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Get fucked /biz/ neets, this is wha a real man's car looks like

>> No.12668757

f

>> No.12668773

>>12668752
Have fun with the excessive maintenance trips because of the crazy engine (if it's actually an M).

Besides that it is a nice car, a bit trashy but nice.

>> No.12668774

>>12668752
It’s fucking gypsy

>> No.12668785

a

>> No.12668800 [DELETED] 

>>12668752
Another thread of this?
You aren't coming off as cool as you hoped for.
Literally nobody cares about this mediocre sedan.

>> No.12668807

>>12668752
and?

>> No.12668811

>paying the retail price of the car 10x over and over again because maintenance is shit

You’re better off buying a nip toyota or a tesla pleb

Atleast you appear well off to normies tho

>> No.12668814

g

>> No.12668818

Maybe thats expensive in ure country but here is germany 60min drive away is kinda cheap
And rather buy mercedes if you think you are a man bmw is for boys

>> No.12668829 [DELETED] 

>>12668818
mercedes is still mostly disappointing and unreliable.
porsche is king.

>> No.12668842

>>12668818
true,
bmw is for arabs and dirty turks in germany

>> No.12668850

>>12668752
Congratulations, you are middle class.

>> No.12668852

>>12668752
wow OP you must be rich, i bet that car cost at least 30k

>> No.12668909
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12668909

Get on my level cuck

>> No.12668922

>>12668818
>>12668842
Mercedes is an old people's car

>> No.12668945

>>12668909
>on a shitty industrial estate in buttfuck nowhere
Noice, you must live in a shoebox

>> No.12668974

>>12668945
Lol it's the back lot of the dealership

>> No.12668999

>>12668974
>back of the dealership
In buttfuck nowhere, sucks to be you

>> No.12669019

My fren had one.. Shit was super fast

>> No.12669023

>>12668945
>>12668999
unbelievable levels of cope

>> No.12669033
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12669033

Lmao at those hating on BMW. Fuxking incels Locked inside mommy’s basement Kek.

>> No.12669044

Case andpoint

https://youtu.be/ae-aRDCMMws

>> No.12669065

>>12668909
not even memeing that's one of the last sports cars I would ever spend my money on

you have terrible taste

>> No.12669071
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>>12669044
that was before BMW ruined their design

>> No.12669085

>>12669065
Either you have a lot of money or you’re an absolute retard. No need to explain the reasoning why.

>> No.12669097
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12669097

>he didn't get an Aston

>> No.12669105

>>12668752
>TRSTFND
you mega faggot

>> No.12669113
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12669113

>>12669085

>> No.12669162

>>12669113
While I agree with you I have to say that I am pretty sure the picture is of a Jaguar not an Aston Martin.

>> No.12669163

>>12668922
>Mercedes is an old people's car
only a child would say something like this, or a master baiter

>> No.12669175

inb4 cope but anyone who buys new in this market or spends more than 10k on a used car is probably a retard/npc

>> No.12669189

>>12669113
>Vann Diagram.jpg
>VANN
Want to know how I know you belong in the little green bubble?

>> No.12669203

>>12668909
Can’t afford the V8.

>> No.12669223
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12669223

>>12668752
No Gaylord this is a mans car.
Kek that plate makes me cringe I can just imagine you in your Pastel colored polo boat shoes and homosexual shorts thinking your a chad but your just a bitch with money

>> No.12669232

>>12668752
Fuck off manlet

>> No.12669281

>>12669223
>man's car
Yeah sure thing, a nu-man who sits silently in meetings to let womyn speak. If that is your vehicle, you are the male equivalent of a basic roastie

>> No.12669307

>>12669223
t. manlet

>> No.12669379
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12669379

this is the only true alpha male car for chad

>> No.12669425

>>12668752
>making your life so solely depend on being a materialistic and maybe luxuristic brainlet not as a child but as an adult and being useless and unimportant
you sure showed them

>> No.12669455

>>12669223
My dream car is an f150 but this looks retarded

>> No.12669494

>>12668773
True a standard replacement exhaust for this car would be upwards of 3k

>> No.12669548

>>12669065
Arguably the best looking car on the market at the moment, best exhaust braps outside of top end supercars, handles like a dream, and very very reasonably priced (most people guess it's 100k+)

Reaching levels of cope that shouldn't even possible here fren

>> No.12669573

these e93s range from 4k to 7k in eastern europe, 7k being pretty much same exact model as yours in good condition

>> No.12669798

>>12668752

Oh lol

not even Model S

kys

>> No.12669816
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12669816

BMW stopped making good cars after this one

Was privileged enough to have this as my first.

>> No.12669822

>>12668752
>real man's car
>number plate is TRSTFND
top kek, good joke

>> No.12669882

>>12668752
Absolute nigger-tier.

>> No.12669895
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>>12668752
>He bought it used
Get on my level OP, buy new.

>> No.12669948

>>12668752
take a pic inside it, oh wait y cant cuz its your neighbors

>> No.12670068
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12670068

Fuck off filthy pajeets, this is my link car

>> No.12670085

>>12668752
post a pic of your dick

>> No.12670099

>>12669895
fag

>> No.12670222

>>12670099
>t. bus rider

>> No.12670224

>>12670068
very nice, now redpill me on audis.

>> No.12670231

>>12670068
probably not

>> No.12670234

>>12670222
im 30 years old with a paid for 2018 camry
be sure to return your dads keys were you found them so he doesnt get upset and beat your mom

>> No.12670236

>>12670068
RS6 WAGON MAH NIGGA based and audipilled

>> No.12670407

>>12668945
>>on a shitty industrial estate in buttfuck nowhere
Seething city cuck

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>>12669189

>> No.12670427

Lmao, we drive lambos over at LTO network. We making it rain with our XRB, HOT and QUANT gains... and we bout to make LTO go boom too.

The prophecy will be fifilled within the next 12 days.

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>>12670234
>im 30 years old with a paid for 2018 camry
Wow you're killing it financially

>> No.12670446

>>12669895
>possibly the only anon in this bread who gets the joke

>> No.12670604
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12670604

>>12668752

>bmw

Lol get a real German car

>> No.12670690

>>12670445
return your fathers keys before i beat your mother and fuck your dad

As founder of Walmart, Sam Walton could have driven any vehicle in the world, yet he chose a Ford F-150 for its practicality, dependability and value.
Now slightly dinged and worn, and with 65,000 miles on the odometer, the Ford F-150 Custom was purchased new by Walton in 1979, and he drove it until he died in 1992. It is now in the Walmart Museum in Bentonville, Arkansas, in the exact same condition as when he last drove it. According to the curator of the museum, Walton’s pickup truck is one of the best-known, most recognized trucks in the world.
“Why do I drive a truck?” Walton is quoted as saying. “What am I supposed to haul my dogs around in, a Rolls-Royce?” The quote speaks to Walton’s modesty, despite his incredible success in business.
Much like Henry Ford, Walton was an American business pioneer and visionary. Both saw their enterprises as building upon traditional American values and as avenues to improve the quality of life for average Americans through affordable products. Both came from modest, rural backgrounds. Both Henry Ford and Sam Walton grew up on farms, yet both became visionary entrepreneurs through perseverance and hard work while maintaining a rural lifestyle and spending much time outdoors.
“Sam was a practical man, and liked the utility and versatility he got out of his Ford truck,” said Alan Dranow, senior director, Walmart Heritage Group. “He loved that thing, and it embodied the practicality and frugality that was part of his business and personal life.”

>> No.12670749

>>12670690

And bill gates drives a Porsche 959, your point being?

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>>12668909
>imgur filename

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>>12669223
>mans car
>looks like a toy car

>> No.12671025

>>12668850
>>12668852
>not knowing an M when you see one

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12671236

I think this thread proves /biz/ is the same 15-20 anons browsing here everyday. I've seen all these cars posted before kek

>> No.12671557

>>12671236
What the fuck happened to her? She looks proud of that nog bait

>> No.12671582

>>12671236
It just means that 15-20 anons can afford cars, the rest are broke

>> No.12671612

>>12668752
>license plate
>trstfnd

based, never be mad about a person who has money. life isn't fair, the sooner you realize it the better

>> No.12671980

>>12668909

How do you like it?

How bad is the maintenance?

I love the new Jags but I've always heard they break a lot.

>> No.12672005

>>12668752
I’m glad you like your car, anon. We don’t really care much, but if you like it enough to post it, you must be thrilled with this non descript expensive car. And that’s a good thing!

>> No.12672068

>>12671980
jag have improved a lot on their reliability, i've had no issues with it myself

car is a joy to own and drive, looks about twice as expensive as it is and the exhaust braps in dynamic/sport mode outdoes half the supercars out there

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12672093

>OP's face when he made this bread to troll lamboanon and >>>/o/ accidentally show up

>> No.12672186

>>12668752
agreed, I bought 420M pack from crypto gains dumping on the req plebs.

>> No.12672902

>>12669379
It looks so scared and surprised at the same time

>> No.12673083

>>12668752
>that license plate

It's the same as the Link Lambo.

>> No.12673090

>>12669895
>5 foot nothing

>> No.12673095

>>12670604
Ugliest Porsche

>> No.12673127

>>12673083
... which means...?

>> No.12673160

>>12673127
Lambo anon got high on the attention and now he's jonesing for more.

>> No.12673179
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>>12673160
You got me. I, lamboanon, made this bread

>> No.12673180

BMW is what all the pakis and sand niggers drive

buy audi instead for fucks sake

>> No.12673219

>>12673180
Lambo anon's previous wrap had arabic letters.

>> No.12673241

>>12673180
Buy Tesla if you're American. At least test drive one and you'll be convinced.

>> No.12673250

>>12670068
>wagon
cuckmobile

>> No.12673261

>>12670690
nice harry potter and the chamber of too long didnt read faggot

>> No.12673272
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12673272

I run my balls on the door handle to fancy cars. I have herpes btw but I take meds for it

>> No.12673655

>>12668909
fine choice, and lol @ this jealous cuck

>>12668945
>>12668999

>> No.12673660

>a BMW and a cardboard McMansion

any better pastiche of wealth?

>> No.12673705

cant afford Mclaren

>> No.12673771

Please G-d let this thread die now

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>>12668752
>bragging about driving an "expensive" car to impress retarded wagies that dont know 335is are 10 year old pieces of shit you can get for 2k at a junkyard
>convincing yourself your not a slave to the system

what would an actual whale driving a $2.5 million dollar car think of your slavebox, they would probably degrade you in the same manner that your degrading normies, faggot.

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>>12668752
>real man
>car
>not a truck
lmao

>> No.12674902

>>12674689
>truck
Fuck just get a roof rack, Jesus no need to crack a walnut with a sledgehammer

>> No.12675522

>buying krautshit
have fun going into debt over maintenance then not being able to sell for 1/5th of the value within two years.
Lease kraut don't buy kraut

>> No.12675908

literally a wannabe pretender never-gonna-makeit one tier above pajeet-tier taxi driver pleb car

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>>12668752
>>12668909
>>12669071
>>12669097
>>12670068
>>12670604

>Not Buying a ChadWagon

>>12669223

>> No.12675949

>>12668922
German Mercedes driver here, you know why that >old people car meme started?

Because the old man has to work his entire Life to afford one.

>> No.12675957

>>12668752
your neighbors the Jones' just got a new Maserati, better upgrade so you don't look like some pleb

>> No.12675965

Lol who can you even impress anymore with a car that's not even electric.

>> No.12676013

>>12671236
god i would love to anal her