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candy corn edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg
List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

the last
>>112741812

>> No.12745261
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NTDOY...

>> No.12745265

>>12741812
the lkast...

>> No.12745269
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BRING BACK MY CHEAPIES REEEEEE

>> No.12745273

>>tfw bought ctl puts before close

>> No.12745276

>>12745265
are you ok rkg

>> No.12745290

>>12745261
Thirty minutes!!!

>> No.12745292
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GOOS to moon tomorrow.

>> No.12745303
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G... PRO!!!!!!!

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>>12745303
GPRO.

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>>12745276
That’s nikkinikki silly

>> No.12745319

>>12745303
GALT

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>>12745276
how dare you

>> No.12745333

>>12745328
don't be mean rkg

>> No.12745339

>>12745333
>>12745276
thats not RKG you retarded ZOOMER

>> No.12745347

>>12745339
It's upset today.

>> No.12745356

If any of you guys are into OTC get some VYST. Couple "insiders" sung the song of merger and NASDAQ listing. Thank me later.

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>>12745276
go
pro gpropr ogpro gpr, ogpro go prog pr ogpro gpr gprog progp

>>12745314
.... gpro....

>> No.12745393

Based CSCO.

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>>12745357
Soon it's chart will be like DRYS

>> No.12745437

Who was shilling PTX?

>> No.12745438
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12745438

Give me Galt or give me death.

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I was reading something about boglehead 3 fund portfolio.
Where the main example was putting your money into 3 vanguard investments( vanguard themselves recommend 4, but anyways)
Vgstx (total international stock market index
Vbmfx ( total bond market index)
Vtsmx (total stock market index)
I think one of them is suppose to be a total domestic stock market but considering I live in South Africa I don't think that's a very good idea.
Anyways considering their performances over the past few years or more I think they're a pretty safe bet. Though I know even giant stock market funds can fuck up.
Anyways they don't leverage their funds do they(might sound silly)?
Like if one of there funds fuck up badly it wouldn't have a domino on the rest?
For my initial year or so I want to invest in these three as my starting investments.
Is this alright? Any tips? I'm intending to be lazy and play it alil safe but not too safe.

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>>12745393
lol

>> No.12745468

>>12745446
If you are under 45 I'd do only vtsax. They aren't leveraged. You're just matching the markets.

>> No.12745489

>>12745446
You only need BST

>> No.12745495
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>>12745247
we have had this edition before, i'm serious

>> No.12745502

>>12745468
What's the difference between the etfs and the share index funds?

>> No.12745507

>>12745446
VGSTX is basically a three (four) fund portfolio already pe-allocated. Its 40% bonds which is fairly high (im 20% bonds) but that might be fine for you depending on your risk tolerance. If you ad more bonds on top of that, you'll get even more bond heavy.

Usually 3 funds are not leveraged. Bogleheads has a good guide on three fund portfolios.

>> No.12745512

>>12745446
Vanguard are thieves, just buy the SPY.

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>>12745495

>> No.12745541

>>12745495
op confirmed for lazy ass
bring back the custom rkg ops

>> No.12745563

Five minutes til pump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k0rZguK7EU

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>>12745489
>You only need BST
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/BST
??
Do they even give dividends? Cause it doesn't look it
>>12745507
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/vgstx
>Pic related.they seem to be in the exact same spot as 5 years ago.
I know I haven't done the research or anything but that doesn't look like something with growth. Other vanguard options look much better
>>12745512
>Vanguard are thieves, just buy the SPY.
Vanguard outperforms them though.
What you mean they're thieves?

>> No.12745607

>>12745584
that's why I was trying to steer you away from vgstx friend
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio#Choosing_three_funds

how is life in south africa?

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>Despite their high cost, Canada Goose's fur-trimmed parkas have become "almost the uniform of the inner city among 16-to-24 year olds" in Canada, according to as one president of a market research firm.[22] In China, despite calls to boycott Canadian products over the arrest of Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou in Canada, the brand's new flagship store in Beijing saw long lineups on opening day in December 2018.[23]

To the goddamn moon and beyond.

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>>12745616

This is the cited article about the long lines in December at the new store in China. It also talks about why the stock tanked so hard in December on fears on Chinese trade dispute + Huawei CFO arrest and potential to hurt sales.

https://globalnews.ca/news/4803647/canada-goose-store-china-success/

>> No.12745668

>>12745607
>how is life in south africa?
Things aren't getting better. Eskoms made another oopsie and they're implementing load shedding again (blackouts).
I need a way to make a savings cause inflation seems to be keeping the pace with peoples pension funds and government keep making more decisions to throw money down the drain.
Investment is my only hope.

>> No.12745677

>>12745607
In fact the governments actually trying to force pension funds into investing in government projects. Which in my mind means just more money for corrupt officials to funnel into their pockets

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>>12745423
nuuuu ;_;
thats what your portfolio will look like

>>12745541
f-forgive me
couldnt get out bed in time

>> No.12745718

>>12745677
Sheeeit

>> No.12745784

>>12745446
by domestic they mean the US

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Someone sell Nintendo so I can buy in.

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>>12745616
>>12745660

Okay one more shill post and I'm done. Fun fact: The GOOS has only missed earnings once since it IPO'd in 2016:

June 2017: +28% above estimate
August 2017: +45%
November 2017: +39%
February 2018: +21%
June 2018: +157%
August 2018: -15% below estimate
November 2018: +53%

GOOS' competitors earnings for Q4 2018:
>COLM +29%
>VFC +5% but the stock jumped from $73.80 to $84 on earnings day... and kept going up. It's still going up.

By the by, if I do get anyone to fomo in tomorrow, I recommend selling as near to the high of day as you can manage. If this goes the same as the last time, it is likely to drop somewhat immediately after the hysteria of the day settles. I will be selling almost all of my holding tomorrow unless it hits earnings exactly and trades flat for some reason.

>> No.12745935

>>12745843
Isn't Canadia getting cucked by tariffs? What makes you think they've beat estimates?

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When did you realize BST was by far the most based investing instrument ever created?

>> No.12745958

>>12745935
>Isn't Canadia getting cucked by tariffs?

Not particularly as far as retail is concerned. Canada's tariff issues are more about raw materials.

>> No.12745991

dump nintendo

>> No.12746020

>>12745958
So where are they importing their raws or where are these good manufactured? Some where along the supply chain they've got to be getting fucked imho.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

thank you based CSCO ER, KO ER i'll see you tomorrow morning

>> No.12746048

>>12746020

Now that I don't know. You are correct that this may be the one category where a snag could occur on my trade.

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QQQ dumping after hours
Cheapies incoming

>> No.12746062

THOT Index bro, where's the update?

>> No.12746083
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>>12746062
Putting together a tracker later today, I'll give you one week updates and compare it to SPY
I'm doing equal weight because it's kino

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12746098

GPRO will buy FUN
and will be FUNPRO
and they will both go 2 billion market cap and pay for medicine

>> No.12746104

>>12746083
based

>> No.12746106

Read Tan Liu's "The Ponzi Factor"... The secret to making money on the stock market is to frontrun people. The safest ways to invest is for dividends/yeild not capital gains. Although you will find plenty of morons that will say that dividends make a company less valuable. A STOCK IS A FUCKING PIECE OF PAPER, if it doens't pay dividends and doesnt give you voting rights it is worthless. Do you really think you own part of a company. Can you just walk into a business you own stock in and take something home with you? You own something when you can send the police to violently take stuff away from people and give it to you.

>> No.12746111

>>12745991
What did they do?

>> No.12746129

Gonna bag me some NVAX once my Refund hits. Be sweet to watch it replicate AMRN (hit the 16 per mark). Then once the buyout hits. Watch it fetch 32 per share. Then the Profit shall rain down on me to just turn it around and buy more T and his nice fat Divvy.

In the mean time while I wait my T stock is piling up those Divvy's.

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>>12746053

Down 0.11%? Seems like average futures numbers.

>>12746083

Keep us posted. This is my favorite /smg/ meme of the year so far.

>> No.12746154

>>12746111
they didnt announce banjo kazoo as a new smash character

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>>12746098
You better be talking about Knottsberry farm stock.
just kidding you fell for Herbalife tier

>> No.12746206

>>12745502
ETFs you will buy shares and can time when to buy during the day.

Index funds buys at the price at the end of that day and you can buy partial shares.

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>>12746138
>>12746104
I'll update it every Monday! It's ready to go

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>>12746230

Splendid.

>> No.12746270

>>12746230
WE HAVE LIFT OFF BOYS. THOT INDEX IS A GO

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LEAN HOGS UP 2.5% TODAY

>> No.12746398

>>12746230
now we need the incel index and see how it compares

>> No.12746421

you guys should check out SPKE...

>> No.12746424

>>12746398
>incel index

Interesting. So... a bunch of vidya stocks, PC parts, fast food and pharma (antidepressants)? I'd add Patreon too but it's private.

>> No.12746436

>>12746398
Nintendo
Microsoft
Netflix
Sony
Disney
T
AMD
McDonald's

What else?

>> No.12746440

Why did nivida tank back in late january?

>> No.12746446

>>12746436
4chan

>> No.12746468

Can't wait to wake up to those sweet Nintendo profits tomorrow. The japs are gonna buy the fuck out of it after all those jrpg announcements

>> No.12746470

>>12746398
is patreon a public company? if not that's all thats needed

>> No.12746474

>>12746421
Why? Another short squeeze?

>> No.12746475

>>12746470

Nope. Private for now.

>> No.12746482

>>12746436
maybe conagra because i like their pot pies and dinners. Possibly tyson for tendies.

>> No.12746494

>>12746424
>>12746470
Pretty sure the crowd you have in mind has divested from Patreon due to their "trust and safety committee" favoring political correctness over free speech.

>> No.12746496

>>12746440
They released lowered guidance numbers for the year ahead of earnings. Pulled a Tim Cook. Stock is already back to where it was before

>> No.12746508

>>12746436
LCI and BGFV because we all know he was forced into incelibacy after losing all his money and getting the HIV from a mexican tranny

>> No.12746520

>>12746494

So time to start a knockoff company then?

>> No.12746525
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>image tags: The face of the people who sank all their money into the FX

>> No.12746536

>>12746436
Barrick Gold Corp for middle aged stackers

>> No.12746548
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12746548

>>12746436
RGR
AOBC

>> No.12746561

>>12746508
>kicking a cuck whiles he's down
I like it

>> No.12746567

>>12746496
Why did it have such a slow decline from where it was a year ago?

>> No.12746579

hi I'm new what are some small price, small risk, small return investments I can make to get the hang of things

>> No.12746581
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>>12746536
>if you take the ld off gold
>and the c off corp
>and write orp back wards
>you get...
>GOPRO!!!

>> No.12746596

>>12746579
S&P500 ETF, ETFs in general.
I like SPHD

>> No.12746599

>>12746474
profitable company with an 8% dividend

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>>12746567
general market sentiment. trade war bullshit was happening last year around this time, too. NVDA rose with the indexes well into 10/2/19 and then Fed Chair Powell went full hawktard and threatened more rates. Whole market started to tank.

NVDA's biggest shit in October was due to their HUGE earnings miss when it was revealed on the conference call that after the crypto bubble popped,lots of graphics cards remained unsold sitting in warehouses or wherever they store them.

pic related. NVDA

>> No.12746677

who else /not old enough to legally drink/ here

>> No.12746702

>>12746599
Why not put more on LCI?

>> No.12746724

>>12746666
Yeah, i remember that whole dip in NVDA and AMD because of those crypto retards. Looks like it'll be a neat stock in a few months

>> No.12746729

>>12746702
I already have a good chunk of my portfolio in LCI that i'm just holding

SPKE looks like another long term hold that i'll be adding to...

>> No.12746730

I was right.
Nintendo stock didn't go up. Activision still on the rise.

>> No.12746750
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>>12746724
you think the market is going to BACK to ATHs again?

>> No.12746759

>>12746436
I think Bitcoin belongs on this...

>> No.12746761

>>12746750
No.

>> No.12746771
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>>12746730
see if you can post this again tomorrow morning

>> No.12746784

>>12746771
Oh I will. I post with your screencap too.
You'll feel pathetic.

>> No.12746810

Weed Dude 420

>> No.12746815
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>>12746784
>>12746771
>>12746730

>> No.12746817

>>12746730
Activision will be the stock to buy once blackout goes F2P. Its just so hard to say when that'll happen though. Maybe late this year when MW4 gets released but i think they don't wanna waste time with the success that Apex legends has got.

>> No.12746822

I lost half of my profit since December in a day

>> No.12746845

Alright lads. WPRT.

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Fucking fuck me in the fucking ass.

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>>12746784
we got a big boy in the house

>> No.12746887

>>12746854
will do

>> No.12746938

>>12746436
>Netflix and chill
>incel
That’s for THOTs bro. Imagine someone drinking Starbucks. What are they watching? Exactly.

>> No.12746960

>>12746938

I think the point is home entertainment. Neets watch youtube and netflix for non-vidya time spending.

>> No.12746969

>>12745314
>>12745303
Cheer up, it's still on an overall uptrend

>> No.12746986

>>12743659
Job interview. Crossing my fingers, it pays really well.

>> No.12746993

lmao Japan

https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/gdp-119

>> No.12747002

>>12746436
TSN

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>>12746986
some girl just called me and asked me to be her valentine... i just laughed and then asked if she was being serious.. she was.. i feel bad.. but know i shouldn't.. because she's not someone i want to be with.. and i don't want to give her the wrong impression

>> No.12747036

>>12746993

Missed forecast but only off by 0.1 doesn't seem that bad?

>>12743659

delete this

>> No.12747040

>>12747023
>>12746986
oh.. and good luck on the job interview

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>>12746986
A communist getting a job. You are rare indeed.

>> No.12747062

>>12747023
Now I feel sad. I hate it when people are lonely.

>>12747040
ty, I'll need it.

>>12747043
I loath to be too typical.

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>>12746986
>hi, im here for the job interview

>> No.12747080

Do any of you guys sell options? Is it a good idea to sell options against dividend paying stocks? Where can I learn more about options strategy? I have some shares of T and none of the options seem to cost very much so I am reluctant to bother selling any.

>> No.12747081

>>12747074

Righto m8, I expect you will be opting in to the 100% tax bracket?

>> No.12747087

>>12746436
am I an incel if I already all of those except for SNOY?

>> No.12747098

>>12747062
>Now I feel sad. I hate it when people are lonely.
tell me about it.. she was really really serious.. i don't have a valentines this year.. first time in about 8 years.. but I know one thing forsure.. i don't want to lead someone on thinking it'll be something that it's not.. I'm also a pretty private person.. so id hate for her to post what shes doing and whos she's doing it with making us look like a couple or something....

Whats the job interview for?

>>12747080
>Do any of you guys sell options?
Yes.. If the premium is good. Yes. I try to sell covered calls around my target price... I will also sell puts on stock that i plan on buying down to that level either way..

>> No.12747113

>>12746729
The dividend doesn’t look healthy.

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>>12747074
Phone interview anon. By the time they see me irl it'll be too late.

>> No.12747116

>>12747087
No, you misunderstood. Those are things incels consume and help keep in business, not their investments. We are the investors who try to profit off their consumerism.

>> No.12747139

>>12747098
>Whats the job interview for?
Consulting. I don't think I'll give more details than that, but I think i'd be good at it.

>> No.12747153

>>12747113
why not? revenue has been growing..

what are you seeing? I just came upon this stock last night.. haven't looked extremely deep into it.. just glancing.. it seems ok to me...

>> No.12747164

>>12747139
Give more details and locations

>> No.12747165

>>12747153
What's the EPS to $ per share payout?

>> No.12747168

SHORT IBM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNF8ObJR6K8

>> No.12747200

>>12747165
?

>> No.12747209
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>>12747164
Penis Inspector at the Department of Homeland Security
Office at 1313 Mockingbird lane, Washington DC

>> No.12747214

>>12747168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlBU97NAdWg

>> No.12747222

>>12747168
nothing they said was bad tho
yeah theres a bunch of meaninglessness in there but who cares that's all marketing is anyways

>> No.12747224
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>>12747209
>Penis Inspector at the Department of Homeland Security
woah woah woah...... I thought Comfy already had that job...??

>> No.12747234
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12747234

WEED STOCKS BROS!

BUY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

BLAZE IT 420

>> No.12747233

>>12747224
who is this oompa loompa

>> No.12747242

>>12747224
He got transferred to the ruptured anus inspector position at the Department of Transportation.

>> No.12747250

>>12747233
that's Comfy

>> No.12747261

>>12747250
no thats an oompa loompa

>> No.12747265

>>12747233
just some fat loser

>>12747242
oh well thats right up his alley.. thought he would've been promoted to penis tester by now.. he does enough of it as a side gig anyway..

>> No.12747268

>>12747234
Fuck no I'm down 3 hundo already.

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I still have this for Comfy. Will post more in the future.

>> No.12747318
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>>12747288
here's one to keep for future reference as well

>> No.12747322

>>12747234
theres so many of them though.. which one? which one?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EF6kB9q4vg

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>>12747318
>>12747288
by far one of the biggest retards to come into this thread.. i'm a firm believer that he might be able to get disability for being retarded.

>> No.12747422

>>12745357
GONEPRO

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>>12747386
stock is literally up 144% since those two retards posted that...

>> No.12747512
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>>12747429
this was most bullpoopy me every seen
it literally started pumpy that morning after me writing that

it was like bogs were all "RKG's smug, pump it" -_-;

>>12747422
NUUUUU GPRO ;_;
a-atleast it had strong buying EOD T_T

>> No.12747514

>>12747322

NBEV
CRON
CHC
PXY
DTEA
ACB

ALL OF EM BRO

>> No.12747526

>>12747429
At what point will you sell, LCI guy?
It won't go up forever, and you don't actually make money until you sell the stock.

>> No.12747544

>>12747429
it's good to save screencaps like this and remind everyone of them after the fact

>> No.12747565
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>>12747168

Welp. It was less shitty than Gillette's. Not good but not nasty enough to move the stock price by itself.

>white guy: damn girl you look gorgeous today!
>black guy: hey that's not cool, bro!

>> No.12747575

Why are futures red?

>> No.12747581

>>12747512
you're just a newb that has no clue how accumulation/distribution works nor do you understand how manipulation works on a large scale for big money to either enter or exit trades.

>>12747526
>At what point will you sell, LCI guy?
>It won't go up forever, and you don't actually make money until you sell the stock.
I'm looking for 20-30.. thats what the monthly is saying.. theres a lot of good things going for LCI right now.. A lot of product launches last year with a lot more to come this year.. cost reduction.. huge tutes loading up... It's a buy and hold for here

>You don't actually make money until you sell the stock

>implying i haven't been trading options around it as well as trading the stock itself on this upswing...

It's going to $20+.. don't get scared... know what you are invested in.. know the potential...

>>12747544
There are just some really retarded people here.. and what makes people retarded is the inability to learn.. straight fucking mongs

>> No.12747583

>>12747565
First Nike, then PG, now IBM
This is all a scheme to get small specs shorting dow

>> No.12747586

>>12747234
>WEED STOCKS BROS!
>
>BUY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

Not until I see confirmation of bullish trend continuing short term or these things tank in to oversold territory.

>> No.12747642

>>12747575

ORANGE MAN BAD

>> No.12747655

>>12746817
Is F2P confirmed? Is it going to be that big of a deal when Fortnite and Apex are already filling that void? I thought I heard that PUBG was going F2P as well. I think that market's crowded and people will be cautious to see what kind of revenue those games can generate. Waiting for actual results may be disastrous.

>> No.12747658

Is it even worth thinking about stocks if you only have about $1000 capital?

>> No.12747668

>>12747658
yes

>> No.12747673

>>12747658
Yes, regardless of what retards on here will say
Everyone starts somewhere, it doesn't matter how much money you have (unless you have so little that you can't buy shares of large-cap companies, ie: less than $100)

>> No.12747689

where can i find nice chinese startups to invest inm

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>>12747658

>> No.12747696
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here trades for today X_X
am very sickly again making me not trade @ 100%
having very strong procedure doen next week hopefully it works

>>12747581
am know perfectly well how a/d works -_-;
if anything, am not know how biofarm pump and dumps work

LCI was distributed as heckies when posted that
most stocks NEVER recover from that amount of distribution
but for LCI someone decided for buy nearly 4 million!!!!! shares!!!
it was unprecedented and BS

>>12747544
me have only been wrong on LCI for 2 months while was right on it for 5 months

>> No.12747697

>>12747655
They were already testing the idea of it with a free weekend before apex legends was even "leaked", apex breaking 10 million players basically confirmed its happening.
> Is it going to be that big of a deal when Fortnite and Apex are already filling that void
Yes, not only because it has the cod brand on its side but its a lot better than apex legends. The only reason apex legends is doing so good is because its F2P. If it costed money then it would have been a flop. The only reason a f2p br like h1z1 failed is because its broken and ugly. If you're a kid who likes BR and has no money here was your choice before apex legends
>fortnite
now they have two. They'll get three when it goes f2p and it'll be huge. Its not "if", its "when", which is the hard thing. It could be as soon as next tuesday or a few months away. We don't know
>>12747642
Apart of me thinks he won't sign.

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>>12747658

Absolutely. Even if you just put it all in to an index ETF, you will still beat your average savings account easily. And there is no time like present to learn how to in to stock market. Learn now even if you don't have much to put in. Then, when you're older and have more money, you will already have plenty of experience and be well prepared to invest larger sums with confidence.

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>>12747696
>calling a stock a bad purchase at its lowest points makes you right

Big5Guy was right here, just give up and accept it
Good luck on your procedure, tho

>> No.12747753

>>12747696
LCI isn't a biotech companies, but biotech is very different from the rest of the stock market
For most small ones, clinical trial results are what determine their value, not actual profits
Also reading scientific literature is arguably the most important research you could do on them

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>>12747696
>if anything, am not know how biofarm pump and dumps work
wtf does that have to do with LCI?? tired of these retards thinking LCI is a biotech... educate yourself....

>most stocks NEVER recover from that amount of distribution
well obviously you are new as fuck.

>but for LCI someone decided for buy nearly 4 million!!!!! shares!!!
You mean the institutions that own 85% of the company that didn't sell but instead bought more when it was low??
Are you retarded or something??
come on retard try harder pull your head out of your ass!

>> No.12747765

>>12747726
me was making fun of LCI, saying how almost every one of B5Gs stocks have raped someone when it was 15
stil technically more right

>> No.12747779

>>12747696
could you please post with a name or trip so those of us who aren't into fluffy pony larping can filter you?

>> No.12747783

>>12747753
>LCI isn't a biotech companies
i really don't get where these morons thinking LCI is a biotech are coming from.. It's clearly a generics drug company.. there is no research and development.. they acquire drugs and/or distribute drugs... maybe they just haven't done any research and just echo what other sheep have stated with 0 research.. really is amazing how retarded some people are..

>> No.12747800

>>12747765
I made over 20% on BGFV and I'm sure many people made money on GBR.. not sure what other stocks there were besides a day trade of HMNY.. literally held HMNY for 1 day....

I shilled many stocks that gained 100% before i put on a trip.... you on the other hand haven't done anything but LARP as a girl that is on the edge of dieing for 2 years.. we all know you are just some fat fuck in their basement living off mommy and daddies tit at the age of 40

>> No.12747803

>>12747765
Lci is a reformed rapist tho.

>> No.12747815

>>12745446
How old are you? If youre young and getting decent income each year, and plan to work for several decades, then I personally wouldn’t invest in bonds. Im 34 and my portfolio is ~7% bonds. I get the best returns on large cap, and am diversified across intl/small/mid too. Bonds just aren’t worth it in my opinion

>> No.12747835

>>12747765
true, but if something plummets from 15 to 3 and you cost average all the way down, then it recovers to 20, you stand to make a significant profit
what determines if a drop is a opportunity to buy cheapies or a warning to sell is how it's related to the fundamentals of the company
your frail woman hands could never truly hodl

>> No.12747840

>>12746129
or it could go down 50% if the product fails

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>>12747765
funny how in the screenshot i posted >>12747386
you were going at it when it was 3.66......

you really are retarded aren't you?

LCI is so undervalued.. the only people that got shaken out on that manipulated dip were retail and very very small funds.. none of the big institutions fell for that obvious as fuck manipulation.. you clearly aren't experienced enough to see what happend.. good luck..... retard.

>> No.12747853

>>12747153
Their distribution exceeds their yield.

>> No.12747855

>>12747840
I do think this guy is overconfident about his biotech picks
He doesn't even talk about the science behind them like I do with mine

>>12747835
>>12747765
then again, you have been hodling GPRO for a while
why not hodl other things too

>> No.12747866

>>12747853
what do you mean? could you elaborate? i'm not really a dividend guy.. more of growth.. I see a lot of growth for SPKE.. the divi is just extra..

>> No.12747867

>>12747764
>>12747753
who cares, its moving like biotech
85% owned blah blah is some marketing line

some institution decided double down on their loss
that almost every happens
good job on anticipating someone would buy 1/3 of companies market cap in 1 day

>> No.12747879

>>12747867
>who cares, its moving like biotech
no its not.

>>12747867
>good job on anticipating someone would buy 1/3 of companies market cap in 1 day
that didn't happen...

LCI is undervalued.. why are you trying to fight that? do some DD and you will see LCI should be trading around $20

>> No.12747899

>>12747879
Some big player recently emptied all his shares of lci. Think that might have been the guy selling 200k at a time into every pump?

I still think it will be up 30% one day for a true panic buy.

>> No.12747907

>>12747853
>>12747866
Shit, I mean their yield is exceeding their income. Looks like 141% payout on Finviz.

>> No.12747943

>>12747899
some big players have been buying aswell.. theres no doubt that big players are very involved with that stock.. with 50% short interest and 85% institutional owned.. those 200k whacks could have been a big player getting out... but then again those 200k whacks have been going on for awhile now.. not many people have even noticed that

>>12747907
yeah.. but what about the revenue... its been growing.. why would they be increasing dividend payment instead of keeping it stagnant if they can't pay it even with growing revenue?

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jeez limousine O_O

only bad stock me every shilled was advantage oil and gas
everything else has been 20%+ even freakin SPXU

g... gpro ;_;

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12747957

What did you just say about Snappies?
Sing, Benihime.

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>>12747951
please stop posting

>> No.12747973

>>12747951
what other stocks have you shilled, out of curiosity

>> No.12747981

>>12747951
also GPRO has been doing really well lately overall, I'm not sure why you're crying over one red day

>> No.12748009

So if you sell options at a strike price that's higher than what you payed, you can't lose right? It just caps your gains, correct?

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>>12747951
>only bad stock me every shilled was advantage oil and gas
that's what you get for destroying nature

>> No.12748019

>>12748009
if there was anything that you "couldn't lose" doing, everyone would be doing it

>> No.12748060

>>12748019
Well obviously you'd lose if the stock dropped from your avg and never recovered.
I have a stock that isn't seeing the movement I want and I'd love to sell contracts to suckers who think its going up (it's not) while I wait long-term for it to go up so I can unload my bags.

>> No.12748096

>>12747943
It looks like the dividend has previously been cut in half, and looks like it probably will again. Looks like a classic yield trap to me.

>> No.12748154

>>12747800
Kek, RKG confirmed overweight neet male with hormone deficiencies and a victim complex. I've been calling this since the beginning.

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>>12747973
Walmart, SBUX, Seadrill and uhh probably more but too much brain damage atm for remember

also told for sell Micron at top

>>12747959
;_; nuuuuuu

>>12747981
because GPRO very dangerous spot accumulation wise
basically there no short interest on it, and its highly distributed on retarded hodlers who wont sell

so institutions are free for dumping GPRO whenever they want ;_;

>> No.12748173

>>12748096
shit you're right.. i misread them.. but it's still profitable.. again.. i think theres some growth to have there excluding dividend..

>> No.12748174

>>12747800
>>12748154
i dunno, her type of insanity is the sort I've only seen in women before. it really doesn't feel like a male pathology.

>> No.12748196

>>12748173
Unless they cut the dividend, then you’ll endure a heavy capital loss.

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>>12748174
A communist who wants a job, trades stocks, and acknowledges that there are differences between men and women.

You'll be one of us before you know it.

>> No.12748205

How many of you bought RWLK?

>> No.12748212

I'm not an incel or anything but every time I see a thot posting on stocktwits I'm thinking like has a thot ever actually made money through stocks?

Imagine meeting a thot and shes all like "wanna see my portfolio?". It's probably the same feeling a gamer gets toward "gamer girls".

>> No.12748218

>>12748174
Yeah, but with a Western diet, pharmaceutical polluted water, plastics in everything, obesity and a sedentary lifestyle men these days will act just like women due to severe testosterone deficiency. The average fatty in their 20s, which should be their prime, has less T than women did in the 60s.

>> No.12748237

>>12748218
Oh and also,
>>12748199
I laughed.

>> No.12748250

>>12748212
> stocktwit thots are real
This is classic boileroom shit. You'll actually read 'her' post because she's hot.

>> No.12748252

You yo
>>12747815
Yeah looking at bonds I might as well just put my money into a pension cause the growth is just so small.
I'm 26 or 27 now. Not earning that much but started 2 years ago and my profession salary raises as my experience does. I'm not earning that much though and it's hard to tell you a good currency comparison considering I'm south African. But I think $35 000 a year is a good comparison.

>> No.12748259

>>12748196
where would you say stock price would drop to? Currently I'd put a value on the company at a little over 600million and it's currently trading at 315million.. and that comes without the dividend.. just mainly by it's balance sheet, its industry and it's potential growth in the future excluding dividend...

I'm more of a buy into weakness and sell into strength type of person.. but what do you think it'll drop to if they cut dividend?

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>>12748212
my ex gf has a robinhood account and a portfolio full of shit she likes.. she doesn't know what she's doing but her stocks are basically all in the S&P500 and will do well over time..

she's still a bitch tho

>> No.12748273

>>12748252
> put my money in a pension
> I'm 26 or 27 now
What?

>> No.12748276

>>12748009
if the stock price goes up higher than the strike you sold, then you will have to pay to close otherwise it's getting exercised. and you best believe it's gonna cost more than when you first bought to open

>> No.12748278

>>12748218
>be me
>fat
>beta cuck with testosterone deficiency
>lose 100 lbs
>runingn 5 miles every day
>only eat veg and chicken
>lift weights
>year later
>7% body fat
>still beta cuck with testosterone deficiency

It's probably computers or porns' fault. Somehow.

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>>12748017
b-but AAV very clean
they one of only drillers use natural gas for power instead of dirty deasil

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>>12748199
I've been posting on chans since GG, anon. I've seen all the bantz.

>and acknowledges that there are differences between men and women.
Difference does not imply the necessity of domination.

>>12748218
last I checked even the most beta male didn't have cannibal fantasies instead of a sex drive.

>> No.12748297

>>12748273
Not sure about your shock but I only started working 2 years ago.

>> No.12748298

>>12748259
I’d wager around 6.5-7.
If you’re chasing the yield, why not NRZ?

>> No.12748309

>>12748276
If it gets exercised I'd just need to pay the strike price right? That's still a gain if bought lower than the strike price.

>> No.12748313

>>12748278
They pump lots of estrogen in chickens so they have larger breasts. This has a lot more of an effect on humans than onions for example since onions's estrogen is plant based.

>> No.12748315

>>12748278
Does /fit/ no longer teach GOMAD and squats?

>> No.12748319

>>12748278
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

>> No.12748323

>>12748313
Yeah, chicken is the most contaminated meat.

>> No.12748332

>>12748298
pretty sure i've stated a few times.. "excluding dividend" and even here i stated >>12747866 "the divi is just extra"

Not sure why you think i'm just chasing yield i always try to value a company before looking at the dividend at all.. a lot of times i try to value the company before looking at the chart.. just the balance sheet and the market cap..

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>>12748323
I prefer pork, personally.

>> No.12748347

Does anyone use Robinhood? How does it compare to the other options?

>> No.12748349

>>12748278
You need fat, not on your body but in your stomach. Butter, butter on your toast, butter on your pancakes and even butter in your coffee. When you lift, lift hard and for an hour and a half max. Get 8 hours of sleep. Take an ADK (vitamin A, D3 and K2 in one) magnesium and zinc every day. Take plenty of days off, i have a 4 day weight rotation which is 2 days on 1 off. Cut out all unnecessary onions (onions sauce is acceptable in a recipe that calls for it, but pay attention to ingredients of salad dressings and condiments, often times onions bean oil is #1 and that's when onions starts to become a problem.) If you're truly deficient try taking DIM, it'll help normalize you but it will stop you from going past normal on T so I avoid it.
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Get yourself actually tested if you haven't already, if you follow these steps I laid out for you and it's still low after 2 months go to a doctor and see if they'll put you on T cream. If not find a new doctor. T is a fucking blessing and has improved my life since testing and following these corrective measures. You can do it, and the commitment that you're making isn't even that drastic.

>> No.12748355

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0mj-bDbZjQ

>> No.12748359
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>>12748347
It's dogshit, which is only offset because its free to use. Much prefer Ally invest.

>> No.12748365

>>12748347
Robinhood is the best platform for broke niggas just trying to DCA every first and fifteenth

>> No.12748370

>>12748359
In what way is it dogshit?

>> No.12748372

>>12748349
My bad, link got all fucked.
https://www.everlywell.com
$29 dollars a test, all by the mail.

>> No.12748376

>>12748370
Limit orders often don't work, all it's charts are useless.

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Lost $0.25 today and I lost some weight went from 317 2 weeks ago now I am down to 301 hoping by next week I'll be down to 298

>> No.12748385

>>12748370
Glitches out on dudes who try to use it to swing/day trade.

Customer service is hot fucking garbage, they will literally tell you that bugs and interface errors aren’t there problem.

>> No.12748392

>>12748376
do you mean stop loss or stop limit? i have never had a regular limit order do anything besides what it was supposed to do

>> No.12748401

>>12748332
Then don’t invest in utilities bro.

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>>12748392
I had a buy limit order that simply didn't work. I checked online, I wasn't the only one who's had that problem. Robinhood just says to cancel it and try again if it happens.

>>12748384
Good job anon, I hope you can keep it up!

>> No.12748439

>>12748384
wish the best of luck to you and your weight.. life and market has been treating me well lately.. only thing i've been losing is my hairline. I think the secret to weight loss is to find what your body digest quickly.. as in.. when you eat it and when it comes out. Eat corn once in awhile for measuring. Drink plenty of water and try not to be stressed... but then again i've never been over 175

>>12748401
Why not though? wouldn't they have their cycles just like other businesses?? especially when it comes to stock price (which is what we intend to capture in the market)

>> No.12748440

Stocks scare me. Not knowing what I don’t know about it scares me too. Would consulting a broker cost money, and would it be the most helpful option? How do I properly educate myself on stocks and trading/investing to remove this anxiety? I feel so lost when the idea comes up, and I feel like I’m missing out on big opportunities because of my ignorance

>> No.12748441

>>12748313
I knew this was once the case, but I had to go look this up because I swear it's illegal to supplement hormones in chickens. It is, however the work around is that they're now feeding all of the chicken onions based feed to get the same affect. Fucking clever fucks. Now I need to do a new baseline test and take chicken out of my diet for a month or two.

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futures red 0.00 percent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gr63DiEUxw

>> No.12748486
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12748486

during economic boom era and high gdp growth (~1990-2008) even music videos were reflecting better mood :) very interesting, and compare jackson's 93 superbowl show (usa at its peak economically) to what is nowadays :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4VK9_CfOLQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idg8TNknvDU

>> No.12748489

>>12748419
>I had a buy limit order that simply didn't work. I checked online, I wasn't the only one who's had that problem. Robinhood just says to cancel it and try again if it happens.

It's because your limit order was probably for X but the stock was technically valued at X.0035.

>> No.12748490

>>12748440
Invest in ETFs or REITs (If you have >$100k) then
You will get absolutely rekt'd if you go Forex or commodities (Unless it is Gold) or Godforbid Options/Futures.

>> No.12748493

>>12748439
>Why not though? wouldn't they have their cycles just like other businesses
Not really. The cost of energy doesn't usually increase with inflation and infrastructure costs. Your best bet is to invest in utilities in growing areas before that gets priced in. My grandpa made a fortune doing this and collects almost a quarter million in divs every year, but my grandpa is 89 and lived through some large scale city and suburban sprawl expansions in his life.

>> No.12748499

>>12748440
>Not knowing what I don’t know about it scares me too.
stocks might not be the right thing for you. Imo stocks are for the people that are extremely curious about things and will explore it and get to the bottom of it no matter how many times they get "beat down" the ones that succeed are the ones that never stop learning and going after the unknown.

Successful trading is like getting pregnant.. people will congratulate you but they won't ask how many times you've got fucked

>> No.12748508

>>12748493
well obviously his investment is still doing good.. r-right?

>> No.12748511

>>12748440
XLRE XLP XLU
DCA those while you study Investopedia and ThePatternSite.

>> No.12748525

>>12748499
So then who is stocks for? Again, it feels like there’s this force presuring to get into stocks, but no one says he or if you should. Is it basically “you need to have X or you never will”?

>> No.12748527

>>12748440
Stocks are the easiest shit ever bro. You buy shit right? Well, who the fuck are you buying shit from? Do they make a good product or a product you know you will buy in the future? Buy those companies.

>> No.12748528
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>>12748486
peak america = child rapist @_@ ???

>> No.12748537

>>12748525
You want an s&p 500 tracker like VOO. Brainless and safe investing in stocks.

>> No.12748549

>>12748525
>So then who is stocks for?
i literally just told you...
>>12748499
>stocks are for the people that are extremely curious about things and will explore it and get to the bottom of it no matter how many times they get "beat down" the ones that succeed are the ones that never stop learning and going after the unknown.

If you are "scared" then put your money into some ETFs or mutual funds like this guy said >>12748490 I probably wouldn't do REITs if you don't know what you're doing.. to many of them have lazy managers imo and let their portfolio go to shit.

You could always do the boring way of investing and just invest in big companies that you know and use on a daily bases and when i say big companies i mean the ones in either the DJIA or the S&P500.. and just dollar cost average over time and collect dividends.

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>>12748537
VOO is for FOOS
Buy the SPY !

>> No.12748562

>>12747581
>I'm looking for 20-30.. thats what the monthly is saying.. theres a lot of good things going for LCI right now.. A lot of product launches last year with a lot more to come this year.. cost reduction.. huge tutes loading up... It's a buy and hold for here
If the potential is there, why is 20-30 the end of that potential?

>> No.12748566

>>12748440
Drop 5 hundo and play around. If you get it to 700, drop 1000. If you get it 1500, drop 5000, and so on.
If you lose money, find out why. If you gain money, find out why. Eventually you'll get the big picture.

>> No.12748568

>>12748549
I am curious. I just don’t know about it and don’t know where to go. Obviously there are the resources in the OP, but again, it’s such a huge ordeal that it’s overwhelming. I also feel, and correct me if I’m wrong, that there isn’t a way to “practice” stocks without huge loss risks to allow me to even know if I have the hang of it

>> No.12748589

>>12748508
Yes. But the moral of the story is that you need to find utilities that are in growing areas that are using more energy. Long term growth may not be there if we find too many ways to save energy. We also don't grow in the same way that we used to, his growth was because of dramatic growth in populations, we don't have that anymore. Metropolitan areas have all the growth instead of new metropolitan areas coming up. You'll have slow and steady gains, but you could probably beat those gains easily with etfs.

>> No.12748592

>>12748568
Listen, unless the market crashes into a crater, you'll probably not lose more than 10% in a single day. Just set a stop loss.

>> No.12748594

>>12748568
You can’t practice investing anymore than you can practice walking

>> No.12748598
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12748598

buy PRTY. halloween sales to be priced in march

>> No.12748600
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12748600

Just learned the landlord sold the house I live in and the new owners plan to actually use it, so I'm getting evicted June 1st.

I'm going to attempt the impossible. I'm liquidating everything I own, turning everything to cash, and I'm going hard af into option yolos. I have about 75 trading days to turn a low/mid 4 figure account into instant retirement. Doing quick maths, I have to average +4-8% daily.

I am literally playing for my life now. I cannot afford to NOT play, and I cannot afford to lose.

The house was the last thing I had.

>> No.12748610

>>12748600
This is off wsb innit?

>> No.12748615

>>12748592
What he means is, there's an option to automatically sell if the price gets to a certain point. If you buy a stock at 100, and it goes up to 110 and you're feeling good, then you go to sleep, wake up (at noon) and find out that the stock lost half it's value and went to 50, a stop loss set at 80 would have sold them at roughly 80 (unless it was an immediate 100% jump down to 50, but these things are usually bit by bit, even if they're fast bits).

>> No.12748625

>>12748600
>The house was the last thing you had
No, the house was the last thing you had an attachment to. If you had a landlord, it wasn't your house in the first place.

There's no reason you couldn't just move to a new place, you know?

>> No.12748631

>>12748615
THats pretty reassuring. Again, it’s just that trying to get into something so complex and risky without someone guiding you is somewhat overwhelming. I want to get into it for obvious reasons, and just don’t want to fuck myself over from ignorance

>> No.12748634

>>12748600
In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win.
That said, Godspeed.

>> No.12748640

>>12748625
I pay like, $50 rent for a 3 bed 2 bath. Landlord hooked me up as a favor. I mean, I've got roommates of course, but they pay literally 20 times more rent.

>> No.12748641

>>12748598
>Downward trend
>No dividend yields
nice investment

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>>12748528
whacko jacko not rapist :) false allegations

>>12748600
4% daily not doable you will lose evevrything trying impossibles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar0xLps7WSY

>> No.12748654

>>12748600
Short on SHLDQ. They just overbought the shit out of it.

>> No.12748659

>>12748640
>I've got roommates of course, but they pay literally 20 times more rent.
They're jacking off into your food.

>> No.12748665

>>12748562
>If the potential is there, why is 20-30 the end of that potential?
I'm in stocks to make money. Why would I hold it any longer than that? if it gets to $20-$30 chances are it'll start to slow down and I can divest LCI and invest elsewhere.. I might hold some for longer but I have price targets and the goal to me is to make money on a stock sell and find another good stock to roll money in and out of.. i'm not trying to find the next MSFT, AAPL, AMZN.. or anything like that.. i'm just setting targets and trading the stock.

>>12748568
If you're curious just start.. open a brokerage account.. find a few stocks you like and buy them. Hold them for awhile.. don't stare at them everyday.. take your time

If you are under 25.... just chill! don't be chasing shit you don't understand.. if you're american i suggest using robinhood for now since it's zero commission

>>12748589
thanks

>> No.12748675

>>12748641
Delete this

>> No.12748722

>>12748646
>4% daily not doable

It is if you day trade, but I guess he can't with only 4 figures. Also if you keep your ear to the ground on stocktwits you can usually snag 10% gainers when they're only at 5%.

>> No.12748728

China faking more trade data to try and strongarm us during final days of negotiations. Reminder: FUCK COMMIES AND FUCK CHINA. Anyone who invests in china or chinese companies should be charged with treason.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/14/china-january-trade-imports-exports-beijing-reports-china-economic-data.html

>> No.12748744

>>12748728
China is like the AI uprising. It's inevitable dude... you gotta make sure they don't know you were against them.

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>>12748722
no it's not that is like 250(market days a year) * 4% = ultra gains. like best japanese retail traders ever did not reach those levels

>> No.12748756

I really don’t know how I feel about Chinese Trade yet honestly

>> No.12748775

>>12748722
4% daily compounded doubles in value every 19 trading days. 10k doubled 7 times is over 1 mil. If you can turn 10k into 1 mil in 133 trading days why wouldn't everyone do it? If it was 1% a day, why wouldn't everyone do it? You'd turn 10k into a mil in under 2 years. 1 mil in high yield can support a comfy neet life so there's plenty of reason to work towards it. The truth is you can't measure out gains like that, it's unpossible. There are too many variables and the market is fickle at the best of times and completely rigged at the worst of times. And that's before you realize that you're not as smart as you thought you were.

>> No.12748777

NO MORE TARIFFS. Prepare to moon tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/business/status/1095893491228569600

>> No.12748789

>>12748728
Investing in China is super patriotic. We colonize their gains and make them great again. I'm also up like 15% in IQ right now, but I'm not letting that cloud my judgement.

>> No.12748810

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/southern-company-nyse-ex-dividend-111758631.html?.tsrc=rss
"Investors who want to cash in on The Southern Company’s (NYSE:SO) upcoming dividend of US$0.60 per share have only 3 days left to buy the shares before its ex-dividend date, 15 February 2019, in time for dividends payable on the 06 March 2019."

>> No.12748812

>>12748777
this is bad news, instead of moving in either direction things are just going to trade sideways until this horseshit deal is finished

>> No.12748818

>>12748777
It just means 60 more days of uncertainty.

>> No.12748821

>>12748812
>>12748818
They wouldn't extend unless they were making progress. This is more bullish bias.

>> No.12748824

>>12748775
also compounding works only if you have no big losses in between... that is why hedging is important

>> No.12748826

>>12748756
It's a problem. Tariffs aren't the solution though. The solution is taking all of the money they are willing to loan us, defaulting on the loans and nuking their manufacturing centers. Then we start manufacturing again and demand that the E.U. buys our shit or they get nuked next.

>> No.12748829

>>12748347
>Does anyone use Robinhood? How does it compare to the other options?
Besides all that other bad shit there is an issue with their dealings with other companies and high frequency traders that came up a year or 2 ago.
Basically after you and a few buy a stock or whatever the delays in their shitty system is just a chance for high frequency traders to short you.
Can't remember the details but they basically throw their users under the bus

>> No.12748839

>>12748821
They wouldn't extend unless they weren't making progress.
See how easy it is to turn it on its head?

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>>12748826
Based and redpilled

>> No.12748883

>>12748839
My thoughts exactly lmao

>> No.12748918

>>12748600
Your nuts m8.
After you lose all your money. Before you kill yourself please report back her to give us all a irl lesson on what not to do.

>> No.12748929

>>12748631
>just don’t want to fuck myself over from ignorance
Dude.. you are going to get fucked once in awhile.. its the way the game goes.. it's how you over come your loses that is important.

Look at losing money in the market like spending money at college.. you're going to learn what to do and what not to do

>> No.12748958

I bought 50 shares of RWLK hoping it goes up to a dollar. Whooppee

>> No.12748983

>>12748829
Fuck. Well, who's recommended in robinhood's place? I'm not yet at the level where I'm comfortable enough trading to be willing to pay commissions on them.

>> No.12748993

>>12748983
Just use robinhood

>> No.12749018

>>12748983
reminder that when you place market orders on RH they pocket the spread, which can end up costing you MORE than what you would have paid with a flat commission fee

>> No.12749055

>>12748993
I use Stockpile I'd use Robinhood but I am already buying on Stockpile

>> No.12749059

>>12748600
Have you considered getting a real job like a reasonable human being instead

>> No.12749078

>>12748993
why doesn't robinhood allow one to trade all available companies? When I search some of the companies spitballed around here it doesn't show up in their search.

>> No.12749079

>>12749018
If your order is in the hundreds of shares, yes. But in that case, I doubt rh is really on your radar

>> No.12749089

>>12749078
Because they are only qualified to trade on certain exchanges, all the American ones, I believe

>> No.12749092

Who's ready for the slow MSFT climb to 110?

>> No.12749096

>>12749079
haha! i-i was only pretending to be retarded!

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Just signed up on Robinhood like seriously I don't have a bank account, I use pre-paid debit cards to buy shit or use paypal.
Stockpile at least allows you to not go through all of the BS I just did with Robinhood like sheet.
Now my account is gotta be reviewed fail...

>> No.12749121

>>12749109
what the fuck dude get a bank account

>> No.12749127

>>12748983
I heard acorns is a thing. Never used it though.

>> No.12749131

>>12749109
Do you just get paid in cash for everything in your life?

>> No.12749135

>>12749018
Is this confirmed? Is it legal?

>> No.12749143

>>12749109
how dont you have a bank account? doesnt everyone?

>> No.12749150

>>12749127
It does all the investing for you, it's not interesting or good. RH is perfectly fine if you're a beginner or poor. It's not an inherently bad brokerage, it's just bad for serious traders. Keep in mind that most brokers charge $7 per trade. You have to trade huge volume for the spread to beat that

>> No.12749163

>>12749135
It's on their website. It's not remotely illegal, and it's not a bad deal for the average /biz/ college student. I don't know why it freaks people out so much, its usually no more than one cent per share

>> No.12749190

>>12748600
This is a terrible idea friend.
If you really wanted to go all out you might as well put it all on black.
But my serious advice is to buy a decent yeilding stock that is near book value, or at a reasonable PE. I don't mean to shill T but right now 5k in that would be getting you 300 annually, or 25 monthly if you'd like to think of it like that. If you are under 27 join the reserves or something. We may all succeed but some have to work much harder. It might be to your benefit to find a free copy of some financial books online. The other thing you could do is buy a $100 guitar and shill your soul on street corners. You might find yourself in a completely new enviornment sooner than you think. Whatever you do, don't try to be that guy who thinks he can average 4% daily returns, that is just absurd.

>> No.12749199

>>12749121
>>12749131
>>12749143
probably a drug dealer

>> No.12749200

>>12749163
Yeah, I use RH and Schwab. Schwab will show me the spread they saved me and it's neglegable most of the time even at volume.

>> No.12749203

How do companies determine their stock price? (Why is chevron $120 a share vs Chipotle $600?)

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>>12749121
>>12749131
>>12749143
>Literally handing all your money to le happy merchant

>> No.12749216

>>12749205
>money doing nothing in a pre-paid debit card when it could at least be earning 2% in a savings account in an online bank
never gonna make it

>> No.12749217

>>12749212
>>12749212
>>12749212
NEW THREAD

>> No.12749223

>>12749205
I keep almost no money in my bank account, but I like being able to cash checks for free and put money into other payment platforms conveniently. Not having an account at all is just robbing yourself of opportunity

>> No.12749528

>>12749018
What do you mean by "pocket the spread"?

>> No.12749538

QQQ is gonna give me 6% a year at most, suggestions for IRA replacements?

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>>12749121
>>12749131
Money goes to my pre-paid debit card bank called; The Bankcorp Bank it's a Canadian bank No, I am not Canadian apparently these sites made an agreement that they would not allow anyone at these stock places use their bank account at the stock sites. Also no gambling sites either.
I use PayPal and my money I made it's Direct Deposited to my pre-paid debit card bank.
My mom has a savings account for me however I am pretty sure it's linked to her account if I even have a online account.

>> No.12749721

>>12749684
You need to take charge of your money, anon. Get a bank account, even if you keep it mostly empty (be careful of this, look up bank fees as some don't like this).
Don't use a debit card as there's literally no reason to. It gets lost or stolen that's on you. Get a money market checking account. More local friendly, less jewish, etc. This builds credit if you need it, and if someone steals your card then you can get it refunded / canceled / etc.

>> No.12749729

>>12749721
>money market checking account
>proceed to, and meant to, describe credit union credit card
whoops. it's late, but that's my bad.