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I followed my boss on instagram(no mutual followers at all) and she never accepted the request and now it's extremely awkward she won't even look me in the eye

>> No.12742253

>>12742241
Your boss sounds like a strong fit for management

>> No.12742258

>>12742241
Is that her?
Pls tell her I fapped to her. My name is Ben I'm 46. Thanks

>> No.12742262
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12742262

Get back at her

>> No.12742270

Bring it up to her she probably just didn't see it. Be sure to give a hearty laugh when you do to make it less uncomfortable. Surely she wouldn't ignore her worker's request to be friends right?

>> No.12742282

>>12742241
you need to be more aggressive. find her on facebook and send her a message about it.

>> No.12742285

>>12742241
Snow bunnys are literally built for bbc.

>> No.12742327

This is why autists should just be on tard welfare. You people just fuck up things at work for no reason. Why if you're not already cosy with your boss would you try and get into her personal life by requesting a follow on Instagram? You see her in real life, why would you want to see photos of her on an app? Fucking dumb sperg.

>> No.12742369

>>12742285
Shiet nigga da bitch is bad na mean mayne I be trappin too I'm coo

>> No.12742390

>>12742241
Sauce is gdp 404

>> No.12742398

>>12742327

For fapping purposes

>> No.12742403

>>12742270
I'd say this. Say something like she came up in the recommended or suggested, can't remember what instagram does, and say you hope she didn't find it weird and make it clear you don't mind if she doesn't accept.

>> No.12742412

>>12742241
You have 2 options
1: Ignore it and wait for time to bury this awkward autistic stunt you pulled
2: Double down on the autism and exploit it further with boomerisms
Talk about office synergy and asks why she didn't add you back IRL (make it seem like it you consider it a company thing to be friendly) and then do what >>12742270 but also sip coffee loudly.
After she cringes so hard that she relfexively adds you flood your Instagram daily with motivational posters about team work and work ethic

Make her suffer.

>> No.12742419

jesus, are these the brainlets im competing against in the markets? are you all this dumb?

>> No.12742484

>>12742241
Grab her by the pussy #MAGA

>> No.12742506

>>12742419
>competing against
the competition's already over, and the winners have already been decided

>> No.12742817

>>12742253
>>12742270
>>12742403
>>12742412
>>12742327
>>12742419
I guess I should also say that I made a fake account but left my email(which has my first and last name in it) so I think she knows I was doing something weird. She's really beautiful and is from Syria I love her man, she has a husband and I just wanted access to her insta so I could see what he looks like but I think I had a shot with her

>> No.12742830

>>12742817
4chan everyone

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>>12742817
lmao
haven't laughed so much in awhile

>> No.12742849

>>12742842
stop

>> No.12742860

>>12742817
On second thought there isn't a single reason you shouldn't kill yourself
>race mixing
>adulteress
>creep
>techno retard
Yup there is not a single group in existence that wouldn't want you dead

>> No.12742876

>>12742817
>>12742817
put her instagram here, i'll be her friend (im a chad) and i'll post her/his pics.

>> No.12742909

>>12742817
Holy fuck, the turn this thread took!

>> No.12742953

>>12742817
based autist cheering up cryptofags after their 95% losses. doing god's work anon

>> No.12742966

>>12742817
>>12742241
>>12742849
OP it's time to pack it in. Hit the gym 4 times per week doing 6 sets of 5-12 reps on any machine or exercise you want, do this for 6 months, then look into proper routines (you will on your own after results start). Getting jacked is the ONLY thing that can save how weird you are being.

>> No.12742975

>>12742817
I love you, you autistic weirdo. But srs, Syrian woman look like normal humans, but they're actually barely bleached sand niggers, her pubes will look like a 70s Motown band

>> No.12742998

>>12742817
>she has a husband and I just wanted access to her insta so I could see what he looks like but I think I had a shot with her

lol blown the fuck out. Might as well double down on the creepiness for laughs

>> No.12743065

>>12742241
Why didnt you just fake a profile of chad and add her and fool her around a bit so she sends nudes to blackmail

>> No.12743118
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>>12742241
>your boss is female
Your first mistake.
>You got thirsty
Potentially your last mistake. I honestly don't understand why guys like you are still this thirsty after what's been going on the past 2 years wherein you can have your career destroyed by just looking at a female wrong. Is the thirst that powerful? Enlighten yourself with this educational video and learn to stop thinking with your dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJoFOEc-gco

Also start looking for a new job immediately.

>> No.12743279

I know you guy's are laughing at me but realize that love makes you make irrational choices. Also I forgot to mention the fake profile uses a high school girls Identity, /g/ said making a fake profile of a girl always works

https://www.instagram.com/bjanes55/

>> No.12743305

>>12743065
>>12743279

>> No.12743313

>>12743279
Ok now I know you're trolling
This has to be a joke lol

>> No.12743355

>>12743313
It isn't I wish I was baiting right now. I really wanted to see pictures of her

>> No.12743366

>>12743279
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.12743375

>>12743118
>same old mgtow shit in your stupid video
ugh

>> No.12743384

>>12743279
Im not even surprised

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>>12742817
>I guess I should also say that I made a fake account but left my email

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12743443

>>12742817
Oh myyyy

>> No.12743452

So what should I do now?

>> No.12743471

>>12743279

Users cannot see your email, I think you're just being autistic.

>> No.12743553

>>12742817
Oh wow I know where you work. I'm going to send your boss a link to this thread

>> No.12743575

>>12743553
Where do I work? Don't joke about this man...

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12743585

>>12742817
Holy shit you done fucked up

>> No.12743604

>>12743471
This, you’re fine

>> No.12743615

>>12742241
18yo
started at 15 yrs old
presumably bodycount stated by here 8.

How does this add up with this?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/fewer-teens-having-sex-as-decline-in-risky-behaviors-continue/2018/01/04/a868bf84-f15c-11e7-97bf-bba379b809ab_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.a1a0d6cfdcbb

seems that the incelmeme is true after all, that top 5% chad get all the prime fertile girls

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>>12742817
No wonder she's avoiding you like the plague. You might want to start looking for a new job you fucking sperg.

>> No.12743693

>>12743553
Bro please tell me at least the first letter the companh starts with

>> No.12743786

>>12743615
We have endless free hd porn now. And it's mainstream now. So it makes sense, and the decline will continue. Plus with poundmetoo mass-redpilling all these boys, I think the decline might accelerate.