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smg is a bully free zone edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

On the last episode of SMG:
>>12798111

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FUCK APPLE
FUCK COKE
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY

FUCK
BOOMERS

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>He didn't listen about CBLK.
>He didn't listen about MOS for earnings on the 25th.

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>>12801080

Based.

>> No.12801099

REFR

>> No.12801121
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12801121

BUY THE FOUR ELITE AUTOS
HONDA
VOLVO
BMW
GM

>> No.12801122
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>CRMD

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17G2-tBNFjU

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I control the future of NFLX
It will end the week under 350

ITS OVER FOR YOU (this week) REED

>> No.12801130
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12801130

What's your one good stock that's a must have?

>> No.12801133

>>12801121
Why?

>> No.12801140

>>12801128
Is that a fellow Yotsubro?

>> No.12801142
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12801142

It's supposed to snow 5-7 inches here. This is the shittiest winter I've had in years. Been sick twice already. Feeling very depressed due to lack of sunlight. Falling behind on my exercise routine.

But Galt and LCI are saving me.

>> No.12801143

>>12801121
ford is the only viable option, then GM(?-ish)

>> No.12801145

>>12801130
NVAX

>> No.12801147

>>12801130
KEURIG DR. PEPPER
D
P

>> No.12801148

>>12801130

>F

Get your dividend. Will go back to $12.

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Bullish on PRTY

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>>12801133
They experienced the highest growth in the domestic US market for electric cars (other than Tesla, obviously)
Electric cars will ELECTRIFY the market!!
>>12801143
Ford is shit. They are going for trucks and SUVs right before an economic downturn?? LMAO
They don't even have viable electric vehicles on the market. Sucks to suck, BAG HOLDER

>> No.12801153

>>12801130
PLX baby

>> No.12801165

>>12801152
WHO has a viable electric vehicle right now anon?? NO ONE is buying cars (which is odd) but suvs and trucks.

>> No.12801168

>>12801080
after social security crashes in 202X I plan to launch my busiess idea where boomers sign a contract that allows them to recieve social secuirty for 3 more months but after that they have to go into the onions green machine.
will you invest?

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GOOS says that will be quite enough now to the bear.

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>PCG announces bankrupcy
>shares shoot up another 45%

Why aren't you investing in corrupt public utilties, /smg/?

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>He didn't buy PCG at 6
>He didn't buy REFR at 2

To the moon

>> No.12801181 [DELETED] 

>>12801165
30% GROWTH YOU DUMB NIGGER
T H I R T Y P E R C E N T
https://insideevs.com/monthly-plug-in-sales-scorecard/
HUH???

>> No.12801189

>>12801168
what if I offered reverse social security loans. Where I give you the cash up front but collect all your social security benefits until you die?

>> No.12801194

>>12801148
Will never sell my 100 shares of F

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>>12801176

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>>12801140
she's the best (but I like them all so much)
I could never reveal to anyone I know IRL how much I like decent romance manga

>>12801130
SGMO


SPX under 2770 end of day or stabilize here?

>> No.12801199

>>12801152
I agree Ford made a terrible decision and is fucked but I think holding any auto over the next ten years is bagholding.

I guess if a gun was held to my head I'd go Tesla or Kia as a value play.

I don't understand you being bullish on electric cars but not owning Tesla memes aside they are the only one with any growth prospects and the type of person that wants to buy an electric car is the type of person that would have to own a Tesla. (Image). All those other companies even if their electric division does manage to catch up to Tesla you gotta baghold all their other shit portfolio like Cadillac and all that other boomer shit where the electric division is just a small portion of their sales.

>> No.12801200

>>12801122
>thought I bought crmd friday
>excited for moon
>realize I didn't buy any at all ever
FUCK. I still bought in because I know it's going to go up more, but i can't fucking believe I missed out on 11% today.

>> No.12801202

>>12801195
Heat rises

>> No.12801205

Who is feeling euphoric today?

>> No.12801212

>>12801197
headphones a best

>> No.12801213

>>12801176
already did. bought at 9, sold at 15. I'm not sure whether I should buy back in now at 17 because I have no idea what the future holds due to its bankruptcy proceedings.

>> No.12801217

>>12801142
Try taking vitamin D supplements

>> No.12801220

>>12801212
old men

>> No.12801222

>>12801176
fuck, held off on this one when it was $8. is this a fucking buy still ?

>> No.12801230

>>12801199
Yeah fuck the portions of the company that are turning a profit, skim it all down to the R&D bullshit side of the company that hemorrages cash.

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>>12801130
LMT

>>12801121
>not F, TM, RACE, and FUJHY
you sound like the true faggot

>>12801199
>>I agree Ford made a terrible decision and is fucked
GM did the exact same thing a month or so later

also Ford did it to focus on preparing for mass EV production in the near future, along with diverting extra capital into EV R&D while they upgrade the factory floors

>> No.12801237

>>12801189
set up your stall next to where boomers need money quick

>> No.12801245

So how did everyone do today?

>> No.12801249

>>12801176
what the fuck?

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These niggers really trying to make it a red day in the last 5 minutes.

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>>12801199
Checked for good deep thoughts
Electric divisions for Honda, BMW, Volvo and GM are relatively small for the overall size of the company. This is definitely a long term play.
Only 1% of US households own electric vehicles.
Every January I look at the data and see which four brands experienced the highest electric vehicle growth and buy those. We'll see how it turns out
>>12801233
TM is a good buy for it's PEG ratio, however only experienced 23% EV growth
Ferrari has no E L E C T R I C cars, and subaru is for lesbians and white niggers

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>REFR

>> No.12801261

>>12801237
So where the bread lines wrap around the corner after the socialists kill the economy?

>> No.12801271

>>12801258
;_; earth-chan

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>>12801205
must be the full moon desu

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>>12801271
I'm an environmental biology major and unironic ecofascist
Soon we will purge the earth to save earth-chan

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .08%, in cautious positions now since no time to trade today. Those last 15 minutes sure were something.

>> No.12801282

That NKE sell off at the very end some how pushed me into the green for the day. I am very happy now.

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Markets closed. How did everyone do?

>> No.12801284

>>12801250
I hit 0.00 on the bell. Red in over time.

Why do they do this us?

>> No.12801285

>>12801258
VW basically owns everyone. 16 bucks a share seems like a steal. Having said that I sold at a profit and bought NIKE

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>>12801245
>>12801281
>>12801283

APTMH!!

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>>12801281
Decent green day, near a full percentile.
Moved all Margin to Leveraged Loans

>> No.12801315

>>12801281

+0.15% on the day. Will see how the mutual funds react at 1800. They should be up as well.

>> No.12801316

>>12801285
VW has little traction with their electric vehicles in the domestic market. I'll look at them when I finish figuring the european market

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>>12801281
>>12801283
\
never red days get like me

cute anime girls ALL OVER

>> No.12801326

>>12801217
Make that ADK. A and K2 are important in metabolising D.

>> No.12801331

Green 20% for the day

Thanks REFR
Thanks PCG

Fuck you MNGA
Fuck you SN

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>>12801281
Down .3% after NOK and JPM shit the bed
DIS finally mooning :D

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>>12801283

>KO

Still bagholding until I can drop them. Might eat the loss instead since I can probably make it back with one options trade instead of waiting out another 6-8 months to BE. PGE however tho is pretty much the only thing with WM that's keeping my portfolio green.

>> No.12801343

The size of that sell off at the end of the day gives me this feeling that the selling isn't over and we will have to find out if the bulls can regain their grazing land or if we are entering the spring of the golden bear tomorrow and shit.

>> No.12801348
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G... PRO!!!!!!!!

>> No.12801350

>>12801145
>>12801153
>>12801152
What's with all the love for medical products?
There stocks always seem to just ride up and down and never find a level over $10. In the long run.
Is it just good to hold once they release something good or make announcements to ride the wave tile a year later then it crashes right back down?

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>has billions of dollars
>lives modestly
what's the point?

>> No.12801367

>>12801233
>Lmt
What's up with there one wayreach for the stars over the past few years?
What's bringing it down? Can't be the market alone

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>>12801281
am too sickly for trading ATM
am having to take break from trading with lots of money for tiny bit ;_;

>>12801279
atleast you no anarcho-ecofascist anymore -_-;

>> No.12801370

>>12801362
to make more billions

>> No.12801372

>>12801362
what's the point of spending loads of money if it doesn't improve your quality of life?

>> No.12801375

>>12801372
revenge

>> No.12801378

>>12801362
>1st rule to success is to invest in yourself
Says the guy who used to scrounge around dumpests for stock research

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>>12801378
is that any different from you browsing /biz/ for stock research

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>>12801362
he doesn't want to ruin his high score

>> No.12801410

>>12801394
nice

>>12801371
get better so you can lose money :)

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>>12801394
>is that any different from you browsing /biz/ for stock research
Touché

>> No.12801421

>>12801362
Power. If that's what you crave than power is it's own reward.

>> No.12801422
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>>12801142

Get a lightbox. 10,000 Lux. Put it on your desk at a 45 degree angle to the side. Turn it on every morning for 30 minutes. It will be STUPID BRIGHT for those 30 minutes but it does help. And seconded on the vitamin D.

I have seasonal sleep problems related to this. Leave in leafland where daylight in the heart of winter can be as little as eight hours total.

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>>12801348
... ! GPRO

>> No.12801425

>>12801130
Ecolab $ECL

>> No.12801445

>>12801281
I'm up .50%. Also got a powerful $5 dividend.

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Probably buying SPKE energy tomorrow at open. It might be experiencing a short squeeze
But also I just want to hold it long term because it's so cute
Why are small cap electric companies kino?

>> No.12801471

>>12801362
it's vidya points to him, not money

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>>12801281

Decent day. Nice bounce on GOOS. Not so good showing from KO in the last hour. Neutral movement from my others. Up a little.

>> No.12801513

>>12801281
Down down down, it just never ends

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That green bean company got absolutely JUST'D.

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>>12801514
they say bananas are going to be an endangered species. If so, Del Monte might be able to raise the prices even further

>> No.12801547

>Not buying SN on the dip in anticipation of next weeks earnings.

You should probably find a new hobby.

>> No.12801555
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>>12801453
SPKE is unironically going to fix the damage done by UDOW
I'm very excited desu
Everyone buy SPKE to be ELECTRIFIED to mid-teens

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>>12801547
>Shilling something literally down 99.88% the last 5 years.

>> No.12801587

>>12801540
There are going to be a lot of plays around agriculture becoming endangered. Cocoa, bananas, avocados and many other plants. I'm figuring that our chocolate will be lab grown so I'm hoping that AMRS does that when the day comes. What other plays are out there for this? Monsanto seems likely, anything else? Vertical farming companies?

>> No.12801599

>>12801587
Monsanto got bought out by Bayer

>> No.12801608

>>12801540
they can raise prices but people will just buy less bananas
they're not even a meme vegetable like avocado

>> No.12801625
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What happens when a company buys back stock? Do they just get destroyed, like a token burn?

What happens to the dividends that stock was supposed to receive?

>> No.12801631

>>12801586
only one place it can go if its that low.

>> No.12801640

>>12801631
0?

>> No.12801646

>>12801514
>>12801540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBOgwbeolyg

>> No.12801650

>>12801640
up ^_^

>> No.12801659
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>>12801547
>anticipation of next weeks earnings

I've just about had it messing around with earnings. Earnings miss, stock goes up. Earnings beat, stock goes down.

>>12801540

Del Monte got pounded today. That'll be a bounce trade within a couple days.

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>>12801608
CVGW

>> No.12801665

>>12801631
REVERSE SPLIT

>> No.12801668

>>12801540
>"India had about 600 varieties, but over the past two decades one species has pushed out and replaced many of those. And when you replace a varied multiculture with a monoculture, if a disease happens, you're in trouble: nature comes back and bites you," said Koeppel.

>"Monoculture to me is just as much a disease as TP4," he added.

>While diversity has been embraced by most other vegetable and fruit industries, a single species is still the only banana in town in most export markets.

holy shit /pol/ BTFO

>> No.12801692

>>12801668
we must secure a future for banana seedlings

>> No.12801699

>>12801665
well that's a possibility, but it allows the company to have a higher valuation for when they offer new shares.

>> No.12801704

>>12801668
well /pol/ is full of dicks, and bananas look like dicks. go figure.

>> No.12801716

>>12801699
you reverse split to hide the fact that you're a shit-tier penny stock, it inevitably leads to the market correcting you right back to penny stock status

>> No.12801721

>>12801668
How is avoiding race mixing to the point of monoculture against pol?

>> No.12801722

>>12801716
AMRS was a penny stock and now they're going to be leaders in the global CBD industry.

>> No.12801731

>>12801625
Look up treasury stock

>> No.12801737

>>12801716
Creating a new entry point. Are you new here? You're supposed to throw money at stocks at the absolute bottom, and if you get lucky and actually call the bottom right you sell for a modest profit and proclaim yourself a genius and post memes while bragging about it.

>> No.12801748

>>12801586
Implying you still cant make a killing on a dead stock.

Just look at PCG. Goes bankrupt and moons right after.

>> No.12801804

>>12801722
even in the rare case like AMRS, there are tons of 70% dumps along the way when investors figure out how its being financed.
usually ends up more like HMNY

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Uhhh guys....

>> No.12801841

>>12801807
lol they're crashing this market with no survivors just to just that guy.

>> No.12801886

>>12801807
What the fuck happened here

>> No.12801898

>>12801646
kek

>> No.12801912

>>12801807
I thought gold only lets you borrow as much as you already have in real cash?

post portfolio

>> No.12801914
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how do I make money from dividends if they come from the stock price?

>> No.12801941

>>12801914
ima let you in on a little known secret. dividends are not your friends.

>> No.12801963

>>12801941
wtf, I just bought all these senior loans for nothing then

>> No.12801981

>>12801914
the value of an asset is equal to the expected value of its discounted cash flows

>> No.12801997

>>12801807
The box spread. No risk, it can only go up.

>> No.12802005
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Tip for leafs not sure where to start on Canadian market (besides the dude weed), this site keeps a running top 200 list of TSX stocks with all the blue chippies included. These are your stable long term performers. They also do a list of best growth/best dividend value combined worth taking a look see at. I know as a leaf it can be difficult to suss out what the best choices are for things listed on Canadian exchanges that you don't have to take a forex hit to buy.

https://www.moneysense.ca/save/top-200-canadian-blue-chip-stocks-for-2018/

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>>12801898
every one knows Dole is the better banana brand
even super monkey ball knows

>> No.12802013

>>12801668
Fair: never forget to diversify. Even with banans

>> No.12802048

>>12802010
>super monkey ball
BASED

>> No.12802062

>>12802010
Such a good game

>> No.12802071

>>12802062
monkey billiards was pretty cool

>> No.12802072

I bought several items this week on amazon so expect the stock price to shoot up after next earnings call.

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>>12802010
when I worked as produce clerk for many years. I displayed the bananas thousonds of times, heres the secret:

Its only Chiquita or Del monte. rarely does a shipment of Dole come in. walmart and albertsons, pay per less, sprouts, whatever I stalked as all well. The reason is because Chiquita is sponsered by the Minions movie. Minions gives them money and the stores put them on display more with the stupid minion stickers. This hurts del monte as well

>> No.12802102

>>12802072
i returned a few items for refund to counter your buying

>> No.12802108

>>12802048
>>12802062
the speed runs of this game am very impress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyDu60_ZzYU

>> No.12802124

>>12802102
wtf no

>> No.12802126

>>12802098
there's literally ZERO brand loyalty in bananas

>> No.12802150

>>12802126
yeah I know, what Im saying is that the only bananas that go on display at your grocery will be del monte, dole, or chiquita. Which one appears during any given week is what can offer the best discount to the produce manager. Chiquita is sponsered by the minions movie so they get free cash and can offer better discount, so they get put on display more

>> No.12802163
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>>12802126
I'm a Chiquita man personally. Have to support The Company and all that.

>> No.12802165

>>12802108
>rkg is into super monkey ball speedruns
truly a connoisseur of the fine arts

>> No.12802191
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>>12802108
That brings back some good memories
GameCube was the best consol of all time. Perfect controller OoT, WW, Mario Sunshine, Luigi Mansion, Double Dash
Fucking good shit

>> No.12802198

>>12802165
Speed running attracts trannys like flies to honey

>> No.12802200

>>12802191
Skies of Arcadia checking in

>> No.12802235
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>>12802191
also the best Call of Duty ever made

>> No.12802269
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>>12802200
>>12802235
When I make it I'll open a gamedev studio that only makes games for the cube. It's perfect.
I might make a twitch channel for gamecube games on my off semester for lolz thinking about it now

>> No.12802284

How are you guys ending the day? I’m down .82% during hours but up .31% after hours. PLUG is up though, and I regret not buying more shares when they were at $1.50

>> No.12802321
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>>12801050
The harder they buy, the harder they sell

>> No.12802331
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12802331

>>12802284

>> No.12802358

>>12802235
ANON is smart for once.

>> No.12802362

Been out of the game for a while, saved up a nice amount of money to invest. Where should I put it? What stocks to buy?

>> No.12802366

>>12802191
where do you people find this random anime shit

>> No.12802403
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12802403

>>12802366
that ones by a pretty famous artist who's pics have become memes lately. Comfy likes them because they feature older, attractive women sexually teasing younger boys. It speaks to a sense of internalized sexual performance anxiety and diminished self esteem inculcated since childhood :^)

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>>12802366
I've only watched 2 animes in my life but I consume 2D anime girls at a rapid pace.
My co-worker borrowed my phone and "accidentally" found my 5gigs of softcore anime open on my phone
Fucking bitch

>> No.12802409
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12802409

Thinking of selling my measly $17k crypto for weed stocks, am I retarded?

>> No.12802416

>>12802403
I was going to say you're wrong but I literally just posted >>12802406

>> No.12802420

>>12802409
Yes, crypto is retarded. Get the dude weed lmao, throw in some AMRS and GALT.

>> No.12802427

>>12802191
I wonder why they never brought back the double dash mechanic in the other ten zillion mario kart games they made.

Anyways OoT was on the 64. Mario Sunshine wasn't good, and Luigi Mansion was a novelty.

You forgot Melee and Custom Robo. And maybe Pikmin.

Anyways good system hard to believe it almost bankrupt Nintendo if the DS and Wii weren't such a massive success. Nintendo hasn't made a hardcore gaming system since. Can't blame them.

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>>12802427
>sunshine wasn't good
>mansion was a novelty
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU DUMB NIGGER

>> No.12802444
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>>12802098
this some /x/ tier stuff -_-;
the minions have no impact on banana prices

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>>12802427

>> No.12802466
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12802466

>>12802444
The most paranoid conspiracy on smg is that I ruined ALT by shitposting

>> No.12802477

Should I buy in after-hours or wait until markets open tomorrow?

>> No.12802497

>>12802427
resident evil 0 was solid, and OoT master quest was available on the cube. they even had a phantasy star online.

>> No.12802536

>>12801147
I merchandise for those fuckwits, can confirm that they are a pack of absolute mouthbreathing trogs and you should sell all of your shares.

>> No.12802612

if these weatherford puts don't pan out I think i'll kill myself..

>> No.12802651

>>12802612
Put /smg/ in the will

>> No.12802703

>>12802612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE

>> No.12802710

>>12802612

get the gun ready

>> No.12802718

>>12802612
Why is Weatherford stock so low? I do contract work for them in the oilfield and thought they were a juggernaut

>> No.12802735

>>12802536
>>12802718
I love having insiders ITT

>> No.12802736

>>12802718
pls tell me it's gonna take a nose dive
I can't afford another loss...pls dude give me some good news
>>12802703
I hope you gang raped and killed by niggers

>> No.12802749

>>12802718
Oils too low right now, isn't it?

>> No.12802753

>>12802749
it's not low enough
weatherford should be touching .50 for fucks sake
TANK ALREADY
piece of fucking shit

>> No.12802754

>>12802736
oil and natural gas bottomed for the month kid, better luck next time.

>> No.12802763

>>12802754
FUCK YOU!

>> No.12802766

>>12802735
>>12802736
I live in north dakota and these guys are all over making bank. I never looked into their stock so you're on your own. Good luck bro, you'll make it

>> No.12802796

>>12802753
pls rember that wen you feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

>> No.12802805

>>12802796
FUCK!
OFF!

>> No.12802809

>>12802766
North Dakota bro, Williston here

>> No.12802817

>>12802796
like 2011 when we had $100 per barrel oil.

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>>12802805

>> No.12802833

>>12802766
>>12802809

>two other NDfags on /smg/

never would have guessed

>> No.12802836

>>12802809
I'm in williston kneegrow

>> No.12802859

>>12802836
Stay warm and invest your inflated wages/salary so you can someday escape this frozen hell.

>> No.12802860

>>12802833
Lot of us on 4chan, nothing else to do when its -40 out

>> No.12802872

>>12802859
Haha yeah buddy, I'm getting into real estate up here too. I bought a condo over there by the round about near racers and rent it out for $900. You got oil money?

>> No.12802884

PVL ex divvy date soon. Grab it for a nice divvy.

>> No.12802927
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12802927

>>12801367
Pensions

look up their Q2 earnings report from 2018

>> No.12802955

Bought some KO stock, did I make a mistake? still have a lot to invest. looking for stocks that have a huge growth since I got KO already.

>> No.12802960

>>12802872
Nah, government worker pursuing FIRE.

>> No.12802961

Fuck weed I'm so red.

>> No.12802975

>>12802955
You made a terrible mistake, nobody drinks that boomer shit anymore.

Sell it at the open (probably for a loss lul) and buy Keurig Dr. Pepper.

>> No.12802985

I can't have fun with the market anymore because all my buying power is going into trying to find a way out of the sinkhole known as ACB

>> No.12802992

>>12802985
just click market sell

>> No.12803003

>>12802992
I'd be out 6 hundo

>> No.12803026

VTSAX

>> No.12803028

I feel like market buys on Robinhood are doing something illegal.
>price at .38
>Market Buy 30 shares at 0.4149
>Price is at .38

Like, who took my 3 cents?

>> No.12803031

>>12802975
OH shit, any more good stocks like that? guess I'll sell KO then.

>> No.12803039

>>12803028

Rumor is they do fiddle around with market orders on their end. Use a limit order to avoid this.

>> No.12803046

>>12803026
based

>> No.12803050

>>12803031
It depends on what type of industry you are looking for. Other personal favorites of mine are Discover Financial Services (DFS) and McCormick & Company (MKC).

>> No.12803051

>>12803028
me

>> No.12803054

>>12802427
>Mario Sunshine wasn't good
It was dope shaddup.
>>12802191
Paper Mario 2.
Twilight Princess was also made for gamecube.
>>12802462
>implying that two towers wasn't vastly superior

>> No.12803058

based

>> No.12803060

>>12803026
Redpilled and anti-faggotry

>> No.12803062

>>12803026
I've clicked market down $5,000 when I was just starting out
it hurts but I've never regretted it, even after it burned up 50% in the next six months. the money did better in other investments
like a weight off my shoulders

>> No.12803065

>>12803050
Any industry for me will do, a lot of money saved and ready to invest.

>> No.12803070

>>12802985

ACB hasn't broken down in earnest yet. You still have time to exit before it gets nasty. If that $6.66 support (seriously) breaks, there will likely be a spike in sell volume down to at least $6.11.

>> No.12803074

>>12803062
meant for
>>12803003

>> No.12803075

>>12803031
>guess I'll sell KO then.

Mistake!

>> No.12803113

Who here is buying calls on REK and watch boomers get rekt'd?

>> No.12803190

>>12803075
Enlighten me my friend

>> No.12803223
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12803223

>>12803113
w-wil buying GPRO calls make you Go Pro O.o

>> No.12803235

>>12803223
is it safe to assume GPRO is a buy now?

>> No.12803250

If I hold a share of a dividend paying stock and simultaneously short it, how is that not infinite free money?

>> No.12803267

>>12803250
Free money, don't tell anyone else though.

>> No.12803276

>>12802809
New England, ND reporting in. I mean, I own a piece of a family trust which owns the farm that my grandpa was raised on and I've been there once. I mean I ownish land in ND. Does that count?

>> No.12803297

>>12803250
>>12803267
If you take a short position with a dividend paying stock you have to pay out the dividends too RETARDS.

>> No.12803316

>>12803297
>If you take a short position with a dividend paying stock you have to pay out the dividends too RETARDS.
What? Really? Well fuck me in the asshole.

>> No.12803326

>>12803070
The frustrating part about taking the losses is that I know ACB will get to a point where those losses become gains if I wait.

>> No.12803341

>>12801941
>ima let you in on a little known secret. dividends are not your friends.
Heresy!!!

>> No.12803343

Why the fuck did I lose a hundred dollars on SEEL today
https://globenewswire.com/news-release/2019/02/19/1734213/0/en/Seelos-Therapeutics-Completes-Acquisition-of-Trehalose-from-Bioblast-Pharma.html

shouldn't this be a good thing?

>> No.12803370

>>12802427
sunshine am godtier game, esp for speedrunning, as the sunshine engine extremely persicse and expansive in possibilities
it has very flashy and fun gameplay

just watch the latest world 1 video that unthroned averagetrey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbDJSn_kv8o

>> No.12803372

>>12803343
No, they are acquiring because they have nothing in the pipeline with potential to make money hence they are gambling that some other smaller company does.... much like you anon.

>> No.12803379
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>sea world traps a dozen people on their ride
>stock goes up 3%

epic

>> No.12803397
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12803397

>>12803190

Hokie dokie. Coca Cola Cool Guy Corporation For Successful, Intelligent, And Attractive People has two support ranges on its long term rising trend. Pic related. Blue line is the upper range of support, yellow is the lower range. I entered on Friday with a support target of 44.25, just a hair below the upper range trend line. I will average down when/if it approaches closely to that support. Stop loss is set just below. If the blue trend line breaks, it is more likely the stock will work its way down towards the yellow line. Touching and holding said yellow line will be another buy signal. Breaking below yellow line is a no-touchie signal until some future entry setup materializes.

My point is the stock is in buy territory here, not sell.

>> No.12803410

>>12803370
speedrunning is the most autistic and pointless shit ever and everyone in the speedrunning "community" needs to be gassed

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>>12803235
honestly me would no buy over $6 for now
GPRO almost always bounces down from 6.11


me worse shill in worla ;_;

>> No.12803423

>>12803414
try talking about the science behind GPRO's cameras

>> No.12803427

>>12803397

Also the daily RSI is oversold if you subscribe to that kinda indicator.

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>>12803379
> they have nothing in the pipeline with potential to make money

The fact that they're acquiring means that they know they can make money off it.

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>>12803431

Ketamine for PTSD and MDD? Nice.

>> No.12803474

Officially began constructing my long term fund today with SPYD and DWX. Will probably also add EDOG this week. Need a catchy name for motivation. How about Variegated Exposure Global Paradigm Absolute Return 9001™

>> No.12803501
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12803501

Still time to get in on MOS earnings. They are going to bear estimates on the 25th.

>> No.12803503

>>12803444
there's actually a lot of scientific literature supporting the clinical efficacy of NMDA antagonists (ie: ketamine) in the treatment of MDD
I like VTGN because they have the only orally administered NMDA antagonist I know of (that inhibits the NMDA pathway instead of completely blocking it, producing fewer side effects than ketamine)

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12803509

>you will never invest in Phillip Morris in the mid 80s

>> No.12803525

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.12803543

>>12803509
But you can invest in cgc right now.

>> No.12803573

>>12803543
And lose your money

>> No.12803593
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12803593

>>12803543
But that's cannabis, not sacred healing tobacco
>>12803444
Is ketamine therapy for depression real or a meme? My parents have suggested it for me but they don't know how much K I used to do in college. I felt pretty bad then, is ketamine therapy different from just railing a ~100mg line?

>> No.12803611

>>12803593
the most important thing to get out of depression is to try new things, doesn't matter if they work or not
try whatever you think will help, measure how much it helps, if it doesn't work enough, try something new

>> No.12803618

>>12803593
https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT00088699
https://ebmh.bmj.com/content/ebmental/19/2/35.full.pdf

>> No.12803621

>>12801941
Spoken like a true brainlet. Filtered.

>> No.12803630
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12803630

>>12803423
t-the science is....
GPRO!!!

>> No.12803636

>>12803630
which gopro should I buy to film my skiing trip this weekend?

>> No.12803666
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12803666

>>12801941
>>12801941
>dividends are not your friends.
I knew it

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>>12803636

>> No.12803719

>>12803630
very convincing, I'm sold

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>>12803423
the science is GPRO!!!!!!!

>> No.12803756

>>12803677
I like the retro look of that go pro

>> No.12803760

>>12803636
hero5 black if you can find one on sale for ~200

if not hero7 white very good
if you not mind spending the money, hero7 black

If I had the money, would buy a fusion though, really like the camera app.

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12803872

McCormick & Company will never be under $130 again.

>> No.12803885

>>12803666
You think LCI will dip a bit further? I’m looking to pick up 100 more but don’t want to mess up my average

>> No.12803913
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12803913

hey /smg/, is shkreli's livestream about "Intro to Finance & Investing" a good place to start if I wanna learn how to make a few robinhood gains & hangout in these threads?
>https://youtu.be/ARrNYyJEnFI

>> No.12803938

>>12803913
is that the guy from silicon valley on the bottom left?

>> No.12803944

>>12803885
this might be the dip...

>> No.12803960

>>12803913
If you want his thoughts on pharm just go to his prison site he updates weekly.
>http://martinshkreli.com/

If you want to just get the basics go to investing.com and read. Just ask dumb questions, can't be worse than what is shilled here.

>> No.12803989

>>12803960
>2/18/2019
>921-922 days left – 30 months remaining
How this nigger get internet in the pen? We don't even have a tv in county

>> No.12803999

>>12803989
Probably because it is federal prison and those are usually the easiest ones. State and county are the KYS ones.

>> No.12804020

>>12803944
Figured good thing I picked up a few gonna keep watch on this shit you bastard I’m trusting you. I went against you once, but I’m seeing that I might’ve misjudged LCI so I’m in again last time.

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>>12804020
>>12803944
I unironcilly give LCI the most shit on this board, but researched it and Zacks says buy. I won't touch the POS out of principle and hope it goes to 0. Here is the rundown on it though.

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>https://money.cnn.com/quote/forecast/forecast.html?symb=BABA


Are these legitimate forecasts? Am I missing out on this or is it an error with the website?

>> No.12804120

>>12804093
>Here is the rundown on it though.
Post absolutely nothing of the most important shit behind the driving force of LCI
GG

>>12804020
LCI has got to be one of the biggest no brainers in a long time.. Shouldn't go against trades due to emotion..

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>>12804093
You should buy it because shorts are trapped and about to be grudge fucked over the next few months.

Downside is stupidly low and don't let how much its climbed already fool you, its got a ways to go yet.

>> No.12804123

>>12804093
Yea I’m looking at whalewisdom and stock master charts also
On paper it looks good it’s just a longggggg stock and I guess that’s fine especially if it keeps me off margin I need some low volatile but potential boom Med stocks

>> No.12804159
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12804159

Buy SPKE
Screencap this

>> No.12804167
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>>12804106
No idea what the fuck CNN is smoking to give that target.

>>12804120
Giving him something besides someone that owns the company on biz shilling it.

>>12804121
Only smg meme stock I have is GALT and I was drunk when I bought that.

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12804168

hey frens have $600 on Robinhood. Shill me some cheapies to buy tomorrow please

>> No.12804170

>>12804159
Why? No seriously if I’m gonna buy 1000 shares tell me why? Show me.

>> No.12804173

>>12804106
It's the Amazon of Asia. It's basically betting on Asia's consumer market growth.

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>>12804168
Buy SPKE

>> No.12804196

>>12804168
MOS will run up and beat earnings or else I'll buy LCI

>> No.12804197

>>12804173
>>12804106
>>12804167


Fuck guys, I might go all in on BABA then.

Well not all in but a significant amount.

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>>12804170
I like smallcap and midcap utilities, they are so cute :3
It's in the middle of a short squeeze
Planning on buying now, selling half at $18 and holding the rest for the dividend

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>>12804167
I have GALT and LCI. And both are high reward, low risk imo.

You should get drunk and buy even more.

>> No.12804214

>>12804197
I wonder if the China trade deal is priced in already. Common sense would think it is going to pop when a deal is made.

>> No.12804224
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>>12804206
Anon SPKE is the next LCI, don't miss out!

>> No.12804230

>>12804214
I was just looking at that myself. There was only 1 day where their was a good pump since this all china stuff started.

Surely it will pop and then maybe I should sell mid day or something.

>> No.12804233

>>12804224
LCI isn't done being LCI yet.

>> No.12804239

>>12804224
you really have fallen low, Comfy
are you going to start shilling the next biotech stock I buy into after GALT sells as well

>> No.12804245
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>>12804233
Your loss

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>>12804239
SPKE is a big runner, you'll wish you got in when it hits 18

>> No.12804259

>>12804214
BABA is a good investment because it doesn't need the US to function. As long as Chinese factories keep making cheap shit, Chinese consumers can buy that shit for pennies on the dollar.
I've found the exact same 50 dollar shoes on BABA as I've seen on Amazon for 1 buck. Come from the same factories too.

>> No.12804258

>>12804239
Although I won't have my entire portfolio in one stock like I do with GALT atm, it'll be multiple companies, both in and outside of biotech

>> No.12804262

>>12804168
GPRO

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>>12804245
:O

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>>12804258
>he didn't buy SPKE under $10

>> No.12804287

QQQ or VTSAX for IRA??

>> No.12804358

>>12801362
lol
>>12801401
this. he is a based autist and this is his video game.

>> No.12804366

new bun!!!!!

>>12804360
>>12804360
>>12804360

>> No.12804370

>>12803423
Thats the way pendulum gets paid the big bucks to shill biomemes.

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>>12804106

Wut in the H E double hockey sticks? I get that it's the asian Amazon but really? 386%-1024%? In one year?

>> No.12804667

>>12804224
Beyond your shilling, tell me why fundamentally it is a "sure thing". I can see your excited about. What are you excited about, what are you seeing? Providing some information beyond it being the next LCI is helpful.