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Wonder and magic edition of love and happiness

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Retail Foreign Exchange (FX) Trading:
While FX trading is still considered a widespread practice of personal investment in Japan, its risk-prone nature has also led to the stigmatization of currency trading as a form of get-rich-quick-scheme, and as a result, Japanese FX investors who lament about their heavy losses have become a frequent target of online ridicule and mockeries, especially on 2channel and Nico Nico Douga (NND), where some users regularly make trades through its real-time streaming service.

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>>12755467

>> No.12758953
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GPRO

>> No.12758967

n word

>> No.12758968
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Thredly reminder that scoops sleeps on a fuckign mountain of dollar bills

>> No.12758970

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/15/business/us-china-trade.html

Futures

red

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Today/tomorrow is probably going to be shitty for me. I didn't set up any bear hedges before close and these futures look like kool-aid.

>> No.12758976

like i told other anons, CVS, EA, CI, AMGP, BV, CLSK, COTY, GRPN. Remember me Monday and I’ll drop some more. I like AMC, UWT, TVTY month swings too.

>> No.12758983

>>12758967
>n word
What's the n word?
Is it Nvidia?

>> No.12758986 [DELETED] 

>>12758983
sssh, kool aid cums in green aple noaw

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>>12758968
The coins in Scrooge McDuck's vault were fake. You can't swim in metal like that. It's all a lie.

>> No.12758999

>>12758986
Holy shit. I should go buy some of that.
What's Kool AIDS' ticker symbol?

>> No.12759002

>>12758999
nggr

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>>12758992
Good point.
Also, nice anime tiddies. Saved.

>> No.12759015

need a earnings play spoonfed so i can get more link

>> No.12759018

>>12758976
We're all very impressed, chief.

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>>12759002
Brilliant.
I see that we're on our A game when it comes to posting tonight. Nothing but top shelf material, boyos.

>> No.12759024

>>12759009
nice, saving this think face

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GALT FAGS
ASSEMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.12759027

>>12758986
Delete this.

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>>12759023
welcum to smg

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>>12758976

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>>12759024
<3

>>12759025
>biotech

>>12759027
I have never seen that request succeed before.

>>12759037
I feel so loved.

>> No.12759071

>>12759061
>I have never seen that request succeed before.

lol

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H△TE

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>Markets Rally On Trade Optimism
or
>Trade Fears Weigh On Markets

Every day for the last six months. I want a new thing to fomo or panic about.

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>mfw i see futures

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>>12759111
I'm planning to HODL for the whole year, famalam
>>12759045

>>12759074
>>12759089
Really wish I was trashed right now. This is some premier shitposting tonight.
Keep up the great work, kiddos

>> No.12759152

>>12759111
I'm pretty much expecting to get stopped out of everything right at open. Let the goid times roll. If we're headed back to December lows let's get this show on the riad already so i can start shorting.

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>>12759152
>I'm pretty much expecting to get stopped out of everything right at open.
I expected the same thing many times back when I used to pay attention to the futures market.

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*ahem*

>> No.12759289

I love god. I'm not memeing or anything i love everyone up in heaven and god for giving me this life. I hope you all find god and become catholic.

>> No.12759304
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>>12759217
Russian Orthodox people are FAR more based than modern Catholics.
t. wolga german

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>>12759171
I'm very close to hitting 99 fishing in osrs.

>> No.12759321

>>12759304
Yeah, but they go to hell.

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>>12759321
Yeah, whatever man.

>> No.12759348

>>12759343
>"wow, this really makes me wanna spend the rest of eternity in hell"

>> No.12759353

>>12759320

then what? what does having 99 fishing get you?

>> No.12759357

>>12759353
The satisfaction that I completed something in my life. I want to get 99 in all stats.

>> No.12759362

>>12759320
That's impressive af.
Fishing used to be how I made my money. One of the last things I remember doing in that game is getting a fuck ton of lobsters from that area just beyond the mountain to the west of Falador with all the wolves.
I think my highest stats weren't even in the 70s though.

>> No.12759366

>>12759357

that's fucking sad dude

I might understand if you got like a new ability for your character or something, but its literally just a number?

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>>12759348
You are reasoning with circular logic. I love Christians, but you are just embarrassing yourself trying to get me to fomo into Christianity.

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>>12759357
>The satisfaction that I completed something in my life.
This :'^(

>> No.12759387

>>12759371
I really hope you find the light and realize that politics and a few borderline heretics don't change the catholic faith

>> No.12759392

>>12759357
I used to be really attached to that game

>> No.12759394

>>12759362
Silly 2 scoops fishing is terrible for money! I've been banking all the fish and so I can cook them when I do cooking to 99.
>>12759366
My bank account will just be a number when I die. I'm quite fond of grinding for things, it's just a nice way of accomplishing things. Not many people have all 99 accounts. I believe you can get some fancy capes and other things showing off you got 99 in Fishing, but for me it's achieving it, regardless of how insignificant it is. Plus it's not hard! It just requires a small amount of commitment and I have to click a few buttons every 50-60 seconds. wew i really sperged out on this response

>> No.12759416

>>12759394
I never really figured out good money strategies in that game. What's better?

>> No.12759428

>>12759416
Farming, combat, and runecrafting.
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guide

>> No.12759448

>>12759428
Oh yeah, I didn't like combat. Kek.
Runecrafting was a total bitch, but I was just getting into it.
Had no idea farming was a money maker.

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If i had my own house.... i could've had an orgy tonight.. so many desperate ass bitches at the bar.. wow.. just fucking wow...

>> No.12759525

>>12759448
hows your new job going?

>> No.12759767
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So I put together the Minnesota ETF

All the Fortune 500 companies headquartered in Minnesota, Equal Weight

Pic related

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>>12759767
holdings and sector breakdown

There are 2 companies I removed since they didn't go back to 1998 for nice long comparison

>> No.12759853

>>12759773
>>12759767
wow nice

are you from Minnesota?

I would put together a Chicago or Illinois ETF but Jesus it would take a while

You equal-weighted them in 98 and let it ride or did you re-balance every year?

>> No.12759867

>>12759853
yeah but I don't live there anymore
yeah equal weight, rebalanced once a year, dividends reinvested

>> No.12760050

>>12759867
p/e 20.48
yield 2.61
beta 0.9
10yr cagr: 15.42

the initial 10k in 1998 yields 4300 a year in dividends... siiipppp

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What company do I buy next?

An online marketplace for auto sales?
A global leader in plastic packaging?
A nano-cap vendor of trading and contract management software for the wholesale natural gas markets?

>> No.12760252

So what are good dividend companies?

>> No.12760275

>>12760252
check out my etf bro
GIS
TGT
MMM

basically every single company in my Minnesota ETF

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Futures dragged themselves out of the gutter and in to the green side of flat naow. Open is probably gonna get hairy.

>> No.12760365

>>12759767

Based.

Will perform better than the Wild.

>> No.12760369

>>12759773
F500 is a list of Current 500 companies making it. how can you make ETF retrofitting todays winners to yesterday? or are you taking F500 companies in Minnesota from 90s?

>> No.12760376

>>12760183
Dude weed

>> No.12760378

China trade talks to continue in US nect week. That's why the turnaround on futures. Xi now on record saying progress is being made.

>> No.12760410

>>12760369
yeah it would be retrofitting winners to some degree. some were there in 1998 but I am not finding much data on when companies get added besides going through it year by year

>> No.12760430

so when do i buy tqqq

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Going to be 100% honest. I hated when kids said this market was manipulated but I really feel like it is now. How could I go to bed and the futures are down -100 points due to the worst retail sales since the recession and I wake up and there’s a god damn rally. What’s happening?

>> No.12760469

>>12760369
alright I recalculated using only fortune 500 companies that were in the list in 1998

UNH
MMM
USB
ECL
TGT
XEL
GIS
HRL
BBY

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>>12760469
oops forgot pic

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12760489

Is stock market gona crash?

>> No.12760509

>>12760489
Maybe

>> No.12760510

>>12760484
interesting was not expecting this, in that case memesota is actually cool etf damn

>> No.12760517

>>12758983
nintendo

>> No.12760524

>>12760489
No the trade deal is going very well

>> No.12760538

>>12759387
>a few borderline heretics
Or
>the leader of the catholic church

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>>12760378
based Pooh

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>>12759387
>a few borderline heretics

>> No.12760554

Incredible how much a farce the markets are. Both countries know they sunk their ships and are trying to bail out the water as fast as they can

>> No.12760559

I missed the Galt train. Any other meems to look out for today?

>> No.12760575

>>12758976
>>12758976
>COTY
p u m p n d u m p ... they're spiking at ~$11/share after months of hovering near $7-8/share

>> No.12760578

And on the eighth day, the Lord said "let there be cope" and western Christendom was blessed with dhimmitude and street shitting but the Catholic church still technically existed so that was cool and all.

>> No.12760579
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>>12760559
>Any other meems to look out for today?

>CRMD
>ABIL (hold till spike)
>NBR (pays a divie as well)
>RWLK

>> No.12760587

>>12760579
I'll keep an eye on em thanks fren

>> No.12760600

>>12760559
The GALT train won't be over until news of some variety comes (partnership, BO, dilution), at which point it'll either skyrocket (partnership, BO) or plummet (dilution)

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That SOLO pull back

>> No.12760613

>>12760579
RWLK
I don't think so. They're l exoskeleton is too expensive.

>> No.12760616

>wake up
>portfolio is green
>acb and iipr still in the deep red
>lptx

Fuck me, I wasn’t done accumulating. If it dips to the 1.50s so traders can buy the stop loss I’m gonna sell acb and iipr for a loss and throw my entire buying power at lptx

>most dips occur between 9:30 and 11:00
>I’m in my car between 10 and 10:45

Inb4 30 car pileup on 495

>> No.12760625

>>12760616
>Inb4 30 car pileup on 495
Go for it, I take the expressway home. ;p

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am me gonna be liquidated longed euro again :O.....

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AMD to 25 soon

>> No.12760655

>>12760637
https://youtu.be/x6LovY_DdEE

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RIP Bears. Get fucked.

>> No.12760701

>>12760670
>worst retail data in 9 years
>bears BTFO
somethings not adding up.... there's a correction a brewing.

>> No.12760745

where does /smg/ read the news? I've usually always read the WSJ, but is there something better out there?

>> No.12760759

>>12760745
just browse reddit, reddit always knows.

>> No.12760765

>>12760252
WM

>> No.12760768

>>12760759
>tripfag
>reddit
typical

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>>12760745
>I've usually always read the WSJ

Schwab news listings, FBN playing in the back ground.

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TQQQ or SQQQ ?!?!?!?

What will make me rich today? What will make me rich a week from now?

All at once, half now half later, or Fibonacci function of shares every set Time period?

What's the best swing trade of the day?

>> No.12760805

>>12760791
didn't you say last night after close that you were gonna go all in on SQQQ? stop stutter stepping and make a move

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>>12760768
>takes the whole fucking hook line and sinker.

>> No.12760865

Best penny stock right now?

>> No.12760894
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>>12760745
yahoo for various websites like AFP, Politico, Reuters, associated press, hobby sites like car and driver, wired, blooberg, wsj, investingdotcom, detroit free press (and MSNBC, FOX, CNN + the other memes all in one place). not even mentioning the various headlines from other sites it shows, to help gague overall customer habbits, not just things i am personally interest in
BBC, CBC, and a few english foreign based websites (a local source from every major market your holdings are in/affected by)

if you have internet access but you only get information from one source, then you are the literal definition of retarded

some AFS and ASME, along with university website, i read once a week

>>12760805
>>didn't you say last night after close that you were gonna go all in on SQQQ?
no, i never go all in on anything
>>stop stutter stepping and make a move
maybe, i hold a little of both, so gotta decide which position to raise and/or which to lower

>> No.12760899

>>12760865
MNGA & CAAS are heavy hitters

>> No.12760913

>>12760865
AUO is my favorite right now.

>> No.12760923

>>12760805
no, that was me, and i'm feeling just crazy enough to maybe do it. but idk, every time i think SQQQ is gonna take off i get JUSTed

>> No.12760927

>>12760894
>watches FOX, CNN, and BBC
>calls other people retarded
it's like that Dunning Freddy Kruger pottery

>> No.12760938

why am SPY acting like this ;_;

>> No.12760957

>already up from pre-market
>ENPH and NVAX looking good
>gonna dump my retard mistake MNGA for more of either, depending on how they move
I'm feeling good this morning boys.

>> No.12760961

DING DING DING DING DING.. It's go time, boys. What we buying today??

>> No.12760963

>>12760961
Solar is on the menu. Lots of chatter about the reports.

>> No.12760966

$REFR

https://stocktwits.com/NDixon/message/153883383

>> No.12760968

>>12760961
meme stocks

>> No.12760974

>>12760430
how much you planning to put in?

>> No.12760975

>>12760961
SQQQ

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Lets go REFR

>> No.12760983

holy shit i just realized how fucked our currency and world economy is

whats the fuck is the point in any of this when the collapse is coming soon, my dividends aren't going to compound when everything goes to 0

FIAT WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE
Credit is jewish bullshit
Loans are jewish bullshit
We were fucked from birth all this shit was fucked up for decades

Im cashing out, buying silver and a backhoe so I can fortify my homestead, I'll keep 5k in REFR, just for the memes but everything else is getting PULLED OUT

THIS IS THE END REPENT WE ARE FUCKEDDDD

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>>12760252
LMT
BA
WM
DIA
F
SMG
HON

12760927
>Implying
Reading a 10 word headline is not the same thing as "watching" any of those. Being aware of something is not the same thing as believing, endorsing, or zealously worshiping/defending something

Also who in the fuck "watches" any news program in the year 2005+14 ? Reading is faster and more informative almost every single time

>> No.12760990

>>12760975
>that volatility
You sure?

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>>12760983
thanks
just bought 99.9k

>> No.12760996

>never study finance
>no experience with market research
>download robinhood
>follow pump & dump recs from stocktwits
>shitpost and sometimes make $1-2 in a day
is anyone else on my level? I just enjoy this as a hobby desu

>> No.12760999

>>12760489
Only bull market now, there will never ever be another bear market.

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>>12760999
> 999
I believe!

>> No.12761022

>>12760990
>Drops 30% in 2 months
>Bounces back 20% even faster

Unless you think the fed is going to prop this shit up, it's going to crash as fast as Bitcoin did last year.

>> No.12761025

>>12760996
Same. I've o l put in 250 dollars. Purely a hobby.

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I'm liking the juicy start today

>> No.12761035

>>12760927
FOX is actually the only non-biased televised news on the air today.

>>12760999
If you don't use this bump to leave your longs you're a fool. I just saw a video on CNBC that said we are at the market top.

>> No.12761040

>>12761022
Exactly what I'm thinking. You go into ETFs because you want stability.

>> No.12761050

>>12761035
why do you purposely post shit that you know will get you replies? fuck off. also, enjoy this last (You)
>filtered

>> No.12761055

>>12761022
>Unless you think the fed is going to prop this shit up
yep, that's the only true big one reason the show is still going on

>> No.12761057

>buy REFR
>drop instantly and lose buying power
STOP LYING TO ME /smg/ reeeeeee

>> No.12761058

>>12760996
You're me. It's strangely fun to watch in real time.

>> No.12761068

At what % down do you guys usually pull the trigger to buy in?

>> No.12761074
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NO BRAKES ON THIS ROCKETSHIP

>> No.12761077

Anyone else keeping an eye on SOLO? Also as someone who went all in UWT, I'm extremely worried about US intervention ior influence in Venezuela. If those commies reform peacefully and leave OPEC I'm ruined.

>> No.12761087

>>12761057

>goes to 2.68
>someone buys a shitton
>2.88

>> No.12761089
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>sold everything yesterday cause i thought today was gonna be a nosedive

>> No.12761094
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12761094

Allô PPT! Dump eet!

>> No.12761101

fuck bull, fuck jews, fuck the market makers, fuck the hft's, fuck sachs, fuck commies, fuck socialists ... sell it, sell it now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYxydlDBC2s

>> No.12761110

wtf was that big green candle on the TLT?

>> No.12761129
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12761129

>>12760823

>> No.12761134
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WHAT DA FUCK

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>>12761101

>Selling profits under a 1 year hold
>Not selling for long-term gains taxes
>He pays short-term gains taxes

I'm good hold till double digits desu

>> No.12761151

>>12761134
Stay short, look at the price action and shekel flow on these 1 minute candles. We're about to emerge from our den hungry for the flesh of young sheep. This is the selling opportunity of a lifetime.

>> No.12761165

>>12761151
The fucking Chinese central bank is buying it's all over for us bearbros.

>> No.12761170

SPY 300 in a month.

>> No.12761180

>>12761165
wait so they're using our debt to accumulate our equities? oh fuck this shit I fucking quit.

>> No.12761183

wish i could line all the bulls itt up in a line and slap you all one by one
not because i enjoy harming you, but because i'd hope it would wake you up

this market is cooked, fellas
get out now or short

>> No.12761191

>mfw I buy loads of meme stocks
>mfw they all immediately go into the red
>mfw LCIguy tells me we're hitting 20 when I bought in at 7 and it was running at 6
>Mfw I held LCI just incase he was right
>mfw I see LCI perform over the past few weeks
>mfw I'm up 12% on LCI today
>mfw I'll keep holding to 20
>mfw I believe LCIguy and thank him for his words of encouragement

I mean, you're still a fucking trip fag, but thanks

LCI TO 20 BOYZ

>> No.12761195

OH SHIT NVM. WE BACK.
Get fucked bulls. Gold 3k EOY

>> No.12761201
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12761201

It begins
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-results-global-recession-graphic/risk-of-u-s-corporate-recession-rises-as-earnings-outlook-dims-idUSKCN1Q41FA

> The outlook for Wall Street earnings has deteriorated significantly in recent months, data shows, raising the risk that companies in the United States may slip into recession before its economy does - with Europe close behind.

>Analysts on average expect the S&P 500’s first-quarter earnings per share to drop 0.3 percent year-on-year, according to I/B/E/S Refinitiv data.

>That’s a big drop from the 8.2 percent rise expected as recently as October and would mark the first contraction in U.S. company earnings in three years.

>The swift pace and size of the cuts have kindled concerns that the downward trend will continue, particularly as companies struggle with squeezed margins and large amounts of debt.

>Retail sales post biggest drop in nine years in December

>The full-year estimate stands at just 4.2 percent now, down more than half from 10.2 percent in October.

I'll be liquidating my TIPS mutual fund tonight with anticipation of deflation due to a coming recession on the horizon. I'll be re-positioning it towards T-Bonds and Agency Debt. In the mean time, my SDS limit order finally filled. If you're waiting for a time to short the market, now is it.

>> No.12761205

>>12760670
ALL YOU gotta do is stop stealing our technology you slant eyed zipperheads holy shit just make your own it’s not hard Japan did it on radioactive poisoning, we should just say fuck this peace out, anyone with factories in China gets the Occasional Kotex 90% taxes, make some goddamn factories in Central America and Mexico so people will stop trying to come bother us.

>> No.12761215

Plugpower is gonna have some bangerz gains this quarter

>> No.12761218

Angel moms are trying to talk Trump out of signing the bill. WE BULLISH NAOW

>> No.12761221

>>12761191
yeah he's a goof but between gbr and lci he's made me a decent stack. more importantly, he has an impressive smug doggo collection

>> No.12761224

SPWR down 5.3% but looking to take advantage of the residential market.

>> No.12761237

BBSI is mooning. Great value stock.

>> No.12761243
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this deff no normally way SPY trades
some crazy algos taking control of price action today

>> No.12761244

catch the falling knife on XPO? yes or no?

>> No.12761254

my short got bogged again. Us bears cant catch a break

>> No.12761258
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Yeah im done with "intelligent investing"

>> No.12761262

If you didn't buy into PLUG at 1.50, you're a duncehead.

>> No.12761276

>>12761050
>asking a tripfag why he shitposts
Nobody cared who we was before he put on the trip.

>> No.12761287

>>12761243
Almost in a iv/5

>> No.12761293

>>12761243
>muh algos
Maybe you aren't as smart as you thought

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>>12761183
>wish i could line all the bulls itt up in a line and slap you all one by one
There goes nofap.

>> No.12761305
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>SKYS

>> No.12761307

>Dude Weed lmao
what are some cheap cannabis stock to get into

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12761308

>he fell for the bear crash meme

>> No.12761317

>>12761307
>what are some cheap cannabis stock to get into

ACB.

>> No.12761319

>>12761089
>not using stop-loss

>> No.12761320

My Jewish intuition is telling me to short NKE with borrowed money from as many sources as possible.

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>>12761262
>Bought after a pump
>"Ay, you people are retarded XD"

>> No.12761323

>>12761258
intelligent investing assumes you hold for a couple of years at least

>> No.12761326

>>12761321
>after a pump
>it's projected to go upward with their Q4 release
Keep telling yourself that.

>> No.12761327

>>12761320
Well you know the saying, never trust a jew

>> No.12761329

Tech bears absolutely ass ravaged. The SQQQ shills here must be hurting. Been there done that, but blue skies since I walked away from the dark side.

>> No.12761333

>>12761308
SPX will see 2660 again but probably won't make it down to the low

>> No.12761339

>>12761327
I thought the saying was with Jews you win?

>> No.12761344

>>12761329
Now is prime shorting opportunity. If you haven't looked at long term market shorts before, now would be the time.

>> No.12761354

>>12761329
>Tech bears absolutely ass ravaged. The SQQQ shills here must be hurting. Been there done that, but blue skies since I walked away from the dark side.
peak euphoria ladies and gentlemen. only a matter of time before we start seeing the pink wojacks.

>> No.12761363

I have a feeling my weed will rise by the end of the day to a a sellable range, yet I’m unsure if I’ll ever be able to get lptx this low again.

>> No.12761375

Markets are closed on Monday right?

>> No.12761378

>>12761375
Yeah.

>> No.12761392

>>12761378
Gay

>> No.12761402

>>12761392
yeah

>> No.12761409

>>12761354
Quite literally the SQQQ battle cry so many times in the past before a devastating defeat

>> No.12761431

>>12761409
Trump just declared a national emergency, just fucking sell everything.

>> No.12761443

How long after the money is taken from your bank account does it take to show up in your RH balance? I'm kind of frustrated I put in some cash on Monday and it still hasn't shown up.

>> No.12761445

Decided I'll put the money from the sale of my TIPS mutual fund into Tennessee Valley Authority Bonds, earn 3.7% interest, and are already at a 7% discount. Since the authority is legally bound by congress to raise it's electric rates to pay its debt, and it's owned by the federal government, there is almost no default risk.

>> No.12761448

I think I’m gonna need to wait for all my fellow millennial RHers to take their losses before ACB moves anywhere. It’s being picked up by institutions like crazy but there’s so many millennials who bought in to the fomo (myself included) that the price is continuing downward while their attention spans begin to contract.

>> No.12761451

>>12761431
Nevermind the fact checker just said he it's not an emergency.

>> No.12761456

>>12761443
Depends on the amount. Sometimes a week. Get RH gold and they give you your buying power in advance up to 2 grand and the. An additional 1 grand every few days.

>> No.12761458

SESN the latest meme stock to buy into?

>> No.12761460

>>12761448
>my fellow millennial RHers to take their losses
this almost never happens
once millennial buy something they hodl to 0

>> No.12761469

>>12761458
>SESN the latest meme stock to buy into?

Haven't already?

>> No.12761473

>"Talks with China going extremely well" - Trump
>TRUMP SAYS HE WILL REMOVE TARIFFS IF HE GETS A DEAL W/CHINA

I-I think I need to buy some tech stocks lads

>> No.12761477

>>12761473
he's been saying this for weeks, retard

>> No.12761490

crash ... crash ... crash ...

>> No.12761493

>>12761477
They just had a major talk where both sides confirmed progress, shut the hell up.

>> No.12761496

>>12761493
again, this has been happening for weeks, you absolute mouth breather

>> No.12761502

>>12761473
Lol the caver in Chief. Did his physical say that he had incredible flexibility and superhuman ability to bend over when faced with adversity? Lol, all you trumpkins cucked by the master.

>> No.12761503

>>12761493
they've been saying the same thing since september

>> No.12761505

>>12761473
He lies a lot. Remember when he said he wouldn't sign another omnibus CR, he just fucking did it again. The fact of the matter remains that trade conditions with China are about to go from bad to worse, the big ass boner from tax cuts are already cooked into the equation, and Q1 2019 is shaping up to be a disappointment on many industries. However you're free to FOMO into the top like a true /biz/raeli

>> No.12761509

>>12761496
I will quote you and call you retarded later on, don't worry.

>> No.12761512

>>12761431
>Trump just declared a national emergency

Wouldn't that be ultimatively a good thing since it prevents another shutdown?

>> No.12761516

>>12761512
In the short term, yes, but it now also opens the possibility of the United States being increasingly ruled by decree instead of legislation. With any luck the republic will be kaput by the end of the next decade.

>> No.12761526

>>12761512
I have no idea. It could just be a giant nothing.

>> No.12761530

>>12761516
Right because there are no checks on declaring a national emergency and it's never happened in recent memory

>> No.12761536

>>12761516
Fits my wave count for the Greatest Depression.

>> No.12761538

>>12761530
It's disappointing, but not worse than anything Obama did.

>> No.12761559

Semiconductors breaking out confirmed

>> No.12761596

There's a bear goin' 'round takin' names
And he decides who to free and who to blame
Everybody won't be treated all the same
There'll be a golden ladder reachin' down
When the bear comes around

>> No.12761611

>>12761596
very based

>> No.12761622

god bless donald trump

>> No.12761627

come on bears, do work
let's see december again :3

>> No.12761640

>>12761627
PLEASE GOD PLEASE LET ME UNLOAD MY SQQQ BAGS I LOST SO MUCH MONEY SHORTING THE BOTTOM IN DECEMBER
AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12761648

WHY ISNT REFR MOVING

>> No.12761650

>do math on dividend payout
>Need 800,000 USD to make 24,000 USD a month
>It'd take 33 years putting 24,000 a year into the stock to get that

You gotta have money to make money I guess. ,

>> No.12761690

Partial government shutdown could start in

0 days 12 hours 32 minutes 42 seconds

5 min ago

>> No.12761696

dayum nigga 420 smoke dat dank shieeeeeet feel me dawg?

>> No.12761744
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My memefolio is approaching 0. Is there something I should be doing to stop this?

>> No.12761746
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G...PRO!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12761757

>>12761744
all in dude weed

>> No.12761786

>>12761746
GO PRO GO!!!

>> No.12761793
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzjzBHtgwPs

>> No.12761799
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>tfw margin loan to buy AMD before their earnings report

One of my few good moves in 2019 so far

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>>12761746
GPRO!!!!!!

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Epic red day guys

>> No.12761818

>PLUG and SPWR climbing again
Yeet

>> No.12761830
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the plunge

>> No.12761845
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special shout out to CAG

>> No.12761848

>>12761812
my TLT call option play is like fucken 7 cents below my break even. Feels like when you got a chick riding you dick and she moves all fucked up and snaps your boner, but you still know you're gonna nut.

>> No.12761858
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12761858

My Portfolio has no pathetic stocks Kaiba

>> No.12761865

>>12761068
How would a % loss correlate to a buy signal? Maybe at a retracement relevant to the previous swing high but idk.

>> No.12761868

>>12761848
ahhh...
I dont even need this line after reading that

my precious Newell is getting Ultrafucked

>> No.12761874

i dislike niggers, not black people.
there is a difference.

short spy

>> No.12761879

>>12761744
yeah... you should have some LCI....

>> No.12761883

all green today lads

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>>12761874

>> No.12761885

>>12761868
no sooner than i post that fucking thing drops another 4 cents. I'm about to scream bloody murder over here.

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now its 14 cents off my fucking even, fuuuuuuuuu

>> No.12761921
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>MNGA
Down to 0.87.

>> No.12761931

>>12761811
Over $6 by EOD?

>> No.12761932
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12761932

doubled down on Newell, prepared for a triple.
Just do it Nya

>> No.12761933

>>12761897
>>12761885
you about to blow up another account baggie?

>> No.12761951

If Trump's declaration thingy gets shot down because of constitutionality, will it be grounds to file articles of impeachment because of his over reach of power and failure to uphold the oath of office he swore to back in January of 2017?

>> No.12761967

>>12761933
-12% so far today, I mean I picked up 40% yesterday, but god damn it this is bull shit, and starting to get progressively more painful.

>> No.12761970

>>12761951
Even if it were, they'd need more support in the Senate. I'm not even sure Dems want to impeach. There's a strong chance Trump is the gop nominee, which they'd love

>> No.12761985

>>12761874
Bulls won m8

>> No.12761988

>>12761879
Too late to buy.

>> No.12761990

>>12761970
I don't know the freedom caucus is losing it's shit over this. We're constitutionalists first, and this man is wiping his ass with the document. If we turn a blind eye to what he is doing, when the tide turns and there's a Democrat in the office just think of the president. What do they declare a national emergency to socialize medicine and quarter illegals on my property. This is fucking bull shit, and like 75%-80% of the time I approve of what President Trump does, but not this time... This time it is fucking stupid.

>> No.12761991

>>12761985
shut up, dicklet

>> No.12761993

>>12761970
The funniest thing about this is that both sides think they are winning so they will continue along their respective courses until the next election (where we will get another Trumpening).

>> No.12762000

>>12761988
>Too late to buy.
it's going to $20-$30.... it's trading at 9.7.. how is it too late?

>> No.12762005

>>12761988
If you think so then short it

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>> No.12762018
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>>12761988
yeah.. you should do this>>12762005

>> No.12762020

>>12761990
Enforcing the law is within the bounds of the president's power (It is actually the ONLY thing within the bounds of the president's power according to the constitution). national emergencies have been declared for a lot less and remain in effect a long time after the emergency has subsided because it suits political ends. You sound like an NPC.

>> No.12762025

>>12761650
Exactly what kind of lifestyle are you looking to have that requires $24,000 USD per month?

>> No.12762029

>>12762020
He's just a jew. Can't let the goyim get uppity.

>> No.12762030

>>12761990
I'd be intensely surprised if they wanted to impeach. It would destroy their ability to work with other Republicans

>> No.12762035

>GALT

Trying to break that $5 barrier.

>> No.12762042

>>12762020
>national emergencies have been declared for a lot less
Not convinced on this. Trump said himself today that he doesn't need it, it'll just make things easier. That seems like tacit admission that it's not an emergency

>> No.12762057

>>12762025
I think he meant per year, bruh. 24 is 3% of 800.

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Only 1000 more points for DOW all time high

>> No.12762065

SN raising never. Fugggg

>> No.12762066

>>12762042
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_emergencies_in_the_United_States

Read you NPC. "Emergency" doesn't mean emergency.

>> No.12762067

>>12762025
Now that I think about it, how could he live comfy on $24k per year? Move to Thailand or Goa?

>> No.12762071

>>12761951
Ok i'll bite. Where in the constitution does it say you cannot secure borders with walls?

>> No.12762087

>>12762020
Actually you're right, the argument can be made that what is going on is an invasion from a foreign nation. What he is doing is well within his powers granted to him by the constitution in article 2 section 2. Democrats BTFO. They literally will be unable to stop him from doing this no matter how hard they try. TLT is reversing which is nice.

>> No.12762101

>>12762066
The only other as trivial as diverting funds for construction happened in the midst of the Iraq war. I don't think you have a good argument here

>> No.12762106

I knew CBM @ $35 was a steal.

>> No.12762117

>>12761990
If the Dems try to confiscate guns by declaring a national emergency they will get gullets first and the country will be over.

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NOOOOOO, IT WAS THE BEARS TURN!!

>> No.12762138

>>12762065
>SN raising never. Fugggg

I know. Keep waiting. Want to sell my 2k shares.

>> No.12762148

>>12762138
What’s your average?

Mine is .25 so I am pretty comfy

>> No.12762159

Madness. Why can it go up forever like this?

>> No.12762163

>>12762101
Really? I'd consider the sanctions to be the most trivial. Either way, border security is more serious than foreign wars or sanctioning nations to some people. The people who wrote the constitution can be counted among them.

>> No.12762164

>>12762148
0.42.

>> No.12762177

>>12762159
year of the pig effect

>> No.12762212

>>12762163
Not when he's already been granted funds to build, even if they're less than what he wanted. Assuming this makes it to the SC, I'd bet on Gorsuch siding against him

>> No.12762229

How does George Washington's birthday always fall on a fucking Monday in Feb? I mean my birthday changes the day of the week all the time. How does his always end up on Monday?

>> No.12762235

>>12762229
? Feb 22 is a Friday this year

>> No.12762249

>>12762229
Theyre throwing us another long weekend? FUCK

>> No.12762252

>>12762159
Boomers, Jews and Chinks

>> No.12762275

Can’t wait for the ed of March to come around so that my NVAX is worth a shit ton

>> No.12762298

>>12762249
Yeah rumor has all the members of the Dow 30 are going to have a President's day sale on Tuesday. 20% off everything.

>> No.12762307

>>12762275
Beware the Ides of March.

>> No.12762309

>>12762275
Dude theyre not coming out with news anytime soon, they just finished the 3rd phase didnt they? back to hibernation i would say.

>> No.12762336

>>12762309
The news of their latest trial comes out March. If it’s good, then it’s on to FDA approval. $2.16 is pretty cheap for a possibly approved drug release around the corner

>> No.12762350

>GOOS

Just end my life senpai

>> No.12762395

>>12761180
Buy YANG and kill every last Chink infected our sacred lands

>> No.12762402

>>12762395
why the fuck would I want to invest in pandas? Aren't they too retarded to figure out how to procreate?

>> No.12762418

>>12762087
>Baggie trying to sound like he knows anything about politics

Go back to making terrible calls, losing money and figuring out if that rash on your scrotum will ever go away

>> No.12762441

>>12762402
KEK

>> No.12762443

>>12762418
>Go back to making terrible calls
Buy the SPXL right now.

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>>12762402
>why the fuck would I want to invest in pandas?

>> No.12762496

why the fuck is SNAP still above 9? wtf?!!?

>> No.12762518

>>12762402
It’s a China Short. You are going to be beheading those fucking pandas

>> No.12762520

>>12762350
Weaksauce bounce this morning. I was only able to snatch back 3% of yesterday's 12% loss with some quick day trading this morning. Nasty.

Bought the Coke dip and slapped a tight stop loss on it in case of fresh lows incoming. This one seems to be holding for the moment.

Otherwise no excitement. My boomer slow side of portfolio trundles along steady as she goes. Pleasantly surprised to see green today.

>> No.12762521

market finna boutta dab eod

>> No.12762526
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12762526

There will never be a red day ever again.

>> No.12762530

US Sugar #11 is mooning

>> No.12762538

>>12761932
>Newell

Yeah i might take a stab at this. Maybe if power hour buy volume shows up.

>> No.12762542

>>12762518
I was making a funny, get it China bear fund,
retarded panda. Nah I think I'ma just dump my TLT callies and get some UTX putties.

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>>12762526
Feels good man

>> No.12762547

>>12762496
>he bet against thots

>> No.12762551

>>12762542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlBU97NAdWg

let us know when you actually make some money

>> No.12762558

>>12761932
Waiting for $15 :3

>> No.12762564

>this fucking tranny on CNBC right now
for fuck sake

>> No.12762566

>>12762547
>What is Canada Goose yesterday?

>> No.12762570

dude weed....
DUDE WEED

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>>12762558
thats when I triple down
these bastards need to just... be better

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>>12762564

>> No.12762611

*gasps for air like dying fish*

>>12762607
>>12762607
>>12762607

>> No.12762887

>>12762252
>Boomers, Jews and Chinks
The trifecta.