/biz/ - Business & Finance

based and poopilled

>>12723749
India needs cows that are twice as sacred and streets twice as wide

vishnu in the blockchain confirmed

We got a sirtoji showt out we did it friends

This could be huge.

Who is this fag. Never seen him before. Looks like he slurps cock like it's pasta.

>>12723749

>>12723749
>Mumbai
>>stepped in poo in Mumbai
Holy shit, it is just as the copypasta foretold.

Reminder that this pajeet feet worshiper is respected here.

>>12723749

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

>>12723749
Sirs do the needful and post the brown pill video.

>>12723922
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XISUEfFFTT

>>12723848
good meme is this a '19 creation I don't remember it from last year

>>12723962

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOlvOiGPPio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIh3SgIAP80

Someone took the time to photoshop indian csw... lol biz...

>>12723948

>>12723962
>he missed the glorious period of 'crypto brown pill' posting on biz

>>12724045

>>12724083
that fucking pic

>>12723948
Kek I remember this, kekd uncontrollably

>>12723948
hahaha do the needful Craig
unbounded poos
poopoo protocol

Vishnu Shiva's Vision is the real Vishnu

>>12723749
What a time to be alive

>>12723844
do the needful sir

4chan memes are becoming real, what is this the greatest timeline

>>12725191
Where have you been when /pol memed trump to be POTUS?
Newfag

>>12723948
i really wish he had moved away from the mic to breathe in