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Is this a haircut that says "I am a successful, young professional?"

>> No.12782740
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>> No.12782747

>>12782733
no it says "im a model because only models can pull off this look"

manbuns look ridiculous
if you want long hair then let it hang

>> No.12782751

fuck it
not practical at all and too warm during summer.

>> No.12782753

>>12782733
God. Imagine being this white and good looking. The world is his oyster.

>> No.12782764

Mohawk or mullet

>> No.12782769

>>12782747
This. Your average guy will look like a massive faggot with that haircut. If you have the face and hair for it then sure, go for it.

>> No.12782820

>>12782747
If you can pull it off though do it.

>> No.12782863

>>12782733
Isn't that victorian era women's hairstyle?

>> No.12782911

>>12782863
Does long hair on men appear homoerotic to you? Do you think you may have suppressed homosexual tendencies?
Everytime a male comments on my long hair I'm inclined to believe this, they are usually balding too.
Like, mate, I didn't grow my hair for you, if it gives you a reaction and you need to comment your probably a poofter in denial

>> No.12782928

>>12782733
That haircut says you're probably a queer who likes vaping.

>> No.12783077
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>>12782911

>> No.12783088

if you have the hairline and face like OP pic you would be an idiot not to have that style

>> No.12783089

>>12782733

I have this haircut and im 100% in LINK

t. NEET

>> No.12783112

>>12782911
you just look gay and it makes us feel awkward
same reason we cringe when we see niggers about to chimp out in public
it's a white thing, you wouldn't understand

>> No.12783200
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Anything goes but dont get a man bun or those npc nazi jugend hair cuts that every npc normie now has

>> No.12783253

>>12783112
T. Homoerotic denialist

>> No.12783293

>>12783253
nothing like freudian slips in greentext form

>> No.12783362

>>12782733
I have this haircut. I'm a 25 year old chad who invested in bitcoin in 2012 and makes bank writing software in a cheap midwestern city. Incels wish they were me, I have bitches blowing up my phone all day and night.

>> No.12783370

high and tight

>> No.12783385
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12783385

This is the only approved haircut.
If you have something different you're a faggot.

>> No.12783418

>>12782733
this haircut has been proved to let u bald faster
cuz it pulling your hair
so, no

>> No.12783478

Guys hate this haircut but women actually really love it. Especially if you have a defined jaw, it makes your face look even better. It's also currently in style so you get bonus points there.

>> No.12783485
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the virgin manbun vs the chad ponytail

>> No.12783488
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>>12783418
Sorry to break it to you, but balding is genetic. Or else 99% of women would be balding whenever they put their hair up, but that doesn't happen.

>> No.12783501

>>12783488
actually if you dont wash your hair often it accelerates balding

>> No.12783537

>>12783488
how many bald women do you see day by day using this kind of hair cut?
now, how many bald men do you see that doesnt uses this hair cut?

now imagine if we, men, get used to pull our hair every fuckin day

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>>12782733

I swear to god I want to rip those man buns off of these faggots

>> No.12783547

>>12783488
https://www.aol.com/article/lifestyle/2016/09/23/woman-issues-warning-after-losing-her-hair-from-wearing-it-in-a/21477920/

>> No.12783573

>>12783547
Also, more pictures here:
https://www.self.com/story/diva-hollands-traction-alopecia

>> No.12783595

>>12783501
Really? I don’t wash my hair that often because it looks better after a couple of days without a shower. Do you mean just rinsing it with water or do I have to use shampoo?

>> No.12783647

>>12783595
gotta wash your scalp, there protiens that block your pores and cut off your hair from growing

>> No.12783664
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12783664

Biz is all about
>making money
>asian women
so isn't the obvious hairstyle the asian hair?

>> No.12783677

>>12782733
get this look and know how to blabbing about shit you dont know, u will get alot thot ready to fuck tho haha. I used to have this style before getting married.

>> No.12783683

>>12782733
I'm not sure if it says that but I think it looks pretty cool. I've had one for a log time, before they got really popular, and now everyone calls me a faggot for having one. But whatever, I always wanted long hair since I was a kid watching movies like Lord of the Rings

>> No.12783687

I'm thinking of growing my hair long, currently I'm at >>12783664 stage. I can confirm that if you have the face for long hair it makes girls really interested in you. I regularly get sexually harassed at work by my female coworkers. If I tried to make similar comments to a girl I would be fired on the spot, but since I'm a guy I must "enjoy the attention"

>> No.12783773

>>12783687
i think that stage is fine any longer and it starts looking weird

>> No.12783785

>>12783664
Asian women who like white guys don’t want a white guy who is trying to look Asian. It’s the male equivalent of Japanese girls who use blue contact lenses, have blonde hair and wear western fashion. That’s not what most guys who like Asian women are looking for either. If you’re going for actual Asian women (and not westernized Asian women) then you should look and dress like a white guy.

t. Have dated a couple of Japanese and Korean girls while living in Asia

>> No.12783796

>>12783293
Just sick of getting projected on by faggots like you

>> No.12783823

>>12783200
I want to look like this and I'm a guy. Am I gay?

>> No.12783875

>>12782769
No if you’ll look decent with this feminine shit you’ll look great with a normal haircut

>> No.12784067

>>12783823
No, men are the peacocks of our species

>> No.12784294

It's the only style that makes sense when your hair reached a certain length. Mine falls to my butt now, wearing it open is no option, way too impractical. Ponytail might work but it could still get tangled with stuff. A bun however negates the length completely as you can wrap it around as much as needed. Me looking like a fagott is not an issue since my ugly ass beard distracts from the hair

>> No.12784329
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Will this look ever come back?

>> No.12784411
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>>12782911
I would rape you in prison yes. But I'm not gay normally

>> No.12784758

>>12784294
you sound cute uwu

>> No.12784802

Good hairstyles for Norwood3+Vertex?

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>>12784329
Based
Wallstreet slick back is the only acceptable /biz/ cut.

>> No.12784827

>>12782733

Kill yourself

>> No.12784828

>>12784329
I'm actually working on bringing that look back.

>> No.12784836

>>12784824
>>12784329


Agreed.

>> No.12784846

>>12784411
You really wouldn't it's okay to be gay fren not okay to be bald of course because then you turn into the raging insecure loser you clearly are

>> No.12784998

Long hair is the ultimate hair to show you've made it. It displays you are not a slave-requiring to have short hair like the NPC wageslaves in order to maintain employment/please your masters.

You don't have to worry about styling your hair either and spending $30/month on haircuts.

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>>12784846
>>12783796
>>12783253

yikes!

>> No.12785055

>>12784998
This is unfortunately correct. I've have to return to my short back & sides cuckcut after gettting justed in crypto.

>> No.12785356
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This is mine, dont go lite when it comes to looking good /biz/

>> No.12785362

>>12784329
One of the best styles, the problem is that you have to be using gel or hair wax constantly and depend of it

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>>12785356
Your neck looks like a stick.

>> No.12785522

>>12785356
Really got your ears lowered there, huh?

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"the rasputin" is /biz/ approved

>> No.12785670

I rock a ponytail, myself, but like wearing it down when I can. I also listen to metal and hard rock.

>> No.12785690
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The only real /biz/ hairstyle.

>> No.12785930

>>12782753
I was (kind of am) that good looking, srs. But also quite autistic and reclusive, so my life hasn't been that great. In fact, the better looking you are, the highers standards of normal social conduct people expect from you and the easier it is to freak out/offend/make enemies of people when you act unusually.

:(

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>>12783823
Is Griffith gay?

>> No.12786253

>>12784824
>using hair schmutz
>paying for hair schmutz

>> No.12786271

A manbun is a symbol to the world you're an effeminent gentrifyer.

>> No.12786362

>>12782733
Have a receding harline and going for it, I am tired of having a fringe going up and down, it looks like you are trying to hide your natural hairline. The other option is to use gel and wax hair as I said before, but I am not depending on a cosmetic product for my look like if were a woman.
I have all my life to simply shave it, and find simply showing your hairline actually more masculine and honest.

>> No.12786471

>>12786362
Based

>> No.12786892

>>12782733
A manbun is the signal you are either Ibrahimovic or a turbo weakling faggot.

>> No.12787003

>>12784824
literally impossible to have that hair and not look like a parody

you have so shit taste it's unreal

>> No.12787016

>>12786206
he literally took it in the butt for his dream

>> No.12787034

>>12783077
where did you find this picture of me

>> No.12787053

>>12782769
>tfw huge nose

>> No.12787082

>>12785356
Lmao this can't be real...