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GREEEEEENNNN

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg
List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC
>>12730218

>> No.12733545

Short
N
A
P

Long
C
I

>> No.12733547
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12733547

Buy the thot index

>> No.12733551
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12733551

Patiently waiting to sell it all. Sell everything. Take a loan and short with it. It's going to fall. It's all going to fall.

>> No.12733556
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12733556

>He didn't buy puts on AMD
There is still time. This shit is going lower.

>> No.12733558

SSO AND QLD LETS GO RISE UP

2X IS THE PATRICIANS MODERN LEVERAGE, 1X IS OLD NEWS YOU CANT MAKE IT AS A BOOMER

>> No.12733563
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12733563

CAG Bart up

>> No.12733572

Short
P
Y

S
E
L
LCI

>> No.12733577
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12733577

Threadly reminder that frividends are your den.

>> No.12733588
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12733588

Should I start a hedge fund? I seem to have a good trading strategy in place. Would it make sense to start my own fund?

>> No.12733591

You still have time to buy Nintendo, the direct isn't until tomorrow

>> No.12733608

>>12733588
T-this is fake right

>> No.12733613
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12733613

TRADERS RISE UP

>> No.12733620

>>12733591
My favorite Japanese cheapies are Nintendo, Sony, Honda and Softbank

>> No.12733625
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>>12733608
My trading history is about 7 years. I have a major in stats and economics and I work in risk management at one of the big 5 for 8 years before retiring last year.

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>>12733613
now yuo see

>> No.12733641

>>12733625
calculated gamble is that you?

>> No.12733660
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12733660

GPRO squad where you at

>> No.12733669

>>12733625
what are your current positions?

>> No.12733676

>>12733588
>>12733641
I would give everything to CG to manage

>> No.12733678

>>12733588

>Inspect element

>> No.12733683
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EKSO

>> No.12733692

>>12733683
stupid fucking whore

>> No.12733694

>>12733676
>>12733678
>>12733660
>>12733634
>>12733625
>>12733620
>>12733613
>>12733588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM971KEFVco

>> No.12733705

>>12733669
Tesla, NVDA, AMD, Cgc. I’m looking at shorting Canadians banks with the most mtg exposure but we’re not quite a loss rates yet where things are interesting. I usually play all stocks both ways.

>> No.12733719

>>12733625
How much money do you add every year?

>> No.12733739

>>12733625
based

>> No.12733752

>>12720835

I'd have been up 6+% if I'd bought.

>> No.12733756

>>12733641
yes, it is me

>> No.12733758
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12733758

>saving more money
>working more hours at work
>shit posting with my frens on smg
>getting better grades
>might be getting a dope internship cleaning mountain trails
>rejected 3 filthy thots
>my adopted stray cat is finally showing me affection
Feels fucking good lads, we're all going to make it!

>> No.12733762

>>12733705
why not just put most of that in safe divvy stocks for passive income and play around with the rest? you certainly have enough to retire comfortably and in perpetuity

>> No.12733772

>>12733758
we're all gonna make it

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12733776

just need Bank of Japnan to come through tonight and we're gapping above the 200ma. Bullish Implications

>> No.12733779

>>12733758
comfy?

>> No.12733798
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>>12733776
Pretty we have been above it 1/2 the day. Staying above will be interesting.

>> No.12733801

>>12733719
0. I quit work last year to focus on trading full time.

>> No.12733812

>>12733762
I enjoy active investing and I have a money put away, house paid off and no other debt.

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>>12733758
>losing more money
>ghosting my boss
>fomo'ing hard at gains on smg
>getting worse grades
>thinking about abandoning my family and drifting around asia for awhile
>helped an ugly girl study this morning instead of premarket trading like usual
>i hate my dogs
Feeling like this is the year I kms.

>> No.12733815

>>12733758
>might be getting a dope internship cleaning mountain trails
LMAO!!!

>rejected 3 filthy thots
things that never happend

good job on the other shit tho..

>> No.12733819

>>12733547
post top right and bottom left semen demons

>> No.12733834
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>>12733779

>> No.12733837

>>12733692
Virgin incel waste of space

>> No.12733840

>>12733547
holy fuck, just bought 100k

>> No.12733857
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>>12733547
GOOS earnings premarket Thursday. If Columbia beat, GOOS will beat. Columbia beat with prejudice last week. Mad gap up incoming.

>> No.12733858

>>12733837
>d-don't talk badly about this woman that doesn't know i exist!!
lol

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>>12733819
One

>> No.12733861
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12733861

Stop buying AMD faggots

>> No.12733871

>>12733801
But before Dec 2017

>> No.12733876
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>>12733819
2

>> No.12733877

>>12733859
The bottom 2nd to the left is the best looking one.

>> No.12733878

>girlfriend broke up with me
>lost everything on Big 5
>doubled down on HMNY, lost it all
>fucked a trap
>family alienated by my gay behaviors
>Comfy still hasn't proposed to me
not looking good, lads

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>>12733859
>>12733876
thank

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>>12733878
Only truthful one

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12733894

>refresh
>its up even more

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>>12733524
I sold my activision put at open today and still made 90 dollars. You think I should get another one before market close for earnings?

not sure if theyre going to do well on earnings or not. I thought black ops 4 sold a lot but they seem disapointed with it

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>>12733894

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>>12733815
>rejected 3 filthy thots
They were prostitutes, but still technically thots :^)
>>12733878
Comfy never consented to that arrangement. He's destined for either RKG or ratsu
>>12733877
checked and I agree

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>>12733779
>>12733834
who is he?

>> No.12733921

>>12733894
how many shares of this meme stock do people have? seems like you can make more by flipping blue chips

>> No.12733926

>>12733878

How can one individual get so just'd?

>> No.12733934
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12733934

>>12733878
>SOON

>> No.12733938

>>12733588
Why? We have been in a bull market since 08. Just pull out right now and wait for the next crash. You will 10x it.

>> No.12733949

>dude gaymes lol!
>dude WEEEEED lmaoo!

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12733961

>bought Seelos Therapeutics because its ticker is "SEEL"
>up 4.91%

noice

>> No.12733976

>>12733961
now buy MDLZ and KHC

>> No.12733978

>>12733908
Ill sell Comfy an RKG for his BST shares

>> No.12733979

Ugh Aurora's in the red again. Jfc I want to free up my buying power, it's so boring waiting for this to become dumpable.

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>>12733921

>he didn't buy REFR at 2.40

>> No.12734008

>>12733905
The IV is going to be so high even if you guess the direction right you can still get JUST.

>> No.12734013

>>12733917
comfy is an oompa loompa small spec who used to trip and create weekly /smg/ podcasts. sadly he got spooked doesn't so that anymore so he's worthless, but at least he stopped losing everything in options gambles. he and LCI are getting married!

>> No.12734018

>>12734008
from what I hear its 6 to 4 call put ratio right now on activison. not sure if the people with calls are smart or retarded.

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>>12733660
GOOOOOOPROOOOOOOO!

>> No.12734041 [DELETED] 

WEED STOCKS MY NIGGA

BUY WEED STOCKS BROS!!!

420!!

>> No.12734045
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12734045

Are there any national bank cheapies? I already own JPM and BLK.
>>12733978
That's a hard trade >_>

>> No.12734046

>>12733588
sure call it optionssellers.com it will be the first options only hedge fund that hasn't gone completely bankrupt

>> No.12734056

>>12733625
go fuck yourself seriously. why does reddit shit have to be repeated in all of these theads? have you guys heard of box spreads? lolol baconing at midnight am I right?

>> No.12734061

>>12733588
Impressive man...cryptofag here....after more than a year starting to make profitable trading bitcoin (dont hold any though)...how much did It take you to become consistent?

>> No.12734070

>>12734041
420 BrOoOoO0oO!!

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>>12734041
>BUY WEED STOCKS BROS!!!

ACB

>> No.12734079

>>12734018
65% calls to 35% puts on it right now.

https://www.barchart.com/options/most-active/stocks?orderBy=symbol&orderDir=asc

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>>12733938
>We have been in a bull market since 08.
Except for, like, you know, what happened less than two (2) months ago.

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>>12733551
hello, where is the proofs ?

>> No.12734106

>>12733996
Stop posting this badly drawn dude in every thread, fag. What's a matta wit you?

>> No.12734108
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I wonder what my growth rate would be if I longed every single company here

>> No.12734110 [DELETED] 

>>12734070

PYX

BLAZE IT FAGGOTS

>> No.12734117
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12734117

who EA here ?

>> No.12734122

>>12734108
>He didn't short AMD 2 hours ago

>> No.12734124

>>12734090
A 40 day retracement isn't a bear market....

I'm not holding puts but holy fuck some of you bulls are completely delusional, we're reaching the new paradigm phase

>> No.12734127

PLEASE VOTE IN THIS BANK POLL
https://www.strawpoll.me/17418472

>> No.12734129

>>12734041

lol no. When things are oversold again I will hop back in. Not before.

>> No.12734131

>>12734117
When r they gonna make another dragon age? I love rolling elf thots, it's like a racism simulator.

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>>12734117

>> No.12734135

>>12734079
yeah fuck that. to much risk. I just bought some EA calls ironically

>> No.12734136

smokin up that POTENT kush dank my doods!!!
oh yeaaaaaaaa ALL IN CRON WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12734137

Buy Celldex immediately if you want a quick profit.

>> No.12734140

>>12733921

>he's not following Kevin Douglas

He's also the guy who invested a million dollars in IMAX in the early 2000s when they were about to be bankrupt. His 1 million is worth 150 million today

http://compoundingmyinterests.com/compounding-the-blog/2012/2/15/kevin-douglas-the-greatest-super-investor-no-on

>> No.12734149

>>12734134
5 months from now 4 people will be playing that game.

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>>12734124
20% is a retracement.

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>>12734140

https://whalewisdom.com/filer/douglas-kevin

BELIEVE IN KEVIN DOUGLAS

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>>12734149
just wait till msm and npcs picks this shit up as new rocknite

look at activity in the msm my dude, ea cashes some good jewtubers

>> No.12734176

>>12733907
>>12733894
Why is it up so much?

>> No.12734184

its finally happening

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-02-12/moviepass-owner-helios-matheson-to-delist-amid-spinoff-plans

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>>12734136

BASED AS FUCK

THATS IT MY NIGGA

CRON
ACB
PYX MOONING HARD AS FUCK
NBEV
DTEA

WE RIDIN TO RICHES BRO

>> No.12734187

>>12734127
voted for Wells Fargo

>> No.12734190

>>12734122
I sold AMD for a loss after buying the top at 24-something.
I was just getting so irrationally angry looking at it, I couldn't stand to see it in my portfolio. Worth the 40 bucks.

>> No.12734209

>>12734124
>[retarded bullshit] ellipsis
>Again, [irrelevant nonsense]
checkmate, athiests

>> No.12734212

>>12734187
yea that shit took a good hit it will crumble a bit but shekels will get it up

>> No.12734213

>>12734127
who the fuck voted for Citi over BAC

>> No.12734222
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>>12734176

Holy shit its mooning

>> No.12734224

>>12734184
HMNY holders JUST for eternity

>> No.12734229

am i supposed to feel bad about NOT taking advantage of a bullish market in swing trading or just feel bad when i lose?

>> No.12734233

>>12734173
msm is indeterminate of gaming trends. imo. I haven't been much of a gamer in the last 6 or 7 years or so though.

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>>12734184
NO NO NO NO

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>>12734222

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.12734249

>>12734229
>lose money in a trade
>feel bad about loss
>miss a profitable trade
>feel bad about missing it
>make a profitable trade
>feel bad about not allocating more money to it
there you go

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PCG IS MOONING!!!!

>> No.12734277

>>12734249
I don't think it's possible to ever feel good at as a trader.
Investing is different though. Buying Amazon at 1 would feel good now even if it drops a hundred points.

>> No.12734289

I
Love
Owning
REFR

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>>12734233
"new generation" scoops shit out from msm that's why it went up like nothing.

It's all on DEVS if they will be able to pump more content and please NPC

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>>12734272

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>>12734176

https://business.nasdaq.com/discover/market-bell-ceremonies/detail.html#!/!?ceremonyId=8478

https://www.nasdaq.com/press-release/material-science-company-gauzy-announces-second-factory-in-stuttgart-germany-to-produce-research-20190201-00471

https://sendvid.com/tt43sssk

http://www.snl.com/interactive/newlookandfeel/4104621/ResearchFrontiers110818.mp3

>> No.12734353

AVRO has been a great day trade the past 2 days. starts at 13.89 and goes to 14.60 midday, drops back to 13.89 by open.

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>DIDNT LISTEN TO THE ANON POSTING ABOUT REFR AT 2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Galt and LCI meme stocks

>> No.12734377 [DELETED] 

>>12734363

SUCKS BRO

>> No.12734379

>>12734369
I'm still down 41 on LCI jfc

>> No.12734385

BUY MORE MEME STOCKS

>> No.12734389

>>12734379
Squeeze hasn't happened yet. You're golden if you hold.

>> No.12734392 [DELETED] 

>>12734379

I have three words for you

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>>12734184
LMAO
>crypto is volatile they said

>> No.12734397

broz i'm SOOOOO fadEd riiiii noww lulz

>> No.12734404

>>12733551
average down on TVIX

that's what I'm doing. set standing limit orders for buying at several points lower than where it is now, and several for selling higher, and then iron hands it up

>> No.12734412 [DELETED] 

>>12734397

BUY MORE PYX IT JUST DIPPED MY MAN

>> No.12734423

>>12734404
>averaging down on a leveraged volatility tracker built to go to 0 over time
>get liquidated like VXX did 1 month ago
LMAO THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BEARS

>> No.12734450

>>12734412
for sureeeee my bro .. extra LiTtY

>> No.12734474

>>12734423
ETNs expire at a known time, yes. it's really not that big a deal, you just roll over to the next one

last year I bought in at 35, 30, and 26 and sold at 44, 50, and 55

but hey, we're done with volatility spikes forever! golden bull! go buy put options on VXXB, it's free money

>> No.12734498

>>12734474
I think you're right. There will be massive unexpected volatility spikes in the near future, however that volatility will be confined to the upwards direction.

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barchart cot finally updated after near 2 months. Small specs mostly short the Dow Lol

>> No.12734511

>>12734498
>>12734474
>there will be massive unexpected volatility spikes
So you're expecting it? So is it unexpected?
Small specs like you are priced in, have fun on Earth when the bulls are on Mars!!

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What are some kino investments brainlets can't understand?
>NOK
>DIS
>South American banks

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>>12734521
GPRO for sure
no one understoods GPRO ;_;

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AHEM *TINK TINK*

If you paid less in overall taxes this year but are upset because you didn't get a refund or actually owe, and complain about it: YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD

>> No.12734548
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12734548

>Tfw didn't buy Netflix $100 ago
>knew Disney streaming wasn't going to hurt the flix, just like how hulu isn't a competitor, people don't really pick one or the other, they get both and then add in crunchyroll and amazon prime
>KNEW it was going up again, but let the "its habbening!!" Nonsense shake me from my certainty
>didn't even buy more aapl even though it was obviously temporary
Am I a brainlet or just a fuckkng coward?

>>12733908
How do you "reject" prostitutes?
Did a streetwalker proposition you?
>Hey baby you like to party?
>y-you too

Or are you shopping are for a better sugar baby?

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>>12734041
get out that shit about to pop again and bring the rest of the weed stocks down.

>> No.12734561

What do I throw $40k of my Roth into gents? Something something 25 year hold

>> No.12734562
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m up .45%, no daytrades since I was at work but my natty gas went well and I bought the meme and did a quick swing on HEXO. Nice!

>> No.12734564

>>12734521
>GALT
>LCI

>> No.12734569

>>12734511
like I said, there's lots of volume on VXXB puts because nobody learned their fucking lesson from XIV, so go buy some

>> No.12734577

>>12734561
Tqqq

>> No.12734585

>>12734548
Yeah, people falling into that mistake thinking its one or the other a lot. The reality is they'll get every service and chalk it up as a win because they're paying less than they did for regular cable

>> No.12734589

>>12733858
>I talk badly about females online because it makes me edgy and cool. I wish Mom would hurry up and finish my tendies, what a total slut!

Le kek

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>>12734562
Good day! Not sure if buy more SQQQ, or sell what I have left

Lots of snowday, and I'm talking to a cutie I like, laying the foundation for if she becomes single soon :)

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>>12734562

Good day. Index positions obviously did real nice. Took profit from my bounce trade on Overstock just before close. GOOS continues to be steadily bullish. I will probably take profit on GOOS if it does the gap up after earnings on the Thursday I expect.

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>>12734589
>gets offended when you call a whore a whore
lmao chillll brah! don't blow my dank high

>> No.12734616
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12734616

Small spec shorts on the nasdaq are at 19000, thats really crazy

>>12734562
Food stocks roaring up

>> No.12734629

>>12734616
Bears are going to get eternally BTFO for at least another year or two, it seems
Assuming stuff goes well with Cheiyna

>> No.12734631

>>12734589
Dressing up like anime and showing your butthole to strangers on the internet is beyond reproach

>> No.12734632

>>12734562
+0.37% on the day. Overall, port down 5.47%.

>> No.12734640

>>12734562
My dude weed bags are getting lighter, hoping to dump them by the end of the week and not buy the top like a retard next time.

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>>12734564
>>12734562

>> No.12734655 [DELETED] 

>>12734647

>ATVI

LMAOOOOOO

>> No.12734656

>>12734585
I knew it, and I still didn't buy. Partly because I didn't want to put too much into tech (I'm hodling apple already).

Easily thousands of dollars of gains in months. I'm never going to win.

And the gril I wanted to get coffee with says she's busy until she's done with the LSATs in April. My existence continues to be suffering.

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12734680

$REFR up bigtime

https://www.post-gazette.com/business/money/2019/02/11/car-future-predictions-Pittsburgh-International-Auto-Show-Edmunds-Autotrader/stories/201902100015

>> No.12734683

>>12734655
Yeah I'm not proud of that shit. Bought in before the great justing of last year.

>> No.12734688
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GPRO !!!!

>> No.12734697

>>12734613
>Women are whores because they won't sleep with me
Please just end your pathetic bloodline

>> No.12734710

>>12734680

>smart glass

http://smartglass.com

>> No.12734712

>>12734697
>Please just end your pathetic bloodline
I don't think he'll have a hard time with that.

>> No.12734718

>>12734697
yea that's why she's a whore, not because shes dressed like one taking slutty pics

i still don't know why this pozzed faggot is so mad lmao ... calling a spade a spade sweety

>> No.12734733

>>12734562
Almost broke even and now down a couple hundo. Dude weed is ruining my life. One more run to 8 is all I need to get out forever.

>> No.12734745
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>>12734718
then why you so made when people call you pathetic incel -_-; wtf

>> No.12734752

>>12734190
You are the people others take profits from.
>HURR I DIDNT QUADRUPLE MY MONEY IN A DAY I NEED TO SELL ME NO UNDERSTAND DELAYED GRATIFICATION

Remember that when we're at 50/share.

>> No.12734754

>>12734718
Mighta been revenge porn'd. shortie could be a devoted waifu u dunno

>> No.12734762

>>12734745
why are you a grown man watching little girl cartoons? like w t h!?

>> No.12734770

>>12734752
I weighed the psychological gains vs losses. I'd pay 40 bucks not to feel the stress of bagholding AMD. It was worth it.

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What happened Gamers, why is my activision share plummeting like a rock

>> No.12734785 [DELETED] 

>>12734772
>earnings

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beer only gets greater after one day of abstinence

>> No.12734804

>>12734770

Imagine being this weak lmao.

>> No.12734810

>>12734762
am girl and not watching little girl cartoons -_-;

>> No.12734811

>>12734785
its green now
cool

>> No.12734819

>>12734804
That's not disputed. I am quite close to killing myself.

>> No.12734824

>>12734810
>am retard
FTFY, my doood

>> No.12734835

>>12734772
friend who doesnt even do stocks was like lol Blizzard Down what a bad company

>> No.12734841

>>12734683

Bought in at 46. Took enough. Sold out at 40.50. That shit is a dumpster fire and will crash to under 30.

>> No.12734846

>>12734108
check out SHE

>> No.12734854

>>12734824
yes you are

>> No.12734865

>>12734841
I know I'm gonna sell at a loss. Just want to minimize it. I think waiting til they announce many of those undisclosed projects is better. And Diablo 4.

>> No.12734877

>>12734854
>no u!!
thanks for proving me right.

>> No.12734892

>>12733878
>fucked a trap
>family alienated by my gay behaviors
Did you tell your parents you fucked a trap? How the fuck did that happen

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>>12734683
>Bought in before the great justing of last year.
how much liquidity this gonna provide for MM when everyones stocks start to approach their pre October price and they sell at break even for unloaded pressure of holding bag?

>> No.12734913

>>12734877
yes thats another thing only dummytard would care about on internet

>> No.12734916

>>12734656
>trying to get with a woman
not going to make it

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>>12731838
This is me, I swear they will fuck us over again by not saying anything interesting for the investors

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12734929

Yes yes... well done, bulls... HOWEVER!

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>when the thread is invaded by SEETHING incels and whiteknights

>> No.12734936

>>12734835
I cant play video games because it overheat my computer lol. I dont anything about them

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>>12734929
we've had enough of your shit bears,
We're going to 3000 but for real this time

>> No.12734975

>>12734593

I purchased another $20k worth of SQQQ today. Hold true brother.

>> No.12734981

>>12734897
The market marker play will be
>buy all the weak hands bags at around pre October price
>Keep pumping those bags
>pump until the weak hands fomo back in
>then dump it

>> No.12735004

>>12734045
BAC

>> No.12735016

>>12734916
W-what else am I supposed to do if I like women?

>>12734810
>cares about finance
>watches big girl cartoons
L O S A N G E L E S
O
S

A
N
G
E
L
E
S

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>>12734920
>>12734683

look at all the bagholders!

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>>12734934

Have we established whether this is a boy or one of those rare midgets with normal proportions?

>> No.12735065

So atvi puts?

>> No.12735088

>>12733551
Don't take out a loan to gamble with. Tis a bad idea.

>> No.12735106

>>12735065
already down 50% from ath...think this bad news is already priced in

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>>12735065
>So atvi puts?

Bit late for that, no? Usually when a stock gets beat up this bad this fast, I start watching it for possible oversold bounces. However, ATVI has a history of hanging around in oversold territory and not bouncing much or at all so... not especially interested.

>> No.12735121

>>12733705
besides shorting canadian banks and CGC I'm not sure that's a great medium term strategy, TESLA, NVDA and AMD will all likely struggle through a crash and are very cyclical in nature.

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12735126

another gap up tomorrow

this market cannot be stopped

single digit vix incoming

>> No.12735131

>>12733758
Trail conservation is not worthwhile experience. Trust me anon I did it while I was getting my environmental science degree (also not worthwhile). I am a project manager now and everything I did in college was a waste of time. Get a job at a business and learn the business. Seriously i learn more for business by listening to MMA podcasts about behind the scenes at the UFC than I did being an unpaid trail laborer or environmental restoration helper.

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>>12734562
Doing amazing meaning everyone should sell because this shit is going to crash hard and fuck me soon

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>>12734521
DG

>> No.12735173

I just can't figure out ACB. Everyone expected either a +/- 16% after earnings. We're at fucking 0.00%.
Like
who does that?

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>>12733524
I made $0.33 guys!
So this is what it feels like to be rich lawdhamercy!

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>>12735117

Long term TA on the ATVI. It's kind of in no man's land at the moment. Area where I see no comfortable entry for either long or short. Long term log scale trend broke, medium term normal scale broke (purple line), longer normal scale trend lines up right around the same area as the next major support ~$35.50. Weekly is oversold but daily isn't right now.

>>12733705
>I’m looking at shorting Canadians banks with the most mtg exposure

Just a bit early for that. Canadian banks are kind of bullish at the moment and probably will remain so for another couple months at least.

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I want to buy some DGX but I'm not sure if I should wait until before or after earnings on the 14th. They have out huge lab out where I live and I constantly see their cars on the highway.

How many shares do I need to own before I can use the bathrooms in one of their labs while I'm walking my dog?

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>>12730218
nao, i will cook better spaghtti sauce than cannaro :)

>>12735126
usually rallies get intensified both directions last moments, until turn another direction. rather universal to all markets from crpyto, commodities to forex

>> No.12735234

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyayNr65OHc

>> No.12735237

What did GE do to make the money bring them down every time the bell is rung?
I mean we all know GE is in a downspiral and they have tried to bring themselves back up but it seems like for every step they take forward the media pushes them back down two steps so I seriously ask. Who takes profit from GE's demise? And are they so full of GREED they want to do nothing but bury GE.

>> No.12735248

>>12735173
Wait till thursday. If by thursday you don't see a spike dump your calls at whatever cause everyone lost. It's a big conspiracy man never buy calls or puts unless you KNOW the math and KNOW the insiders

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>>12734920
Wow, up 3% now after hours. I didn't expect that, nice surprise.
Up 7% in total if it can hold tomorrow, ez.

>> No.12735284

>>12735248
Man I don't got no calls or puts, just 700 fucking shares at 7.59 avg.

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>>12735281
It appears the stock was beaten enough that despite shit news across the board, the increased divvy and buybacks are good enough to hold.

But they have no real solid news. I don't like what I'm hearing at all.

>> No.12735365

>>12735307
Yeah well you know smart money and shit. That's why I bought in even though I know ATVI are screwed.

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will i ever make it bros?

>> No.12735378

>>12735281
We did it Gamerbros

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12735383

why the fuck does netflix always do so well

>> No.12735414

>>12735377
depends if you lost gains or your actual money.

>> No.12735451

>>12735383
>Netflix decides to raise their fees by $5 per month
>I'm cheap and I'm still gonna keep it. I wanna watch Baki while I do my cardio at the gym
>normies NEED the next season of Marie Kondo judges white piggu
> sjws gotta get the new seasons of Hassan Minaj and The Break
>alt righters gotta get that new nazi documentary or whatever
>no one wants to hear "whaaat?! You don't have netfliiiix?! What are we going to do if we hang out at your house?!"

Gee I wonder...

>> No.12735538

>>12733524
Real talk - how long can the current S&P500 maintain upward mobility?

I mean the market has to crash at some point, right?

>> No.12735545

>>12735538
It already did, in December

>> No.12735559

>>12735545
>crash

>> No.12735566 [DELETED] 

>>12735377

INVEST IN WEED STOCKS BRO. ONLY SHOT YOU HAVE

>> No.12735571

>>12735451
>no one wants to hear "whaaat?! You don't have netfliiiix?! What are we going to do if we hang out at your house?!"
This is true. People just assume you have netflix like its just another thing you need in life.

>> No.12735573

>>12735545
That was hardly a speedbump though. I'm talking about a 2000s-tier tech crash, or a 2009-housing bubble.

Not trying to FUD or anything, just curious.

>> No.12735588

>>12735571
I don't even have internet

>> No.12735617

>>12735588
NANI?!

>> No.12735638
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....gpro.....!

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>>12735638
>tfw seriously considering FOMO into GPRO

>> No.12735666

god bless our braindead gopro posters
i want them to succeed <3

>> No.12735675

>>12735414
that's all lost gains

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>>12735666

kamra on a stik

very inohvativ

>> No.12735687

>>12733524
is it possible to actually make money by trading with bots in this market?

>> No.12735710

>>12735573
>I'm talking about a 2000s-tier tech crash, or a 2009-housing bubble.

These are notable for their rarity. 20% drops happen a few times a decade, roughly, but the big plunges are far less common. 2008 started as an ordinary correction. It dropped further after a consolidation period around the low because of the mortgage crisis. The main thing is these sorts of crashes need catalysts. Or they need catalysts most of the time anyway. 1987 was... I'm not sure what the hell happened there. That was a weird one.

>> No.12735714

>>12735617
I just phonepost when I'm at home, if I'm not reading or watching something I torrented at work

>> No.12735723

>>12735687

Yes.

>> No.12735729

>>12735675
t. REFR

>> No.12735741

>>12735687
>Bot buys then sets an auto stop loss at the price you payed for the stock and sells at a certain predetermined percentage

I'd imagine you'd rake in the dough as long as the market isn't having a red day.

>> No.12735754

>>12735741
>instantly stopped out in any security that has any kind of volume
>plus out the commission
wew lad

>> No.12735765

>>12735023
>just buy the dip lmao

>> No.12735787

>>12734975
Proof?

>> No.12735793

>>12735754
>paying commission

Besides the bot could select like 1000 different stocks with favorable projects, buy 5000 shares of each, and dump at 1% increase. In a bull market it should work, at least it does mathematically.

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>>12734936
your ID am cool..... :O

>>12735658
stockertainment will be dumping tons of FUD on gpro now that its moving up

one of the articles will stick and you will get chance for buy in again ;_;

>>12735666
ty satan ;_;
gpro tries very hard

>> No.12735822

>>12735793
>using a brokerage that routes your orders to crooked exchanges and sells your stop loss order data

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12735831

>tfw only 1 share of GPRO at 5.05 and only keeping it so my animeposting about GPRO going up is more genuine

>> No.12735840

>>12735822
Well you're already using a bot. As long as the math works out and you end up ahead it doesn't really matter.

>> No.12735890

>>12735723
>>12735741
and any of you have already made profits in mid to long term with bots?

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>>12735798

>> No.12735926

>>12735890
>any of you have already made profits in mid to long term with bots?

No, I'm not a good code monkey. Your question was 'is it possible?' and the answer is objectively yes. Algo trading is a huge part of the contemporary market. If you meant to ask if it's possible for a retail small spec to use to bots to trade for profit, I imagine so but I'm not up to snuff on researching the numbers on that to say what kind of cash someone would need to be able to do so effectively.

>> No.12735928

>>12735890
Idk how you'd make money mid-long term with them. Mid-long term investment is all about finding a point of entry, a nice graph, and doing your DD on the company. Something that could account for those things is not a bot anymore but an AI.

>> No.12735944

>>12735890
Flowalgo is pretty legit but it always seems to miss the huge movers, I think its driven mostly on social media posts and options activity not retail trading.

>> No.12735968

>>12735687
Buy VTSAX every month and don't sell.

>> No.12735970

>>12735798
I got my federal return last week, still waiting on the state section
I'll probably buy 75 shares to support the anime posting cause o7

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Seriously considering picking up some C cheapies
They've been terrible the last 5 years, but I have a good feeling for their future

>> No.12736066

>>12734562
1.55% , 0.24% more AH
2.22% last 5 days

Also swung Hexo and made some money on NatG.

Really didn't feel good though, because of how interrupted my investing has been during market hours the past 3 weeks now.
I really need at least 6 clear hours a day to focus on trading to keep my positions organized and controlled. I'm not getting that time, so even though I'm making money on individual positions my overall allocation is all out of whack.
I hate it and it feels terrible. I did feel OK selling some stuff today to try and simplify my position and clear up cash.

If I don't add any more money I should hit my 25k goal this year. But I can probably keep adding at least 500 a week and get there much sooner. My goal is to continue to make stable gains throughout dynamic market conditions, and be ready with at least 25K in my RH during the next dip, so I can activate the turbo mode and double-buy the bottom.

>> No.12736072

>>12735588
That's gotta be a huge quality of life loss.

How do you do research on the market or fitness and health or career development or fucking anything?

>> No.12736082
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12736082

Why do stock trading and country music go so well together?

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>>12735377
what stocks are you holding

>> No.12736106

>>12736089
thanks for all your hard work

>> No.12736110

Where's that cuck that was shilling GALT. Just want to say thanks I made a few bucks today

>> No.12736124

>>12736110
right here, and you're welcome
keep holding, there's a lot of potential upside from here

>> No.12736164

>>12736124
>keep holding
Nope, already out. Filtered

>> No.12736177

>>12736164
Fool. Hold long on that one.

>> No.12736180

>>12736164
>Filtered
based

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>>12736164
suit yourself, faggot

>> No.12736212

>>12736124
>cup add handle

>> No.12736213

>>12736072
My phone. I've enjoyed it, honestly. I was spending too much time just browsing internet shit before. If I really need internet to get something done, I can always do a hotspot for the length of time it takes

>> No.12736250

>>12736213
Would you say you're more productive?

Phone browsing tends to be less efficient for me.

>> No.12736273

>>12736250
>productivity
>browsing 4chan
????

>> No.12736278

>>12736250
I certainly do non internet things a lot more often, which was mostly the point. I can actually sit down and read a book without checking my laptop every five minutes

>> No.12736297

>>12736212
I'm not good at TA, so what
That doesn't make GALT a bad stock

>> No.12736329

>>12735926
got your point, thanks

>>12735928
makes sense

>>12735944
I`ll take a look, thanks

>>12735968
lol

>> No.12736355
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Futures going Golden Bull again

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>>12736124
>mfw up 12% on BST
>mfw getting divs soon

>> No.12736377

>>12736273
Fuck bro how do I get back in control of my life.

I'm not sure what it is about this place that keeps me coming back.

>> No.12736382

>>12735928
long term seems easiest, just set up a buy bot, buy under 2700 or something, give it cash walk away

>> No.12736392

I failed an interview for an 80k a year job today, now I have no choice but to work at Walmart until I die. How was your day today /smg/?

>> No.12736394

>>12736375
good job, you're actually net positive on something for once
congratulations

>> No.12736409

>>12736375
>>12736394
misinterpreted the tone of your post
good job, Gomfy (in a non-banter way)

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>>12735970
you'd be up 20% on GPRO if just bought it when you said you am -_-;

>>12735896
save! GPRO!!!!

>>12735831
yayaya

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>>12736394

>> No.12736412

>>12736377
I've honestly never regretted posting here,I just wanted to incentivize myself to do other things as well

>> No.12736421

>>12736413
>>12736409
Oh never mind. Hehe thanks!
>>12736410
T-theres still time

>> No.12736425

>>12736413
sorry for the lighthearted banter, I know it hurt your feelings

>> No.12736450

>>12736392
Tell the story

my day wasn't great, and it isn't over yet

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>>12736421

>> No.12736464

>>12736450
Got into an office full of Indians, couldn't answer any of the questions about Java correctly because I haven't done any Java in 3 years, and the way they worded the questions was insane. I understand what object-oriented programming is but they worded it like I needed to tell them hard and fast rules of OOP rather than a general description.

>> No.12736479

>>12736464
just freelance it nigga

>> No.12736491

>>12736479
How my only skills are an intermediate knowledge of Java (that I'll have to brush up on) and Excel.

>> No.12736499

>>12736491
Get a java cert and hang your shingle out on upwork

>> No.12736516

>>12736392
Fuck off we're full

>> No.12736563

>>12736464
You saved yourself a lot of grief in the long run anon.

>> No.12736577

>>12736563
Yeah but that was my only chance at a good job.
I don't wanna stock shelves for the rest of my life.

>> No.12736620

>>12736464
jesus that is the most painful thing I've ever heard

don't know what I would do if I was found inferior to Indians in any way

>>12736577
why not go for a different interview?
also if you do gotta start wageslaving at a min wage job, just find one working for one that is large and somewhat well-managed: if you are smart there will be opportunities for advancement

i believe in u

>> No.12736628

Where are all the NAKtards? How's the EIS coming along? Meanwhile, EKSO and RWLK are off to Mars, quite literally. Think of the pragmatic exploration space that will require humans. Robots can't do diddly compared to humans, just ask Ivan or Elon. Space Warriors gonna need exsosuites this is it bois.

>> No.12736637

nood

>>12736634
>>12736634
>>12736634

>> No.12736638

>>12736620
Well I don't know how to apply myself in any way. Like I said, despite having a degree in data analytics I don't really feel like I have any skills. The only thing I know is one program that kept getting shoved on us in college to run all our data through and it turns out barely anyone even uses that program and the people that do want 5 years experience, two internships, etc etc.

>> No.12736666

>>12733996
>he didn't buy refr at 1.30
Do you like being called a cuck?

>> No.12737752

MDT will announce they are moving a bunch of production overseas at earnings on the 19th