/biz/ - Business & Finance

>I fall to my knees and begin to weep unaudibly
>"I-I'll come"
>"What was that?"
>"I'll go with you. I'll do what you want, just don't eat my family"
>"Good boy"
>He smirks and licks his lips gluttonously
>Just then Rory arrives and put me in cuffs and lead me away
>"Get the party started without me, I've got some business to take care of"
>He was talking about mcdonalds, which he bought out recently
>I'm led to warehouse looking building and brought around back
>Rory summon a secret freight elevator and I begin my descent
>When I arrive at the bottom Rory injects me with some mystery serum
>"Ahh, whatt he fuck is this?!"
>"Trust me, you'll need it"
>I start to feel woozy
>Rory pulls out a baseball bat and shatters both my knees
>"AHHHH, Why did you do that?"
>"Do you know what a Sausage Fly is?"
>"A What?!"
>"It's the male variety of a species of ant. It looks nothing like the female counterparts. It even has wings"
>"My fucking legs!"
>"It can smell the pheromones given off by the females on the hunt and will seek them out"
>"I'm gonna pass out!"
>"When it finds the females it is greeted with mutilation, and desicration"
>This crazy cuck Rory keeps going on about ants
>"The Sausage fly is torn apart and its still living body is brought back to the nest...for mating purposes"
>"M-mating purposes? Oh god"
>"Haha, you got that right, you lucky boy. I broke your knees so you cannot escape"
>Rory drags me deeper into the building as I pass out
>I awake strapped to a medical table and immediately begin to squirm
>It's no use and every motion sends more and more pain signals to my brain
>"Oh god, at least do something about the pain. I am in agony!"
>"Oh my, it looks like he's finally awake. Give out poor subject some morphine"
>Suddenly a rush of heaven innudates me and my cares momentarily drift away
>I can only listen to their conversations

cont.

>"You gave him the serum?"
>"Yes Sergey"
>"And you broke his legs?"
>Yes, he won't be escaping"
>"And did you give him the super verlilty drug?"
>"Yes, but it will take a few hours to take effect"
>"Good, call me when it does then administer the arousal medication as well. He'll surely need help amidst all this pain"
>"Yes Sergey"
>I lose consciousness once again
>I come to with a vicious slap
>"Ahhhh"
>"Oh come on, you little pussy. That didn't hurt that bad"
>I get a good look at what's going on here
>Sergey is completely naked, straddling me still on the table
>All my clothes were removed since last I lost consciousness
>My dick is bigger than it's ever been before, I've no doubt been pumped full of drugs
>"I-isn't this a little fast? How about a nice bottle of Pinot N-"
>"Too late, faggot!"
>He had already begun
>He fucks me for what feels like an eternity
>The morphine is still doing its thing otherwise I would feel him eroding my dick
>I start to plea for mercy, begging for someone to help me
>I look around the room desperately
>I see Pepe Baller arms crossed standing in the corner watching intently
>"Haha, that's right my man. Have faith in Sergey!"
>Help would never arrive
>I eventually ejaculate letting out a moan of relief and pleasure
>It was literal buckets
>He was covered, I was covered, the room was covered
>I felt like important organs were now missing
>He immediately begins to clean himself off
>"Hm, I hope you enjoyed the ride, it'll be the last thing you experience"
>He puts his 12XL size clothes back on and leaves
>Rory comes back in and prepares another serum
>"No tears now. It'll all be over soon"
>I feel the prick of the needles and the rush of the drugs enter me as Rory pushed down the plunger
>I slowly start to fade
>Fade
>I. Can. Feel. Peace. Now.
>Peace
>Now
>The last thing I see before I close my eyes one final time is Sergey
>He's eating me
>I close my eyes

FIN

>>12826023
Comfy

>>12826014
>>12826015
>>12826023
Thanks. Just went all in

>>12826014
Based Sergey transforms into the Baron Vladimir Harkonnen

based and greentextpilled, link 1000 EOY

What the fuck did I read. Bought 1k

i love learning about business and finance on 4chan

>>12826015
>just don't eat my family
lost

Bump for the effort.

top keks

Make this into an anime

>>12826777
>Checked
What do link threads always have the best digits ??

I miss the days of ChainLink stories. The bed time stories used to make me so comfy in a time of depression while I was accumulating. Now I’m just dragging heavy bags forward in life. Thank you for this reprieve OP.

>>12826820
50% of posts are made about Link so the odds are heavily skewed toward linkposters getting gets.