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>Mai-chan
anon no

NTDOY MOOOOOOONNNNNNN

Grate her flesh

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE KRAFT HEINZ GENERAL DELETE THIS NOW

What

MNKD could be making a stretch higher here soon

People who conform to the hard and fast rules about 18 being the cut off for pedophilia have 100% fapped to underage music stars.

>>12819410
Which Canadian weed stocks do I buy bros?

>>12819457
uumm... ok... >>/pol/

>>12819410
Buy REFR smart glass is future sir

>AITX

With Trump signing the EO for Space Force. We're going to the moon.

If you didnt buy the Bunge dip, Im sorry. theres still time to buy the JACK dip

>>12819410
How do we feel about ARK funds

Just another red day as a bear

Still time to get in on MOS ahead of next week. 100% beat on earnings

green EOD here we come

>always tell myself i'm gonna hold
>bitch out and sell
>stock usually hits price i originally thought it would
>never learn

Cheapies?

I just want PFE to drop another 50 fucking cents is that too much to ask for?

>>12819453
I have my Happy Kraft Heinz Wojak ready to post at after hour

>>12819510
That pic with the post made me laugh out loud. Here, for your troubles.

Can some 120 IQ brainlet explain to me WHY IS NOK NOT POPPING??? THEY HAVE EVERYTHING.
FOLDABLE TECH. NEW 6 CAMERA 5G CAPABLE PHONES. IMPRESSIVE INCOME AND EXCELLENT EARNINGS AND IMPRESSIVE VOLUME
WHY IS THIS NOT POPPING??? WHO DID NOKIA TOUCH THAT MADE THEM UNWANTED???

>>12819520
>Cheapies?

AITX
RWLK
SESN

>>12819539
because they made a product that lasts forever. the same nokias from the 90s are still working and they can't sell the new products. We have tried running over them with steam rollers, nothing works.

blessed edition

>>12819359
she cummied because that was probably first affection anyone showed her outside of rape for months

maple-sama would have never given her permission in 100000 million years
she took what she could get despite knowing the consequences

>he didn't buy pcg
Ayy lmao

>>12819546
Buy RWLK, if you must after they R/S, and get shorted into the ground.

>>12819525
Based.

where can i sell a $100 Netflix card, lads?

>>12819636
g2a

>>12819641
>g2a
interesting. thanks buddy

Why is everything in my watchlist red?

>>12819652
>tfw everything on watchlist is green and all your holdings are red

>>12819539
priced in

>>12819666
Unchecked and filtered

>>12819614
Dear Please, because the ship has flown on PCG allow me to introduce PCY. With the last letter of the symbol made different you will unlock the riches of the developing world.

>>12819454
my dad works at nintendo he says they're going to do VR for the switch

>never satisfied with my profit
being a gambling addict is a curse like no other.
you are destined for an empty life, satisfied by nothing.

>>12819712
>>12819712
>>12819712
when?

>>12819712
imagine when GoPro Fusion leads the VR POV porn revolution

>>12819727
pfft. drugs and pussy can satisfy me.

What are the best weed stocks? OGI? TRST? TLRY?

>>12819765
HEXO !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY

>>12819760
i do lines by the gram and dope by the bundle, it never lasts longer than a day or 2 and i still feel completely worthless and empty.
you're lying to yourself.

pussy feels good for 30 minutes and then it's back to emptiness.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>12819589
>1988
>what is inflation
the stock went from (split adjusted) $2.50 to $45 dollars and it's dividend was increase 6% on average every year. Both substantially outpace inflation.

So....what's your point again?

>>12819760
the only thing that satisfies me these days is Snyders Lance mustard Pretzel bites

everyone should go out and try these

>>12819605
pretty heroic, no larp

>>12819788
the new slang for cocaine should be Dividend King because of based KO

>>12819796
>Snyders Lance mustard Pretzel bites

Better than the buffalo?

>>12819796
you should try Garrdettos
they better !!

gold keeps finding ways to go lower

>>12819813
normal gardetto's are 100%. no mustard on them for me though. are they made by publicly traded co?

>>12819811
>>12819796
I like the flavored pretzel chips if I'm going for a 'dirty' pretzel experience

>>12819788
I think I must be broken or something because drugs don't do jack shit for me anymore. Coke, meth, heroin, all the same thing, hallucinogens? I could choke down cough syrup again but I've already seen the things I've seen and that stuff makes me retarded anyways. Mushrooms would be good but I only know a Canadian supplier for the synthetic stuff and it's a gamble whether it makes it across the border. Still would like to try salvia but I can't smoke and I heard that mescaline is a soft trip but nearly impossible to get.

I get more out of my fucking anti-depressants than hard drugs these days.

>>12819811
yeah but I was never a big fan of the buffalo anyway, its like the opposite

>>12819813
g-general mills logo, I have no choice now

>>12819843
is it possible that your drug habit is contributing to your depression?

>>12819843
seems we've reached peek doomer status.
it's all down hill from here.

used to get blasted off a half an oxy for 6 hours.
have to take 15 now just to get a slight nod.

my life is shit, with or without money.

r8 my portfolio smg. I need to get BST back to 45% and add exactly 11% to SPLB

SIML is going to explode..........

>>12819851
anyone else find themselves doing this: I find myself being brand loyal to the stocks I own. JNJ, PG, KHC and KO products at the store, Starbucks coffee for my coffee machine, Apple devices for my home and work, IP paper products for work, I drive a bit further to go to LOW instead of HD. Will probably add GIS this year to get their brand products.

>>12819872
Still watching SAEX

>>12819858
Contributing? Maybe, but the only hard drugs I've been taking over the past year has been the shit the legal drug dealers, the doctors, push on me. But it ain't the cause. I'd like to do shrooms therapy but good luck finding people to do that with effectively. Salvia just for the experience. Anything else is a nuisance.
Only thing I can say is DO NOT DO BENADRYL, NOT EVEN FOR MEDICAL REASONS. That shit is No. 1 reason why I'm retarded these days, no doubt about it. There might even be a chance I have dementia because of that shit. It's known to cause dementia in the elderly.
Other than me being retarded these days and the constant but mild HPPD and being fat I'm okay.

>>12819886
fucking fuck that fucking god damn fucking shit what the fuck?!?! FUCK!

thinking about placing an order in NAK @ 0.93

It popped yesterday on a draft, a DRAFT!

The report will hit and it will go to 1.05 IMO

>>12819894
I take it it went well for you?

>>12819900

Okay so eye put a order in for 0.90 I think 5 grand could be lost in numerous ways but NAKachu I choose you

>>12819884
Yeah but I usually just buy stocks what I eat anyway. GIS is my biggest position because I think Yoplait is the greatest yogurt ever invented

>>12819913
OTC is for chumps bud.

There are plenty of ways to lose your fortune on NASDAQ or NYSE pennies

>>12819926
Dude you should be eating greek yogurts, not the shitty null probiotic yoplait.

>>12819920
I might buy some more or i might put a close stop.. all my gains from SPKE are now my losses for SAEX.. still have hope for it.. still in a range i'd consider a buy..

>>12819884
>>12819926
Follow up: I drink so much Coors Light that I figured I need to own some TAP so I just bought $700 worth for my divvy portfolio on a whim. might regret that but whatever

>>12819415
>They dont even know the truth about undocumented QE
Is this a thing? Government sneakily does this?p

>>12819913
>>12819913
>>12819913
SIML is going to explode........

>>12819953
everyone always says that. I hate greek yogurt. Yoplait tastes the best, Yoplait Trix yogurt is better because its two yoplaits mixed together.
Greek Yogurt is watery. Yoplait Whipped is a good thing with a perfect texture

>>12819973
>>12819953
what the fuck ever happend to lunch bro?

>>12819960
posting proofs

>>12819926
I buy NOK because I love their phones, even though the phone portion is run by HMD global.

>TTWO
Seriously what went wrong? Do they really deserve to bottom out like this? I know they were overvalued $20 ago, but they’re still the best company out there. Meanwhile with EA and ATVI missing earnings and bombing publicly all over they’re going up. Wtf?

>>12819982
they say he got a new job but he doesnt even bother to check up on holidays now so He must be dead

>>12819973
haha is this a joke? Greek yogurt is known for being thicker than normal yogurt. Try Greek Gods yogurt, you will never go back.

P.S. if you like your electricity driven goods maybe look into NAK. It's a copper and molybdenum mine. Gold as well for all the goys

>>12820006
No one plays paid games fren...
Wait till gta6

>>12819982
Job situation changed. I think it worked out okay for him. Wait a few hours and then say "Lunchbro" three times into your bathroom mirror with the lights off and he might show up here.

>>12820006
they don't have enough LGBTOMGWTFBBQ characters

>>12820017
NAK is a gold ol’ meme here.

>>12820006
>>12820028

I do think this is fine for long term because when VR GTA comes out this will do great.

Who else here learned to trade from GTA V.

Based Dividend Stocks:
BP
CVX
RDS
T

>>12820017
>the mineless mining company

>>12820017
wtf Greek Gods yogurt is literally the type Im talking about

Bro its watery. Its like every person is trying to trick me or something. Eat Yoplait Custard and see the difference

>>12820041
Best oil is BP, RDS and EQNR

>>12820006
Video Games aren't cool anymore and they will get hurt the most because nobody will buy their products and sit at home alone like a loser playing GTA but they might still buy Madden or FIFA to play when they're drunk.

>>12820036
Meme Stocks and Dividend Stocks are the roads to riches for the 2018-2050 investor.

>>12820036
NAK ATTACK!

>>12820029
>Wait a few hours and then say "Lunchbro" three times into your bathroom mirror with the lights off and he might show up here.
last time i did that baggie posted his penis shortly after

>>12820057
this is true

>>12820049
LOL well to each his own I guess. I eat yogurt for the probiotics, not for the trix flavours.

>>12820049
The only reason to eat yogurt in the first place is if you want to live a healthier lifestyle. You might as well just eat ice cream if you're going to eat that sugary processed yoplait garbage.

>first 5G tower goes up
>"wtf why are the bees exploding"

>>12820057

>>12820043
The site is well known, the EIS report is literally tomorrow.

NUUUU ME GLORIOUS PROFITS
jk sold @ 278

>>12820084
Too many banks for my liking and not enough BP but I like the rest.

>>12820049
RIP to our fren LunchBro

>Nintendo of America Names Doug Bowser as New President
you can't make this shit up

>>12820057
You can always buy your favorites off of the VIG holding sheets
https://etfdb.com/etf/VIG/#etf-holdings&sort_name=weight&sort_order=desc&page=1

>>12820058
My account is ready.

>>12820077
shots fired!

>>12820084
>he's not getting any dividends on the 5th week of Feb.

>>12820063
jej

>>12819475
I've been monitoring but haven't had any time today to do research. WTF is this? I had a chance to FOMO in at +50% and figured that was dumb, now we're over +100% and I'm trying to figure out what the fuck I'm supposed to do. Also Schwab doesn't have a listing for market cap or outstanding shares or anything? I'm at werk, plz halp.

>>12820083
Redpill me on this.

aaaa oh my god stop dumping

>>12820077
Hater

i really hope you all shorted that nice drop from 2777.50
market is weak like my will power.
going to plunge next week.

>>12820126
;_;

>>12820105
what the FUCK, my body was not ready for Reggie to retire ;_;

>>12820137
T, VZ, NOK, ADI, SWKS, CCI, AMT, AAPL, MSFT (cloud), AMZN (cloud), IBM (security and services); QCOM, INTC

>>12820146
oh i'm sorry i didn't mean to hurt your feelings like that. I was literally being retarded thinking there isn't a 4th week in Feb since its 28 days long, but then I looked at the calendar and now I feel bad autistic dividend bro...

>>12820137
They’re going to mind control and microwave your organs, or help us backstab the reptilians. Something like that.

Anyone get this message on Reddit? Is it a scam? I occasionally post on investing and stocks forums.

>>12819510
IT HAPPENED AGAIN

$ZSAN

short it if you want to be rich overnight.

>>12820211
ellipses with only two dots should tell you all you need to know about the person you're dealing with

Ratsu I'm betraying America and buying Nestle

>>12820228
kek, good catch

>>12820211

100% legit. Go big.

>>12820212
why don't you take the anxiety out of investing and just buy stocks that you're supposed to hold forever? or a decade at minimum

>>12820077
me eat chobani
but chobani started making an inferior product once they tried 2 explaind
now me eat noosa but their yogurt quality starting go downhill too now they trying to get bigger

why cant yogurt companies get bigger w/o losing quality
me am just of think about making own homemade yogurt X_X

I think this is a fake dump.
The market doesn't want to awaken the sleeping Jerome by barreling through 2800 and approaching 3000 too quickly

The MM know they need to show Jerome some red flags every once in a while

Ex-news, I see the slow melt-up continue. 2800 (gently) next week.
not a very exciting prediction, I know.
market will move less than expected on negative, neutral, or positive China news

>>12820212
it is OK. analyze your sell positions as a whole and try and learn from them, but don't get hung up on each and every one

>>12820228
fucking kek

>>12820211
>Reddit

>>12820228
>>12820211
its LCIguy/Big5guy/Planes

Anyone else seeing the 500 million volume at 11 AM on the S&P?

My m'fing NAK order won't fill. Let this shit hit 0.91 yo

someone recommend me some more cheapies

>>12820248
i don't have much skin in the game, and i'm mostly trading for fun right now, though i've come to realize that decade long holds is probably the best strategy. if i get to the point where my swing-trading starts losing me big bucks than i'll probably just quit trading

I feel bad for shilling RWLK so hard. For those who bought at 0.34, you are the tru h(Z)eros.

>>12820241
theyre the best, Im angry Theyll never give me a chance to buy in
having african slaves instead of real workers boosts profits so much its insane

also food is getting a boost because its #CAGNY

>>12820253
>anime
didn't bother reading

>>12820277
SQQQ for a week or two, SPY puts SPXS.

>>12820277
NAK

RWLK if you are eating trix yogurt like lunchbro up there

>>12820277

>>12820291
Thanks, I'll check it out.

>>12820277
BRKA

>>12820294
I got RWLK not too long ago. Just bought NAK but should probably put more into it.

NUUU STOP CRASH
WE WERE SUPPOSED FOR V TYPE BOTTOM INTO ATH PATTERN

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>12820305
LOL one day fren.. some day.. monday

>>12820307
Don’t buy Israeli scams. Buy NAK.

alright since SN/SNEC is in OTC we need another penny play... any suggestions??

>>12820314
fuck you bears gotta eat too.

My 100% VIIX portfolio is comfy and ready for the crash.

>>12820321
my boy

>>12820320
LCI

>>12820295

Anyone besides me holding LGF (Lionsgate)?

I feel like its oversold, plus there is always buyout possibility

>>12820323
not a real crash they are just buttering up Jerome

>>12820314
Get real.

>>12820288
On a related note I decided not to buy CAG
I don't like reddiwhip and their brands are boring

Damn I switched to SPY puts after selling my SPY calls and sold at 277.

>>12820327
Very nice sir

>>12820339
Good call their products suck ass.

Buy some khc before earnings and get on the moon mission.

>>12820317
When the news is official what are we thinking? $1.50? More? There's still no mine, I'm bagholding some $2 calls expiring 3/15 that I got for super cheap, I've pretty much given up on them and if they are up anything I'm selling at news.

>>12820314
you should have bought safe Del Monte


>>12820339
They aquired Pinnacle, thats the main point. They own not only 70% of syrup now but also the only pickle duopoly against heinz

>>12820333
Exactly, let's butter up Jerome until we get the gold standard back.

>>12820327
Bruh, buying 2 shares of penny stocks is literally worthless, you only help propagate bubbles with this kind of mindset. Liquidate and go all in on something bluechip for long term or put it all on b(NAK)lack

>>12820326
>1 post by this ID

WTF is KNDI doing?

>no deal Brexit at the end of the month
>trade talks fall apart
What else is coming up to destroy the market?

hold sqqq or buy cheapos tomorrow?

>>12820383
No deal Brexit will be a ripple at worst. Trade talks continuing, if we've learned anything from Trump he will talk tough for a while before he compromises on everything that he promised, walks away with basically nothing and then celebrates his heroic victory.

>>12820365
Me did buy some more FDP on robinhood account this morning but forgot how they screw you over on market buys and they triggered for 28.50 T_T

>>12820392
Depends on your total allocation.

I don't see many valuations right now that I consider 'True Cheapies', they are mid-term cheapies at best. December lows or close to it is true buying weather.

I/we are currently long SQQQ, overall neutral

SPKE green today
Get in on this nigga

>>12820360
They want a buyout, not to actually mine.

>>12820416
the whole reason the american stock market is bullish right now is because we were getting fucked on trade but trump stopped that. Now that we've priced in the trade deal we're gonna pop if he caves.

>>12820374
That's why I said I should buy more earlier, and I will pump more into NAK soon.

>>12820416
>>12820432
Muller report also comes out next month, impeachment is just around the corner

>>12820454
If Muller report was actually something, Trump would've been impeached long time ago. It's just a pathetic attempt for a coup by democrats.

>>12820454
Retard

>>12820417
Glob.... why ;_;
Just wanted green bean cheapies

>>12820454
Nu uh, I heard directly from the guests on Hannity that Mueller isn't going anywhere but there were going to be charges coming for the Hillary email scandal/cover up. We're going to lock her up finally and erect golden statues to our supreme leader in the capital.

>>12820418
i guess when i say cheap i mean "cheaper than today and then green again monday." holding sqqq is how i'm feeling though

>>12820463
But seriously this, if for the last two years they'd been building a case against the president it would have come out by now. Bobby wouldn't tolerate having a true criminal running the white house if he had proof. There's nothing there, there never has been. Mueller has been going through the motions to show the public that he's being thorough.

>>12820479
Hannity was spot on with the national emergency declaration, the approval of kavanaugh, the kid in kentucky that stared down the stolen valor indian, and the sandy hook hoax.

>>12820463
>>12820476
>>12820479
TRUMPTARDS SEETHING!!
Orange man is going to prison and Bernie Sanders will be elected president!

Why are you guys buying SQQQ like a retard? Just buy vix etfs. You'll actually move the market down AND make much more.

thoughts on cei?

>>12820477
surely itll go back to 30 soon
*walks off to golf course*

>>12820508
He really was though, that's what everyone who mocks Fox is missing out on. They're much more plugged into what's going on when you have a conservative administration.

>>12820516
always seems like a good idea until I cum then seems like a dumb idea

>>12820510
>Based and crusty-old-communist-thats-gonna-be-assasinated-the-moment-he-tries-to-reallocate-funds-and-steal-from-the-rich-pilled
But let's be honest. The man got cucked and cried because he allowed the DNC to walk all over him. When he's in power he'll merely be a figure head bending to the will of those whom truly rule America.

>>12820512
I hold SQQQ calls and VIX ETFs. Probably overweight VIX, but we'll see.

Holding both as a rough hedge of my overall allocation

>>12820489
I just mean, be cautious about how much SQQQ you hold through the close. you may want to liquidate some

>>12820547
ew now I have to sell my remaining CEI

>>12820547
but think of all the microbial children you have created as your cum washed down the drain

>>12820534
Hannity's show is pretty good, I like when he has have Waters and Tarlov on and they don't let her talk.

Need advice. Roth in internet of things/5G and smaller bitcoinira

OR

go all in for bitcoinira?

If response gets trips I dump my Roth and my 401k all in to bitcoinira

>>12820516
I dunno I swung it a few weeks back for some reason and made a few shekels. I would never hold that shit long term.

>>12820585
earnings come out on the 25th

if these idiots dont beat their last earnings its going to tank bigly

im in too deep to sell now

im going on a ride of my life time next week

>>12820580
nice viral marketing

Getting real nervous about these czr earnings

>>12820585
also check bili

i came in today

it looks promising long term

>>12820580
go roth and buy some fucking coca-cola they're literally going to be like brawndo from idiocracy once more millenials like aoc come to power.

All in SQQQ

>this thread

>>12820619
Gen Z is going to be mostly libertarian/conservatives because they see the retardedness of millennials.

>>12820619
>But that new tech bubble though

>>12820510
I'm sure Republicans are really worried about video related getting elected.

>>12820639
This has been proven to be false though. They're more or less millenials+ at the moment, and I doubt that will change.
Generation Zyklon is a meme because you hang out on a circlejerk forum partially (if not entirely) shepherded by CIA niggers.

>>12820637
me on the bottom right

>>12820056
>lol like who would just sit and binge movies at home nonstop when you could go play outside? No one is going to pay premium prices to sit at home like a loser and watch hours and hours of movies and tv shows
Based boomer who missed out on Netflix anon
>>12820041
What did you learn from gtaV?

Who else holding IQ

>>12820670
1 IQ Put
Headed back under 20 within the next few months. (then I buy)

don't know what direction earnings will push it.

It's not a super important position to me

>>12820670
eww no. so glad I offloaded all my bags

there's probably some dude with 200+ IQ walking around out there, lol. Fucking retard

>>12820662
>shepherded by CIA niggers.
Sometimes I wonder if they've hung around so long they've been converted though.

>>12820705
It's more like 4chan has been converted by them.

>>12820712
to post tuxedo/clown pepes?

>>12820670

>>12820639
libertarians and conservatives aren't retarded eh

>>12819410
What are the the best ETFs for holding 10+ years?

How much per month to I need to invest to be a millionaire on 20 years? I'm just getting into investing.

>>12819410

>>12820662
I dunno I used to be a Liberal and then I grew up and started making money.

Thanks TVIX

i'm buying this dip. will i get fucked?

>>12820734
VTI

>>12820725
More or less. You're all basic bitch conservatives now. Viva la Israel eh?
>>12820738
Yeah that's a common story isn't it?

>tfw buying cheapies

WU easy long

Kraft Heinz will save thr market boys load up on all the cheapies you can carry.

>>12820776
>No money left to buy the LCI dip

>>12820662
Gen Z don’t seem to be universally definable by ideology, but regardless of what their beliefs actually are they’re generally going to be extreme. They’re going to be a generation that literally gets memed on, all sorts of fringe ideas and radical beliefs will come to the forefront of a highly accelerated culture war. In 20 years we’ll see LesbiaNrx HBD Proponent Antifa battling Neo-Orthodox Slavonic/Taiwanese volcels in the streets.

REFR and LCI getting fucked. How will smg ever recover.

>>12820825
personally, i can't wait for the disabled nazis shitposting for one legged states and so on.

BA puts #Winning
PFE puts #Winning
CSCO puts #Winning
KO calls #Winning
GLD puts #Winning
ok i'm getting fucked on my TLT calls
XOM puts #Winning
ok I'm getting fucked on my HD calls

All in all it was a nice day +54% and this shit isn't even over yet!

>>12820825
right, genZ seems to be getting brainwashed into extremism for some reason. looks like those soviet-era russian cultural subversion campaigns are finally paying off, for example take a look at this guy >>12820761 and that gommie faggot

>>12820277
I bought platinum group metals as well because I -know- platinum is going to go up, but found out they're owned by a South African Black Empowerment group now, so they're going to be incompetently ruined (more). I'm just waiting to get rid of some bags and I'm gone first chance I'm able.

>>12820869
what's the secret baggy?

>>12820871
Shut up Hillary.

>>12820862
By buying GALT.

>>12820880
I didn't say get paid pupper when LCIguy made the thread.

>>12820880
His secret is not posting this shit when he loses his ass.

>>12820897
I sold my GALT at $5.70 unfortunately

>>12820869
Are you prepared for the Face melting reality check Golden bull this power minute?

>>12820892
the subversion agents get angry when you uncover them dont they?
the important bit to understand is the soviets are brainwashing commie retards too, as well as organizing blm protests and other gay shit

>>12820871
centerism is the brainwashing ideology. extremism is the opposite, people have to accept them to agree with them.

>>12820869
It seems like you're always doing well, if you don't mind my asking what kind of money are you actually pulling on options? Is this your living?

>>12820936
baggie's been wiped out at least three times by my count
last month was about to kill himself via heroin overdose

>>12820914
no pump will fuck me today, I believe in the heart of the options I hold.

>>12820936
I am down 80%

>>12820902
unironically based

Why are you not holding BABA?

>>12820825
Please do not forget ecofash death squads!

>>12820953
Same. Betting big on CZR earnings

REFR is considered the leader in SPD tech, which is the only type of smart glass yet to pass ASTM-2141 accelerated aging test for electrochromic devices. This should be providing a barrier for entry for competitors using other smart glass technologies.

>>12820919
I would agree with you if we had a couple more extremist beliefs to follow. People have been looking at politics in a fairly binary way. I'd like to see politics expand like LGB did from 1990 to LGBTQ:IJWEFOHP:UOHWDF in 2019. It's heartening to see people realize that there's a difference between being conservative and being a national socialist for example (not the Nazi kind mind you, the Tucker brand.) When there are seven warring ideologies I will consider centrism to be a toxic force, in the mean time it's a way for people who aren't comfortable with defining their politics to remain semi relevant.

>>12820958
Dope, you're just a degenerate gambler like the rest of us.

>>12820862
no opinion on REFR, but things can't just go straight up forever
consolidation is common and healthy after a large run up

>>12820969
I don't trust chinks and those estimates are retarded hopium

>>12820936
Since losing 80% since January 1st I have since changed my strategy to try to predict a 1% price movement on a member of the dow 30 to collect enough money to purchase 1 share of each of the stocks in the dow 30. Then once I do that 100 times I will just fucking sell calls, and just reinvest the credit collect the dividends and when something gets called away take the cash and write puts until they give me back my fucking shares.

>>12820995
>>12820969

They come from CNN, I wonder if they are banking on the china deal being yuge or something.

I'm moderately confident there's a concerted effort in place to push down TSLA's stock price. A lot of articles filled with red herrings and disinformation, but it's cleverly hidden behind excessive and confusing verbiage. Definitely something to keep an eye on.

>>12820969
That high estimate is implied 2.5 trillion market cap.

Should I buy FDP now?

>>12821013
go to bed elon

>>12820999
checked, based and divviespilled

>>12820969
Pandora's analyst estimate was $20 three years ago

>>12820958
Damn, I thought my 20% drop was bad

In before ding ding ding

>>12820974
PS I'm not a shill, I'm a possible dupe, attempting retroactively do my DD and it actually looks ok.

>>12820917
The soviet union doesn't exist anymore and Yuri Bezmenov was just trying to fleece conservatives by feeding into their paranoid narrative about Russians trying to subvert the west through gay identity politics or some retarded shit like that. Despite the fact that homosexuality is looked down on in Russia.

>>12820974
Buy REFR sirs

>>12821012
I don't care where they come from. No real analyst gives target prices like that.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m up .23%! No time to trade today but I exited my natgas for a nice profit, my KO is doing good, and I bought WAY too many FDP shares so thank god it closed green. I was 15 minutes late for work today after staying up til 4 am making memes, now I’m all sleepy.

>>12821079
Up 2.88% from SPY calls in the morning and SPY puts towards the end of the day. My shares got pretty JUST today.

>>12821042
RUde!

>>12821079
got bogged. down 2.3%
>bought the top
>sold the low
>bought the top
also sold NTDOY before the spike

>>12821079
green day, because my stocks are green
Waiting on Kraft

>>12820734
* Indexfonds

>>12821079

Pretty shit day all in all. Could have been worst if wasn't saved by AITX 57.2%.

>>12821020
nah

>>12821096
-0.34% overall. Not too happy, I'm having a hard time deciding what I want to sell to get some cash. My position is stable but far from optimal, will take a few days to straighten it out

>>12820734
Also am I literally investing in the whole market with S & P 500?

>>12821079

Hair on the green side of flat today. Took profit on RBC this morning as they have earnings tomorrow AM and I want no part of whatever is going to happen with that. Also nudging up against high of the usual range anyway.

Coke but in a nice effort. Indexes down a smidge but no stop outs yet. CAS gently going short term bullish. Trying to get in on CROP at either 0.31 or 0.315. Maybe tomorrow.

>>12821079
up 0.99%, initiated a new position in TAP (based Coors Light and Miller Lite) and just waiting for my SBUX divvy to come tomorrow

>>12821168
no, just the 500 largest US companies

>>12821168
Most of it.

>>12821079
large drop, followed by steady recovery to end the day up ~1.3%
GALT holding its gains well

>>12821190
Did you sell some? I thought you had 300 yesterday?

>>12821079
Down by .3%, but the real swing is going to come with the CZR earnings call

This is fucking ridiculous

Down 30% in 2 days on no news

Is this trader panic or what?

>>12820734
take the boglepill

https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

>>12821226
>Down 30% in 2 days on no news

which stock?

>>12821226
Wrong pic

I always hear about people getting rich in the stock market but every book and example I come across is low returns stretched across years that acts like an inflation proof bank account rather than a money maker.

where do the stories of autistic savants making millions on the stock market come from?

>>12821226
more like we're not panicking enough. vix is too low for what this is.

>>12820734

assuming 3% inflation, absolutely 0 in savings, 2% increase in salary per year, it would take around $2,000 a month for a portfolio averaging 5% annual returns to break a million in 20 years

Best long term ETFs are Total Market ETFs

That's boomer shit though. young man like you oughta be looking at options and street level drug dealing, high risk high reward type shit

>>12821079
-0.12% today.

Thinking about buying something on Monday. Want to spend around $600. Thinking about BA, BEP, or MAIN.

>>12821219
no, that was another guy
I don't have very much money because I'm a college student, but all the money I can set aside to put into the market is in GALT atm

>>12821241
Trade options and you can make 100%+ gains or lose it all in a matter of hours.

>>12821241
here, of course

>>12821241
Gambling on zero-revenue research companies and having them moon randomly.

>>12821240

Oh. It's bioshit. Broke support so everybody sold. That seems to be the shape of it.

>>12821240
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3423038-apricus-biosciences-merge-seelos-therapeutics-shares-6-percent-premarket

>>12821242
yeah TLT bonds were lower too, something's fuckey, they're usually inverse to the damn market, so like I don't know maybe this sell off is just people pulling money out for taxes or something...

>>12821240
RIP in peace.

Yikes @ those FSLR earnings.

>>12821161
>>12821161
can you enlighten me my friend? any cheapies better than this?

Hey guys, hows this portfolio

50% bluechip dividend stocks
50% DUDE WEED "growth" stocks

Is this a foolproof plan?

>>12821270
I really hope that’s it. As long as there’s not something fundamental I can just hodl. It’s way undervalued right now. I’ve done my DD and the company looks to have some potential breakout

>>12821285
there are about a half dozen cheapies I'm loading up on, I don't feel strongly enough about them to recommend.

In absence of high-tier solid cheapies, remember that cash is very nice for future hunting opportunities.
right now I'm not holding as much cash as I would like, signs point towards juicy cheapies soon (but not yet)

>>12821241
if you want to be an autistic savant you need to put in autistic savant amount of work
take WB, he went though trash to count bottle caps and found coca cola was the best selling, so he bought a shit load of KO.
nowadays its harder, gotta dig though earnings reports for 8 hours a day and find arbitrage opportunities.

>>12821291
ACB and SEEL are what’s fucking my portfolio right now. Go with Tilray CRON or APHA on the dip

>>12821241
you can do the bio-pharma moon mission, you can do the options market, and you could of course just get lucky and time every trade to enter at a bottom and sell it at a top.

>>12821291
Dude weed stocks are over valued right now.

unleash the new thread!!!

>>12821341
>>12821341
>>12821341

>>12821120
I'm the guy who did it yesterday. Sorry breh. Didn't mean to create a monstah.

>>12821321
That’s a retarded sampling. Unless he went through a 1000 different trash cans in 1000 different areas of varying income

F cheapies tomorrow?

>>12821332
>y
how much do i need to invest in the biopharma moon mission pre-clinical penny stock to make it?

>>12821241
>where do the stories of autistic savants making millions on the stock market come from?
From the couple of people who really make it. If you look around here you'll see that probably 80% of the people in SMG are trying to be that person. We're betting on low cap stocks with big growth opportunities, trying to figure out which biotech stock is going to explode next, buying companies ahead of hopeful buyouts, trading options or doing TA to try and do short term trades. All of these strategies are valid except for TA and options (unless you're autistic and use advanced strategies for options.) Nobody in this general is legit rich from doing this, even with (or maybe because of) our pooled resources. It's hard. It may be that the market makers are really that good at rigging things so only they can pull this shit, it may be because we don't have enough starting capital, it may be because the market is just a bunch of numbers moving around because of hard to predict variables. It doesn't matter, it's just hard. But it is possible.

>>12821241
I don't think any of the autistic savants would be writing books or doing anything else that would involve interaction with the public, especially after they've already made millions and don't need no book money. I know I sure as shit wouldn't and I'm only slightly autistic.

> -. 03%. ; - $54

Overall in the green but gold took a dump today. A big fibrous dump.

>>12820277
LPTX

>>12821391
>>12821241
Some guys who have made it point out everything the other guy did but also admit that alil luck is also what is needed.
That's why all these economist and such aren't stinking rich even though the stock market is pretty much their life.
Though through intelligent® investing™ Anyone can "beat" the market and walk away with better returns than a mutual/retirement fund and make good returns that they'd have never realised doing shit.
Which I think alot of guys here are getting away with atleast.
In the end savvy investment is worth it.

>>12821187
>>12821186
Is there a pendant for other continents/countries?

The best would be to have a catalog of all the indexes and what they actually imitate.

I wanna put money into AI and robotics. What are some indexes (please give WKI and such so I can research them) dedicated to these areas?

>>12821237
Sounds gay.

Does even one of you use this?

>>12821254
We have time. Boomers don't.

Care to elaborate a little further one whole market index funds?

>>12822422
I do