/biz/ - Business & Finance

Imagine a life where you have never had money, never felt the urge to DYOR, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was good at making money, and wanted to imitate and ultimately make it like him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space, pass the time, and lose money.

You're bored, as usual, in SMG chatting about your fucking REFR bags and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be poor and stupid and petty. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, disgusting, and boring. You spent the last six hours watching youtube videos with TA niggers who lost their ass buying penny stocks or some stupid bullshit that you don't really understand since you can barely comprehend english. You're just sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a pain in your gut that guarantees you'll have to run out and take a shit in the street very soon.

And then you see it. White men, over in some corner of the internet, making money. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of bagholding and complaining of a scam penny stock they are imbuing their conscious energy into making memes and discussing the qualities of legitimate companies. All the bitterness and stupidity you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found gains.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realize you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid fucking Indian with REFR bags.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you shill REFR to them. Just shitpost and beg all over their whole fucking image board. The .2% bump your tiny bags get will be worth destroying it. Because afterall you're an Indian. Buy REFR sirs!

>>12821308
>As long as there’s not something fundamental I can just hodl

don't forget to average down if you can

waitin' on kraft earnings

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE ARE THE KRAFT EARNINGSWHAT ARE THEY HIDING FROM US HOW BAD IS IT?

IQ POPPING GET IN QUICK BEFORE YOU MISS THE MOON
AHAHAH IQ
IQ
IQ
I KNEW IT WOULD BE THE NEXT NETFLIX

Based KO bumping up their div again. Taste the feel.

GGGGGGGGGGGPROOOOOOOOOOOOO

is it possible to make it with just $2000 in a biopharma moon mission?

Well fuck me, these fuckers are going to 40 again huh wish I didn’t sell at 20 :/
Guess chinks do watch tv when they aren’t killing each other or themselves

>>12821428
>>12821395
>Trusting financial data from the chinks

>>12821428
rest in peace calculated gamble

>>12821422
depends on if the biotech is actually a good pick or not and what your definition of making it is

>>12821422
Yes. We're all gonna make it. Just out on your seatbelt and let the rocket ride.

>>12821372
I can't buy F over 8.50, but it is approaching that

>>12821389
>>12821428
I still think the buy side is losing steam for IQ, it's powered up from 16 to here pretty quickly and directly. It's currently a 7B market cap, I don't see explosive gains continuing

I might buy more puts, this might turn into a NFLX situation with me

We'll see tho

>>12821439
>believing that China isn't impacting the economy
just stay in your pharma stocks lol

>>12821409
.... GPRO....
we not dumping
we might actually make it

>>12821395
>>12821453
Spoke too soon? Hold those bags.

>>12821404
next time I blow my load in a broads mouth i'm gonna say taste the feeling.

>>12821451
With earnings beat, Investors are going to change their tune on IQ especially with the trade wars dying down. Trump even said he's done with this trade war shit and Xi said the same thing all it boils down to now is the signatures and when that happens expect LSCC/IQ/ZTO and maybe AMD to get a major boost
Point being, if you don't buy IQ right now or Monday after some consolidation you are LITERALLY missing out on a possible NFLX explosion regardless of market cap.

> -. 03%. ; - $54

Overall in the green but gold took a dump today. A big fibrous dump.

>>12821465
SEETHING

COPE
O
P
E

Holy shit that beat. Time for the rocket, right?

>>12821468
Leave the pig skins alone Marty. Get you a nice Indian loo girl.

>>12821494
I was thinking a nice gook who can cook and take care of kids.

>>12821471
I see the IQ upside too. But I don't think the trade war news will have too much to do with it. Of course there will be some effect.

I think it is unlikely that the stock will carry enough positive momentum to take it directly to 30 and beyond, there will probably be a pullback and I will buy some then.

I'm still considering significant economic issues for China (structural, not trade war related) in the next 16 months, so I'm not loading up too much.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Drink Coors, Molson and Miller products now that I bought me some TAP

>>12821512
I bought me a share of NKE and UTX with the money I made from shorting them. They both pay dividends and are now my friends. Actually I don't even give a fuck about them, but I only have them because other people want them so they have value.

Feeling very bullish on GALT tomorrow. Broke the line of resistance and its up after hours. Could be a huge bull run if trump and the chinks can make a deal happen. Please god don't extent the dead line i'd even take tariffs over it.

>>12821511
I wouldn't buy Chinese stocks just on the principle that they are turning their country into a Orwellian 1984 live rendition. Who wants to see that country model take off?

Which is better between NVAX an VTGN. I've got a little of both

>>12821404
THANK YOU BASED KO

>>12821536
I don't know much about VTGN, but NVAX is losing ~50% or gaining ~70% when they release their their RSV data late Q1.

>>12821536
shit VTGN is at a great price to buy, I might have to swing this son of a bitch again.

>>12821550
Is that end of March?

>>12821511
Well the price target is 27 for EOY so we'll see if they make that in April and if they do I guarantee a ratings boost and change in price target to 32-35 and after that we need a corporation to step up and drop bank on IQ preferably and american corp but we'll have to see
Right now was a good day I literally pulled 3000 from my holdings and still have about 500 shares left which I plan to hold long term

>>12821559
>>12821536
I have my eye on VTGN right now as well
Might pick up 1000 shares after GALT partners/sells if it stays at, near, or below its current price until that happens (as long as it happens before Baylor/VA readouts)

>>12821535
The fuck do you care? Do you have family in china? Do you own a business here that's struggling because of China? Or do you just dislike them because they're psychopathic commies? If it's the latter than I'm sorry no one really cares especially wall street just look at PCG.
Evil will always prevail on the street because evil makes money. And that's what matters to investors.

>>12821428
Jesus, last night I was kicking myself for holding SGMS through earnings and was really dreading holding IQ through theirs. It's been a good day.

>>12821550
>>12821559
Thanks anons.

>>12821428
they are, there's just so many of them it doesn't affect anything

CERU my n*ggas

>>12821568
Traders/forums are speculating it will be around then when they release the data. I had some NVAX a few months ago I got around 1.70 and sold at 2.20. It' getting close to a price I might consider buying back in.

>>12821531
you're going to love stacking your profits away in dividend producing stocks. it seems like nothing at first but wait 2-3 years and you'll see a snowball

>>12821585
I care because supporting them is voting for their crazed big brother system. Who cares if it makes money in the short term, that money is useless without freedom. The Chinese government would tell you what you can't and cannot buy. Your philosophy that evil always wins because it's evil is childish. America won it's war for independence and toppled the USSR, you're just jaded from watching too much tv and being on the internet too long.

IQ "beats" earnings and is red. It's almost like they are still a losing company and smart money sold during the run-up.

>>12821616
I'm hoping it comes out after my call for 3/15 expires, so I can walk away with my premium and set up for the big swing

>>12821585
And don't forget that China is COMMUNIST at heart, which means as soon as they can they will turn everything they get their hands on into a workers paradise AKA sweatshops.

>>12821585
This. If it doesn't bother the MMs it shouldn't bother you. You're playing a game with someone else's rules, adding rules of your own is just holding you back. I hate China, they suck, but I'm in IQ, CGA and also watching YI and NIO for possible moves in the future. If anything when it comes to IQ you can just be glad that it's a product which is isolated to Asia, so whatever money you make is taken from the Asians and taken to the US.

Where the fuck are the Kraft earnings I'm selling this shit tommorow for del Monte regardless of what happens for having such an ass backwards earnings announcement you are a blue Chip food company not Amazon.

>>12821442
I believe its a good pick. their pipeline targets diseases and essentially cures them. currently 64million market cap

>>12821642
They've just had a bit too much price increase recently. They will stabilize around 20-23 then continue the march upwards (barring other news).

'other news' will be the main factor to IQ price over the next few months I think.

>>12821645
For such a small company it is crazy that NVAX is in the top ten in shorts for the entire stock market.

>>12821668
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20190221005988/en/Kraft-Heinz-Reports-Fourth-Quarter-Full-Year

Not sure what the analysts predicted but here it is

>>12821665
buying their stock is lending them your cash in the form of driving their prices up. why would anyone support a country that has things like "sharp eyes" and "sesame credit"?

>>12821533
I think something will happen with Galt soon. Time is of the essence and the battlefield is mostly set and surveyed.

ARE YOU SERIOUS KRAFT
ARE YOU FOR REAL

>>12821681
It's down 10% in after hours holy shit.

>>12821645
Since all of the NVAX options expire on March 15th I wonder how they will approach releasing the data? Seems like if the CEO wanted he could make/break a lot of people with when he releases it.

>>12821674
.63 on a $2 call. The Vega is fucking ridiculous

>>12821681
>>12821668
FUUUUUUUUUUUU

its down almost 9% after hours


welp, looks like I'll have to determine if it's worth DCAing or just holding for the divvy

>>12821689
I hope for a bo

>>12821674
That's because everyone's been waiting for great news from them for as long as I've been playing the stock market. They were one of my first purchases, back in 2014, because of motley or whatever popped up in google when I was looking for shit to invest in.

>>12821533
Why would the value of a bio pharma hinge on trade with China?

>>12821687
So we're supporting the great China bubble? Sounds like we're doing the lord's work, I might play there but it's all going to collapse some day.

>>12821699
I'd rather he punish the really greedy people who write new calls after the March expiration

>>12821706
So do I. Id shit myself if it were 8 times the current stock price or more.

welp another 8 months of bag holding for me

>>12821389
>>12821369
how did they do

>>12821705
The divy will be cut with this dismal report Jesus Christ all my money is gone I could have bought mkc at $120 instead but I bought this shit boomer company because it was on sale fuck me.

>CZR beats the shit out of expected EPS
>lolsideways
Fuck this game

>>12821734
image a rockhard sperm whale dick shoved up a virgin 18yr old boy's asshole

>>12821693
>>12821681
>>12821696
Kraft JUST

ow my bum

buying more KHC

>>12821734
How did they do? Ill tell you how they did
STAB STAB STAB IN THE BACK

>>12821764
good thing my entire investment was only $1075

i'll just hold and if they cut or reduce their dividend I'll cut my losses then

>take a great American company in Heinz and an average company in Kraft
>Combine them together into one horrible company because greed

What did that boomer fuck Buffett mean by this?

>>12821783
Honestly if the price sticks to where it is now I might buy some of it tomorrow.

>>12821745
> tfw you thought it was a sale but it turns out it was a clearance.

>>12821582
I have a question. Why do you think a deal will happen by the end of q1?

>>12821773
>>12821764
its alright lads, we're getting our money back through Shekel Shyster & Rosenbergoldbaumstein in the form of shareholder derivative suit

"The Company received a subpoena in October 2018 from the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (the "SEC") associated with an investigation into the Company's procurement area, more specifically the Company's accounting policies, procedures, and internal controls related to its procurement function, including, but not limited to, agreements, side agreements, and changes or modifications to its agreements with its vendors."

>>12821719
it doesn't in the long run, but it might follow the rest of the market down in the short term due to market correlation

>>12821757
hot

>>12821764
>>12821773
>>12821757
i...t doesnt look that bad

so basically to make money in the stock market I just have to do the opposite of what you guys say right?
this is gonna be easy.

>>12821827
>>12821719
>>12821689
assuming that there is no trade deal and an escalation of the trade war, that is, not now

>>12821839
oh wait nvm
;_;
was looking at chart wrong

eeek :(

>>12821641
I think their big brother system is cool and definitely where the human race is headed. Your only chance is to become rich enough to rise above it.

>>12821641
Lol seething boomer who refuses to bend
Obviously you’re worthless just stick to your ford and steel shares boomer

>>12821840
hahaha but 60% of the time, we're right every time.

>>12821840
how to make a small fortune in the stock market: start with a large fortune

Buying more KHC tomorrow if it stays under 43.20

I'm not a flexible man

I'm hungry

>>12821369
>>12821389
>>12821668

RIP boomer stock

>>12821861
I don't think that all the money in the world can buy that.

>>12821642
>IQ "beats" earnings and is red
>-1.4% after hours

That's nothing. GOOS dropped 12% on earnings beat last week and proceeded to shed another 3% the day after.

>>12821878
Have you watched Altered Carbon? Think meths.

>>12821840
My friend told me his Reddit forum was almost perfectly opposite the market, which is genuinely impressive in a way

>>12821871
preferably someone else's fortune, and you make a % of gains by managing it.
some idiots throughout the 80s and 90s especially made BIG money to basically do as well as the index

>>12821861
The end goal of totalitarianism is the destruction of freewill and autonomy. That might sound false or outlandish, but it's true. Through the means of technology we will one day be able to eliminate free will in people, the only thing that would stop that would be through popular convention of the society that invents the technology.

Do you really want to hand the world over to a group of old chinks and their computer AIs who monitor you closer than a maximum security prisoner when technology to fuse our brains with computers is being developed?

think about it.

No one can get rich enough to escape a hell whole as big as the one that's being dug right now.

HOLY HECKIES o_O
Kraft Heintz going to jail :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHERE'S MY MOON MISSION?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If anyone wants more information on Kraft I hosted a full report on it at the link below. I use burner cards to get unlimited trails to Zacks Ultimate.

>https://docdro.id/QuBI5NL

So I'm thinking that its probably a great time to buy cheapo weed stocks, as I've cme to the conclusion that the 2020 election will be very positive towards weed. Everyone, even if its just lip service, will talk good on legalization. Thus I have come to the conclusion that dropping no small amount on weed is at worst a not dumb idea, and at best absolutely genius.

>>12821854
GAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHHH
YOUR BLOOD

BUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFETTTTTTTTTTTT

>>12821922
>No one can get rich enough to escape a hell whole as big as the one that's being dug right now.

That's the whole point of the system dude. To control the poor. Chinese CEOs don't need to worry about Good Citizen Points and shit like that.
And honestly, the vast majority of society are simpletons that lack direction, so I don't care. If anything my life would benefit from AI direction. I thrive in a structured environment.

>>12821734

Swing and a miss.

>For the fourth quarter, Kraft Heinz reported earnings of 84 cents a share on $6.89 billion in revenue. Those results fell short of Wall Street expectations for earnings per share of 94 cents on revenue of $6.93 billion, according to Refinitiv consensus estimates.

>>12821931
which company tho? theres so many. most will die

>>12821929
much love thanks for posting these

>>12821931
I second the political angle, but I PROMISE YOU that it is at least 75% priced in. I don't want to waste any more breath cautioning people about weed stocks because there is a lot to discuss. But lots of the upside things are priced in, and remember that external competition (new players) and other market forces can crush any single weed company. I don't think buying it is a bad idea, but you can't just buy the top 5-10 companies and expect your investment to double without risk.

>>12821945
Buffet forever my boy. got KO cheapies, bout to get KHC cheapies.

ah man it's sad to see all these divbros getting blown out because what they do is from the right place, (investing over speculation) but they fell for the div meme. education can be painful

>>12821953
>Chinese CEOs don't need to worry about Good Citizen Points and shit like that.

Yes they do because the trust between themselves and other power players in the system is that they toe the party line. If all the power players get together and agree they can all get away with certain behaviors that is fine, but a few slips and then they are all paranoid of each other and spy on one another.

>>12821922
Fuck off back to /pol/ you moron you’re speculating and projecting your insecurities so hard I can’t even fathom how hard you probably jerk off to fake videos of Xi getting fucked in the ass
Everyone knows China is fucked but people want to make money and China is a huge population of money so fuck off and keep your FUD platitudes to yourself
Are you gonna bitch how PCG is still growing and gonna shoot back to 50 by end of year even though they actually caused deaths? Because if you’re so thin skinned you can’t support companies guaranteed to make money just because they represent something bad then that’s on you.

>>12821979
If you ever want another company just ask.

>>12821991
you're so mad you're probably stupid

There is $2.5T in BBB rated corporate debt

>>12821923
it's up .74% after hours, jeez, what do you want? A return to yesterday's close or something? Don't get greedy.

>>12821991
Honestly if I could invest in a company that sells cooked babies and was promised 10,000% gains...

>>12822016
Quality retort just quality

>>12821993
anything from the toplists that they have. top value, dividend, growth stocks, top by industry, etc.

very grateful

Kraft and the SEC? Yikes.

>>12821353

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0QYgBsKLJ6o

Delete this

Tell me I’ll be alright

>>12821991
>projecting your insecurities

China has both the sharp eyes and sesame credit system, is a huge economy, and wants to take over the world.

Whatever, it's wasted breath, 30 years from now the dark masters will have finished their work and you factory farm peons will get to wonder how the hell they ended up with electronic policemen AI monitoring their thoughts in real time.

I'm not buying anymore. Bought 100 shares at 47 which was a big part of my portfolio.

I will buy 100 more if it sees the mid 30s.

>>12822054
It can always be worse. You're not in a bad spot at all and don't let yourself get fucked by doing stupid shit because you lost a little.

>>12822054
You'll be alright


(IF you invested intelligently but just got major unlucky)
or
(IF you learned a valuable lesson)

>>12822045
Here is some of their lists. Too lazy to do them all.

LCI needs to stop being a cunt and get to 20+ already.

>>12822101
thanks much

>>12822109
Its up 100% in just 3 months. Give it sometime.

>>12822057
Look brah we are all headed towards extinction, might as well make money off it and die in a masarati than a beat up ford

>>12822033
Man, I feel you. That's why I own PCG shares at an average of 13.

IT'S OVER FOR AMERICAN-FOODCELS

>>12821931
>as I've cme to the conclusion that the 2020 election will be very positive towards weed

Agreed but I don't care for the looks of most of the charts right now. CRON is running way too hot. WEED/CGC is bearish. ACB surprisingly looks half decent with an intact rising channel going on.

Two weed tickers I'm watching very closely are CWEB and CROP. CROP keeps testing 0.315 support and holding it. CWEB has had a significant drop off and may be approaching some kind of support in near future. I'm not currently in either. Just waiting. Oh, also, keeping an eye on my favorite dude weed biofarms; tetra biopharma. It's consolidating after a sharp drop off a couple weeks ago.

>I/we am/are have no position in any of the aforementioned equities, however, I/we reserve the right to long and/or short without notice or warning.

>>12822119
stylistically and personally I'd rather ride and die in a beat up old ford over a Maserati, but I don't disagree with the spirit of your post

>>12822119
Fuck a Masserati, I'm going out in a Lambo SUV like a real gaudy son of a bitch.

>>12821979
>bout to get KHC cheapies.

Yepper. Just shot straight to the top of watchlist.

>>12822133
KRAFT WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU COMMIT FINANCIAL CRIMES YOU MAKE KOOL-AID

>>12822163

give ultra cheap cheapies

>>12821341
Hey guys . I have been wanting to get into trading , i do a little now. I have a few questions maybe someone could point me in the right direction.
I dont have big pockets , i have about $1500 , $500 invested in weed stocks and $1k un invested .
I am not asking for what stocks to put my money in. I can do my own research on those .
What i am more interested in , is , what are the best platforms to trade on. What is the best website for news . and what are the best charting programs (free).
I am trying to find a charting /screener that is free . i am not sure if those exist, it seems like everyone wants you to buy this and subscribe to that but wait dont foget to buy this tool too.
I am currently trading on robinhood because my portfolio isnt vauable enough and i dont want to take the comission hits.
I do have a fidelity account as well but no money in there .
Any advice as to what programs , and trading platforms are the best would be much appreciated !

>Kraft's dividend is going to 40 cents
THIS IS GE ALL OVER AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kraft under $40

>>12821935
good job picking a CRIMINAL COMPANY

>>12822163
For the memes. Someone needs to get koolaid guy busting through the floor for next thread image.

Hmmm.... maybe I don't want those cheapies after all.


>Kraft Heinz also disclosed a subpoena from the SEC, writing, "The company received a subpoena in October 2018 from the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (the "SEC") associated with an investigation into the company's procurement area, more specifically the company's accounting policies, procedures, and internal controls related to its procurement function, including, but not limited to, agreements, side agreements, and changes or modifications to its agreements with its vendors."

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/kraft-heinz-earnings-reveal-sec-investigation-and-massive-write-offs-stock-plunges-2019-02-21

>>12822182
>just to specify that's 40 cents per quarter, 1.60 per year
>still down by almost half from 2.50 annually

>The company said it is lowering its quarterly dividend to 40 cents per share as it seeks to accelerate the "deleveraging process to provide greater balance sheet flexibility."

YOU ONLY HAVE A 50% DEBT TO EQUITY RATIO YOU FAGGOT, WHAT ARE YOU DELEVERAGING
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BUY OUT ANOTHER PRETZEL COMPANY

>>12822138
Hexo and APHA are the next to pop don’t look at ACB for long term and in the short you may get lucky if it goes to 9 but it’ll take a very good news article to do it

XOG is looking really good.

>>12822200
>a food company is the next Lehman brothers

>>12822211
APHA has already popped a bunch

On the bright side if my KHC shares bankrupt my Mkc shares will moon because they will get to pick through their top assets for cheapies.

>>12822196

>>12822200
>>12822215


What about fishing for a PG&E situation here with some long calls?

they fall and fall and suddenly the SEC says 'JK its all OK'

>>12822241
Acceptable for the time frame.

>>12822220
Just sold my KHC, will offset taxes in 2019 and put it in ITW. what a shitshow jfc

>>12822241
Fucking nice
Mine was literally the laziest attempt at a meme but I have to go to work

>>12822159
me put buy orders @ 32

>>12822215
>>12822163
kek

>>12822241
this will be next thread
we must make kraft jail memes

>>12822278
Ratsu might OD tonight, pray for him

>>12822246
Still have to deal with the slashed dividend, can't return to normal. Interesting thought however is if they have an actual plan for that money, like deleveraging to free up more leverage to make an acquisition. Take a big hit now, knowing that the SEC was going to fuck your share prices anyway and have a killer late 2019-2020. It's risky, but I'm kind of with you. It's all about what they do with the money at this point. Remember, they just fucked with the boomers cruise money, boomers need cruises.

This is KHC's CEO who defrauded countless macaroni and cheese suppliers
Say something nice about him, smg

Member when Kraft Heinz was $40?

>>12822312
The dividend had to be cut if they're going to turn things around.

If it holds under 40 I'm a buyer.

>>12822312
A company gutted out by Buffett, who thought this was a good investment?

>>12822291
nuuuu ratsu no die ;_;

Did anyone in here kill it on khc puts? I like looking at winning positions

>>12822336
>turn things around
By doing what?? Buying back up ketchup supplies?

>>12822312
I'll give it some time to settle, but the 'food company' fundamentals haven't changed for me.
The company makes a lot of money, even if they just chopped it apart and sold it off the current share price is a discount.

I give AT LEAST 50% chance the SEC thing is just a slap on the wrist.

>>12822336
depending on how low it goes I might push all in. Super vulnerable to cheapies, when it is a company that is actively making money.

>>12822330
doesn't have that CEO look to me. he probably wasn't involved in the fraud

KRAMER ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT HEINZ EVERYONE TUNE IN HE'S GOING TO PUMP US BACK OVER 40

>>12822332
They just dropped 18% to sub 40 SP after hours.

Maximum kek achieved

Look at these GALT gainz bois

>>12822364
Pay down the debt took on through the acquisition which was a lot. Invest in making their staple products healthier. Advertise products that fit with current consumer trends. Acquire healthier product lines.

>>12822376
MACARONI AND CHEESE DON'T RAPE ME PLEASE

>>12822393
hopefully GALT will make this thread realize that biotechs aren't as bad as they previously thought they were

It's still fucking dropping

>>12822417
:(

HOLY CRAP
COOLAID CRASHING THE MARKET

>>12822395
>healthier product lines.
This really is the future. If you look at what Kroger has done with their Simple Truth brand organic fucking everything and how well that sells you can tell it's a fucking winner. I just wish Kroger had spun off Simple Truth at some point so you could invest in it without having to wait years for those fucks to do anything. I used to work for them. In 2017 we were using DOS based everything inventory control systems. From what I understand they still are. Kroger stores are what's dragging down their share price funnily enough.

>hmmm I like this stock
>buy shares
>gets memes on /smg/
>oh ha ha those are funny
>stock fucking plunges a few weeks later
If I see F start being memed hard here I’m selling

>city of STMP

nothing like a little 50% haircut over earnings

>>12822468
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-02-21/step-aside-volkswagen-ford-finds-problem-emissions-testing-stock-slides

>>12822417
I never thought they were bad but risky so bad only in that sense. Upside potential is huge.

>>12822429
I've been burned like this before from shit stock meemed here. Now I flip a coin first

>>12822361
i just sold all my KHC (well when market opens) probably for a $200 loss. I'd like to see someone who's making money off my misery

is this the part where I put my life savings into STMP calls?

>>12822522
I'd honestly rather hold and watch it reach 0 than sell for a 36% loss at this point. At least then I know everybody is as unhappy as I am.

>>12822562
"no"

>>12822548
I'll buy them. Thanks for the cheapies.

Had my first shareholder's conference call today, now I really feel like a big boy.

>>12821341
I bought three shares in GE, I hope the GE9X sells well

I'm salt I didn't wait to buy NVAX.

Cramer just did a well thought out, full hour long show leading up to a ten minute climax of telling everyone to buy the Heinz dip.

Unironically bullish.

>>12822636
Cramer and his buddies are dumping every last share they own

That's how Wall Street works

>>12822133
>>12822163
F

on the real tho, some big guys prolly want some ubercheapies cuz they know bonds wont save em from whats comin
inb4 literally nothing comes of it and its forgotten

>>12822636
wew

>>12822649
this

>>12822649
Nah he's not one of (((them))). You had to watch the show though to see how genuine he was. Haven't watched him in years but it was a great speech.

What is the benefit of using a brokerage vs just using Robinhood I'd you are fine with the stocks they offer on it?

>>12822664
>Nah he's not one of (((them)))
>thinking him being a goy makes it any different
its wall st senpai
this is either to dump it and get mad cheapies, or hes doing it to provide liquidity for himself and his.
hes a hedgefund manager, and they need liquidity to leave positions. if retails selling AND tutes, its gonna go down FAST and slippage will be immense

personally i think its the former (ploy to stock up before lawsuits scrapped and divs get hiked again) but it could always be simply for liquidity so they can sell out

never forget that cramer is an absolute shark and knows damn well how to take others money, or he wouldnt have a hedge. desu i respect him more because he doesnt try to hide it

What the fuck is the point of a reverse split when there's a 99.9% chance of it tanking your stock?

Is the psychological effects of having a larger stock price really quantifiably more profitable?

>>12822054
>he didn't invest in a mutual fund
yer fuck'd dude

So i said IIPR was going to have a good day didnt I ;)

It appears to be trying to go parabolic

I know this is vague but does anyone have that reaction image with the anime girl crying and the subtext "I should have never trusted an anonymous image board"?
I have an idea for OC

>>12822770
I literally sold taking a loss this morning.

>>12822732
need to be >$1 to be listed on NYSE

>>12822723
The episode seemed very genuine. He talked about things he learned from watching his parents invest. He said when he first started with Goldman, his first heavy position was Heinz because he thought it was the American standard and it tanked and he almost had to close his fund because he was in a bull market like. He said once he finally sold and bought the hot stocks he made tons of money but of he just held Heinz today it would have been better off. He didn't even directly say buy but anyone with a brain could put together what he was trying to say.

I don't even like the guy or watch I just was bored in the hotel traveling for work and happened to turn it on. Also I was going to buy more anyways I was just impressed with the episode. He didn't press a single button or yell. It had a feeling of it being his swan song.

>>12822212
Up .3 since I wrote this.
Buy the dip tomorrow morning during power hour. Tell me how much money you make while my buying power is tied up in praying for reversals.

>>12822732
Needs to be greater than 3 usd to list on nasdaq capital exchange.

A lot of institutional investors have governing rules barring them from taking position positions in stocks not listed on certain exchanges for the sake of fiduciary responsibility, so it can bring in liquidity.

I'm in a dude weed stock that's going 5:1 to list on nasdaq sometime in the next 2 weeks, you really need to scrutinize management and gauge whether you think they'll be competent enough to babysit the SP with news releases for a while after.

>>12822429
Um

Can somebody tell me if their website isn't working or if its just me https://www.seelostx.com

fuck

I'm getting nervous.

jesse chris
38.75

>>12822983
Tomorrow's the time to buy.
Kraft isn't going outta business.

>>12822999
Lets hope these digits give you more power than your IIPR decision

I want to add $6000 worth of 1 stock this year to my roth. What should it be boys?

I was tempted to buy some Kraft Heinz but opted not to because it's a thursday and I should wait until monday or tuesday to buy stocks.

Glad I didn't now.

>>12822938

>>12822101

These sorts of lists are very helpful for screening a bunch of potential new additions to watchlist. I use the leaf equivalent fairly often. Standard procedure is check all stocks with a AA, AB/BA, BB, and AC/CA ratings for value/growth; chart first, quick skim on financials, figure out next earnings and ex-div dates.

leaf lists here. Note that the list isn't updated very often so never buy anything on this without checking on your own to see if situation has changed recently:
https://www.moneysense.ca/save/top-200-canadian-blue-chip-stocks-for-2018/

>>12823077
Yeah, I do pretty well when I use the list as a starting point to research. They update most of those a few times a week with e-mails to the paid subs. It's like $250 or so a month, but I just use trials over and over.

OH NO NO NO

>>12823048
PLX

>>12822673
Taxes for one, brokerages let you choose tax lots unlike Robinhood this making it a manual effort that no one really understands if they’re college kids

>>12823094
It's time for the plunge

>get wiped in crypto
>decide from now on I'll only put my money in safe, blue Chip,. dividend paying stocks
>just getting started, go all in on 100 shares of KHC
>down 25%

Has anyone in history been more JUST'd than I am?

>>12823147
Baggie is down 80% since January. He hasn't posted since earnings came out, so he might really have liked himself this time

>>12823147
>>just getting started, go all in on 100 shares of KHC
Why would you buy cheese as a first investment?

>>12823147
dude just wait 10 years lmao

>>12823164
I was buying ketchup with the cheese being a bonus.

>>12823094
>line chart

Gross.

Too early to call third peak a lower high yet. It has to break down first. If/when it does I'm looking at a retest of ~$23,350 if not the 2018 low of $21,712.

>>12823147
In order for 10% of traders staying profitable who do you think has to always lose?

>>12823175
Why would you buy ketchup.? The future is clearly sriracha.

>>12823147
>go all in on...

k but why tho?

>>12823186
>10%

>>12823147
>Has anyone in history been more JUST'd than I am?
I bought SN.

Bernie is biggest enemy of people. And democrats.

A man like Bernie has never took risk, never managed teams, never built business; yet he thinks he’s qualified to lead greatest trading nation ever?

Wrong.

>>12823187
>Why would you buy ketchup.? The future is clearly sriracha.

THEY HAVE DIFFERENT USES AND ARE NOT THE SAME

>>12823216
That's like saying tortillas haven't bit into white bread sales.

>>12823176
candle stick charts are very noisy and nearly useless to anyone but daytraders

most people should use line, heikin, or p&f

>>12823211
>being president
>needing qualifications

lmao what year are you living in? 1999?

>>12823216

SRIRACHA IS GREAT ON HOTDOGS THO

>>12823243

NO TREND LINES
NO INDICATORS
LINE ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION

Oh fuck APHA is a buy now and has a price point of 18 and HEXO is a buy with a price point of 12
Better buy that shit up pre market fuckers

I bought 500 shares of AMD for my IRA today. I think I dun goofed the more I research. Is AMD a 3x in 10 years?

>>12823254
Wait until APHA drops again.

>>12823243
that's an opinion I haven't heard before
what makes candlesticks worse than other options

>>12823147
>going all in on one stock
>a safe approach

>>12823260
That doesn't seem like a bad buy to me. Over the next year if their increase in market share keeps showing up you'll be fine. It soared last earnings because of it.

>>12823147
Honestly, though just forget about them. Might take a few years but Kraft will survive.

>>12823291

Stock broker here, I deal with a guy who went all in on AAPL at the top, bought on margin. His 10M equity is something like 4M now.

Where my bear bros at??? Time for us to retake this general. Fuck these delusion cuck bulls. Red day and red futures. This is our time. Lets retest these December lows!!!

>>12823337
F
On the bright side, he still has at least 4 million dollars in stock alone

>>12823337
Whats the dumbest moves you've seen from people?

>>12822193
what anime is this?

>>12823277
>smalltime
H, L and occasionally HL2 are all that matters
candles are extra arbitrary noise

>>12823277
basically, it has 5 (6) points of data that no one needs to know, no one knows how its calculated, and the candles heavily obscure trends

this am what me intraday SPY candle chart looks like
there no color to the bars because the colors 100% confuse things and make it harder for recognize patterns

when me do TA, use OHLC line charts

the only time am using candles is when finding levels for daytrading, thats literally their only use

>>12823401
Gundam something something.
Unicorn I think
hail zeon

>>12823265
It’s climbed the past few days dude I don’t see it falling tomorrow either jump in now or miss out
Unless you’re a chart expert and can call it 100% then I’ll hold

>>12823440
I saw the same type of price movement when I held it. Got to 10.55 after days of growth and then went down to 9.5 immediately.

>>12823300
>
Checked, I'm hoping so, AMD seems to be a good growth story

Whats gonna happen with S&P500 at 2800 resistance level?

it's the 4th test so it should go straight through it right?

I can't believe I bought the fucking top again.

>>12823415
>no one knows how its calculated
wat

>no color
that part is OK

>>12823428
I still listen to G:U OST all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KskWgQlA9Ds

>>12823470
hasn't tested 2800 yet

>>12823471
We all make mistakes man, just hodl and keep tabs on the company and decide if you want to exit early or stay long term

>>12823356
SQQQuad up

>>12823493
??? most people cant tell you how the candle chunk of candle am formed, and why one candle green and other red

also they cant tell you why one volume bar green and other red kek

>>12823493
I never liked Unicorn because it was a return to the basedboy Amuro days of the franchise.

Anything with Char fucking a little girl or edgy child soldiers is more my speed.

>>12823415

I think i'll give the all one color candle approach a try. The red/green is something I actively ignore so okay i like this idea.

BAM. LOOK AT THE BEAUTY OF GE.

>>12823253
me no ever look at charts when daytrading
just the market profile O_O

alot of times not even look at numbers, just how much and the way market price movies @_@

>>12823532
candle is red if price go down
volume bar is red if price goes down
candle indicates price movement from beginning of candle to end
wicks are in-period price movement that is outside candle bounds
4sentences to explain it all, but just about anyone can jsut figure it out by watching live candle formation

I don't really care about most other people, I'm not taking them into account in how I look at charts, but I think anyone age 8+ could just watch 1minute candles and figure out how they work
using a line hides information

>>12823540
never watched it :)

>>12823540
jesse chris
me wet watching this and squeed like little girl
what a bad ass he said / did all right things

>>12823552
yayaya
youll honestally find it better IMO

Am I the only one who paper trades earnings for a fun little hobby? I am getting pretty good at this using levels and RSI/CMF. I lose a LOT but got STMP correct with 175put which would have covered all my losses by far.

It makes me want to be ballsy and try risking my entire 2K account in one day with 100 bucks per option I feel like I could make an average of 700 bucks a day but I think everyone thinks stupid shit like that at casinos too.

Oh well just bumping the thread basically.

>>12823578
WTF you not even close to explaining any of those right
are you serious >.< ???

>>12823540
>edgy child soldiers

Try Now and Then, Here and There

>>12823597
are women actually into edgy anime characters
if a guy came up to you and acted like Sasuke, would you have sex with him

>>12823632
>>12823597
then again, you're hardly representative of the "average woman"

>>12823211
At least if that fucking retard somehow won the election we could get another southern secession movement

Fuck Yankees

>Kraft Heinz

Those are quite the iconic American companies you got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.

>>12823614
what I said about how candles are drawn is exactly how they work
they are very simple
do you really think there is some complex algorithm to determine candle and wick bounds, or colors? open, close, hi, low, up or down.

>>12823604
my RH account is basically a paper trading for-fun account

>>12823632
>are women actually into edgy anime characters
The guys from Twilight and 50 shades are basically edgy anime characters.

>>12823632
what kind of question am that? of course
but the best kind of hot / edgy character am Motoko (the major)

>>12823722
The nigger in you picture will be what irononically brings thus back to 100 a share.

You think nig nogs spending their governemnt gibs on cheap ass KD dinner and grape Kool aid are going anywhere?

Buying cheapies tomorrow.

>>12822828
lmao the dude told everyone to "buy bear" and "keep their money with bear" right up till the end

all that stuff about the KHC being gr8 and american is fine, but cramer is a professional and not one to fall in love w stonks.

financial news provides a very important service, and that is to provide liquidity for large banks and hedges. simple as

heres the real cramer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMShFx5rThI

>>12823752
noted, I'll make sure to put a include of ellipses and talk about how I want to kill my brother in my next grindr bio

>>12821922
yeah but why wouldn anyone care about that once we have self replicating machines and such high levels of efficiency that resources are ffectively endless? the future is super luxurious gay space communism

>>12823775
I was making a joke about 3G capital the retarded Brazilian PE firm that ran both companies into the ground.

I actually hold 100 shares at $47 and I should have knew better than investing in spics and boomers.

I think Im gonna cry Kraftbros

>>12823775
As much as it's beat down (-20% LMAO) I am going to give a bit before I buy. Everyone in here that didn't get JUST by it is wanting to buy it right now. I just have a feeling it is going to recover some and then some bigger money if going to JUST the people that buy.

>>12823604
>but I think everyone thinks stupid shit like that at casinos too
You're smarter than most. If you ever find yourself thinking about making gains every day you're deluded.

>>12823644
Obese men generally aren't.

>>12823604
>>12823867
Shoot for something like ~$20 day over the month (~$600 or so) and see how you do. It's really easy to paper trade when your money isn't on the line.

>>12823734
"if price go down"
isnt nearly close to explaining how candles are drawn or volume bars are colored -_-;

>>12823858
nuuuu ratsu nuuuu
me will buy some heintz stock tomarrow cheer up

>>12823858
>>12823899
It's not fair it was our turn I'm down 1k on a blue chip.

>>12823858
surely it's not that large a portion of your portfolio

>>12823552

Hmmm.... while i'm at it I think I'll try bars for a while. They're the chart style I originally started with and I have a soft spot for them.

I will call this the ocean mist scented un-candle theme.

So I figured out why Nokia isn’t popping.
China. Huwaui has basically blacklisted Ericsson and NOK to the point where unless the US completely outright denies China acces to our 5g networks then they’re gonna stay at undervalued prices.
This is absolutely absurd because NOK has so much shit to offer and unless they’re acquired-which at this point is the only feasible way for them to pop-then we have to pray trump says fuck you to Xi on 5g

>>12823858
sucks
werent you just saying the other thread that you finally got green on em today?

>>12823858

>>12823909
the world is truly an unforgiving place

>>12823899
the worst part is that the nightmare continues with BGS and campbells monday tuesday

>>12823899
if the price goes down from the open to the close of the candle
dummy

I don't think anyone has ever had a hard time understanding what a candle is.
The reason why they are so widely used is because they show the information that you want to see in a straightforward and intuitive way

>>12823935
If BGS cuts dividends and gets investigated by the SEC it is over for me, I'll find a new hobby

>>12823910
probably my third or 4th largest postion

>>12823922
yes, today it finally went net profitable after half a year lol

New thread!!!

>>12823940
>>12823940
>>12823940

>>12823928
WHY DIDN'T I BUY THE MKC DIP INSTEAD REEEEEEEEEE

>>12823912
i lik bar desu senpai

>>12823952
fug
F

>>12823956
MKC at 125 or below was a really great opportunity
Seems like it'll recover to near where it was before earnings by the time GALT sells, so I may end up trying to find a better opportunity somewhere else
I really like MKC as a company tho

>>12823952
>probably my third or 4th largest postion

that's unfortunate, but things happen sometimes
the only thing you can do is move forward

Is OPs pic back guy or a girl?

>>12823147
I bought AMD and TTWO at their tops in October...

I mean august