/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12792265
Is this a bait?

>>12792270
no

>>12792265
it makes me fart

>>12792265
crap quality protein, would rather eat out of a tindersloots braphole

>>12792265
literal basedboy food. hard pass. don't ever want to be skinny fat.

>>12792265
>I am the ideal bug-man - all I need for my sustenance is the nectar of the hive.

-OP

>>12792265

that's literally the only thing I drink. the best part is it helps keep my T levels down

>user was banned for this post
Fuck you jannies
I'm trying to save anons money by keeping them away from the food jews
>>12792320
there are open source diy options available. choose your own protein and make it better. it's even cheaper that way too in the long run

Literally eat eggs and oatmeal, fag. It's cheaper than this degenerate shit

>>12792615
>fat
>carbs
>barely any nutritional value
you aren't even trying anon

imagine being such a huge faggot you drink that shit.

>>12792265
>Shilling Onions
>Conveniently when it's 20% today only

Nice try Schlomo

>>12792674
imagine being such a faggot you willingly give a giant chunk of your wagebux to the food jew

>>12792627
>>12792693
>I am cattle that eats actual food slurry, and I'm proud of it.

>>12792721
sure am
got blood work done not too long ago
numbers came out perfect
How's your blood anon

>>12792693
Söylent is the ultimate food jew, you fucking shill.
>good goy, now you don't need to leave the cage to eat! Are you angry? Don't worry, soon you will feminize and lose muscle mass so that won't be a problem!

>>12792333
3x3, nice. Bugman hive-nectar is the best description of söylent I've ever read.

>>12792737
>got blood work done not too long ago
>numbers came out perfect

>>12792693
get aids from a rapefugee you faggot kike

>>12792265
HUEL is much better in terms of nutrition. No shitty maltodextrine.
I eat the this tuff every day for the last 5 months and feel awesome.

>>12792737
>muh blood work
Do you know how fucking easy it is to get normal numbers on standard blood panels? Alcoholics, hambeasts, people with crippling autoimmune disease, people who are literally HAVING A HEART ATTACK WHEN THE TEST IS TAKEN, and many other extremely unhealthy people can and usually do have 100% normal numbers on the standard blood panel. You have no idea what those tests mean or how they're used, so shut the FUCK up. If drinking this slimy mold growth medium routinely caused deviations on a standard panel the fucking founder would be in jail for poisoning thousands of people.
Just fuck you, you smug autistic cunt. You have no idea about health, no idea about medicine, no idea about life. Keep drinking your slow-burn poison so you can wage harder for longer. I guess the other upside is that söylent drinkers literally smell like stale tortillas from 10 feet away, so people have some forewarning when your repulsive ass is about to enter a room.

>>12792822
been meaning to try them. need a little bit more variety

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