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>>12641642

Linky since Oct 17 here.

Already accumulated enough, barely even think about crypto anymore. Check in every so often from /g/

>>12641664
>Already accumulated enough, barely even think about crypto anymore. Check in every so often from /g/

Never going to make it.

>>12641664

Listen very carefully to what I'm about to say.

Ambrosos wants to represent external data (food) on the blockchain.

Walton wants to represent external data (RFID tags) on the blockchain.

Ripple wants to represent external data (financial transactions) on the blockchain.

These use cases are ENTIRELY contained within ChainLink.

ChainLink is the skeleton key that makes all these proects obsolete. It gives every company the building blocks to use oracles that represent ANY data, not just single use cases like food/RFID/financial transactions, however they want.

Ethereum is a blockchain with advanced scripting language whichallows running of decentralized applications (dapps) and Smart contracts. What are smart contracts? It is a digital contract planted in the Ethereum blockchain. It is a tamper-proof commitment of all participants of the contract. It is used to exchange money, property, shares etc, without a middleman. Ethereum's creator's description of smart contract is to compare the technology to a vending machine. Ordinarily, you would go to a lawyer or a notary, pay them, and wait while you get the document. With smart contracts, you simply drop a bitcoin into the vending machine (i.e. ledger), and your escrow, driver’s license, or whatever drops into your account. More so, smart contracts not only define the rules and penalties around an agreement in the same way that a traditional contract does, but also automatically enforce those obligations.

Oct 13 - 2017 here. Lost so much during the epic dip to 1300 sats. Sold at like 2k sats lmao. Ended up buying back in at 3k. Had 6k LINK and only 3.5k after. Im at 5k now. I never sell anymore only buy small amounts during dips.

I've been here since ico

>>12641642
Here since december '17

presale, I'm getting kinda bored with this shit so I just lurk

>>12641642
idk man but LINK got btfo by supercomputes in every city why are you even holding this shitcoin

>>12641642
You are a MADMAN

>>12641967
>You are a MADMAN
no YOU are a MADMAN

>>12641967
you are a MANIAC

>>12641642
Is it really you? I miss our wallet updates, and I miss the great coordinated binance withdrawl

I bought the presale and made tens of memes that made chainlink into a 4chan cult. Honestly, I never thought it would one day become self sustaining thing.

>>12641925
thats nothing, havent you heard about the shadow fork?

>>12642002
the good ol' days

>>12642000
no it's not me, i just posted the picture because oldfags will understand

There are no old Linkfags.

Everyone oldfag who bought this piece of shit and held it for 6 or so months getting motherfucking just'd and missing out on the golden bull woke up and realized what a dumb scam it was, sold there bags, and instantly recouped their money on other coins making them hate it that much more.

The only people who would hold this shitcoin are newfriends that entered crypto in mid 2018.

>>12641671
he probably has more than you but that doesn't make you feel good knowing that you are stuck with your pathetic bag of 5k link or so having to "accumulate" like a poorfag checking price every minute.

>>12641917
this
I bought a shitload between 13-20c during the 2017 nov dip but I'm also getting bored by this whole crypto shit. Not selling now of course but I just check things once a day at best

>>12642000
>and I miss the great coordinated binance withdrawl
kek, that was a good one

>>12641642
hey OP and everyone
The old larpers stopped posting because they made to many inaccurate calls or were just larps.
We know its possible there are NDAs and nobody wants to get hit with insider trading if anything truthful ever gets leaked. Its possible that walletautism and the 24/7 guys were contacted and told to stop.

>>12642323
>kek, that was a good one
yeah I was here and in the binance chat back then, I remember even the mods commenting abut hot vs cold wallet

I've been following it since early November 2017 but haven't bought any yet.

Did crypto takeoff eventually buy back?

>>12641642
>I posted some tasty copypastas the last

I noticed. Many lols were had at the replies

>>12641642
For me it was time to put down childish things.

Og here

>>12642542
Cryptotakeoff was just so wrong. Predicted it would keep going down during November ‘17 ATL, predicted it would keep going up ATH January ‘18. Just completely BTFO on those predictions. I remember they were in a thread here on biz and being ridiculed off the board. Haven’t heard back since, good times!

Sup faggots

Here, just waiting though. 40k, first link bought September 17. Been holding since, and will ride this to the end.

>>12641642
Honestly not trying to fud but I have a big concern with Chainlink. Chainlink has been on Ropsten for a year and everyone was expecting all these potential partners to test on the test net. The team even told people to keep an eye on Ropsten to see the customers using the network. Well for 55 weeks the only transactions on Ropsten have been regular peeps taking the 100 Ropsten link from the faucet. There has been absolutely no requests for data. In fact, someone asked Thomas why and then Thomas made a run to show it works. Well I see Thomas's request for data but it is the only one.

Why is there no testing on Ropsten? Where are all these customers/partners/devs that are supposed to be drooling at the potential of Chainlink? I know the lack of communication, lack of updates from Sergey, lack of social media presence, increasing competition from Mobius are all red flags but this may be the largest.

Does anyone actually want to use Chainlink

>>12643768
agreggation doesn't work right now so it's only a testnet usable for node operators not really for customers

>>12642516
Walletautism has a twitter now

>>12644127
link?

>>12644127
Walletautism came begging for cheap linkpool shares here once. trying to convince people to sell to him for half the asking price on the dex

then he admitted he already had like 10 or something. Walletautism lost a lot of respect that day

>>12641671
you will sit the fuck down and respect your elders faggot

t. 200k

>>12641664
been in link since the day it hit Binance. we're all too tired of the copypasta fud. Most here have accumulated and we should probably all work together to find news instead of make pee poo jokes.

>>12644157
Walletautism had some pretty naive assumptions about the dev wallets. Like why would each adviser get their own dedicated address? That would make it impossible to bring on new advisers in the future.

>>12644157
this
fuck that kid

>>12641925
>supercomputes
fuck has it really been 16-17 months

>>12642200
nice try. I know dozens of people that have been in since 17. If you look at the top wallets nearly 100% have been in since 17.

>>12642063
Stop larping just leave.

>>12644192
>kid fucker detected.
You're going to jail, pervert!

>>12642063
Fake damu

Been in link since ico. Fuck.

>>12643768
ayo nigga i aint tryna to fud but I got beef n shiet wit Chainlink. bruh Chainlink been on dat Ropsten for months n erryone finna expectin deez potential partners 2 test on dat test net. Sergey and his niggas even told yall to keep an eye on dat Ropsten to see dem customerz usin the network. Nigga it finna been 3 welfare payments n the only transactions on Ropsten been deadass average peeps takin the hunnit Ropsten link from tha faucet shiet. They aint no requests fo data. shiet, as a matter of fact homie some nigga aksed Thomas why and then Thomas got scurred n made a fake ass run to show it works. Homeslice, I see Tommy's request nigga but it be da only muthafuckin one.

Why aint no niggas testing on Ropsten? Where all these niggas at dat post to be creaming they underwear at the potenshul of Chainlink huh? Deadass tha lack of sergey n his niggas talkin, no updates and no fukkin worldstar presence, increasing competition from mobius niggas all red flags up in this bitch.

>>12641642
Got to 10k. Just lurking for the most part.

>>12641642
Multiple five figure wallets. Oct maybe Nov 17 started, and then consolidated into link as everything crashed since it was beating the market. DCA and only other thing I’ve bought was Holo the first week of May

>>12641642
Rent free my fellow oldfag

>>12645606

1. Believe the FUD.
2. Fight the FUD once you 'get it'.
3. Ignore it and be amused.

I think most long-term holders are slightly traumatised after we held for so long when there was no news and only biz research and the fact that it 'made sense'.

Ever since Accord and OpenLaw announcements it's been a comfy feeling. Still a while longer to wait is all.

t. ED.

>>12641642
Lad, we all sold back in December. Link was a good meme but now it’s a useless pnd erc20. There’s no mainnet and the chances of one are getting more slim. The whole link community is comprised of newfags and pajeets who bought our bags in December-January that are still high on hopium. We tried to tell y’all to sell but the meme’s about never selling were too strong.

>>12645642
>ED
Erectyle Disfunction

AHEM TINK TINK
Hello, good evenin’.
I bought the fud when the streets were bleedin’
Thick with the pleas of the Wojaks screamin’.
And no, ....
Wont sell till Bo’s ass is prolapsed from a long green reaming.
Until then I grow stacks like a swing demon.
while Jannies on bended knee cuz muh feet need cleanin’
Like, bitch, strap in cuz theres no leavin’
Funds are not saifu, these Huengs stay thievin’
Like, “oh boy!” That’s a low ROI
And the trend is just a meme that keeps the fomo dreamin’

The real OGS are moving on. Liqiudated 70% of chainlink from ico and am slowly accumulating LTO network.

>>12645307
ayo hol up itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! up in tha beginnin I was fuddin Link ta accumulate mo' n' mo' n' mo'. which I did ultimately when dat shiznit was round 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link. I definately be thinkin I have enough ta make dat shit. tha problem though is dat I can't stop fuddin mah own investment where I be literally all-in wit mah game savings. I designed a shitload of da most thugged-out hated n' posted memes regardin Chainlink. again... I be all-in wit mah live savings n' I have no intention whatsoeva ta shill dis project. instead I went ta crazy lengths ta meme fud whenever I can. sometimes I sit a whole dizzle up in front of tha screen n' I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't suttin' is poppin' off wit mah dirty nigga ass. but since I have invested up in Chainlink I feel helladifferent. mah behavior make straight-up no sense... yet I be 100% shizzle I gotta FUD mah own investment

>>12642516
This. Oldfags dropped the poo and we got the pee

>>12642063
Did Damu die?

Chainlink is literally unstoppable.

>>12641642
>>12646425
When i was in prison, the gang i was affiliated with all had penis implants made from whittled toothbushes... yes this is 100% true. They are good dudes just not super bright. Stick with me here. I watched about 15 guys get this done. Of course no pain killers. Some guys about passed out. You would get a toothbrush, whittle the plastic part to whatever shape you wanted; one dude made a long one with a bunch of speed bumps, another craftier fellow made one with skull and bones, some hearts.. you get the picture. So I ended up helping with the procedure on a few guys. One dude would stretch the dick out(me), two dudes would hold the guy down and put a rag in the poor fucks mouth, then 'the surgeon' with a razor blade made the incision and shank out (hallow out) the skin from the meat on the penis with a long metal tube. This was grousome and sometimes took 10 minutes to fully separate enough skin., then slide whatever the fuck the dude made into the dick and sow them back up with string pulled from the boxers. Then rinse off the shank and the next guy would sit on down... crazy! but it was fun watching these bozo's do this shit. And in a non homo way got a good up close look at a bunch of different dongs. No i didnt get it done.. only one that i know of got infected.

>>12645307
Hey kids, HONK HONK. I ain’t trying to *blows a long whistle* but I got *ding ding* with Chainlink. *Spins around in a tiny car* Chainlinks been on Ropsten for months and everyone’s expecting fwens 2 come to my birthday party. Daddy and Mommy even told me to expect to see fwens coming to my *toot toot* party. It’s been 30 minutes and the only fwens here have been taking slices of cake from the table. There have been no presents *sad tuba sounds* I asked Tommy why and Tommy gave me a present to show I have fwens. Guys I see presents but Tommy’s is the only one.
Why are there no fwens at my party? Where are all the *ding ding* that are supposed to be *toot toot* at the *does a cartwheel* of Chainlink? I know I peed my pants, ate a crayon, and got lost my webkinz account and all the kids at my school playing Neopets is a red flag but this may be the biggy-est.

>>12646537
heh

>>12641642
Been here since inception, missed out on presale, bought as soon as it was available on binance. Shouldn't have since everything else mooned and I watched my 0.50-1.25 dollar range chainlink just die. Still regret not seeing how Chainlink would take years instead of a few months and not just buying Steller or Ripple for some bullshit easy gains, they were 0.01 and 0.20 for me and went to $1+ and $3 respectively.

Anyway I feel like fortune favours the brave and I risked it all on chainlink, still bought even more when it was low and accumulated the 10k meme. Not extremely rich for anything more and I want the fiat for extra security.

Anyway anon most of us are still here. Copypastas are boring asf now, I just want to see some good news, I just really want to see a post saying MAINNET IS OUT but obviously these things take time.

>>12646875
if this fail, do we hunt the fat bastard?

>>12646676
I remember this anon, he was a hero

>>12646886
If it fails because we genuinely don't need oracles or something then I won't hold him accountable. He gave it a good try and failed, because of an unforeseen issue I can understand.

However if he just ups and leaves, basically scams or doesn't release a real product. Then I wouldn't want to be him with thousands of turbo autists from 4chan who lost their savings thinking he'd deliver. Anons are anons..

>>12646886
ADVICE TO LINK MARINES

Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to make it with LINK is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

ADVICE OVER

>>12646868
There he is

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Mate i am here since october 17

I've been posting in link threads and made a lot of OC.

I stopped posting and browsing here mostly. I really fucking hate everyone in the discord but they post everything from here so it's much quicker just to scroll through that than look through all the mostly retarded threads on /biz/. After December the quality of people on this board dropped so dramatically, even my addiction to the internet and formerly /biz/ couldn't keep me coming back. I also just got burned out on tracking every single little breadcrumb.That said, I have been a captain since 2017 and still am.Though I sold 10% i this last pump to 53c and am eyeing rebuying.

>>12647521
*I've been posting in link threads and made a lot of OC since November 2017

if anyone remembers i was actually the one that did the whole "sergey quit" and I'm pretty sure that actually caused the price to drop a cent and make link hit 12c back then.

>>12641642
unironically top kek

Nov 2017 here. Cant believe its been 15 months. Im comfy as ever.
Catch you autists on the other side

Tonight. Its happening tonight. Strap in boys!

Im still here

Did I buy the right one guys?

>>12647668
Based.
Link marine since post SIBOS

>>12642200
I bought 936k in the presale and another 54k in the ICO so fuck ur mother if u want to fuck

fag. i’m not selling shit bitch

>>12642516
insider trading only applies with regulated securities u cunt

>>12644165
know you’re role butch

t. 1m linklet

>>12646395
no were not

Started in crypto october 2017, I thought LINK was as much of a scam as everything else until january 2018.
At least I was able to ride XRP and XLM up before coming to that realization, if I started off just buying LINK I'd have 1/3rd the stack I do.

Oct 2017..

BSV caused me to 50% my stack.

>>12647884
Moon when?

>>12642200
im still here since the ICO, heck i've been here since 2013 when we were still shitposting on /g/.

Daily reminder that the only ones that made it in crypto were the ones that bought cheap and forgot about it until it was on tv

>>12647829
>>12647846

Post proof. Otherwise you are a fag

Dude, I was randomly browsing the chainlink slack a few weeks ago and saw the weirdest thing. Sergey and Rory were having a barbecue. Just a barbecue, nothing else. They were eating sausages. And the chatroom was full of people who were tipping left and right. And suddenly someone donated 200 tokens ($20.99) and says 'show pussy pls'. A minute later he donated 500 tokens ($44.99) and says 'show pussy'. 30 seconds later 1000 tokens ($79.99) and 'pussy'. Then, finally, Sergey stood up and flashed his pussy for a second. Then they banned him. What the fuck?

>>12641642
Linker since Jan ‘18 here. I will never sell. I think we still have a good 1-3 years to wait, but we will all emerge millionaires.

>>12646868