/biz/ - Business & Finance

looks like a new batman movie

>>12683713
>Turns out crypto WAS the safe choice
Remember banks? no more banks.

>>12683713
Holy kek this literally looks like the opening scenes of a post-apocalyptic movie giving you the look at "day zero"

>>12683713
Wtf a Wells Fargo just flew over my house?

>>12683713
Alright my credit card is no longer active !!! Good bye credit card debt. Thank you hackers !!!!!!!!!!!!?

>>12683736
Feels good. My funds are safu as fuck and kikes cannot touch them. All hail the blockchain!

>>12683713
just a training exercise, nothing more

>>12683770
as long as there is electricity, kek

>>12683766
>Thank you hackers
No it was the polar vortex it took out a single data center and therefor all the banks are about to receive slight technical difficulties while they switch to backups
>That dont work
>Also I bet it was a gubbermint, and this is their final play

>>12683806
Because I'm sure the banks would let you withdraw your savings if the world suddenly lost all electricity

>>12683824
so your blockchain is not better than any bank :*

>>12683822
If Putin freed us from debt slavery I’d switch my nationality to Russkie

WHERE IS MY MIND
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEE IS MYYYYY MIIIIND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA
I CANT WITHDRAW

>>12683835
But when banks fail the blockchain is still there. If the blockchain fails then banks are fucked too by default. Along with air travel and pretty much everything else

>>12683713
I CANT ACCESS MY CREDIT CARD

>>12683916
except my precious metals <3

OH NO NO NO IT'S REAL

>>12683887
I always deposit my money into my account holy fuck. I have all my money in there.

>>12683931
Its so easy to check your silver bar wasn't filled with lead.

>>12683933
>It's real
Yes, the America's have been bogd.

>>12683713
dude wtffffffffff

>>12683713
WTF ALL MY LINK IS GONE!!! HOW THE FUCK DID THEY EVEN DO THIS!!! WHERE ARE MY LINKIES WELLS FARGO!!!!

Wait... why are the guys who board the Heli's wearing Hazmat suits? WTF aare they preparing for?

>>12683972
>What are they preparing for
The world waking up

https://abc7.com/military-exercise-causes-scare-in-dtla/5121269/

the end is neigh for banks.

Everything will be fine, no reason to panic, move along. MOVE ALONG!

>>12683986
thats some training for end of the world shit. its about to happen and i never even got rich. GOD DAMN IT

Fuckin A .. are they preparing for martial law ? Wtffff

>>12683713
SHUT IT DOWN

>>12684003
Kek

>>12684004
>>12684042
>>12683983

nothing is going to happen you retards, it's always the same with this shit

i use citi how fucked am i. should i start asking my boss for physical checks instead of direct deposits?

>>12684066
I lived in LA for over 20 years and nothing like this has ever happened out of the blue..

those numbers though.

>>12684066
>Nothing is going to happen
It already is happening.

>>12683713

>>12683947
thats why you buy coins bro

now stop arguing against metals and buy bitcoin, cuck

>>12683986
>NO NEED TO PANIC GUYS ITS JUST A MILITARY TRAINING EXERCISE.

Are burgers really this stupid to eat this kinda shit up? lmfao

I just logged into my account. It's working fine. Fags as usual. It's not happening.

Also I'm spending money with no issues from WF accounts and Credit cards.

Live ammo drones are now confirmed ciircling LA
http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/26336/a-navy-p-8-poseidon-jet-has-been-flying-mysterious-circles-over-los-angeles-for-hours

>>12684179
confirmed.

>inb4 Battlefield LA

>>12684179
>Black helicopters
>Drones
>LA becomes a warzone
>Wait

>>12684004
>practice landing and leaving, quickly, in an urban environment
>it's the end of the world
You people watch too many movies. And you have a secret deathwish.

It's happening. The elites have been preparing their bunkers in New Zealand. Prepare for total war by the end of the month

>>12684302
Why new zealand?

>>12684314
>Why NZ
Why would you ever bomb NZ would be the better question
>or airborne shit

Video is 72h old and news is less than 14 h old something doesn't add up bruhs

>>12684371

>>12684337
NZ is missing from a lot of maps, that's how irrelevant they are.
They'll forget to nuke it

I was just about to buy a bunch if 0x too. Thanks based Wells Fargo for stopping me

>>12684314
New Zealand would be easy to keep defended from invaders. Plus:
>lots of access to fresh water due to snowmelt
>Lots of farming and agriculture possible
>Island which can be defended from all fronts if normies and peasants were to attack for any reason
>beautiful landscape
>Mild temperature
>Passive locals
The elites knew what they were picking.

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>>12684449
YES MASTER

>>12684260
Beat me to it. Too bad most of /biz has never seen it.

>>12684471
That or escape from NY. ;D

Probably a training exercise. Military likes to do things like this on occasion and people freak out.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories

>>12683713
Guess I got what I deserved
Kept you waiting there too long, my love
All that time without a word
Didn't know you'd think that I'd forget
Or I'd regret
The special love I had for you
My baby blue
All the days became so long
Did you really think I'd do you wrong?
Dixie, when I let you go
Thought you'd realize that I would know
I would show
The special love I have for you
My baby blue
What can I do? What can I say?
Except I want you by my side
How can I show you? Show me a way
Don't you know the times I tried?
Guess that's all I have to say
Except the feeling just grows stronger every day
Just one thing before I go
Take good care, baby, let me know
Let it grow
The special love you have for me
My Dixie dear

>>12684314
I'm not sure why other than seclusion. But I know it's true, my parents are very close with a family worth close to 100 mil and they've said that's what the elites are doing, building fortresses and bunkers in New Zealand just in case shit hits the fan

>>12683713

Don't worry. Your fundus are safu

>>12684461
>YES MASTER
crash eet

>>12684653
OKAY.

excuse me but why would you exercise something like this mr gobernemnt?

>>12683986
Uhhhh what the actual fuck
I could see that happening 20 years ago and people wouldnt care but LA is so fucking cucked right now I'm surprised they have the balls to do this there now

Surely must be necessary in preparation for something big

>>12685154

For your saftey citizen, now pick up thay can.

>>12683713
Is...is it ropeday? Was Qanon not a terrible boomer larp? Fuck, I wish....

Buy bitcoin

>>12685200
thank you for the quick replay mr gobernment i feel much safer now. i will return to my assembly line asap i promise :)

>>12683947
it's easier to just fill precious metals holders with lead

>>12685257
/k/ taught me the only objects that hold true value are canned foods, ammo, weapons, equipment and water.
Money makes mediocre tinder and toilet paper.
And you can eat gold.
Lead has value for reloading

>>12685325
Based and pilled

>>12685325

/k/ also shares brownies with each other with cum baked into them

>>12684260
Doesn't deserve the hate it gets.

Shady shit is going down. I bet they are using this to downtime to cook their books and erase a lot of their debt or transfer it to accounts that can’t be picked up during this blackout.

>>12685325
you can eat gold??

is anyone else's wells fargo accnt unironically drained?

>>12685536
Typo
>>12685389
Atleast we'll live, plus only nu/k/ faggots fall for the brownie trick. You're not gay if you're the one jerking off into the brownie mix, they chose to eat it.

>>12684244
>secret deathwish.

4chan has always wanted for the world to end since I can remember. I think it's a mix of being bored with the current state of things and wanting normalfags to suffer.

>>12684314
>>12684440
this and there's already heaps of Freemason buildings for their little get-togethers, the population is nice and docile they've been slowly killing of the natives with lab created drugs

>>12685325
you'll also need a safehouse

>meanwhile in the OP head...

>>12685778
Does a shack in the woods count?

>>12685724
You can eat gold though.

>>12683757
my siiiiiidessss