/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12666351
Will Drumph tank the market or pump it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYU5VE2c6Ps

>>12666363
I hope he tanks it for not inviting any of the Covington kids.

>>12666363

From the state of the union speech? I dunno. I think there is much he can say that would have a significantly negative impact. Probably either neutral or positive. I mean if he gets on and starts saying the China negotiations are going horribly and tariffs are going up immediately then maybe. He's not going to say that tho.

>>12666381
*don't think there is much...

State of the Union addresses are so gay.
"Here let me come up and congratulate anyone EXCEPT my voting base."

STAND UP AND CLAP NANCY YOU BITCH

Friendly reminder that weed stocks are a bubble

AMERICAN MADE ROCKETS IS MOON CODE FOR THE GOLDEN BULL RUN.

>>12666381
He could announce more planned tariffs, but he won't

>>12666441
The internet was a bubble at one time.

>>12666326
BUY V

>>12666445

JOBS ARE UP

UNEMPLOYMENT ALL TIME LOW

FUCK YEAH EVERYTHING IS GREAT

I dunno seems pretty bullish.

There's only one place you can go from #1.

>>12666472
>wage slave at a shitty job and work at least 3 jobs to finance having a kid
It's a bubble.

$REFR Bro here

Watch $TZOO tomorrow

Why are all the democrats wearing white? Are they racist or something?

>>12666450

Are you referring to the dotcom bubble? If so yes, and it took 10 years to recover

>>12666486
It's a suffragette thing.
Or they're trying to scare him by pretending they're all ghosts.

Trump Pump

>donnut investigate me
shit's gonna dip

>GE
is it all up hill from here?

>>12666483
Listening to you about REFR has lost me .24 cents. Reimburse me anon.

>>12666498
so they're all wearing white because women and minorities are suffraging and they want to stop that?

>>12666516
bleh I just ate a blue cheese salad and looking at tentacles makes me want to vomit

Employment is great as long as it isn't for white people.

this mother fucker free'd some nigger druggie criminal and we're supposed to applaud?

>>12666520
An homage or something. Because he's such a misogynist. It's the best boomers can do at throwing shade.

pretty lame

jfc the camera needs to stop panning to the black congresswoman crying.

>>12666541
ANYONE EXCEPT HIS BASE.
CRIMINAL REFORM FOR THE DEMOCRATS.
NO WALL.
MORE GUN CONTROL.
SOON IT WILL BE ILLEGAL FOR A WHITE PERSON TO SHOOT A NIGGER EVEN IN SELF-DEFENSE.

Wait he free'd another nigger and now he practices laws and shit! Fuck this I'm going to register as a democrat. Something has to be done to stop this monster.

>>12666532
tell me more

>>12666517

REFR is a long term hold, if you are concerned about losing pennies over holding out for whole dollars gains please sell your shares

>>12666483

Conference earning calls estimating .7 cents tomorrow, if it gets beat by a nickel I'm estimating 20 pps

If he apologizes for anything I'm fucking done with this man.

now Producer Michael (:D) flying plane with some cute pilot girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIOgy2DimZQ

Trump is literally just a democrat now. A democrat playing a straw Republican. He's gone from populist, to standard neocon, to democrat. What a heelturn.

>>12666619
He's always been a democrat. He's on record as recently as the early 2000s.

South Korea ETF up tomorrow ?

>>12666599

That doesn't seem to be the tone for evening. He's banging away on border security at the moment.

trumps speech is bullish for gpro

>>12666660
Who gives a shit about border security if he's just going to bring them over legally?

>>12666676
Cope harder whitey, we all like spicy latinas better than boring white thots

>>12666692
I'm sure that spicy latinas are definitely the majority of spic invaders.

POWERFUL BARRIER

>>12666709
Go back to /pol/ while I fuck my trad colombian wife and you get cucked by a white roastie lmao

>>12666692
"Spicy Latinas" depreciate 3X faster than white thots so... No

I don't have the volume on but he just pointed at a muslim in a hijab and she smiled at him.
What alt dimension have a slipped into?

>>12666719
You got a picture of colombian wife?

>>12666719
Colombian girls don't age well past 14 desu. They'll put the makeup on to pretend that they do but, eh....

>>12666725

He was talking about there being more women in the workforce and more women in congress. The white suit contingent of women were high fiving about that.

>more women working than ever
Oh so THAT'S where he's getting the record-low unemployment from. The fact that you can't live on one-income and women are being told to turn into catty career women.

>>12666472
>UNEMPLOYMENT ALL TIME LOW
Unwanted part time employment happens to be at an all time high though.

>>12666772
>Unwanted part time employment happens to be at an all time high though

True and it's shitty. Not the Donald's fault tho.

>>12666746
What an accomplishment! Having a pussy!

>These trade acts

Bull run confirmed?

>>12666567
> even
Kek

>>12666660
Those digits, so close.

Bio pharm BTFO

PHARMA BTFO
HAHAHAHAHA

>>12666772
I was wondering how they got those numbers down (besides hide them behind the not-looking-for-a-job category).
>>12666790
>bull run
Fuck dude. It's a contrarian House. They aren't going to let any big budget government spending through unless it supports their social programming. If he falls for that shit, then he won't win a second term.

>>12666788
We need women back in the kitchen making babies. Then maybe we wouldn't need so many fucking spics. But apparently, it has never crossed any politician's mind even once to try and promote white families. Probably because the only time congress is bipartisan is when they're promoting Jewish nationalism and denigrating white nationalism.

>>12666780
>Not the Donald's fault tho.
For sho, but it makes his talking point shit.

>>12666802
DELETE THIS

>>12666817
>maybe if we had fewer women in the workforce we'd need fewer Mexicans in the workforce
What?

>>12666810
>>12666802
Pharmo isn't btfo

Short the current tops, hold their cheaper competitors

>>12666832
Dumb lack-of-analytic-thinking poster

>>12666472
Misleading statistics. Also powell will raise rates again and use it as justification

>>12666839
Ok

>>12666859
What is the benefit to raising rates? I don't understand the Jewconomy.

>>12666812
>I was wondering how they got those numbers down
Yeah, our economy can only support so many people. Once the service industry realized there was a glut of workers they realized they can underpay people and continually run less hours every year and the majority of people have no place else to go. I used to work in retail management and the mentality was pure insanity. When I first got my own department I was spending the majority of my time doing administrative and training, when I left I was an assistant store manager doing more work in departments then I would as a department manager. This was all because we only hired part time for the lowest possible wage. I was literally getting paid 70k a year to run a forklift and stock shelves during my scheduled time and spending my free time doing admin work. All of this for the boomers 401k.

>>12666868
But don't worry, making illegal immigrants legal is totally going to work. After all, legal immigrants don't count as real immigrants.

Blah blah blah
commence The Facemelting parabolic Golden bull

>outspend in military
BUY BOEING
BUY LOCKHEED
BUY RAYTHEON

>he fell for the bear crash meme

AMERICA WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST COUNTRY
BTFO

sand niggers about to get blown the fuck up like a few decades, true capital is israel

Apparently we're fine with America becoming a totally multicultural, multiracial, multilingual country so long as we don't have "socialist" policies to help workers and the middle class.

KEK

>>12666947
I thought the middle class was dead?

>>12666877
That's right.
> you do realize that without them social security will crumble don't you night?
And without them people could also have a life savings. And without them we could possibly have a balanced budget. And a million other things. We're not full, we're stuffed. People can't afford houses in metros that have no jobs. Monopolies are growing creating less redundancy in employment. Companies are paying the littlest that they can get away with. Can't go left without going full socialist, open boarders turn in your guns. Can't go right without propping up big business at the expense of Americans. And neither side is going to pay off our debts since that's total political suicide and it's more important to get reelected than govern.

The future of America is getting stabbed legally for having skin a shade lighter than a mocha latte, working a job you hate for no money, living in an apartment the size of a parking space, and watching transkids get molested on live TV, while strawman Republicans get trashed by "communists" whose only major victories were begging for scraps from the rich in the form of UBI and more welfare.
Either that or the commies take over, all the Jews leave the country with their money, and white people are again, blamed for it all and killed en masse.

>>12666947

>>12666974
Stop bitching about your view of the future and make it something you want it to be you fucking loser.

>>12666986
Oh yeah, let me just rewrite history leftists didn't take over every major institution in America and the only way to survive is to perform more and more white flight.

I'm going long on defense Trump going to nuke the world

Damn this /pol/fag is pathetic

>>12666326
That EA dip is looking pretty good. Should I buy?

>>12667008
no, ea blows

>>12667008
Based on what? They've had almost nothing but flops lately, missed earnings, and have no goodwill among their consumer base. I wouldn't buy before a real pr shift

>>12666999

Yup.

He's conditioning everyone for a war soon. It's blatantly obvious

>>12666995
no you fucking moron, you just give them what they want. the left appeals to greed while the right appeals to personal responsibility. just fucking understand that and it's easy to put up with a ton of bullshit if you understand what your goals are and have an fucking plan to adjust your situation.

HE'S OUR GUY

>>12667023
I'm sure that showing how much I love trannies and kikes is going to protect me from vibrant diversity.

>>12666817
>jewish nationalism
Speaking of which...

>>12667032
oy vey look at that candelabra chandelier dude's totally our jew.

>>12667050
Oh boy, two Holocaust survivors? Damn I almost feel twice as guilty for being white! Thanks, Trump!

>>12667065
Is this your whole life

>>12667069
Shoo shoo, jew.

I want America to be remembered as the only country to use nukes in 2 different wars.

Are there stocks that pay dividends on Robinhood? How does that work? Is Robinhood still the go-to for beginner stocks buying?

Why can't I long the Holocaust?

>>12667084
yes, and you just get them over time, yeah sure kid, fuck off we're listening to our president.

>>12667084
robinhood for more active trading, m1 finance for buy and forget with dividend reinvestment

>>12667082
I don't see any problem with this.

>americlaps

don't the leftists do their own like half assed bullshit counter state oof the union thing? what channel is that on?

i'm not drunk enough yet, we need to hear them say impeachment and how they still hate russia

>>12667069
I love old people, they are so cute :3
/pol/ is pathetic

Anyways, that was gay. Back to more degenerate gambling and putting everything into weed stocks.

>>12667136
dude weed

>>12667095
I heard Typhus is spreading again on the radio today. Thats pretty cool I guess

Shows over boys
Remember to Buy a few sharers of GPRO on your way out

Sooooo... SOTU literally a non-event, and Janet Yellen doing a Q&A tomorrow. How big will the green candle be?

>>12667141
Thinking about taking up weed now. The studies show that it lowers your IQ permanently and there's nothing I wish for more than blissful ignorance.

>>12667151
fuck that, sell everything. we need to have a large stash of cash in our war chest.

>>12667136

USA NUMBER 1

>>12667151
Gopros about to experience the Red Dragon

of course nancy is cold, fucking cold hearted bitch should fucking stop acting like she is in control and get back in the kitchen where it is warm

>>12667155
I prefer borderline alcoholism. It allows me to be apathetic when I want to.

Place your bets on Twitter tomorrow morning. Green or red?

>>12667186
Big Bull

damn the gap in this broad's teeth is almost as big as her ass

opinion on T-Mobile?
they promise 5G this year, but i'm not sure what to make of the merger
1 day until earnings

dude probably pawned his coat to pay for a new one that was waiting for him on lay-away

ohhhhh the laws where the workers were allowed to opt into unions instead of being forced to be taxed by unions. fuck the left

wow this dumb ass bitch

>>12667201
>>12667208
>>12667238
>>12667254
Baggie live tweeting how desperately he wants to fuck her

Am I getting this right? Diversity = non-white and together = help me i'm lazy and need shekels from other people

no just mad-libs her speech and change diversity to "non-whiteness" and together to "when we take other peoples property"

alright that was fun lets get back to this whole making money thing

>>12666865
Makes it more expensive for banks to borrow from the central bank, which makes it more expensive for borrowers to borrow from banks, which means less people and businesses are eligible for loans (because they can't pay for the loan due to higher interest).

This leads to less money entering the economy, which leads to less inflation and less investment in things that don't seem very profitable.

When the FED reduced interest rates (on loans from them to banks) due to the 2008 crisis, it was in order to increase the money supply, because banks wouldn't lend anymore and the economy was at risk of going to a stand still and USD hoarding leading to and being further exacerbated by strong deflation.

They made money "cheaper". Now they are making it more expensive.

They have certain inflation targets (2% iirc) and they try to affect it indirectly via interest rate changes. They also want headroom to be able to drop interest rates again in the next liquidity crisis.

>>12667203
They are merged with other providers right? Was it Sprint or another company like Boost but can't remember their name

>>12667201
which broad?
>>12667203
5g is hot garbage

>>12667168
Pls dragon no eat GPRO
Gpro try her hardest pls no eat
Nuuuuuuuu

>>12667329
>>12666839
That's pretty accurate... The only thing I might add is basically the USD is the world's reserve currency, and lenders are lending borrowed money to begin with which can be loaned out again and again. The inflation is basically the way the Federal Reserve is able to tax the entire world through the devaluation of the currency. This devaluation of the currency is targeted for 2% which is just an arbitrary number the federal reserve has come up with and set through their policy of adjusting the base rate.

>>12667377
oh the damn broad who lost in GA that gave the state of the democrats address.

Capitol gains poorfags lmaooooooooo

>>12667404
>state of the democrats address
haha, is that really what they called it?

>>12667414
I don't know what the fuck they call it, but I'm just calling it what it is.

I hate when the state of the union happens because /pol/ invades everywhere
/pol/ needs to be deleted and force them to infinity chan

>>12667421
>calls 'em likes he sees 'em
Nice.

>>12667414
>please don't cry

Hope people have been buying T up like candy while it's super cheap. That fat Divvy will pay off in 15 years. People see only the short term negative, long term the outlook is much better.

You honesty can't tell me that between 5G, the Streaming service, and Time Warner assets (films,etc) that T won't be raking in the Profit by the tons. Thus far things are moving in exactly the way Management wants them; paying down the debt and focusing on 5G.

How much Profit did the HP Film series alone bring in? Several billion if I ain't mistaken. That's even after taking out expenses. There is still 3 films left in the current spinoff series still to come.

>>12667437
AMERICA WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST COUNTRY!

>>12667437
he looks like he's about to cry for a second

question about short-term/long-term gains tax
i buy a share of XYZ today, then in 6 months, i buy another share of XYZ. a year from now when i sell a share of XYZ, how is it taxed? when you sell, do you get taxed long-term as long as you have an eligible share that's been held for 1 year? or is there some kind of memory associated with it and they pull up the most recent share you bought, which in this case would only have been 6 months

>>12667437
A proper American deposes democracy naturally.
A proper American kills communists.

>>12667455
Checked, have some in my Roth IRA

>>12667484
psst. the government changes how much they tax all the fucking time, your total income bracket is what matters most, and you can adjust it via actually taking losses or choosing to keep holding your fucking stock and not taking a capital gain.

>>12667470
>>12667462
i thought you were supposed to kill yourself?

>>12667564
There wasn't enough drugs.

>>12667564
you're like the fifth lci guy to fucking (you) me today.

>>12667564
He chicken'd out

>>12666859
lmfao powell will absolutely not raise rates ever again.

>>12667455
That """5Ge""" shit is pretty god damned slimy.

>>12667581
>you're like the fifth lci guy to fucking (you) me today.
there does seem to be a lot of them lately..

Am I wrong for thinking ROBO looks like a comfy buy in? Pretty new to this.

>>12667606
You know Steven King's IT was a great book, and I never saw the remake movie, but the first movie was pretty good. I read a few of his books and saw some of the other films he was involved in and shit. That image always gets me.

>>12667654
the new IT was actually pretty good.. I think they did a good job on it.. i honestly thought they were gunna butcher it

>>12667600
Why not? He did it plenty during 2018. Only at the last hike was there a mass fear campaign. Equity is still in a massive bubble (ridiculous avg p/e compared to historic) and malinvestment is high due to low cost of loans. The only valid reason I see is for him not raising more in the next 1—2 years is the US being dragged into a global recession, which is admittedly not unlikely.

>>12667668
Well you gave me something to do on a rainy day this year. You still holding any FVE?

>>12667694
no you told me to sell it!!

AAAAAAAAA

>>12667704
shit that was sarcasm... I'm sorry...

>>12667424
>untermensch detected

>>12667704
>>12667694
whats up with their SS why the big o/s and small float? is there gunna be some dilution soon?

>>12667710
i might buy on next dip.. i'm in SN right now that's been doing pretty good.. been trimming my position on the way up

>>12667693
the recession is basically guaranteed right now. another rate hike means it will happen much sooner.

>>12667336
Sprint. they are still waiting for FCC approval

>>12667734
hey... I know you are a fag with $500 in your account... really desperate for attention... but stop using my trip. Once I sell LCI the trip comes off... you don't understand

why do small spec bears love shorting XBI so much

>>12667800
Bulls ruined everything... Need a retest of December lows...

>>12666363
He did say he would tariff any country that tariffed him so...maybe?

>>12667008
Wait for CEO firing but ATVI on its inevitable bounce at the 40 psychological barrier could be pretty epic I think people are sleeping on a fucking overdose of Ambien with this Diablo Mobile game, shit could be bonkers in China.

>>12667905

>>12667964
Newfag... you saved all my dog pics pretending to be me... fuck off, trying to make good picks here...
Post your robinhood account

What is LCI Tripcode?

I want to LCI too

>>12667980
>>12667964
Newfags like you piss me off..seriously
This thread was so much better before fags like comfy... talks shit but never made a good trade... bet you never made a good trade.
Fags like pendulum and retarded kneepad girl shits up the thread...I shill SN and LCI and everyone talks shit without knowing anything about it... Noobs ruined so many microcaps...

>>12666326
Reminder that the difference between a faggot and a perfectly straight white male is the straight guy buys and holds SNAP tomorrow, good night.

>>12667997
#buylci

>>12668022
>>12668014
>>12667980

>>12668014
>Noobs ruined so many microcaps...

Ah yes. I forgot about your theory that shitposting in this thread actually has an effect on the market somehow.

>>12667997
#BuyLCI

>>12668033
...yeah... I don't know why this is so hard to believe... comfy shit on it... this thread has more buying power then you would believe
It's why we should have a stocktwits room, shill our bags to newfags on there. It's about trading the trade, I learned how to roll over money from a millionaire trader and all these newfags can't trade for shit. It's going to get delisted cause comfy ruined it...

>>12668053
lol

>>12668053
I'm flattered you remember so much about everything i post

>>12668034
more like bye lci lmaoooooooo

>>12668065
repetition is easy to pick up on... I'm like a monkey screaming in a cage... begging for a banana... yelling over and over again... no matter how loud I scream I'm never going to get that banana...
I would do anything for that banana... I'd let a nigger fuck me in the ass just to get it...
You don't see the cage we're in.. we throw our own shit at each other to distract ourselves from the banana, it's just meters away but we can never reach it
I scream at LCI, I scream at HMNY, I scream at ALT, I scream at tickers... I just gotta trade the trade
I have 3 felonies. 3 drug distribution offences... I don't talk about jail on here, but that's where I met the millionaire trader who taught me to trade.
Locked in the pen I saw the real cage we're all in...
So I scream like a monkey, over and over again

Hello

>>12668099
lol

but seriously.. trading is all about repetition.. doing the same thing over and over again..

Test

>>12668079
The LCI meme will probably be over AH tomorrow when they report earnings.

>>12668113
just trade the trade... they don't understand...

>>12668104
All LCIfag posts are the same guy

>>12668114
Based real LCIguy

what the fuck is going on in this gay thread

Please buy MNGA
Please buy AMRS
Please remember to short SNAP and buy calls on ATVI

>>12668125
>All LCIfag posts are the same guy
you really think that?

>>12667717
they basically have to r/s to stay listed

>>12668148
by when?

it might be a good buy right after r/s.... IF they r/s

>>12668117
Can you even ever imagine if LCI went sub mid teens?

really?

>>12668156
I don't fucking know, look at it as a fucking investment that takes a couple of years and is a fucking gold mine.

>>12668142
Yes. You're a schizo tard that enjoys talking to himself while others watch.

>>12668156
i'm just saying they could hit a dollar and fucking reset the damn clock. do your own fucking researchh

>>12668171
no his trip code got posted so now everybody knows it and pretends to be him, while I publicly post my cock and balls and my trip code but nobody could ever even pretend to be me.

>>12668193
that's because you use a secure tripcode

>>12668180
how about you fucking tell me some of your research since you are the one telling me to buy it..

I catch some one using my trip in this thread and I can be like alright, post your dick pics. Then everybody knows if its copy pasta or OC.

>>12668193
>while I publicly post my cock and balls and my trip code but nobody could ever even pretend to be me.
this small

>>12668206
Baggy we can't impersonate you because you're a skitzo who is amazing.
LCI is just a monkey in a cage

>>12668205
How about you just fucking calm down take a xanny and wait it out. They're fucking old folks homes. They milk money from seniors who want to be in the home with other fucking old farts.

>>12668206
nobody wants to be you tho...

>>12668201
only after hours

>>12668193
If you are pretending to be a different anon on an anonymous alcoholic jelly bread forum you're just wasting your life

>>12668218
>They milk money from seniors who want to be in the home with other fucking old farts.
they're operating on a loss.....

>when all the shoe-shining biz bois are screaming to buy, hand over fist

>>12668220
I want to be me... but what I think hurts the most is the fact so many people itt prefer to pretend they are you to mock you, but at the end of the day can't be happy just being themselves.

>>12668238
yeah they've dumped a shit load of money and just need to fill vacancies.

>>12667186
Red all the way new case report shows more uncertainty following an account that bullied Nevada and now they filed suit against twitter to unveil the users identity
Full red short that fucker make it sink to 20

>>12666326
Someone explain options to me, specifically how to make money on them.

>>12668242
>when you're a leaf

>>12668242
Reminder your puts expire useless this month

>>12668255
you just sell them and then repurchase them for less than what you sold them for, or you buy them and sell them for more than you purchased them for.

>>12668246
>but at the end of the day can't be happy just being themselves.
they probably have shitty lives.. amazing really..

>>12668158
Lol. Saved.

so this girl has been really annoying the fuck out of me lately and i've been avoiding her.. shes kinda crazy.. this morning she sends me a text asking if i wanna come over and have sex... i say no that i have some shit to do.. then she ask if i'm done then again trys to hang out with me.. then she ask if i wanna go camping... away from everyone..... Should i be worried? you think she's gunna try to kill me?

>>12668242

>>12668279
no man, it's not really as amazing as sad. they have shitty lives and find enjoyment mocking some one who's freedom and personal enjoyment comes first. if only they understood and appreciated how good it is to live free.

>>12668293
if this morning you mean around 1100, and crazy you mean she's the type that does drugs and has no sense of personal responsibility, uhh bag it up and have fun.

>>12668293
actually, no tell her you've got plans this weekend.

personally if that bitch is annoying as fuck the last thing I would want to do is spend any time near her

>>12668308
i've already fucked the shit out of her plenty of times.. and no it was at 7 this morning.. she's like super attached and it's driving me nuts.. but she gets crazy when i don't wanna talk to her.. now this camping thing...

>>12668318
i kinda do have plans this weekend.. was gunna go hang out with my ex gf lol


But she's a really REALLY good fuck

>>12668293
Nice blog post

>>12668333
How do i tell my gf shes taking time away from my trading without a blow up

>>12668333
i mean what are you trying to do with your ex? If you're trying to get back together with her it's probably because you two are holding onto the memories of good times, but you can't forget she's a fucking cunt and created a ton of bad times because if things were always they wouldn't have ended to begin with.

>>12666462
>Buy my bags
Memechartbubble.jpg picrel

>>12668352
Pitiful victim mentality. Women are not in control of their actions. They change their actions to suit the man they're with

>>12668341
ask her to blow you from under the desk while you browse charts and promise to uhh watch what ever bullshit thing she's trying to get your attention for later. then pretend to pay attention and just say yeah up uhh huh and you'll be fine.

>>12668257
>>12668268

ITT salty bag biz bois

>>12668338
thanks

>>12668341
I told my ex that i needed a few hours during market to trade and a few hours after the market to research and shit post.. she was cool with it.

>>12668373
itt a leaf that can't speak English.

>>12668352
you know.. idk man.. we just like doing strange things together that most people wouldn't find fun.. theres a circus in town and she said she's down.. basically just keeping each other company because we are both single and like to do the same things..

>>12668373
Bearlosers arent allowed to talk back

>>12668376
>ex
Checks out. Why are all women so fucking needy?

>>12668355

>>12668389
How many shares of QQQ for a woman like that?

>>12668399
I think you don't need a single one, you just have to go and talk to women. Say some kind of interjection to break the ice, discuss common shit and introduce your self. Getting laid is not that fucking hard.

>>12668399
3k. If you eat the whole woman you get a free one on your next visit

>>12668412
Chimps are pretty expensive

>>12668389
They are almost useless.. their main goal is to get married. They will suck all the life out of you and when you get worn down they will tell you that you aren't the same person they met even though they are the ones that changed you.

Like hopsin said... As soon as he finds out you got nothing better to do except him, he won't be around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlb-HWpDDx0

>>12668399
and for the record, if you find a broad that discusses finance with you and her conversation can hold it's weight as it carries on, she's either way older than you or way smarter than you, either way you'll enjoy it and you can even ask older chicks about what it's like being a younger girl. Once you get them talking about them selves they'll go on as long as you want.

>>12668418
I'm not following you...

>>12668441
isnt that dude asking how much a chimp costs? maybe Im just out of touch

>>12668453
ohhh shit, i got carried away for a second... Monkeys are cool.

>>12668466
if i ever had a monkey.. it'd probably be one of those little ones that steals shit

Go to bed.

>>12668505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC8gxuQQLxc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaSRDbRyavo

>>12668492
yeah but if you train a monkey to steal shit it's your responsibility because it's your monkey. that's how they got el chappo

>>12668537
yeah but those monkeys were hired indirectly.... and those monkeys stole on their own

>>12668341
Just get the blowup.

>>12668552
he could get the blow job, and then her mouth is too busy doing shit to actually talk, and they share the experience you fucking moron. If I had an option between blow up and blow job I take the blow job and allow for the blow up to be over something else.

CRON is going to test 14 soon isn't it?

>>12668597
No. Pot stocks are going to crash over the next couple of months. They always bust before a big bull run.

>>12668593
can't please women.. I say.. if they don't understand what you are trying to accomplish they aren't right for you.... buuuttt some people put wwaayy too much time into stocks.. i have a friend that spends alllll his free times on trying to trade... it's been over 2 years and he still isn't profitable... his relationship is falling apart because of it..

So when do I sell VOO and go full TVIX, this month? Next month? Give me your best bears

>>12668053
This is some high level shitposting

>>12668604
>No. Pot stocks are going to crash over the next couple of months. They always bust before a big bull run.
Thats what i mean.. it's going to crash down... aslo
>They always bust before a big bull run
What do you mean by that? pot stocks is very new to the market..

>>12668604
Too bad there’s no market on crack cause you’d make a killing
Pot is here to stay and is only going to climb as the industry gets more accepted especially with every reputable weed company taking hemp into consideration or cbd

>>12668616
I misspoke because I'm tired. What I meant to say was that there's always a bust after every big bull run. I saw it back in late October when Canopy and Aurora were around the same levels they're at now. Swing traders buy up the stock at the lows and sell at the highs causing it to crash before it's built up again. Overall many of these pot stocks will continue to go up over time but in the short term they tend to go through a cycle of booms and busts at a very rapid rate.

>>12668636
see:
>>12668628

Where my REFR bois at

>>12668607
i know right, like i made about 19-23 thousand today ate a nice rib eye had some vodka with pineapple orange and grapefruit juice, but women are historically designed to become mothers. Honestly DIS and anything that targets children are good investments because of how to entertain children is something families will always spend money on. The whole inclusion thing is to just groom a generation of children who are next to kids that don't speak english and only learn it in the classroom, but it's fucking retarded, now instead of mandating and allowing state or federal money to go to vaccinating children before they go into a class room, now we have a mumps outbreak in oregon and washington state. a disease that is easily vaccinated for and was statistically eradicated, but nope let the illegals come in who cares, bring them all in right. I'm just glad it's not my kid.

>>12668664
I'm gone for a month and not only are you alive but you are like a fifth of the posts itt. So what have you been up to?

>>12668593
No I mean a doll. Save more for trading.

it's like even if you couldn't afford to have the kid vaccinated, the state would make sure your kid is vaccinated before entering the damn class room and being with other kids, but that's just common sense, nope now fuck it get your kids vaccinated and get your self vaccinated. You can actually prepare your self, but you see children have to develop their own immunity and getting sick from different viruses is going to happen. Certain ones we can stop through simple fucking actions as a community or nation.

>>12668664
>but women are historically designed to become mothers
now they only want to do things to show it off to others.. they have a strong desire to fit in.. they would be the worst FOMO buyers in the market..

If kids are vaccinated for mumps what would it matter? obviously those kids didn't get vaccinated..

>>12668677
I dunno, I had another 3-some. I've learned a few things like how to cook better. I helped some strangers and had great conversations and made new friends. Uhh shit I dunno I am looking forward to this warcraft 3 rts remastered thing. I dunno... I guess I put my car away for the winter that never came. I think the coolest thing is that I get to look at the metropolitan division in the NHL and see my Islander's in first place.

>>12668678
>>12668552
>>12668341
I had a feeling you were talking about a doll the whole time..

>>12668692
it's greed bro. the media and the uhh entertainment is all fundamentally built upon greed and not personal responsibility. so they can strive for something they don't even have means to reach, but since they see it they want it.

>>12668678
wait post the doll with the lunchables in the pot with the spoon... I never saved it anywhere other than my heart.

>>12668722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atvqRY9LWwU

>>12668678
>>12668728
no not in the pot cooking the pot

>>12668734
Yep, the best things in life are free.

>>12668742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1wR39htJlY

ima blog post... my mother's mother, grandma the last 2 years of her life she was a shell of the woman she was.. The dementia she didn't know me she didn't know anybody, a frail old woman who had too many health problems, didn't recognize the faces of her grandchildren.... Her brain rotted away. She fought the nurses and doctors, bit people had to be subdued at times... It is tough what this disease did to her, especially because she survived breast cancer and stuff. Then my father's father... He had the opposite he died of the Parkinson's where his brain was sharp as shit but his body stopped being able to move as he wanted it to. All I want you to get from this is it doesn't fucking matter where you are, just make sure you're good and able to help and make friends, your friends will help you and be able to help you as well. Family is fucking crazy, but you can't see anything as twisted and fucked up as my family. Unless some one murdered some one, we have one of those too.

I will never tell a word my grandfather told me because I swore an oath to him. I will say he was absolutely one of the best Americans to ever come out of the great depression.

>>12668765
that's actually blissful, the first 10 seconds... I want to remember who did it first...

>>12668765
nevermind it's umm easy anybody can do it, i'm thinking of symphonies that use that same technique to bring the crowd down and back to ground.

>>12668835
my grandpa was raised in the depression.. he wasn't my real grandpa but he basically made me who i am today when it comes to the way i view life and live it..

>>12668813
I think friends can be a serious double edged sword..

>>12667107
I am building a dividend portfolio in robinhood so I can blow the dividends on options care free

>>12668871
sometimes the first thing i do when i wake up in the morning is blast this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC44L5T0FVA

>>12668872
some friends and some even family are double edged swords... honestly though some friends are better than others. I want to give you a medley of music that gives me nerd chills every time I listen to it. Who cares if you like it, just appreciate the damn rendition this one dude has talent, and I want to share it with you... I hope with an unbiased mind you can appreciate the journey of sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1QgLqWb0rE

>>12668906
check out NMM they have about an 8% dividend right now.. they just started it back up.. theres a lot of things going on with the company.. not going to name it all.. but basically they own 30% of NMCI which just went public.. the whole Navios corporations thing is a chain of spaghetti.. imo.. NMM is where all their insiders are holding... they bough back in 2017 around 2.00 i'm guessing they're averaging down and holding for that divi and are going to run up NMCI.. cash in their equity stake for a fat chunk to put back into NMM.....

>>12668910
wtf is wrong with you, do you want to wake up on a bade note? ALWAYS FUCKING SOMETHING UP YESTERDAY!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!

>>12668906
>>12668927
NMM has secure trade routes and you'd be good investing in them for a few months.

>>12668927
that company is hot garbage I won't touch that shit.
>>12668958
is this a fucking joke?

>>12668921
mad man

>>12668954
it gets me going.. idk why.. i listen to a lot of classical if i'm doing research or any type of studying... which a lot of people find weird.. because i don't seem like the person at all that would listen to classical.. like AT ALL. One of my ex gfs is a piano teacher.. like one of the best in my area and i would always just get high and lay there while she played a bunch of different classical tunes...

>>12668968
>that company is hot garbage I won't touch that shit.
i don't think you understand at all whats in it for that company.. like really.. if you went back through their filings and understand how all their corporations are tied together you'd see what i'm talking about.. but i'm sure you won't have a fucking clue as to what you are looking at......... like i said.. big time "partners" bought shares back at end of 2017.. that money was used to finance NMCI which is now being publicly traded... NMM owns 30% of the equity..... they just started the divi back up....... i really can't explain it any further to you if you aren't already grasping what i am trying to tell you... if you don't have a fucking clue as to what i am trying to tell you.. then.. Good luck on your trading journey............

>>12668994
these LCI imposters just get better and better ... i swear, its like they trained an artificial neural network up to his posts
top fucking kek guys keep at it

>>12669025
alright... off to bed for me

I don't understand options pricing

>>12669051
don't fuck with options on NMM for now.. way OTM.. look into accumulating for dividend then maybe selling calls.......

ima leave this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFJ7kDva7JE

I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP FUCKKKKKKKKKK

>>12669062
shouldn't I be able to sell $5 calls to buy $2.5 ones?

So, lets say I wanted a 40% return in one week, what should I buy?

>>12669051

$5 call options strike by x date let's say

You bought $5 Calls for Jan '20 that means you have till Jan '20 to execute on the option of buying 100 stocks. Thats what an option is. An option gives you the option to buy 100 shares of NMM for $5 a share. It is .13 cents because the probability of this garbage stock going to 5 is not likely by next January.. To break even it would have to rise 388% like it says in your picture... even then has to go over in increments to make money

The real money with options is gambling on something like SNAP. Say I bought $6 Mar '21 calls for snapchat. News just broke yesterday and SNAP is already trading at $8 premarket. This means that I still have till Mar '21 to sell this options contract for 100 shares I have the right to buy at $6... potential for it to to high is time telling.. time is your friend the longer the option

>>12669069
want to be frens?

>>12669078
but look at the prices, you get paid to do a bull call spread right?

>>12669086
Buy LCI

>>12669077

Buy REFR, might to above $3 ala news conference scheduled in early March. Always bet on good news snowball effect from previous good news announcement. Perpetual effect

Like how DNDN had bad news into bad news into bad news till stock went from $50 in 2011 to $5 next year to delisted bankrupt etc

>>12669051
dipshit you need liquidity in your contracts, and what you're looking at is a dumpster fire. Don't just trade options on any stock, you're fucking retarded for trying.

>>12669062
>>12669078
just look at it. I can sell $5 calls for $0.13 while buying $2.5 calls at $0.03 to cover them. It would net 50% profit per contract. I've never looked at options books before so I don't know how much liquidity there is.

>>12669123
found it. zero volume on the $5 calls kek

also tripfags burn in hell

>>12669088
are those prices the ask? Volume is probably just shit

>>12669141
dude pick at me for just telling you NO don't trade options on that ticker, fuck you I hope your closest loved one calls you to tell you your other confidant has passed away in a vehicular homicide.... ASSHOLE!

>>12669164
wow that's really mean

>>12669141
your math is also backwards and you're fucking dumber than anybody I have ever met, and i've met a ton of down syndrome kids and adults

>>12669172
you told me to burn in hell asswipe fuck you

i should pick up chicks at the library... they're probably really smart and want a better future for them selves.

BP raised their dividend.
RDS is good to 68
CVX wants to test 121
KIM is about to hit 52week high
T is near book value with a high dividend.
MU is at book value.
AAPL and MSFT will rise another 5-10% over the next 4 months.
CBIS is a turd and Dabney has been scamming for rongrongthyme.
ICON has Jay-Z connekt and pennies could be a 10 bagger in 5-10 years

Screenshot this to check back every few months.

Lastly, this forum sucks dicks and I feel like the ross trader guy on youtube makes money by listening to his member's buy points and plays them for his gainz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb0UmrCXxVA&t=6368s

this might be the best piece of music ever wrote...

>>12669282
Mozart couldn't even handle his cashmonies.

Bach>Austrianpleb

>>12669267
british petroliuem fucking yeah they do the arbitrage on the spread of wti and brent all day never a bad investment.

well fuck it, you may be giving some advice, but your aapl and msft targets are way off... go back to discord you stupid fucking nigger

>>12669312
Well yeah I could be wrong, I'll admit that but MSFT is likely to hit 110 and it will want to retest 112.
AAPL is just a volitle little piggy and you'd be silly to not think it can move another 17 dollars over the next 135 days.

Nonetheless thanks for feedbak

>>12669306
yeah i was listening to tons of shit, but for strings vivaldi is king, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA2GCF6v-s0

>>12669335
Yeah vivaldi put it down with all of his concertos for sure. They all start to sound the same though after a while.

If you want to hear a descent into madness just listen to the Scriabin sonatas in order.

>>12669350
nah just put words to old shit, that's what rappers do.

>>12669405
>>12669405
>>12669405>>12669405
>>12669405

heh there's no bread

>>12666326
I have a european passport, Can I Open a bank account in the united states some how and register to RobinHood? anyone know anything or have some exprience?

>>12669828
also asking if there is any trading platform that is cheap and easy in the EU