/biz/ - Business & Finance

NBEV

The market is red though make a new OP retard.

First for dude weed

ACB is going to crush this week before earnings report. I'm betting they made 60 million

I just want my money back.

>>12623260
Bearpilled as fuck. The one on the left is a qt.

NATH essentially did nothing

I want to cum in Japanese pussy

>>12623287
Never, were going all the way to zero

>>12623325
me too fren

>>12623287
>>12623333

buy and hold kiddos

it literally always works, SPY is a guaranteed moonshot forever

>>12623333
oh no no no no no

Power hour or Sour hour

>>12623365
sour

When to buy puts on dude weed?

THIS

MARKET

WANTS

LOWER

>>12623388
Before earnings

Is anyone here going to start paying to post on 4chan?
>>>/qa/2579226
>>>/g/69623348

>>12623403
I already do, but Hiro said the new thing isn't supposed to require a pass, probably just a bug

> Shorted the bottom yesterday
> Flipped position to TQQQ
> Turns out I bought the top

YOU SPASTIC CUNTS TOLD ME THIS WAS THE START OF A NEW BULL RUN
AHHHH I NEED TO MAKE $3K BY THE END OF THE MONTH SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME

>>12623403
Nope

>>12623415
>five digit rh portfolio

Seriously what does everyone think if aurora cannabis? The fundamentals look great but is it undervalued rn? It's double the market cap of cronos. Which I know isn't all it's about but it's doing so poorly. Although looks like a good run could be starting

>>12623415
You had a whole month of the bull run.

>>12623448
They keep sabotaging their own price by doing acquisitions through stock

>>12623415
JUST

SHOULD I SELL CGC RIGHT THE FUCK NOW? I BOUGHT AT $27

Pure shit day.

SQQQUAD

>>12623415
Hurry and sell it and go all in on QQQ calls!

>>12623468
Just put in a stoploss

>>12623415
You deserve a loss. Bulls on this board are literally high on low interest rates and can't see the forest for the trees. You should never listen to anybody (especially Boomers and RH Zoomers). Just see what fundamentals (unemployment rate, deficit spending, debt (personal and institutional), etc is if you are long term. If you are mid- or short-term trader then do TA (yes it works) and keep fundamentals still in mind...why do I even tell faggots that bought into memes what to do, they never listen to the reasonable voice. Reeeee

>>12623403
nope
time to unironically GTFO (for good this time)
good news is theres a lot of other places out there rn and many have board creation (not to mention more and better features)

>>12623492
Fuck off with your fundamentals bullshit
I lost 15% of my investments in bluechips with impeccable performance that keep shitting themselves for no reason like Amazon

>>12623468
You have a perfect position to place a stop-loss at and let it ride, I won't tell you where.. you should know this

When's it about time to short cronos for a quick buck? How much will it fall to? 15? 12?

>>12623533
plz explain this for me

>>12623413
>I already do
and then you get bitchslapped like this
i know its not that much money, but this guy is a career scammer and doesnt give a fuck about his userbase. ask 2ch (if you know moon that is)
you shouldnt encourage him

>>12623415
You aren't shorting with a robinhood account

Do you know what shorting means??

>>12623550
Being this obstinate

>>12623528
You are aware Amazon's earnings are tiny compared to their net worth? You probably read an article that had misused the word "fundamental" or even worse watched some faggy youtuber (hello Jeremy). FAANG+ were literally the last stocks that rose in a late cycle. Everything else was tanking. The writing was on the wall. Repent motherfucker and pay for my future house.

>>12623562
You forgot your trip

muh food

>>12623550
>>12623562
>>12623571
stop arguing with yourself

>>12623571
Oh friend I think you got your trip wrong, it's
LCIguy#buylci

>>12623550
he probably meant buying an inverse ETF, like most people here do
I don't think anyone here actually shorts things instead of buying inverse ETFs or puts

I am financially ruined. Fuck LCI

Thoughts?

>>12623586
are there any free online resources where one can see what orders people are executing like this

Bulls getting castrated. I TOLD YOU LOAD UP ON SQQQ. SPY is going back to 230 in February. We have to retest the low before a real rally can begin. This is TA 101 dummies.

>>12623586
Wow it's almost like you have enough social skills to understand what people mean when they say something
Wow, very cool

>>12623594
Would mate

SGYP
G
Y
P

$$

KEEP AN EYE..

>>12623582
Whoops thanks friendo

>>12623602
>This is TA 101 dummies.

>>12623562
He right though
It's an important distinction

>>12623609
technically speaking, it's not shorting tho

>>12623602
SPY is down .12%, you desperate faggot

>>12623602
>he doesnt know about the breadth thrust
you should learn TA 102

>>12623591
>t. 2scoops after being laid off of AMZN to cover for bezos alimoney payments

also
reminder that brenden is now free, and all those who were faithful will have their shit unfucked for the rest of time

>>12623618
>pic
baste

Galt went red. LCI been red all day.

Shit day, Bros.

>>12623586
I sadly don't have an inverse SP500 ETF so I have to literally short it. Luckily I pay zero interest. Also no swap bullshit that makes money lose worth if I was wrong in my previous assessment.

>>12623591
Stop impersonating me... it's really annoying.. like, can you be more of a newfag? Lurk more, stay poor...
This is just a pull back on LCI, look at it's short squeeze, shorts haven't even started covering yet...
Are you this new? This is a classic bear trap... You'll fomo in when LCI hits $20... my cost average is $12 and I'm not concerned at all... Newfags...

>>12623634
>not buying at the $7.10 low
$STUDY

>>12623639

>>12623639
>>12623633
>>12623618
>>12623617
>>12623609

>>12623634
Galt has too many toxic shares... heard about it from Guy Gentile... sell it and buy LCI, this is just a bear trap...

>>12623650

>>12623634
For love of glob pls GPRO just stay above $5
That all me asking

>>12623639

>>12623650
NO NO NO IT HAS TO GO UP I NEED MORE HIV MEDICATION NO I'M GOING TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12623654
>Galt has too many toxic shares

get with the times my guy

http://investor.galectintherapeutics.com/news-releases/news-release-details/galectin-therapeutics-largest-institutional-shareholder-converts

>>12623634
little fluctuations like this mean nothing in the long term
the overall trend is bullish

>>12623650
I'd trade my whole portfolio for a bottle of her braps.

>>12623549
I don't care if Hiro is a scammer. I bought the pass the moment moot announced it because I hate solving captcha. It does exactly what it says on the box, and I'm happy to keep paying for that

>>12623594

Would breed. But fuck TME. Bought that shit day one.

>>12623650
im fucking dying over here (srsly tho send help)

>>12623685
SAD!

>>12623676
You have no idea what you're doing little man... like, what, is this your first day trading...? Lmao... they have more, and they'll dilute when funding comes for final testing... science doesn't matter... just trade the trade...

>>12623696
>>12623676
I know you aren't actually Big5Guy, just to clarify

>>12623671
To be fair I'm not actually LCIguy, but I'm glad you bought my impersonation of him
>>12623702
Sure buddy... go gozzle some cock... lol newfag

>>12623685
the problem is that the guy is gonna keep pushing garbage like this on the majority of users (who have no intention of giving him money ever for any reason) and it will cause more and more to leave until this place becomes somethingawful with a nu skin

>>12623702
I usually go by the dog pictures. Now I don't know at all.

>>12623708
The dog picture got me to be fair.

>>12623702
as LCIguy, can confirm that is the real LCIguy
accept no substitute

Let's all take this moment to laugh at the MNGA shills....

pfffffthahahhahahahhaahahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>12623709
Irrelevant. Starving him of pass money won't change that, and as long as I get what I'm paying for I'm happy. I'm not about to take a fucking moral stand on how 4chan treats its mobile users

>>12623720
>>12623722
Was I autistic enough to browse the archive and download all of his reaction dog images to fully impersonate him?
Maybe.

>>12623535

Risky way is right now. Safer way is to wait for the first sell off then short near the top of the bull trap.

>>12623748
>he fell for the feb. bear market meme

You can tell who the real LCIguy is because she always recommends you buy Sears. Sears has the infrastructure to take down Amazon.

>>12623726
jesus, whats it down..40% in a day?

>>12623726
Every stock that has been memed here has gotten JUST

>>12623763
yep :DDDDDDDDDDDD
can't wait to short this garbage
has magneshill posted since the happening?

>>12623763
32%, yeah. Just waiting to see where it bottoms out at this point

>>12623756

Bear market has nothing to do with it. CRON's daily RSI is now 83.5. The dude weed can, and has, twice, sold off mad during broader bull markets.

>>12623775
im gonna ride this pig back down to .20 LUL

>tfw funposting and forget to look at PnD trade im in
>it goes up another 50%
BASTE

>>12623729
>as long as I get what I'm paying for
thats what im saying tho
these kinds of things have a way of causing TONS of users to drop the place permanently. theyll get replaced with moar redditors that were too edgy for leddit and got b&

>>12623745
its the typing thats fucking impressive desu

>>12623586
>I don't think anyone here actually shorts things
It's not a big deal to actually short things, m8. I've done it plenty.

>>12623756
It's going to fall off. It's about to enter stage 4 rn

>>12623710
I think I've figured out a few ways to tell, but I want to keep them secret

COME ON CROP YOU PENNY SHIT GARBAGE BREAK OUT PROPER BEFORE CLOSE LET'S GO

>>12623525
4chan is Redditchan now anyways

>>12623815
The spacing/wording was good too.

>>12623805
>tfw missed the drus cruise

daily reminder bears always win

>>12623594
I wanna squish her little jumblies together.

>the ask volume just below 270
>>12623827
Holy hell, how much did pwofit make off that?!

>>12623833
High IQ post.

>>12623806
Yeah lol I did it within the first couple weeks I started trading. It's the exact same as buying. Just make sure your buy backs are in place and you're fine. People have this weird opinion on shorting as if it's some ancient voodoo ritual

>>12623492
How long have you consistently profited with TA? How do you backtest your strat?

So MGNA will bounce back, right?

>>12623833

biz bears going crazy over 2% drop.

>>12623827
i tried to warn you

>>12623820
no kidding
but ive watched this site for years and used it heavily for the first 5 or so of those. every time i think it cant get any worse, it does. a lot worse
if you think this is the bottom, i got bad news for ya son

>>12623845
not that much
i JUST recently put some more dosh in to avg down from that last position that got trapped. ive been very wary till recently (beginning of jan). either way, im glad i honor my pink sheet bets

>>12623876
no
i dont like oil rn in the nearterm
t. goy who got everyone to buy oil last year

>>12623892
this desu
sell ICs into high vol next week
free money

>>12623878
high iq post

NATH doesnt show their earnings

>>12623878
Ave Bogle, praise vanguard, buy VOO. 90% of funds in VOO, 10% for degenerate gambling.

>BST is green
Bears absolutely destroyed

>>12623878
Come back in 1 000 000 000 years, bullltard.

Why have you not invested in Anime, anon?

Just bought the mnga dip, wish me luck bros.

>>12623939
Even someone who invested at the top of the bubble in 2008 would've been better off. Buy in general, buy the dips even more.

>>12623945
Don't do it, buy $90 of VOO for every $10 of MNGA

>>12623945
You bought too soon, it'll go lower

Goodnight /biz/. I'll be back in 5 years time when every one in this thread will be a millionaire and living the dream

>>12623941
As degenerate millenials age and access more disposable income due to lack of children and responsibilities the anime market will grow. Genius.

>>12623941
because weebs dont have any money and pirate errytang

>>12623945
bid/ask spread is like 2-3% ... scary, gl

>>12623945
F

Green day bear faggots. LMAO

>>12623963
I'm already good on long terms, this is play money equivalent to about 1.5% of port.
>>12623964
Maybe, we'll see. I can see it going either way. There was a seeking alpha thing about how revenues were way up but share price was past the toilet and into the sewer so people who saw the dip and that may think this is the super duper entry point and hop in.

>>12624015
loooooool

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .21% today, my EAT is now strongly profitable. Today's Romano's is in Ventura, California and it's gone out of business so we'll have the place to ourselves.

>sp closes +0.021%

>>12624033
Up 3% this week, but I have some retarded options dragging me down.

fuck jannies and fuck niglets

>>12624033
ooouuuuahh

>>12624033
Up 1% today, Snap shorts are losing money, but clearing out my converted Pandora -> Sirus XM shares netted out a profit along with general VOO gains.

>bump the close
>opens red Monday morning and continues falling the rest of the month
Bulls constantly outing themselves as banklets.
When will they learn...

why do people own VOO instead of VTI?

VTI is way mroe based, literally the entire market it never fails

>>12624033
Sideways down week, but options are tricky so green week

Nice dubs btw

my gs call is underperforming, but i expect it to go parabolic next week. so, i'm a patient bull.

WHAT THE FUCK

I thought the VIX bottomed

>>12624068
VOO is the buffet boys, VTI is the boggle faction

>>12624033
Up a wee bit, JPM and BST based as always!
>>12624068
Because America is better, DUH

I managed to find a company that wasn't terrible (at first glance) that performed as well, if not better than T

I think I'll open a position with BEP using my next paycheck.

>>12624077
we're celebrating the fruits of our hard work. we're living off europoors' debts now.

>>12624068
>VTI

now that Pandora is delisted, what are people doing with their alphabet portfolios?

GPRO managed for close above $5
Am so happy

This what winning feels like

>>12624089
forgot to mention, blue is T, orange is BEP

>>12624070
thiwty thwee!

>>12624033

Fantastic day. Absolutely kino pumping on my two US dudes weed plays; Cresco Labs and Curaleaf. Nice gains 2x oil ETF as well. Took partial profit on Curaleaf just before close.

>>12624068
VTI long term returns are garbage compared to VOO. VOO has a natural filter mechanism, in that shit companies get bumped off, whereas the requirements for VTI are far lower.

real talk tho
how many of you goyim buying MGNE today on the """"""dip"""""" knew there was a 1:20 r/s today?
be honest

>>12624095
Bunch of puts on weed stocks near the end of the day. CRON about to get BTFO.

>>12624068
eh, same diff really

I always miss the fucking inflection point by one day and end up buying the top. A shit load of my watched stocks that I was too pussy to buy are up like 15+% today. I bought AMD yesterday and TQQQ today and now I'm down

>>12624108
what do you mean by this?

both existed since 2011, and are within .3% of each other in CAGR

>>12624033

down 0.22%

>>12624119
baste

>>12624119

Semper fi, lad.

>>12624033
Down 12.5 at the bell fucking kill me for ever buying meme stocks

>>12623287
Just hold. You never know

paging teh profit
i dont know option math, can you corfirm to me that BIL itm calls are free money right now, thanks

check these gains

hahahHAHAHA
WHERE IS NIO ANON

>>12624147
That'll learn ya.

>>12624111
It HMNY all overy again

>>12624161
pic related

>>12623901
So what's new with DRUS now? I read that they got a new CFO. The ihub page shows a much smaller increase in outstanding shares. Have they finally finished and stopped diluting?

>>12624173
>chinese """quality""" control

>>12623287
Current price. Ya never know

>>12624068
Why do people buy VOO and VTI and not VGT?

>>12624173
The only reason the chinks want that TSLA plant to be built there is to steal the technology like they do everything else.

>>12624173
>locks passengers inside for more than an hour

Wait, no manual door lock control?

>ACB

>>12624173
that's what i call a chink trap

>>12624246

Sell signal.

>>12624089
I've been holding BEP for a while now.

>>12624159
Based fellow slow and steady investment manager

>>12624126
Bro I used to be like you. Only did it a couple times, once with TEVA and I forget the other. But the way I helped myself is looking back at what I bought too high and realise I was stupid and should have seen it. E g. Just reached resistance etc.

Also, I just stocked up on AMD a few days ago. But get ready to sell, it's just got past resistance but could pullback the next few days by quite a bit. Keep an eye on it very closely the next few days. Although I suppose it depends on what you want to do with the stock

>>12624259
*Buy signal
Ftfy.

>>12624246
>Tops the chart of the biggest noob platform in the US.

>>12624228
we're gonna make it

>>12624157
those hi div things are weird for slinging calls
they adjust a lot of the extremely predictable shit so its not really that profitable. and in this particular case, look at the volume. nil. people dont buy those calls to profit. they do it to exercise later and get more divs for a set price prior to the div. you would have a TOUGH time finding anyone to buy that thing off you after it goes back up, prior to the next div. that is, unless you were able to somehow trick some poor sap here to throw up an ask on it

the options play on those is to sell OTM calls (or ATM if ur feelin brave an dont care about selling 100 of ur shares possibly) against them into the divvie. or you could write OTM puts for a similar effect, with the added bonus to MAYBE be assigned an extra 100 shares for cheep if it wipes out

>>12624033
Up 2.5% ($600) this week. Not bad. Comfy. I'm tempted to gamble for a moon mission though.

>>12624308
meant for

>>12624272

Most of the way towards a Warren Buffett breakfast Sausage and Egg McMuffin™ right there.

>>12624310
>trick some poor sap here to throw up an ask on it
lmao
*bid on it

>>12624246
It's because they fucking preload it onto the app's watchlist. That's why it's a keeper. As Robinhood becomes more popular it gains brand awareness.

is there a better feeling than dabbing on zoomers?

>>12624310
blast. Its not even profitable to trade normally.
I need a good corporate bond to trade, time to open up the ticker list

Is Robin Hood running its own options market? I can't figure out the pattern of which stocks can trade options and which can't

>selling $12 puts on SQQQ pays 20% for January 2020

Tell me why it is a terrible idea to sell 20 x $12 put contracts on SQQQ? Pays be $5k to tie up $24k. No way SQQQ winds up below $8 in a year right???

I trade on the toilet in terms of being dedicated. So by no means am rich. But this is my 4th option that I've won on. Feeling pretty good ! Who else had thier options close positive?

>>12624373
CBOE runs the market

>>12624419
Gotcha thanks

>>12624373
> I can't figure out the pattern of which stocks can trade options and which can't
Then you're looking in all the wrong places. Penny shit doesn't trade options, not to mention you shouldn't trade in illiquid options markets in the first place. SPY, QQQ, DIA, IWM, EEM, XLF, XLV, XLY, and a small number of individual stocks are the only things you need.

>>12624365
head over to the CME in shitcago then
just beware, there arent many buyers for corporate bonds rn in this market
hence why theyre sweetening the pot on all of these corporate bond ETFs rn.

you know who MMs on these ETFs now, post dodd-fwank dont ya?
it aint large banks
its private hedgefunds (zerohedge faggots call em """"shadow banks""" and tons of other kewl names lmao)
i dont trust those faggots one bit, and they also have a fiduciary responsibility to fuck you and save their OWN skin if SHTF.

rising rates time is a scary time to be holding that kind of debt. granted thats what makes em trade-able, more so than other bonds, but historically low rates for almost a decade was about as clear and defined a top for fixed income as ur gonna get

>>12623901
Surely oil and gas aren't dead yet. I mean, if anything, I'm more confident in short term than long term since when a democrat is elected, natural gas will definitely suffer

>>12624373
[redpill incoming]: RH sells ur data to CDEL. CDEL runs MM on most options markets in the world. yummy spread makes em gorillions. thats why RH is so lax on options approval

>>12624438
I was looking through everything just to see what could and couldn't and it didn't seem consistent to me, since even a number of reputable stocks don't have option trading

>>12624467
Define "reputable."

>>12624461
Literally everybody knows this already m8, it barely has any effect on individual investors

>>12624457
i think dollar will rise next week, market will move sideways, and then it will pullback some (spiking dollar more). none of this is good for oil

i still think there will be a massive 07/08 style commodities run, but not yet

>>12624457

I'm expecting bad earnings this quarter from oil and gas. Oil prices took a plunge last quarter, oil workers were laid off. Gas prices are headed to lows not seen in a decade.

>>12624387
I mean... maybe. I could 100% see SQQQ going way below that and maybe even r/s again tho

>>12624476
i almost NEVER see anyone talking about CDELs stranglehold on the options market. ever.

besides, i intend to fuck with them on every platform i can until they either kill me or hire me

>>12624457
I own shares in OKE and VNOM which are nat gas mostly and they have been killing it.

>>12624474
Nintendo. The Bank of Brazil. Deutsche Telekom

>>12624442
rates should be flattening or maxing out soon
like, TLT is the most oversold in decades, and its still probably gonna fall 10 -15% but then thats pretty much it.

on a more recent scale, the Credit spread is downtrending but also looks like a bullflag,
The downtrend is why LQD and JNK went up probably, the bullflag on credit spread could mean its time to short these again

>>12624457

Oil is doing well lately due to Saudi trimming down exports and Venezuala sanctions. US refineries reducing production slightly. This trend will likely continue for a little while.

Natty gas is setting daily lower lows for now. Not a good time to hop in just yet, although it may come soon once the lows level off.

>>12624503
>like, TLT is the most oversold in decades
yeah because rates were never that low for that long, nor were there as many dummies in the market buying debt (no offense, i HODL some too for div and hedge (NOT corp tho)) at the lowest historical rates in the market
>and its still probably gonna fall 10 -15% but then thats pretty much it.
true. especially since ur talkin HODLing indefinitely

but still, that means there will be a better price later
git ur divs from staples and banks for now like you were doin before
banks are a way better way to play bonds rn

>>12624498
so pink sheets?

>>12624498
yea senpai you cant trade options on pinkies

>>12623262
hahha it ended green
get owned scrub l2p

>>12624560
oh yes, I forgot Im already in a bond, known as Pepsico

AAPL a buy or should I just stick with semiconductors?

>>12624567
>>12624572
Huh, well there you go I guess

>>12623550
>>12623562
>>12623571
>>12623581
>>12623591
This is the main reason for the recent LCI dump.

https://theenterpriseleader.com/2019/01/30/blackrock-inc-decreases-holdings-in-lannett-company-inc-lci.html

>BlackRock Inc. reduced its holdings in shares of Lannett Company, Inc. (NYSE:LCI) by 36.4% in the 3rd quarter, according to the company in its most recent disclosure with the Securities & Exchange Commission. The firm owned 2,789,337 shares of the company’s stock after selling 1,597,340 shares during the quarter. BlackRock Inc. owned 7.17% of Lannett worth $13,248,000 at the end of the most recent quarter.

Idk what blackrock is thinking. Maybe they bought at ~4USD and have some rules about that they have to take profit when it 2x's or something.

Correct me if I'm wrong but won't Natural Gas and Electric companies be making a fuck load of profit from this polar vortex shit? Which in turn ought to impact share prices.

GE will be in a good spot cause I think there BHGE arm services a lot of the natural gas/oil companies.

T Stock forever! MSFT and DIS Forever as well.

>>12624670
Probably because of news like this.

>The market expects Lannett (LCI) to deliver a year-over-year decline in earnings on lower revenues when it reports results for the quarter ended December 2018.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/earnings-preview-lannett-lci-q2-153103268.html

>>12624692
Prices didn't jump from this because the vortex was only for a week or so. GE is also trying to get away from their power division if I recall.

>>12624711
>Probably because of news like this.
That should already be priced in. Everyone knew this from back when they lost that big contract. It was thought so bad that the stock was shorted down to "bankruptcy for sure" levels.

>>12624711
>tfw ill literally never get rid of this one share of LCI that i have left that didnt fill in my order because it was the LAST possible moment that LCI will ever see above 10 again
its helpful as a reminder of what couldve been desu
i dodged that -60% day on it by less than a week
prior to that i had a couple hundred and was harvesting ATM calls on them for their retard strength IV

>>12624594
GPRO will never become hokage

>>12624754
I'd put money the if they miss it will go down more.

>>12624758
I would never buy LCI and I post more LCI hate on here than anyone.

>>12624773
Isn't GoPro hurt by phones? Everyone has a portable camera now.

>>12624788
but GoPro is strapped to your head

>>12624779
dude when it was still above ten the ATM calls were netting me like 200+ every two weeks, per contract. never got exercised ONCE. i mustve done it like 3 or 4 times. i never thought some shitty biotech that big5 shilled was gonna do anything BUT go down in the longterm

>>12624773
GPRO already is Hokage.. hokage of me heart....

>>12624788
Let’s face it, no matter how water-resistant or ruggedized the latest smartphones are, they don’t stand a chance against the elements and terrain action cams are designed to endure.

>>12624842
My brothers iPhone sat at the bottom of a river for a week before someone found it and it's completely fine. No difference from before at all

>>12624842
>hokage of me heart....

very cute

>>12624842
rkg
you FX sometimes, right?
long USD rn, no?

Where is Sundown? I'm renting a hotel room next week and trying a meme succubus ritual for lolz.
Wish me luck :^)

>>12624842
What's the point of that toy? POV shots of looping tracks?

>>12624904
>succubus
theyre all fat chicks
pass

>>12623477
>tfw holding 17$ SQQQ bags
Pls crash I dont care about the rest of my portfolio I just need sqqq to moon

>>12624904
uh oh
try a servitor and simple sigil work first

>>12624876
>My brothers iPhone sat at the bottom of a river for a week before someone found it and it's completely fine
reminder we memed this into reality

>>12624952
>>12624918
Yeah I probably won't actually go through with it this month. If I do eventually do it it will be in a few months
Funny idea though

>>12624949
I capitulated my bear bags after Powells speech

>>12624954
forgot bic

>>12624970
>he covered?
>dump eet

Reading some latest news about Amazon. Seems that they may be going on a "buying spree" this year over fears that MSFT (Long MSFT!) is eating into the cloud profits. Which I'm all for, if it happens. Why buy Amazon @1600 per when you can bag an Amazon "victum's" stock way cheaper and get the same result in the end = Amazon stock.

>>12624992
because amazon is going to buy private companies and you're not an accredited investor

>>12624982

>>12624992
>>12625006
friendly reminder that brenden frasers (pbuh) curse has been lifted TODAY, and that all of that negative energy has been transferred and scaled up to jeff bezos, who has been crowned the new king of the JUST. i expect that baggy was once again right in his jewish instinct to go short AMZN on ERs, and again, off by a day/retarded for doing it on a one day put contract.

AMZN will never again see these prices and jeff bezos will take his own life within next decade

czech em

>>12625069
>69
correct

>>12625069
blessed post

>>12625084
whos this pretty young lady?
i like her eyes
very seggsy

>>12623869
First learned TA to trade shitcoins. It worked...for a while until I got justed over and over again. Fundamentals >>> TA every single day. That being said, you can approximate swings, local lows and tops. At the very least you can identify a rally. Sadly there isn't a one size fits everything solution, you have to look what indicators had a high correlation in the past to predict the future (that doesn't mean they will correlate 100% tho). Didn't do much TA on real stocks tho. Trading with just TA will make me pink wojak again, but I like to use it to look for contrarian signals to see if I may be wrong about something.

>>12624876
Good luck mounting an iPhone 8 or Pixel XL on top of an eagle.

The technology inside the devices might be all but identical, but it ultimately boils down to functionality on a practical level. Smartphones are made to do many things, and they are even perfectly fine cameras for a variety of casual uses. But action cams focus on a single task, and they handle that task better than any other device.

>>12624885
:3

>>12624892
waiting for small USD pump, but really ultimately looking to short USD

>>12624913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Coi4_BVL4

>>12624098

I got dem Siri shares. Not sure what to do with this trash though.

>>12625123
this gayass hipster invades my fucking spotify every time I try and listen to my neofolk bands. A pop-punk chick I met off tinder last year really liked it when I turned this on for seggs music though kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw0hfb6630Q

>>12625163
siri is breddy based, last earnings call an analyst gave them a rare complement when he congratulated them on building a "cash flow machine"

i want a new company to get the P ticker so I can have an abc port tho

Why is /biz/ always filled with crypto threads when all crypto did for all of 2018 was bomb?

>>12625161
>waiting for small USD pump, but really ultimately looking to short USD
really?
long USD/GBP looks like free money to me
bongs r fugged cuz corbyn and his cronies are niggers.

but especially with italy in recession, which is almost certainly cause some trouble for all other currencies. could cause a rush to USD

i get a lot of people are saying interest rates are chill for a sec so dollar should fall, but i think theres more at play here (plus i think the market distributes next week then goes down for a bit)

>>12625172
cool promo vid, but the musics kinda boring desu

>>12625240
greater fool

>>12625129

TA based swing trading is best paired with a comprehensive risk management strategy. It's not 100% of course, and different approaches often need to be taken for different types of stocks in order to account for their tendencies. For instance, I don't trade consumer cyclicals the same as I trade the dude weed and don't trade commodities the same as either.

I think the main confusion about TA's efficacy has to do with missing the bigger picture. TA is half a trading strategy at best. I would even go so far as to say it's a third of one, with fundamental analysis + news/rumor fishing, and risk management/order structure/cost averaging making up the other two thirds.

Take trading oversold bounces, for example. Not every stock is going to be a good candidate for that. You want a company that is oversold for technical reasons rather than fundamental. Or an imbalance between technical bearishness vs. fundamental weakness. Ie, stock dumped way harder than called for in response to an earnings miss. Recent example of that imbalance I traded/am currently trading is Altria. Altria has problems with decreased tobacco sales, however, they tanked really hard in the market downturn far beyond what should be reasonably expected. They have also diversified in to the dude weed (HOT sector) and vaporizer tech/patents.

Now, I'm not a pro and I'm not rich. This is just my feel on it. It has worked the last three consecutive years, beating the index gains all three.

>>12625252
>ongs r fugged cuz corbyn and his cronies are niggers.
>but especially with italy in recession, which is almost certainly cause some trouble for all other currencies.
this stuff doesn't matter short term
FX markets wont pull the plug on Europe until last possible moment
there still months / years of meandering prices until a collapse

WHAT YALL NIGGAS KNOE ABOUT SFOR?
I GOT 30K SHARES

>>12625307
shouldve specified, im talking low lev, longer swing to see if i can handle this shit desu
i called that completely unexpected USD/EUR spike last time. wanna see if im cut out for it or if it was just luck

Least SIRI is cheap. (under $6 per). Now that they have Pandora it'll be interesting to see what happens now. Either they'll do it right and profit will flow in at a record pace or they'll fuck it up and the user base will flee from both Pandora and Siri.

But at this cheap price bagging a few shares just to hold for a bit to see which way it goes is a good idea which if they do it right could payoff down the road.

>>12624210
I have puts on this and they've actually increased in value

>>12625305
You put my knowledge and feelings better into words than I did myself. Bravo.
Sadly I am a bit scared to do trades I actually should feel confident in, because I know this is a rigged game. I don't know if you are familiar with this, but I got justed in a leveraged bitcoin short position when Bitmex went offline for "maintenance" and bitcoin woopsie pumped while the site with most liquidity was down. Honestly the stock market is no different with Powell bending over for investors.
Good luck bro, I will try to be more confident and I hope you will accomplish your life goals.

>>12625305
>I think the main confusion about TA's efficacy has to do with missing the bigger picture. TA is half a trading strategy at best. I would even go so far as to say it's a third of one, with fundamental analysis + news/rumor fishing, and risk management/order structure/cost averaging making up the other two thirds.
some would say all that information is already present in the price action/TA

Ok bros, I have 100 shares of TQQQ at an avg price of 42$. I want to sell calls on it at around 10% share price every two weeks, which seems to be around 75$ of premium every two weeks. Is this a horrible idea, and if not, when is the best time to sell a call to maximize profit?

Should i make 2021 T calls

Any other WFT holders here? Or did everyone dump for profits?

>>12625646

Thanks fren. I think biggest revelation for me in ongoing learning process was these two: 1. stop losses are your fren, even if they screw you sometimes and, 2. missing out on a gain > losing a bunch of money on a trade you chose wrong. The conflict over stop losses is mainly a difference between short term strats vs. long hodl. Long hodlers tend to either put their stops pretty far below current price action OR forego stops entirely in favor of using the dips to cost average and accumulate cheapies. This is good strategy if your intended hold period is lengthy, a year or more. Not a good strategy if your whole approach is to grab small-medium sized profits over a much shorter period of time.

>>12625670
>some would say all that information is already present in the price action/TA

Maybe over the very long term that's true from a certain point of view. There's definitely something to be said for zooming out to twenty years worth of chart history in log scale and slapping down a trend line. I remember a boomer trader posted a projected 80% retrace for Bitcoin on Twitter during the max fomo period and turned out to be very close using that kind of TA.

srs talk tho
what is /smg/ gonna do if this whole rumor about hiro making the site login/pay to post?

see >>12623403 for details

>>12625749
>Long hodlers tend to either put their stops pretty far below current price action OR forego stops entirely in favor of using the dips to cost average and accumulate cheapies. This is good strategy if your intended hold period is lengthy, a year or more. Not a good strategy if your whole approach is to grab small-medium sized profits over a much shorter period of time.
well put

>>12625837
>making the site login/pay to post
*is true?

>>12625701
>WFT
Holy fuck did they tank hard. 0.78 per atm. With a high of 4.52. Hell yeah! Gotta wait though till the 15th till I can jump in and ride the next upswing for massive profits

>>12623305
me too man

>>12625837
migrate to 2^3chan with the rest of the website

>>12623388
now, it's going to 10x in the next 20 years

>>12625851
I think it only applies to those who use phones. But I don't see how. An IP is an IP; no mater what it's assigned to so no real way to tell what's a phone or a desktop based on IP.

>>12625837
nothing of value would be lost

>>12625894
no one is seriously gonna starp their $1000 Iphone to their head then snowboard down a steep mountain

Do you guys have any thoughts on NAM, African energy corp or the casino/gambling market in general?

>>12625837

seems troll-ish.

>>12625914

hold my beer

>>12625926
African markets? KEK

I just get emerging and developed markets exposure through ETFs.

>>12625914
I see at least one or two people doing exactly that every single time I go skiing

>>12625948
They're going to drill for oil very soon.

>>12626003
>>12625930

Where are all the MNGA boys? Are you okay frens?

>>12626052
I thought my stop loss was set for .25 but it was .22 and I lost about 50 bucks. Lost more on avco though. I'm not even going to sell that unless it goes under $5 because I'm fuckign angry as shit and praying it goes to at least 7 so my portfolio can stop being in the red.

>>12625882
im assuming this will ill 8ch before it kills THIS place desu
currently working on finding an independent chan for us. have a bud who is planning on starting up a freedom of speech centered, laissez-faire moderation type imageboard.
dunno what hes using for front-end, but if he uses the one he had last time, it would be one of the best chans in regards to site features, embed options and filesize limits

>>12625930
>>12625894
go read the /qa/ thread.
he seems to backpedal somewhat and say that its only going to be an "option" for phones. but the execution is so sloppy, one can extrapolate that this is a beta for the new default layout. not to mention it will obviously break all existing extensions like clover etc...
why offer an "option" for something thats more shit than the existing one? unless it is to be eventually forced?

and all that aside, i simply dont take his one word posts at face value due to his history with 2ch. this is starting to really feel like a complete rerun of what happened to 2ch when he owned it still (picrel). what i see as a possible outcome is that he forces it via loading the regular incarnation with shit ads like 2ch. also, selling emails has ALWAYS been his scam

>>12625904
this site can, and should, burn for all i care (tho /smg/ is the exception to this imo)
that said, im more worried of the effect that this will have on ALL other alternative chans out there. especially ones geared towards free speech. if this ends up being realized the size of the exodus could be enough to completely destroy/dilute all of the existing free speech chans. redditors cannot handle freedom of speech and will ALWAYS cry mods until the site gets cucked again. and the mods will listen because they will be the majority of traffic

>>12626052
>>12626085
real talk tho
did any of the folks buying into MNGA today know thy were buying into a 1:20 r/s >>12624111

>>12626085
I think my average at .17 or .18 and I sold at .235. Granted I put like 8~ in and 9.4~ out, but it was a lesson in selling on gains. Something I have a problem with, letting my winners become losers and letting my losers run for too long.

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>>12623550
What the hell is going on here

I hope the divorce details leak soon. I want Amazon to tank hard. Then buy the mega dip.

>>12626105
Who the fuck would buy it today lol
I was waiting to sell yesterday at 11 (obvious that's when the sell off was due to occur) but fucked up and sperged in at 11:03

>>12626105
I hope everyone did. I had no clue of the exact date, but when I was doing my DD I posted their request for extension on the enlistment from the Nasdaq on here. Do you know where you can see them claiming or planning on having a reverse split? I can't find it anywhere in the SEC filings, it may have been in their delistment plan though. I'll report back when I find it.

I want to make BARE MINIMUM 20K this year, but close to 100K at the end of the year.

How do I do this over the course of a year with $1500 dollars and a robinhood account?

>>12626132
>I want Amazon to tank hard
it will
>Then buy the mega dip
this is it tho
bezos will be ded within 10 years
see >>12625069

>>12626139
there was DEFINITELY more than one person who did it today, if were judging by the posts people made

>>12626146
>Do you know where you can see them claiming or planning on having a reverse split?
dunno, im not bullish on gas/oil rn (for the near term) so i never bothered with looking under the hood
i noticed it today when i posted that chart to make fun of the magnetards

>>12626185
Go back to last week and buy all the weed stocks

>>12626146
>>12626105
>>12626194

Okay so I found it. This was filed on January 29th 2019. I'm actually astonished anyone holding more than 50 dollars of it didn't post about it. Some people on here have a few grand or more. I recall someone having like 9k~.

>On January 29, 2019, MagneGas Corporation (the “Company”) filed a Certificate of Amendment to Certificate of Incorporation (the “Certificate of Amendment”) with the Delaware Secretary of State to effect a one-for-twenty reverse split of the Company’s issued and outstanding common stock (the “Reverse Stock Split”), and the Reverse Stock Split became effective in accordance with the terms of the Certificate of Amendment at 5:00 p.m. Eastern Time on January 30, 2019 (the “Effective Time”).
http://secfilings.nasdaq.com/filingFrameset.asp?FilingID=13181659&RcvdDate=1/31/2019&CoName=MAGNEGAS%20APPLIED%20TECHNOLOGY%20SOLUTIONS%2C%20INC.&FormType=8-K&View=html

boogedy booogedy boo! new thread 4u !!!
>>12626197
>>12626197
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>>12626185
you don't

>>12626185
spend the $1500 on a stock trading course. once you take it and realize you've been scammed, and money never comes easy, you'll be much better off and you can start over fresh.

>>12626092
I'm sure 8ch@n would eventually be able to scale up to meet the demand. That said, most of it's existing userbase are actually mentally ill.

>>12626092
This place and 4chan in general will die if they make it a "pay site". Who the fuck would seriously pay to post here (site in general)? The things that made 4chan what it is would be gone. There ain't nothing on here (no offense intended at anyone) that's worth paying for. Most of the content (pics, torrents,etc) has been jacked from other places and re-posted so a quick google search could probably turn it up if need be.

>>12626212
it'd be like paying someone to shit in your mouth. Some people will do it, but most people will find someone who will do it for free.

>>12624949

Nigger, why and why did you buy at $17?

I'm sitting on an average of $13.90 right.

BIG GAPS
I
GAPS

>>12626205
It did get posted yesterday, I'm not sure how you missed it

>>12626205
>This was filed on January 29th 2019
absolutely fucking BRUTAL
no one had time to even get out

>I recall someone having like 9k~
ii think that was magnefag, but then iirc he already sold out of it (tho i might be mistaken. i only stop by here like once a week or so)

>>12626211
>I'm sure 8ch@n would eventually be able to scale up to meet the demand
then you must not be entirely familiar with 8gag
it could hardly handle it when the GG exodus happened. errors every other post. granted that was a long time ago and they HAVE scaled up considerably, but if the majority of 4gaggers go THERE, it would be increasing the traffic by a factor of many hundreds. it would be like 2014/15 all over again, with the site COMPLETELY broken 75% of the time

not to mention it would destroy the place, and many of the older users would likely turn on it and try to destroy the place, prolly with a good degree of success given how shit codemonkey is at absolutely everything (tripcode related)

>>12626212
>Most of the content (pics, torrents,etc) has been jacked from other places and re-posted so a quick google search could probably turn it up if need be
certainly, but as cucked as this site is nowadays, its still one of the only mainstream sites that even MODERATEELY allows freedom of speech. and the destruction it would cause to all other sites that support freedom of speech gives me a sick feeling in my tum tum

ive said it before, but ill say it again:
"imageboards are (((dangerous))) and need to be destroyed"

>>12626272
I just searched the main threads for the last 3 days. I couldn't find anyone mentioning anything, except people asking if they missed our because of the San Diego deal or people saying to buy more.

>>12626296
People definitely had time if they were aware. The stock popped 20% on the 28th. The sites also all say the filing was posted on the 28th, despite the paperwork itself saying the 29th. I'm assuming they post these a day earlier so retail investors can get a heads up??

Also I found a bagholder on stocktwits https://stocktwits.com/LongDonJohnson

>>12626296
oh no I'm quite familiar with the glitches. I was there pretty soon after the exodus. But, like you said, they'd eventually figure it out.

As for the older users, I mean 8pol is literally the greatest cancer the internet has ever seen. If they all stop posting tomorrow it'll be too soon. And with /leftypol/ the less the BO has control over the situation the better. fucking hate that asshole.

>>12626330
8/pol/ IS cancer desu, but it NEEDS to exist, for the same reason that /b/ needed to exist on here all those years ago. its the newfag landing pad.

besides, without it there would be nothing to contain it, and it would seep into all other corners of the internet (more so than now)

>And with /leftypol/ the less the BO has control over the situation the better. fucking hate that asshole.
isnt it that one fat kid?
i know its not the cocksucker anymore
cant really say tho as i dont go on politics boards much. always been more of an /int/fag