/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12825881
Here's the truth: adlyn and Sergey will arrive at swift hq at 9am this coming Monday. They will set up a stand in the parking lot and give link away along with free shirts and stickers. Sergey had adlyn write a cute sign because she spells things wrong anyway and it looks better that way: like a retarded child selling lemonade. Sergey always plays to people's strengths that's why he's so good at scamming people. Slav magic has nothing to do with it; Sergey's just good at reading people. Rory will bake cookies to get people's attention while announcing, with his booming Texas accent, "free cookies and link". Adlyn will then run around with a microphone and Sergey will answer questions like "why are you here", "what is this", and "I thought you just made us a poc and that was the end of our relationship".

>>12825893
how much free link will he give per person?

>>12825881
>>12825893

These are seriously the times of my life, no matter how it will end.

I can both see myself sitting in the gutter, talking to myself about these days while feasting of left over and garbage. Or in the castle made of gold, banging bitches and driving lambos.

No matter how it ends, this is it.

>>12826097
I honestly think that soon, all DOOMERS will own LINK. There are tons of people who are realizing that wage cucking is getting worse and worse. The benefits of having a job are minimal. More and more young men will drop out of society. What will they do to try to get rich?

CHAINLINK before singularity will become a meme internet wide. It sickens me, but I'm sure reddit will jump on this token for the "lore". You will see players in your favorite video game named "CHAINLINK" and "SERGEYNAZAROV". We will always look back and marvel on this time. We always knew. We always believed. We were there from the start. I bought my first linkie in early december 2017...

We will look back at these days as the start of something great.

Or cryptos never come back.

500 link per person, it's not much but could be worth something in a few years.

just bring your eth wallet address QR code.

4channel pass members get double, thats 1000 LINK

>>12826175
Another thing to consider is that, I for one but surely many others, will take their frens with them.

All those lost boys suffering from feminism and other mental diseases eroding our societies I shall attempt to save.

If I make it after the singularity it will be a pleasure to spoil my faithful Asian wifu and rub it into white feminist faces.

All those soya-boys and white whores will wonder how I made it and how they didn't. They just followed the dominating ideology of their time, why were they not rewarded?

>>12826281
Same here fren. I tell some of my friends about LINK... only two actually bought LINK. The one was a chan user, the other is naturally racist and he just enjoys doing investing/tech things like crypto... I realized all my friends who got into crypto were racist. We make a joke that satoshis true purpose in creating crypto was bringing racist young men together. Just have to redpill the rest of my frens on LINK.

I applaud you for trying to help your frens make it too.

A lot of my friends are lost too. I hope with LINK, I can help them find the way. Some of them have had their souls destroyed by roasties. They became red pilled, but I think a lot of them are depressed.

With LINK, maybe we can get out.

Dig in fren, we might be in for a long HODL.

>>12826428
>only two actually bought LINK
Then you only have two friends

>>12826428
Stop being a racist and youll have more friends faggot

>>12827122

I have 20 friends that I talk to and hang out with on a regular basis. Why do I need more? I could get more, but honestly it feels like a waste of time to hang out with people who are so dumb they honestly believe that there are no differences between races other than skin tone/facial features.

>>12826428
Jew here
I also 1m link holder
I’ll see it personally that you don’t make it
you can’t beat us

>>12826428
Antifa here. The best part of investing in crypto is taking money from nazi larpers like you.

Futurist Fascist here
Going to make it, inbred weak ugly jews cant hang with us on an even battlefield, make it 110 countries!

Black guy here with over 700K LINK. F** all you racist motherfucking faggots. Anyhow, my only connection to you some of bitches is knowing we invested in the next big thing together. If I see you in any of the networking events and you are stupid to spew racist shit I will karate chop you in the throat, maggot.