/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12706455
>been gone for 5+ plus years to accumulate patents
>back to btfo everyone in the way
what a time to be alive

Who is this person? Never seen him.

>>12706472
Newfag, the whole (crypto) world is talking about him and Bitcoin at the moment.

>>12706472
It's the inventor of bitcoin, Craig Wright (moniker: Satoshi).

Read this to start

https://medium.com/@craig_10243/careful-what-you-wish-for-c7c2f19e6c4f

https://medium.com/@craig_10243/the-story-of-bitcoin-continued-2f1ec78ba38b

Come back when you finished reading or else fuck off I will ignore you.

>>12706500
Doesn't seem notable. Meh.

Literally who?

>>12706535
scroll up a bit friend, here's an anchor link you can click. it will take you directly to the post: >>12706511

>>12706514

Based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIh3SgIAP80

>>12706455
How many to make it

>>12706455
>So many threads about Faketoshi and his shitfork
because you keep making new ones every time you get rekt and your shit gets pushed in

Craig Satoshi, the inventor of all western civilization because muh patents

protip: he will stealthexitscam

>>12706514
what... now he's James Bond all of a sudden, ahahaha how is this guy not in a fucking mental institution?!

>>12706696
he was a priest too and he caught human traffickers for cia and a lot of things. an inventor a doctor of philosophy a michelin star chef and master of the piano also an undefeated whiskey drinking champion.

>>12706726
>The conversations continued however and Craig managed to rile up an already paranoid Bitcoin Belle through his habit of making grandiose claims. His numerous boasts included assertions that he was a…

>* Michelin star chef
>* World record holding rower
>* Classically trained concert pianist

>Sadly basic knowledge of a paella pan, poor rowing form and his underestimation of a gifted young girl’s ability on the piano was enough to debunk these claims and Michele states at this point she was left with no doubt that she was dealing with a fraudster.

Regardless, of her doubts Bitcoin Belle introduced Craig Wright to people like Gavin Andresen, who was also taken in by the revelation of the identity of his former mentor and Jon Matonis. Both Gavin and Jon are mentioned in the apology from Craig Wright above.

daily reminder that this vapid dumb cunt called "bitcoin belle" is why we have to deal with craigs bullshit now in 2019

>>12706753
>>12706726
why do anyone at all believe this complete and total clown?

>>12706980
no idea but the things he said over the years (and been utterly disproved) need a good solid compilation. easily accessible and with a nice digest we can post in shill threads to cut them down before it gets nasty.

>>12706980
Mental retardation

>>12706648
>>12706726
>>12706753
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>>12707022
Reading this garbage at this point is just sad. You guys never address the claims of the CSW groupies. All you do is rehash the same invective. You were wrong and that's okay, but honestly just quit while you're ahead. This shit is embarrassing.

>>12707046
>You guys never address the claims of the CSW groupies.
i have no idea what claims could you talk about that haven't been debunked a 100 times over. are you some kind of newfag?

>>12707046
The market addressed his claims. I'm just here to honkpost.
HONK HONK

>>12706535
>He doesn't know about Craig Wright, more commonly know as Satoshi the inventor of bitcoin.

I will give you a quick run down.

This man owns every single patent on earth. You cannot publish patents anymore because he already owns them. He has more than 200 degrees from various universities, he even owns the patent on basic momentum formulas, the next time you push a shit from your anus you better believe you are paying royalties to Craig "Satoshi" Wright.

This man is so rich he can buy the planet but instead spends his extremely valuable time making a better financial world and educating us on twitter. His own words on why he turned down the president position at Harvard as head of facility and chief of all academia: "I was asked why I would rather educate people on twitter than at a ivy league. I told them its simply my intellectual mind needs to reach as many people as possible and if you don't like that STIFF"
>S= Satoshi
>T= Teaching
>I= Intellectuals
>F= Fundamentals
>F= Fast

He only sleeps one hour a night the rest of the time he is publishing patents and suing other people for patent infringement. He solved the P versus NP problem when he was only 7 years old but has made it adamantly clear that the world is not ready for the consequences.

In his down time he writes scripts for movies as a hobby. Every single Oscar nominated film has been written by him under various pseudonyms.

A lot of his more clandestine projects is unknown but rumor has it that he is currently working on a project to nullify entropy and change the laws of physics. He already has the patent but he needs to wait a couple of years to publish it because craigmanity is not evolved enough yet.

>>12707110
this is beautiful

>>12706455
Yet he couldn't come with a better name. Bcash was a Chinese knockoff, SV sounds like a pajeet one.
>>12707110
You might want to calm down on the sarcasm some impressionable people might quote what you just said as fact.

>>12707124
I wouldn't use the world "beautiful" he already owns the patent Anon. Be careful now.

>>12707046
dude did you even read his second blog post? how can you read something like that and not laugh?

>>12707265
cognitive dissonance associated with being a cashie

>>12707110
>He only sleeps one hour a night the rest of the time he is publishing patents and suing other people for patent infringement. He solved the P versus NP problem when he was only 7 years old but has made it adamantly clear that the world is not ready for the consequences.
Unbelievably based

>>12707110
Kek. Watch the SV shills open a new thread after being REKT again. They are the new cashies

>>12707110

>>12707110

White Australians truly are the master race

>>12707147
It can't be a knock-off if there's no patent or trademark.

>>12706511
No, that’s a double nigger who tricked everyone into thinking he was the noodle nigger that invented btc in order to emulate Elon musk’s business model (i’m really smart, give me money).

>>12706609
21 BSV to make it

>>12706472
Some claiming to have invented a coin that stores child porn.

yes sirs very stiff bsv please buy

>>12706469
Crypto chad right here right in front of our monitor screen. What a time to be alive

*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

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Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

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Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*

And there it is!