)
>tell him maybe, kinda hint that i'm a little busy but might be interested
>Go to meeting and get paid $600 even though i ask for only $300 for the work i did.
>pick up coke
>hit this chick up i usually bone and play pool with
>says she's horny
>go to pick her up
>she tells me to come inside
>get in there and she ask if i want to have sex
>not too interested and might have coke dick also feel a little grungy for the day
>tell her not right now
>she gets naked and starts rubbing my dick
>dick gets hard but i tell her i might go soft due to the coke
>she says whatever and gets dressed
>we head to play pool
>beat 5 people in a row right off the bat
>go to smoke a ciggarette
>asian girl outside is a little tipsy and starts flirting with me
>she starts rubbing on me
>starts rubbing her ass on me(twerking)
>her friend tells me she wants me
>tell her i'm not interested
>go in and play more pool
>beat a few more people (one of which is really really fucking good told me he's lost 3 relationships due to pool)
>run the table a little longer
>finally get beat
>heading out
>girl i'm with wants to have sex again
>tell her i'm not feeling it and just want to go relax


Is this normal? I don't think i've ever turned down sex this much nor had such a good day in awhile.. Do you guys often turn down sex? why or why not?

Sorry for the blog post.. just feel really weird coming home after all that just happend.. mind is fucking boggled

>> No.12824942

>>12824930
I'm 5 ft 4. I don't even know what sex looks like.

>> No.12824952

>>12824655
I bought CRON at 8 bucks and then again at 14.88 lol and made 2k off it when it popped to 23 the first time, when looking at a weed stock see who is eyeballing them and their grow factory
ACB is what everyone wants to pop considering they have the biggest growhouse but no one is acquiring them meaning they have some serious problems with guidance and revenue. HEXO has coors as an investment and that’s going to help them in the long term, APHA was just boosted in ratings to a buy with a price target of 18, while it may not make a huge impact on their current shares they have the growth and momentum in volume to start progressing upwards
Those are the only two I care about right now but I’m not in them just yet I’ve set a limit buy on APHA for tomorrow to start

>> No.12824966

MGNA is worth less than it was before the reverse split lol.

>> No.12824977

>>12824930
Thanks for the larp, I recommend killing yourself in shame

>> No.12824980

>>12824930
Go without it for 3 months.

>> No.12824993

>>12824966
that happens a lot.. float was reduced.. if back door investors are smart they could get the stock to pop back to $1.00

>>12824942
It's whatever.. some girls are alright.. some girls it's like you do all the work and they just do it because they wanna fuck you.. best girls are the ones that love to fuck and want to get theirs before you get yours and will ride you like crazy until they cum and then roll back over and let you cum...

>>12824977
no larp.. but thanks.. i needed someone to say something against me tonight.. it's like everyone today was on like a please anon trip.. really weird

>>12824980
Go without what?

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>>12824930
also to add to that.. as soon as i get home i get a text from my ex

>> No.12825017

>>12824993
You probably should cut your balls off to ensure you don't reproduce, then continue fucking all the women in California
What town are you from?

>> No.12825047

>>12825017
I live in the inland empire...

>> No.12825056

>>12825047
I'm from Indio, want to hit up lunch tomorrow

>> No.12825076

>>12824930
>>12824993
You know how I know you're yakked out of you mind?

>> No.12825078

>>12825056
Can't tomorrow.. working in banning if you wanna drive there.. if you really want to and arent bullshitting i'll meet up with you like palm desert one day... get some drinks and play some pool for a few hours..

>> No.12825095

>>12824930
People only feel like they need to agree to sex with women to convince themselves they aren't gay. Are you insecure about yourself? I mean probably to some extent since you made this blogpost.

>> No.12825101

>>12824930
could be some hedonic adaptation going on with casual sex encounters

>> No.12825115

>>12825095
Sometimes women are more desperate than men...

>Are you insecure about yourself?
na.. just tripping out on the events that happend.. it was like a wtf just happend type of days... was weird.. might try to find out if i can still get at that asian tho..

>> No.12825146

>>12825115
Please end your life at your earliest convenience.

>> No.12825301

>>12825146
meh.. not sure why i'd end it when everyday feels like a new start.. i'm not the suicidal type.. more of the pick yourself up and get going again type

>> No.12825338

>>12825101
maybe.. Idk.. i'm becoming more and more picky.. it's not really about the looks at this point.. it's more about what they have to offer me and my life.. a lot of useless ass females out there

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Guys wtf!!! Bought EA, and i lose over 1200 in a week on 105 calls

APEX LEGENDS WAS SUPPOSE MAKE EA MOON FUCK YOUUUUU

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>>12825340

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>>12825348
>Losing money
>Losing battery
let me guess.. you're losing hair too?

>> No.12825360

>>12825348
How come $100 is always the holy shit I need to make plays to make up for my losses deposit?

>> No.12825491

>>12825301
The fact you have no one to talk to other than a thread that hates you is a sign that suicide is your only option

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>KHC
Pssshhhhh... Nothin personnel... Kid...

>> No.12825532

>>12825511
it does seem like someone is trying to fuck buffett-sama up tho, doesnt it? most of his large positions have been bretty flat to down these past few years. like someone took a look at all the various berk stonk classes, then looked at berks clientele, and went,
"hmmmmm... wait....... i could have that money INSTEAD"

>> No.12825567

MIC really fucked me on earnings.

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>>12825567
whomst is this mike?

>> No.12825696

>>12825567
do u want me to do something about this mike?
i can be very persuasive

>> No.12825728

you guys did buy STMP puts right

>> No.12825745

>>12825338
hi mr lci,

any thoughts on weedstocks?

>> No.12825821

>>12825491
I've actually been texting a couple girls this whole time... but i cant talk to them about this..

>>12825745
i'd love to get into some.. just not sure which one.. i think when i find one i'm going to sink my teeth into it so i want to make sure it's a good one..

>> No.12825838

>>12824711
>being so financially illiterate you think this debt was ever supposed to be paid back

>> No.12825876

>>12825532
Nah. It's pretty absurd to try to manipulate huge blue chip companies just to make some kind of really roudabout attack on Berkshire. Kraft's troubles aren't solely market related either.

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What’s your hopium for tomorrow lads?
>REFR to go back to 3.50
>GALT hit 8
>AGRX to pop
>CZR to go to 12
>KHC go even lower
>IQ to pop
>mfw futures

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Appen reports HY results on Monday. It's either going to rocket to $20 or crash to $14

>> No.12826300

Why does all human technology fucking kill us reeeee.

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>>12826130

>> No.12826632

some days ago some anon posted about an app which is RH for yuropoors. someone members the name of the app?

>> No.12826653

>>12826632
nevermind found in the browser history it was trading212.
any eufags tried it yet?

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>mfw 33,5k in BRK.B
>mfw I get some bad feels about today

>> No.12826758

golden bull today. New ATH month confirmed

>> No.12826817

Wtf happened to GALT?? Sell price is now $2???

>> No.12826819

>>12826710
It's going to get JUST from KHC and people getting away from Buffets picks (GE, KHC, etc)

>> No.12826835

>>12826819
>>12826710
Yes, glad I lived to see the day the Boomers lost it all. Fuck Warren Buffett. He is the epitome of boomer entitlement.

>> No.12826836

So how legit is this boglehead stuff? Who the fuck is behind it? And was he rich?

Also:
How to accumulate a million in 20 years through investing realistically?

>> No.12826978

shill me your healthcare and biotech stocks

>> No.12827005

>>12826978
GALT because its going to get bo and has a good setup pattern.

>> No.12827011

>>12826978
JnJ because i hate babies

>> No.12827016

>>12824334
kek

>> No.12827237

Kraft future -$11
Gopro -.03
PG&E +.48 (????)

>> No.12827245

Kek. Khc volume is 1.6 premarket already.

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>>12826978

I'll say one thing and one thing only

Nanosonics

>> No.12827261

PLX is sure to have big gains today.

>> No.12827286

Imma have a laugh at everybody who was into KHC like 24 hours ago xD

>> No.12827306

>>12826054
SPY to <270

>> No.12827309

>>12824873
Buy an electric boiler, you'll have boiling water in no time. Pour it in the pot and your pasta cooking time will be halved

>> No.12827346

>>12826836
>How to accumulate a million in 20 years through investing realistically?
1. Start out with $20M x (1/1.1)^20
2. Put that in whatever broad market index fund
3. ??????
4. Profit

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How long do I have before RH does shit? I’m expecting (hoping) for a turnaround today.

>> No.12827440

>>12827309
>electric boiler
Do you mean like those electric kettles for making tea stuff?
or something like https://m.kohls.com/product/prd-3032260/zojirushi-micom-water-boiler-warmer.jsp?skuid=33493284&ci_mcc=ci&utm_campaign=SMALL%20ELECTRICS&utm_medium=CSE&utm_source=google&utm_product=33493284&CID=shopping15&utm_campaignid=1685117276&pid=googleadwords_int&af_channel=CSE&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI_Zek0rfP4AIVGVYNCh3nHgFwEAQYCSABEgLnjfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

>> No.12827444

>>12827245
Buffett-sama on suicide watch

>> No.12827446

holy shit. yesterday was a fluke, all those gains have been eaten by the futures fags.

>> No.12827508

Exploding nigger feet almost hit my stop loss on NKE.

>> No.12827516

Holy shit it's $35.

>> No.12827543
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12827543

stop dumping ;_;

>> No.12827588
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>>12827516
KHC not supposed for be like this
its a food company for gosh sakes !!!!!
how on earth they manage for trigger SEC it unbelievable

>> No.12827620

>>12827588
I'm sorry for your loss, but I hate the Patriots so it feels good know Kraft is getting fucked today.

>> No.12827644

There's no way it goes to 30 is there Bros?

>> No.12827661

>>12827440
Yes, an electric kettle for tea and tisanes with a 2 liters capacity and you'll be fine. In 2/3 minutes the water boils and you can put it in the pot, light the fire and after few seconds will boil again. Then you can salt it at your will and toss the pasta.

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12827690

>-24%

>> No.12827694

https://www.businessinsider.com/kraft-heinz-warren-buffett-berkshire-hathaway-taking-3-billion-hit-2019-2

>> No.12827697

>>12823988
That trade is wrong. SAD!

>> No.12827702

>>12824121
>dividends are frens!!
BTFO

>> No.12827705

it's officially over for Bulls today.

>> No.12827714
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12827714

Checkem

>> No.12827717

>>12827714
>Visa
You know that crypto obsoleted visa with its reliable 100% uptime and cheaper fees right?

>> No.12827722

>>12827717
lol crypto is a dead meme

>> No.12827723
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>>12827375
>>trading with margin
>>in the year 2010+9
>ISHYGDDT

it looks like you played yourself

>> No.12827729

ACHV

>> No.12827732
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>>12827620
>doesn't like patriots
>disdain for catsup
That's like being a double commie.

>> No.12827733

>>12827723
>using archaic catch phrases from '10
>ISHYGDDT

really?

>> No.12827743

>>12827732
I'm also a registered democrat, what is this fucking year.

>> No.12827744

>>12827722
Yep, keep bagholding your visa shares lmfao. You'll be wishing that you had 0.001 bitcoin for the greater depression.

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12827745

Pretty flat week all in all. Tuesday and Wednesday up, yesterday took a shit. Equaled out flat.

Let's finish the week strong /smg/

>> No.12827748

DING DING DING DING DING

time to make money

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>>12827733
>>>using archaic catch phrases from '10
its from '12 i think, not '10

>>12827743
why confine yourself to one party?

>> No.12827756

>>12827743
>I'm also a registered democrat
Laugh at this anon.

>> No.12827777

At this point I'm not even pissed off about my losses I just want khc to go even lower for cheapies. $30 a share seems like an unreal bargain.

>> No.12827782

>>12827777
cope

>> No.12827789

>>12827754
because my state has fucked up regulations regarding party affiliation and if you're not in the party you're disfranchised from primary participation.

>> No.12827795

>>12827782
It's an oversell so (((they))) can get cheapies for the eventual Berkshire buyout around $65.

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>>12827743
>I'm also a registered democrat,

>> No.12827801

>>12827789
>if you're not in the party you're disfranchised from primary participation
sounds like china

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>>12827717
Oh shit i didnt know that hahaha
Fuck outta my board nigger

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12827806

What fuck is going on with GALT?

>> No.12827813

>>12827743
Nike up +.55

>> No.12827822
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12827822

>AITX

Ging to the moon. Up 85% since I bought this penny shit yesterday.

>> No.12827825

>>12827756
if you're not running for office, you should change your registration each time to whichever primary you want to vote in

>> No.12827835
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i get justed every time i try to be a bear ...

>> No.12827841
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12827841

so fake red pump premarket was indeed fake?

>>12827789
damn and i thought my states primaries were bad

you can only vote for candidates in one political party, cant vote in dem and rep and ind primaries at the same time/election

>>12827801
some states are backwords
commifornia is a easy example, but many southern shitholes are more autocratic than you would expect the federal government to allow

also michigan is full on soviet-tier retarded (how do you think flint happened?)

>> No.12827842

>>12823988
Same here. I have never made money on a trade once. I am probably going to give up after this. Now I just have a few hundred shares in SESN i bought for 0.83 because I’ve been seeing some hype. But I don’t have high hopes and I think I’ll be fucked again. I just suck at this. I feel so terrible about myself that I blew hundreds of dollars

>> No.12827850
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Green morning

>> No.12827852

>>12827729
did anyone here listen?

>> No.12827856

>>12827835
Shorted TSLA two days ago
Easy bear life

>> No.12827862
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12827862

Let me hear your rationalizations on why you do not own BABA.

>median 1 year growth prediction of +682%

>https://money.cnn.com/quote/forecast/forecast.html?symb=BABA

>> No.12827864

>>12827862
>chinese

>> No.12827869

I just grabbed the falling knife on KHC.

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>>12827869
we all have for buy atleast one share of KHC today 2 cheer ratsu up @_@

>> No.12827886

>>12827850
>0.29%
>Green morning
I'm at a loss for words... not 29%... not 2.9%... zero point twenty none... less than a third of a percentile point... fuck me, I'd jump off a bridge in desperation.

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I wonder how far up the wedge will propel NAK.

I'm guessing this is the TA signal the bots have been waiting for. There's no fundamental reason for it to still be this cheap besides the whole bear market thing.

>> No.12827896

>>12827886
it's greener than me i've lost a good 25% so far today.

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>>12823983

>do not buy REFR

Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says

>> No.12827917

>>12824462
>water utilities

nah. maybe the companies that maintain the utilities as a lot of the major utilities are and will be doing major capitol improvements

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>>12827902

>Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says
>tfw can daytrade again because OTM puts bought yesterday on KHC popped

Sometimes they're right though.

>> No.12827921

why the FUCK campbells soup down

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>>12827902

2.40 Buy Avg

We bottomed

>> No.12827926

why is TLT and SPY and GLD all fucking green, this market is seriously acting fucky.

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Literally unbreakable, inpenetrable, rock solid support at $35 on KHC.

>> No.12827950

>>12827926
It's almost like it's being manipulated like the filthy rich or something.

Nah.

>> No.12827952

>>12827862
>>12827864


I see you cope fags are just going to try to ignore the fact that you are missing the biggest investment opportunity of 2019.

>> No.12827955

>>12827952
you trying to convince us or yourself?

>> No.12827967

>>12827917
Such as?

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>>12827922

Check out this McLaren

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0QYgBsKLJ6o

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12827999

>>12827862

>> No.12828005
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>NBEV

>> No.12828009

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

sold KHC, hopefully my only sale of 2019. Put the money into ITW immediately. Anyone still bagholding Ketchup Hapless Cunt?

>> No.12828015

MY WEED STOCKS
NONONONONO AAAAAAHHHH

>> No.12828023

>>12828009
>selling the bottom
Never change /biz/

>> No.12828034

>>12827955
I legit want to know why I hardly ever hear about BABA on this board. I know yall have a couple stocks yall shill to hell and back but BABA is undeniably a good deal.

>> No.12828042

>>12828009
>dividends are your fren
>sold KHC because dividends AREN'T your fren
someone need to have a reality check here.

>> No.12828043

>>12827896
25 percent in ONE freakin day???
You asleep at the wheel or what mate?
You already closed your positions?
What the heck.

>> No.12828044

>>12828034
You’re obviously young and/or have never dealt with chinks.

>> No.12828047

>>12828034
Exit scam.

>> No.12828048

>>12828023
>watering the weeds

They cut their dividend. Fundamental change = sell for me. I’ll make it up in the high CAGR of ITW easily

>> No.12828049

>>12828009
>dividends fag sells the bottom
>he didn't buy the bottom

>> No.12828057

almost time for the 10:30 am sell off hour.

>> No.12828064

>>12828048
Like Warren won’t just buy the whole kit and kaboodle.

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>>12827971

>> No.12828068

>>12828043
I closed a few opened one, waiting till noon.

>> No.12828069

>>12828034
*tink tink*

FUCK CHINA

>> No.12828075

just got off the phone with the bogs, they said "sell now"

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>>12828009
>stock drops 20%

Heh who cares I'll just reinvest that divvy bro!

>yield cut by a percent

REEEEEEEEEE MARKET SOLD EVERYTHING THIS IS THE WORST INVESTMENT OF MY LIFE

Dividend "investors" everyone. They should have went all in and completely cut the dividend so they can quickly turn this great compamny around. The dividend cut was the only bullish thing about that earnings report.

>> No.12828082

Jesus man Kraft, Campbell, Kellogg, Smucker's, and General Mills all getting slaughtered. It's like there is a hit out on shitty food kids like or something.

>> No.12828094

>>12828075
thanks for the warning

>> No.12828095
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Killing my self

>> No.12828099

>>12828049
>implying this is the bottom
Don’t forget about the SEC case building too

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>>12828082
Someone make sure nikkei is ok ;_;

>> No.12828118

>>12828044

Try again.


>>12828047
>>12828069

I agree fuck China but I am going to profit off their development if at all possible. It's going to happen with or without my financial stake.

>> No.12828123

>>12828099
That was already resolved (((they))) are just using to get retards like you to sell the bottom.

Buffett probably has a buy in at $35 until there aren't anymore shares to sell.

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Bulls BTFO!

>> No.12828128

>>12827902

Still holding

Where is that pajeet shitposting anon now?

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>>12828118
Go home yellow man

>> No.12828140

IIPR continuing to melt up, i guess now is as good a time as any to try and jump on this rocket ship

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>>12828115
she OD'd for sure ;_;

>> No.12828153

>>12828081
Attitudes like this are why my portfolio makes more annually than your portfolios is worth

>> No.12828156

>>12828153
Inefficient dividend companies only can last for so long.

>> No.12828162

>>12828136
Try again. God damn son you are bad at the assumption game.

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>DWX insulated from Kraft disaster

>> No.12828182

>>12828162
I don’t give a shit what you do with your money boss other than to harvest your salt when you lose it.

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>>12828127

You think he's delusional? Check this fag out, 'Bullish_Bull'

He put 75k in MNGA pre-RS, is absolutely getting slaughtered

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/MNGA
https://stocktwits.com/HiddenWealth/message/154016324
http://stocktwits.com/Bullish_Bull

>> No.12828190

>>12827862
I remember people doing an in-depth review of Alibaba and some of its operations.
There is some very shady shit going on. Some anon had posted alot if pics detailing things. They're up to know good behind the scenes for sure. What out and don't heavily invest yourself too much.

>> No.12828191

>>12828156
Which is why I avoid them. My position in KHC was small to see if they could turn the company around after a steep fall. Didn’t happen, sold and put it in an extremely safe stock in ITW

>> No.12828196

>>12825821
chad

>> No.12828197

>>12828153
Holding shitty high yield boomer companies will be the end of you. Take a close look at KHC because this is the future of T and KO too.

It doesn't matter if you pay abfat dividend if your business is rotten to the core.

>> No.12828207

Holy fucking shit what happened to Campbell's Soup that they're down 9%?? Earnings isn't out yet

>> No.12828208

>>12828185
lol fuck me, what a sperg.

>> No.12828210

ok everybody you can set the bots to sell and take the rest of the week off.

>> No.12828217

>>12828009
>bought KHC because of dividend friend
>dividend friend sold his dividend stock
I think you might be a lying cunt. Prove me wrong.

>> No.12828221

>>12827926
Everything is rising man:
- stocks are rising
- margins are taken out to buy bonds
- bonds are rising
- margins are taken out to buy gold and commodities
- commodities are rising
- margins are taken out to buy crypto shit

It is like we are back at the era of mommy Yellen again

>> No.12828227

is this the bottom for khc?

>> No.12828229

>>12828207
Very similar shitty processed product line to KHC and also was pumped high on speculation of a KHC acquisition. Well now KHC isn't in a position to acquire anyone so it's being sold off hard too.

>> No.12828234

this rally is probably the most heinous bull trap in history.
it's going to get crazy in march.

>> No.12828235

>>12828221
there's no way that this debt bubble is sustainable.

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>>12828217
>KHC cut dividend by 36%
>had to write down a shitload of products as debt because market tastes have changed
>missed earnings number by over 10%
>SEC is investigating

If the SEC comes through, we'll get our money back.

DIvidends are your fren, but when your fren attempts to cheap you, you find better, more trustworthy frens #:^)

divbro done mobile posting and is now getting paid to shitpost

>> No.12828243

>>12828229
I can't believe it. Down 9% because of that? Fucking Campbell's

>> No.12828248

>>12828197
>T and KO
>same as KHC
you're a literal retard

you're the type of person on faceberg that believes whats ever written on a meme, aren't you

>> No.12828255

>>12828235
>implying socialist and communist care

they hate rich successful people and they want to see everyone poor like them.

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>>12828146
>>12828115

>> No.12828260

>>12828182
Well if that happens I will come here and cry, I have already rode down a 35% drop and back up to positive territory so I highly doubt anything is going to shake these hands.

>> No.12828265

>>12828243
KHC sent a very scary precedent to the entire food industry

>> No.12828270

>>12828207
Sympathy for the Tomato senpai

>> No.12828292

I've got a few grand to throw around but no idea how to get to your guys' level. The stuff in the OP post seems kinda shit, how can I get started with investing?

>> No.12828300

>>12828292
100% VXX.B

>> No.12828303

>>12827942
its at 34.77 retard. looks like you're a major bagholder and attempting to cope and capitulate with your bagholding

i'm not afraid to take a loss when its necessary. investing is no longer emotional for me because I'm not trading, I'm investing.

if you want to stay poor, water the weeds and cut the flowers

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>>12828248
>T
>Weighed down by unsustainable debt from bad acquisitions for services nobody wants anymore and are dropping in mass

Hmm where have I heard this before?

>KO
>Shitty unhealthy product that nobody wants anymore. The few low IQ rural.and suburban retards still drinking it are priced out to the point where they are willing to look at cheaper alternatives and they can't sustain earnings on price increases.

Hmm where have I heard that before? Out of the three companies you literally sold the only one that hit the bottom. Lmao.

>> No.12828310

>>12828265
This is how the greater depression starts, there's no food.

>> No.12828312
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12828312

SN took me down $100

But Im back up $50 since then

Told you fags to by BILI yesterday but no one listened

>> No.12828334

>>12828292
depends on risk tolerance and what you want that money to do for you

>> No.12828340

>>12828292
Same boat, I just put $600 on various things I see shilled here like galt and LCI. Good news is after 2 weeks of this is haven't lost money. But I've only made like $20.

>> No.12828356

>>12828312
con fucking grats on your 50 bucks warren

>> No.12828366

>>12828306
>T
>Weighed down by unsustainable debt from bad acquisitions for services nobody wants anymore and are dropping in mass

Do you read the financial reports or earnings reports? T is doing just fine with its debt. It has a lot of it, but its doing just fine. It just reached all time high revenues and was able to increase its dividend and have a pretty low pay out ratio

If you don't see where T is going, i'm not going to handhold you

>KO
>Shitty unhealthy product that nobody wants anymore. The few low IQ rural.and suburban retards still drinking it are priced out to the point where they are willing to look at cheaper alternatives and they can't sustain earnings on price increases.

You clearly don't read the reports. They beat on earnings and if you think KO sells just coca cola, you're a fucking moron.


KHC hasn't hit the bottom, its likely going to GE itself into the teens.

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>>12828259
her love for food stocks was too pure for this world
hopefully she swimming in dannables fountains in heaven now ;_;

>> No.12828372

>>12828217
>Prove me wrong.
>>12828237
"Me" status: wrong proven.

>> No.12828381

>>12828356
$70 now

>> No.12828413

>>12823940
what are the best mobile android apps for stock watching and or trading?

please give your reasoning as well as recommendations.

1. It doesnt have to be free.
2. its ok to list multiple apps if one app does something much better than others

>> No.12828421

SBUX divvy today

>> No.12828429

>>12828067
sad

>> No.12828438

>>12827902
>>12827919
>>12827922
>>12828128
And this is why you will lose money, you realize REFR went below penny levels right? I’m betting that by the end of march

>> No.12828439

>>12828413
thinkorswim
best charting, clean ui, reliable

>> No.12828444

>>12828185
If you have 75k to invest why the fuck are you doing it with penny stocks.

>> No.12828451

Why are people pumping up Hexo? is this the best weedstock rn? never bought a weedstock, enlighten me my friends.

>> No.12828460

>>12828366
I think you're wrong on this one. I'm not buying more yet, but there is more upside than down at this point to sell. I bought at $45 thinking it was a $65 stock and I still feel that way. If it hits $30 I'll triple my position.

The dividend is still 4% even with the cuts. I saw the cut coming month ago, I figured they would be larger. The SEC inquiry is already behind them and being overblown now, it had an overall impact of about 4 cents a share. They are held back by debt but they appear to finally be proactive in paying it down.

Management is poor and should all be removed for letting it get to this point. Terrible mismanagement. But they still have decent earnings and a great product line. Consumer trends are cyclical. Heinz and Kraft cheese aren't going anywhere.

>> No.12828461

>>12828451
it's just moving with the sector.

>> No.12828462

>>12828451
it have cool name @_@

>> No.12828468

>>12828461
What weedstocks should I buy rn? any thoughts?

>> No.12828476

>>12828468
REFR

>> No.12828487

>>12827967
WTR

>> No.12828489

>>12828468
you shouldn't

>> No.12828556

>>12828460
I bought at 45 thinking it was a $65 stock too. I also DCA's at 41. Sold at the open today.

I might buy it again, but I'm risk adverse to the point where the price of a stock isn't my main concern, its the health of the dividend and the company. Neither seem appealable to me now, maybe in the future.

I'm sure buffett or someone from BRK will reign down and ungodly fire onto the Board of Directors but i'd rather have my money somewhere else because its not looking like a value buy to me

>> No.12828584

I have $100 what do I buy ):

>> No.12828594

>>12828584
go to the casino and put it all on red

>> No.12828595

>>12828584
PRRY

>> No.12828596

>>12828584

Hooker for 30 min

>> No.12828610

Give me the best memestock now.

>> No.12828619
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12828619

>>12828368
Financially destroyed by cheese
SPY shows compassion.

>> No.12828638

>buy stock on the rise
>it invariably plummets within a day
>happens everytime

What do you lads call this?

>> No.12828644

>>12828638
FOMO and poor entry timing

>> No.12828645

>>12828584
2 hookers for 15 minutes

>> No.12828647

>>12828638
Buying the top.
Buy high, sell low.

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>>12828638

Momentum investing. Unironically that's the term for it.

>> No.12828660

>>12828462
>>12828451
Hey hey don’t go against that man, I went with CRON because Cronos is a bitching name and made a lot off it HEXO could very well be a good choice maybe not right now but they have Molson Coors on their side so it’s a good idea to keep watch on them

>> No.12828668

>>12828610
GALT and LSCC for long term growth
PLUG and WATT for potential pop plays
LCI for Hope
SPKE is a fun energy stock and XOG as well

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>>12828638
>>12828650
pic related

>> No.12828677

Stamps getting the ultimate JUST

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>>12828595
Anon ur not trolling me right?

>> No.12828685

Boeing $1000 EOY

>> No.12828710

>>12828683
> follows anon
> tmobile
> can't keep phone charged
I can already tell you're not going to make it, try bonds.

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kraftbros we need to take the streets

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>>12827902
>>12828128
>Down 10% on the week and happy about a 1.5% day on $25,000 volume.

Buy REFR for making big gains

>> No.12828732

new bean thread!!

>>12828725
>>12828725
>>12828725

>> No.12828968

Schwab down for anyone else?

>> No.12829709

>>12828584

FLO