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personal finance memes you are too smart for
>more expensive equals better

>> No.12769054

>>12769044
> invest into crypto in or after 2017
> swing trading
> margin trading

>> No.12769055

>my favorite investment vehicle will go up forever because it has gone up in the past and i'm emotionally invested into believing the trend will continue

>> No.12769373

>obsessing over your credit score but still spending 97% of your income

>> No.12769405
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>spending lengthy amounts of time running a meticulous budget instead of going off income-specific percentages
>paranoia from debt
>buying new shit

>> No.12769410

>>12769044
>home ownership

>> No.12769429
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>owning a house with a mortgage
>owning a house, period
>owning any significant physical property that can be seized
>itemizing tax deductions
>contributing to a 401k or roth ira
>daytrading stocks
>having a financial advisor
>not having a tax attorney on retainer
>having a budget
>having an emergency fund
>having health insurance
>having car insurance
>having terrorism insurance
>having any kind of insurance, ever, for any reason
>caring about credit score
>buying a new car
>leasing a car
>renting to own
>contributing to charities
>giving bad tips
>doing anything immoral
>doing anything I don't want

>> No.12769493

>not peeing in the sink

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>>12769493
>voluntarily giving your pee away to (((them))) instead of saving it for a theoretical famine

>> No.12769572

>>12769044

>"good debt"

>> No.12769599

>>12769429
>most insurances
scams

>contributing to retirement portfolios when you are young
kind of dumb in that it takes away from your own savings that you could put towards profit generating investments. only contribute if you don't think you're smart enough to beat the market at a tax disadvantage.

>having a financial advisor
99% a meme

>> No.12770178

>>12769044
>having a smaller tax refund is a bad reflection on Trump's policies
>not realizing that I've gotten more money over the year in my paycheck, instead of loaning it free to the government
>a large tax refund is a reflection of anything other than the fact that you have withheld too much and could have had that money the prior year in your pocket

>> No.12770297

>>12769044

Suze “wait until you’re almost dead to collect Social security” orman

>> No.12770307

>>12770297

kek

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>not owning a sex slave