/biz/ - Business & Finance

2017 = neets getting rich with funny internet money, clown world confirmed

>>12800585
Not just 2017. The funniest outcomes of the new financial revolution would be a bunch of shutin neets that got into crypto early becoming some of the most wealthy and powerful people on planet earth. Almost as funny as irrelevant dessert tribes on the downslope in civilization in the arabian gulf discovering magic liquid underneath the sand that white people want to buy, and becoming insanely megarich in only a couple decades.

I'm afraid it is all my fault. You see I prayed to God that the world be changed to one that would entertain me. God listened.

Clownworld timeline is something inflicted upon us. Our reality is a simulation and for a long time it was one sustained in good faith for an experimental purpose. That time is over. We are a ...fork or something. A copy. The purpose of our simulation is now to entertain.

>>12800686
Actually I think neets becoming mega wealthy is far funnier than Arabs, because the Arab s who won out were already a ruling class within their society.

The neets and autists who become wealthy off crypto are usually dejected, poor, incel, bottom of the barrel subhuman trash within their society, rising to its top

Oh man and we haven’t seen anything yet. Wait for real adoption. Can’t wait lads

>>12800299
>>>/x/

>>12800299
>reality is able to be manipulated by physical manifestations of ridiculous desires or feelings.

>>12800299

Sergey is the chaddest clown

>>12801004
This is /biz/ related. /pol/ weaponized memetics. We will monetize them.

>>12801046
People are already paying for Rule 34 pics and /gif/ is proof R34 vids are a huge potential market
>memes becomes a central aspect to economics
fuck this clownverse

>>12800977
Checked. Eventually the lack of govt compulsion over money will manifest a resurgence of nation states. Mega rich crypto neets will team up with Elon and CZ in order to manufacture enormous crypto citadels which completely dwarf the likes of today's tech campuses.

>>12801108
Stop fighting it. Become part of the new ruling class in clownworld. Early adopters of Clownism are already taking over. Musk, Trump, Bolsinoro, that Italian dude...

Being competent is no longer relevant. True power lies in being able to shitpost and weild ridicule like a massive bludgeon.

>>12800299
>>12800728
>>12801046
>>12801108
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southland_Tales

Watch that film and see what a dying timeline looks like.

Don't you get it goofballs? This generation was raised on screen media entirely composed of over the top characters.

They ignore reality unless it gets as bizarre and over the top as the shit they were indoctrinated with. Somebody who boring or unfunny can never be relevant ever again.

>>12800713
I think that is called confirmation bias.

But the life story of Trump is that of non stop success (brainlets talking about a couple offailed projects stay off /biz/ please), so him topping his life's run off with the US presidency (which he planned and executed shrewdly and brilliantly) isn't bizarre at all.
It's almost rather mundane, the political class had lost so much credibility that an outsider never had better chances.

And Faketoshi isn't funny or bizarre, he's a proven serial liar and forger so his increasingly bigger lies are to be expected.
Following him in any aspect of life has a high chance of ruin for the follower. Don't do this to your fellow anons.

>>12801337
This is a good point, but Trump has also been a lifelong shitposting clown. He was perfectly suited for taking a position of actual worldwide leadership when Clownworld timeline split occured. I do not think it is mundane at all, considering his complete lack of political experience.

>>12801360
>using a talking point word for word
Oh I see, you're a zogbot. Yes I am aware how difficult the transition is for you. Clownworld will result in the extermination of jews, since their relevance will reach zero and their crimes will be exposed. If they rotate back to actual good faith comedy their fate may be averted. Think on it kike.

the clown protocol

my favorite part of clown world was that these super deluxe videos were actually intended to make fun of Trump but the guy who made it, seething leftist Vic Berger, accidentally amplified all the things people liked about Trump. Vic Didn't realize he was actually helping Trump until after Trump won..Vic had a twitter meltdown over this

https://youtu.be/CCNAs2ZpvC0


And this crazy japanese Trump video was also intended to be anti-trump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
These people didn't realize they were living in the Clownworld Timeline.

>>12800299
This motherfucker has dragged us into this alternative reality. Trump is the master of this world.
And to survive in it we'll have to adopt his ways as to better navigate this bizzaro world.
We might have to actually buy low sell high..... I sudder at the thought.

going by clown theory the president of 2020 will be elected by double dubs

>>12801390
Political experience is a meme anyway. Previous politicians weren't more competent, only more corrupt.

>>12800299
I agree with everything you said. We are in the memetimeline so act accordingly.

>>12801768
In Clownworld all of current biz becomes millionaires. I’m in

Subtle BSV shill thread

>>12801292

I think it's actually called ironic shitposting :0)


HONK HONK

>>12801018
Who is Al?

I need you guys to fund me because I’m bizarre and will have success

>>12800299
Satoshi was a sentient AI that created crypto to free humanity.

>>12802103
You are doing it right. By exposing yourself to the internet and demanding attention, you have made yourself open to Clownworld causality.

It's kind of a coinflip, but basically as long as you can make people think about you and at least call you a faggot (which you are) you will have intensely more success or failure than merely existing.

Directly begging for intervention is off the table. You must create value through entertainment or exposing others to Clownworld causality. Then you will reap the rewards of becoming a meme.

>>12802173
I will make it fren, I understand what you said and well.. I will release it soon, I will stop begging it’s just I need some bucks to roll the ball.
Thanks anyway faggot fren

An important facet of Clownworld causality is that influencers must be acting in good faith and it must be organic in nature. Favelanon will succeed at becoming a subject of CC(Clownworld causalit) because he is naturally an attention seeking self promoting weirdfuck and has committed to this life path.

Applied memetics requires not just belief and understanding, but becoming. You must become a meme yourself to graft external memes onto physical reality.

>>12800299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_7vN78zJ1c

>>12802208
I don’t know if I just digest that or if it’s a fuel to my schizophrenic behavior one more time.
Anyway happy to talk with you fren

>>12802208
https://youtu.be/IOeTXOEr5ws
Hope you laugh I did this stupid video lol

>>12802306
I don’t believe I killed this post

t. nopants

>>12801390
I mean, running large successful corporations and being a billionaire probably takes the same skillset as being a successful president of a country. It's all politics, just a different flavor. Same with being a high ranking military general or other powerful position

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>>12802196
Post pics of the hairy brown dude next to you. For research.

>>12801046
Monetized autism. I believe

>>12802448
this is an anonymous cambodian loli board.
this is not reddit.
stop shitting up every thread with your faggotry.

>>12801185

Based, that film is a fucking prophecy

>>12801501
READ THE PROTOCOLS OF THE LEARNED CLOWNS OF BIG BUBBA'S CIRCUS EXTRAVAGANZA

>>12800299
>trying to subvert clownworld (i.e. chaos/meme magic) for muh BSV
Craig is a forced meme unto himself. Trying to cast him as a Trumpian figure is already too predictable and stale. In the end his most relevant contribution will somehow be related to the crypto brownpill.

If you had any sense or aptitude you would've recognised that LINK is the true vessel for these energies.

>>12803134
Link is demiurge aka satanic chain
That is why its called CHAIN link
You get chained

>>12802609
Sorry My internet got down
Love u fren

HYMIYWH

>>12803575
Ok, post pictures of your hairy brown ass. For research.

>>12803585
I am in the subway going back home fren, no hairy ass photo today

>>12800299
Slack logo is now a clown anus

Based thread.

I definitely agree that LINK is demonic/occult in some way. I feel like anyone that follows it is going to meet a very grim fate desu.

SV is interesting because Craig Wright has a lot of power already. He is a faithful emissary to the clownverse, and shitposts in kind. But after seeing him tweet at Trump... you never know. nChain holds more patents than anyone.

>>12800299
are you chris derose?

>>12800977
chocolate milk

>>12801828
something something batfaced girl

>>12800299
This is the best shilling for SV I have seen, bravo

Imagine the absolute bedlam if Craig whips out some genesis block bitcoin.

Actually, imagine the absolute endgame apocalypse tier event. Craig posts satoshi's wallet private key on twitter. Just posts it, with all the btc still in it.

Oh my god. It's going to happen. That's what he has coming. He's going to bring it all down. We pushed this gay boomer too far.

oh my fuck that's what's coming

>>12804740
thats a big harold pic

>>12800299
Very try hard shill post. Pass.

>>12800299
Donald Trump is the real president and it's his predecessors who were the clownworld.
BTC is real money like gold but fiat is clownworld.
2000s was when the fed res bubble burst, wars began, and we are now returning back to reality.

>>12800585
Even better is the amount of pedos that bought btc for porn and ended up millionaires.
Fucking clownworld yo.