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Guns

I can feel this webm like I feelt mom of OP's anus

>>12636988
Everyone with a brain knows silver is the next big thing

it is unironically crypto.

>>12636988
short the stock market

a blockchain that only lets attractive women into the USA

>>12636988
buy bonds for countries that are going to shit and sell them once the country is bailed out by the the EU or the US or Russia or China.

>>12636988
FUCK, that is terrifying.

>>12636988
Amazon stock, S&P 500

>>12637492
So the line of mutts can continue!

>>12636988
the next big thing is the upcoming sto bubble. hold chx if you want to profit from this

buy puts on netflix ffs shits easy as fucking cake

>>12637290
>>12637437
>>12637492
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>>12638046

THOSE THINGS HAVE ALREADY BEEN POPULARIZED you god damn useless faggots

somewhere out there, there is a new emerging tech/investment bubble that we need to find and FOMO in before the normies so we can dump our bags on them

Find a way to trade stocks of YouTubers. Which ones are becoming irrelevant and which ones are up and rising.

>>12638473
it’s over. there are already VCs investing in those things before you have access to them.

the blackpill is that crypto is our only hope. nothing like it will ever come again in our lifetimes.

>>12638955
this so much

>>12638996
This. It actually is our only hope besides investing in a fucking penny stock on the pink sheets that turns into Microsoft. But that will literally never happen.

>>12638996
the point is to invest in them before they hit mainstream news, like Bitcoin before 2017 bull run. sure, people knew of some thing called Bitcoin. but until it was popularized by MSM, no one cared to actually try it.

this is what we need to find.

>>12638955
This could be easily solved with a dividend model embedded in Twitch's subscription economy. Or do they already have something like that? It's been a while since I went on there.

silver and btc

Silver

We can meme it to 100$

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knife_money
Zhou dynasty knife money

>>12636988
>big next thing to FOMO
I heard about these things they call "oracles". The guy that told me about them seemed very passionate about it. He kept interrupting my questions, once I start question, he twist his convo and start talking about some thing called "smart contracts". At one time, he cut me off by taking out fresh burger our of his pocket, wrapped in paper which had these 3D cubes printed on them with blue letters.
He says: you see, to make this burger i had to trigger a smart contract, oracles connected to providers and triggered delivery of my burger components automatically and send pieces to me unconditionally, second layer oracles ensured that components of my burger were fresh and good to go for delivery. Once they got my signature that components truly arrived to me, everyone got automatically paid.
I was very intrigued and asked how often he makes these burgers, he said 32 time a day.
Man that burger smelled real fresh, I'm all into oracles since last week.

what's the next "ancap"/unregulated/borderline illegal business? that's where the money should go to, I guess.

>not being all in crypto

You're welcome to point & laugh
just proves me right that the masses are out

>>12636988

Canadian weed. You already missed it.

>>12636988
>1post by this ID