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How do i turn 134k into 5 million?

>> No.12622875

change them to zimbabwean dollars

>> No.12622886

>>12622875
No i want us dollars not zimbabwe bux

>> No.12622901

>>12622886
>>12622868
buy as much chainlink with it as you can
wait a year
???
PROFIT

>> No.12622941

>>12622868
Invest it in index funds and hope to earn an average annual return of 7.5% for the next 50 years.

>> No.12623088

>>12622941
I want it fast

>> No.12623096

>>12622868
> Buy $fota
> hold
> retire

>> No.12623112

Buy 134k worth of Bitcoin, send to bitmex and open a 20x long with the entire amount on the LTCH19 contract. Close at .01 and you're all done.

>> No.12623114

>>12622868
i am inclined to think there are only 10 people on here making the same threads everyday

>> No.12623921

>>12623114
Whats ur point? Bump

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12623951

>>12622868
>Red rose
Fuck off socialist faggot.

>> No.12623973

>>12622868
Invest 50k in becoming an absolute fucking walking genius of ultra lethality in any value adding activity and then charge businesses a shit tonne to make them money.

>> No.12624150

>>12623088
Got to the casino, bet red

>> No.12624462

>>12623973
For example...??
>>12624150
No fren i need faster bigger results

>> No.12624514

>>12624462
go to the casino and bet on a single number in roulette

>> No.12624519

>>12623088
chx

>> No.12624536

>>12624462
whats faster than doubling your money in 5 seconds, repeat the process