/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for KDP and PEP

>>12612479
>the "no edition" edition

Green it

First for the most based state in our union, Colorado.

MNGA is fucking killing me today

Why do I sell good things too early and hold on to shit too long?

>>12612534
Greed

I want to share the love now...

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

JPM is paying me today. Then I got T, VZ, LOW, AAPL, O, PG, and SBUX paying me in February. And you?????????

Communists and Socialists will be publicly executed on Wall Street in the near future. The cancer will not spread.

KO or PEP?
VZ or T?
3M or ITW?

SSO AND QLD RISE UP PATRICIANS LEVERAGE IN MODERN MARKETS

>>12612591
KO or PEP? Both
VZ or T? Both
MMM or ITW? Both

>>12612579
Only have MAIN in February. March is better.

>>12612579
got CAG div plugged in.
GIS money should come in after hours or tommrow

>>12612542
Highest quality of living if you fit in the narrow scope of like acceptable human being for that time, and also aren't interested in exploring any ideas slightly unorthodox. And you get what, slightly lower unemployment and higher wages for a couple of years for that narrow band until your society collapses because it's just not a solid foundation. Fascism doesn't stop communism it usually just makes people want to try communism out because the other side was so bad. And vice a versa, see Brazil lol.

>>12612554
The line between dumb consumer mistake and fraud is a blurred one, anon. Amway, ItWorks, essential oils, nutralife or whatever it's called, the one Devos has a hand in. Legalize ponzi schemes and you get Albania in the 1990's 2.0. Rational actors wouldn't buy in, but people aren't rational.

>>12612591
KDP
VZ
KHC

DON'T BUY OIL

>>12612637
Side note Germany was 500x times better under Merkel than Hitler could have done even at his best. Can't wait for AfD retards to fuck off and die.

>>12612645
Why not?

>>12612637
nice opinion. Dont bring it to this thread

Holy fugg brazil ETF to the moon
Time to fomo

>>12612521
source seems to be https://www.dmm.co.jp/dc/doujin/-/detail/=/cid=d_082120/

>>12612710
Thanks bro, Mai is so hot.

BRK based as always guys

>selling options close to expiration barely above your buy in price with the intention of them being called away
>buy far OTM puts to hedge against a flash crash

foolproof money

>>12612725
selling *covered call options, obviously

>>12612725
what's the profit compared to just hitting market sell

>>12612737
the chance that it doesn't get assigned away and you get to do it again the next week and get the premium twice

How does BST get away with being so incredibly based?

I just want to take this moment to laugh at magneshill...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

>>12612725
That's just a collar--which itself is just a synthetic vertical spread. There are few advantages to it.

>>12612725
witnessing a discrepancy in option prices and just arbitraging that shit for the easiest shekels

>>12612671
Good bait. Take it somewhere else.

>>12612777
Honestly buying more. Fundamentals are good

let's see you post your outlandish shares now magneretard HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What's the hottest solar pick right now?

>>12612802
It's only bait because disaffected Gen Xers are literally turning into Nazis LMAO --<>-- mutti was too good for us

>>12612479
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE STILL RETARDS PROPPING UP THIS RETARDED PONZI SCHEME? housing is fucked, china trade deal is about to fall through, intetedt rates are up! I swear to fucking god i cant wait for the china deal to crash so i can laugh at EACH AND EVERY INE OF YOU FUCKERS WHILE I WATCH YOU BEG FOR CHANGE ON THE STRERT! YOU'RE TIME IS FUCKING COMING YOU DUMBASSES AND I CANT WAIT!!!#

>>12612812
what's the matter scared to use your trip magnebrainlet?

should've bought GALT instead you fucking retard

buy Taco Taco

>>12612821
FSLR is the only solar company worth owning.

>>12612825
I'm not the tripfag, just someone who's fallen for the meme and likes it

>>12612824
You mean the whole market? When the big crash comes I have enough liquid assets to buy back in lol. But yeah some of these dumbass whales ar efucked

>>12612821
I agree, it's bait because your reddit beliefs are becoming hated by more and more people. Lol.

what's up with oil today?

>>12612824
>market falls
>dividend aristocrats still pay and increase their dividend
>cheapies scooped up
>market goes back up
>increased my yield on cost
>more passive income for me

so....why would I become poor?

>>12612824
>cryingbear.jpg

*dabs on zoomers

>>12612671
the fucking germans have fucked up europe so many times, they're doing it again as we speak, but people don't want to actually put the blame where it belongs... it is the native germans who burned rome, and fucked up europe countless times through out history. merkel isn't a saint and is just as fucking bad as hitler. i don't give a fuck if this is bait, you should fucking actually learn from history instead of trying to figure out what the smell of shit is by calling it something else.

>tfw you finally have money to invest but the market is very late cycle

dammit, I should have held Surveymonkey and Tivo just one more day

>>12612834
why?
why the fuck!!??
enjoy losing your money dumbass!

>>12612840
> Belief in democracy, social programs & free markets
> reddit tier beliefs and not the bedrock of every prosperous country in the 20th & 21st century, especially those that aren't hellish dystopias to live in

More and more people are also starting to believe that vaccines are bad & funding education is socialism. This dumb ass populist wave is going to kill a couple million people before 2100.

>>12612869
Merkel saved Europe from economic collapse in the 2010s.
> mutti just as bad as uncle adolf
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Please. Time travel to Nazi germany and see how well you live dumbass.

>>12612896
They are gonna be back on the nasdaq and probably start making money soon.

>>12612897
Hopefully a couple billion desu

Holy FUCK Its raining and I just heard the loudest thunder of all time AAAA my ears

>>12612896
Because their profit is good and they're signing more deals with cities to expand. The scandals that absolutely tanked their value are solidly in the past. Just seems like it's got really great potential

>>12612868
what'd you buy

thats not Vanguard, what brokerage you usinjg?

>>12612921
Post pics of the thunder!

>>12612897
>Merkel saved Europe from economic collapse in the 2010s.
yeah and it's biting them in the ass

>>12612929
>>12612911
>magneshill using multiple pc's
wew, SAD!
can't wait to short your piece of shit stock faggot

>>12612812
>Honestly buying more. Fundamentals are good

Pic related

>>12612915
Then what the hell is your own personal system of morals? Has the entire core of your humanity been replaced by some edge lord memes about how cool Hitler is or some shit?

Hitler's little experiment winded up burning down Europe and bolstering the soviet monstrosity. There was so much suffering spread across every possible type of person. Seriously consider what kind of world you want to live in.

>>12612944
>implying the green new deal isn't going to replace oil and gas

>galt today

Hoping GALT sells/partners soon so I can accumulate more VTGN before clinical trial readouts
Very bullish on both, tho

>>12612812
>>12612944

>>12612979
Shorts don't want it above 5, that would mean a bullish cross above the 200 day moving average, giving it a lot of room to run

>>12612964
Hitler was a very bad man, jews are the most productive members of society and should rule the world.
Fascism is the only cure for the environment, and will ultimately lead to the downfall of mankind into a state of eco-syndicalsim
It's for the best

>>12612969
Hydrogen gas?

I can I maximize profit on people being horny? Is there like publicly traded pornography and shit? How can I get a piece of that?

>>12612984
Hadn't heard about this. I assume it's generally good?

>>12613007
MTCH

>>12613007
$RICK

>>12612979
Also it'll probably go up some by EOD, GALT loves to form cups intraday

It's all over for GALT, $2 by July

Any chance AMZN misses? I think they beat but their Q4 is their worst historically with on 60% beats.

>>12613011
nah i want more skin

>>12613013
close, but I mean like actual pornography that is distributed on the internet. where the sex is real and filmed, the rights are owned and no longer negotiable.

>>12613007
BLKD

christ should I just start a publicly traded pornography company, and you know the talent can opt in as shareholders...

>>12613038
I'm terrified if they do, their stock pumps out golden eggs but I worry if/when the goose will die

SHORT AMD
H
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A
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did you niggers buy DRUS yet?
im srs
picrel is me and one of my bitches in front of the DRUS cruise

new CFO on board (has a DECENT background in upper management too), and a bunch of other hubbub that may or may not be true, but theres volume and a lot of stacking the ask so fuckers can get in as of the last few days.

keep an eye on it breaking 2 tenths of a penny

!!! - less than 2 hours left - !!!

your Amazon revenue forecast in billions;

https://www.strawpoll.me/17340446

!!!

>>12613061
id buy it desu

>>12613066
I can't decide if I want QQQ calls or puts. I want to play AMZN but the IV is too high near earnings so I am doing it this way.

>>12613032
>>12612998
Yeah, its just annoying.
>>12612982
We're reaching the end of q1

>>12613081
I smell a selling opportunity...

Talk me out of buying NVDA calls

>>12613091
i mean if fucking dude weed can be traded publicly why not pornography. I wanna go find some venture capitalist and get this fucking thing off the god damn ground.

>>12613092
...So sell a vertical spread. wtf?

>>12613098
idk senpai that didnt go so good last time

>>12613096
The end of quarter 1 is at the end of March, my guy
There's still 2 months until then

>>12613081
fore reference:

previous revenue 56.58B
current forecast by analysts 71.87B

Really want to buy more GALT but don't want to hold it for half a year or more before it blows up.

>>12613114
who gives a fuck, i'm going to destroy the damn pornographic industry.

use my pic i bought amd hope i win

>>12613112
Too much risk just playing AMZN alone. I don't feel like getting JUST.

>>12613158
I'll play it with you.

What are calls and puts

O lord what have I done

>>12613165
they're contracts that change based on supply and demand. you should know by now.

>>12613165
call (you bet if a stock drops in share price)
put (you bet if a stock increases share price)
it's called "options" robinhood has this feature and you can use it for free

you're welcome

>>12613163
I'd rather go QQQ which won't get IV JUST but will still move with AMZN

>>12613158
So your solution is to take on more risk and have enormous tracking error for the trade you're going for?

>>12613186
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>12613215
uhhhhh what?

>>12613186
based

>>12613226
Call is for up
Put is for down

>>12613071
I'm down 85% and I'll go down with the ship

>>12613236
no it isn't

>>12613236
depends on what side of the contract you take

>>12613189
you need to throw like shekels at it and fucking make some god damn money.

SQQQUAD...I'm going to recover, right?

I didn't lose all my money, right?

>>12613269
You just triggered the Buy bots bro

>>12613111
>>12613141
fair

>>12613242
lol yea im not much better (avgd down a lil). but check out the new news. methinks there was a reason (other than the dilution, which appears to have temporarily halted since new year) that it got smashed (manipulated?) down that far.

>>12613294
just fucking wait until tomorrow when this thing is worth nothing.

go on buy a share of amazon

Should i sell GE before the market closes?

>>12613339
never sell ge

>>12612824
Yeah, if the market crashes I begin taking out max student loans and buy into the hardest hit blue chips and indexes. Then I vote for whatever berniecrat that wants to erase student debts. It's going to hurt so bad...

>>12613303
I was up 100% at one point, but ride was too fun to get off

>AMD

>>12612875
Honestly that's impossible to truly know. If you're really nervous about it put half in and wait it out.

yo guys sell your amazon... messiest divorce poor guidance, ima be swimming in fucking shekels tomorrow.

Nasdaq futures start smelling the blood

>>12613350
I'm waiting for the spinoff

sour hour :/

Serious replies only, Do I dump this mother fucker or ride it out?

>>12613363
i was in it before that june pop and have made a couple decent +100% trades on it, but that aug/sept dilution tidal wave caught me with my pants down and that last position got trapped. but still havent sold yet. the way i feel about OTC/pinkies is that, as soon as i buy in, i consider that money GONE. but with this new CFO (who doesnt seem the type to join some scam company thats goin BK imminently) this whol episode might have a silver lining

>>12613170
Every fuckin time

>>12613069
Still waiting on that faggot who said he'd open a 50k position, where's the proof?

Jeff Bozo please beat

>>12612841
Polar vortex is leading to mass stoppage on the pipeline for KMI if that’s who you’re wondering about

i bought amd at $16.4 late last year and i told /biz/ to buy amd back then
i guess you reap what you sow
buy the top again, maybe this time it will be different

>>12613479
Jeff Bozo's business is still growing and can improve it's position in all of its markets.

How fucking retarded do you have to be to buy (((tech))) companies like Apple, Facebook, and Amazon?

>>12613130
It's your personal decision, there's nothing wrong with erring on the side of caution
I'm pretty (maybe 80%) confident something will happen by the end of March

>>12613350
Thanks for convincing me to sell, I'm done with meme stocks

>tfw bought MGNA at the high today

>>12613529
Wait is there something I'm missing here? Isn't this whole market a giant meme and we just shit post with money?

>sold MNGA first thing in the morning
>check it again just now

I'm going to be sick...

>>12613541
Well it's fine i don't need money anyways

IM GETTING SO SICK OF ROBINHOODS BULLSHIT

>>12613529
>I'm done with meme stocks

The final pill is that they're all meme stocks. We're just hanging on to a flying magic carpet. We dunno why it flies. We pretend not to notice that this defies natural law as we understand it. We're hanging on because, well, what else are ya gonna do?

Bought 32 shares of SNE feeling ok for earnings tmrw.

just in the future, don't fomo into amzn before the companies most important ER ever. especially when the company is trying to hide everything that's actually effecting their ability to grow and how they don't even pay a fucking dividend to their investors.

>>12613590
don't be such a fag bag always fomo in before er

EATbros we're getting massacred

>AMZN
Where's 2scoops? Maybe he knows something we don't and could provide some insight. Not that I would ever engage in insider trading, of course :^)

>>12613599
just think of it like this, you've got a sink full of water and the whole fucking thing is going to drain, but it's frozen because sure as shit the mother fucker is going to crack and the bottom line is that the valve is open and unable to move hence this ER is going to basically take the whole fucking market down with it and retest the uhh, you know fuck it. I'm just standing here and you all can blow me, im going to make some shekels on this long put position. Once you take a fucking step back and realize you're a fucking idiot who's going to be buying kneepads so you can get shekels from faggots like comfy you'll understand. I'm fucking going to go out for steak and shit to celebrate right now.

>>12613586
I just grabbed some shares of Honda. I'm feeling pretty good about that tomorrow.

See you on the other side Nip bro

>>12613590
I don't have any knocks on Amazon not paying a dividend even as a dividend favoring investor they have a great track record of growth and reinvesting money in the company for amazing returns unlike fucking apple that just let's 200 billion sit in a savings account because they're too stupid to invest the money and generate a return. So yeah Amazon doesn't need to issue a dividend yet.

>>12613649
what did you say to me you little bitch? amazon is in a fucking bubble and not like the good side of it.

>>12613639

Are we shorting Amazon into earnings?

>>12613421
Was he going long or short? I was so close to opening the short over 25 but eventually did it around 24.65.

>>12613646
see you on the other side friend

Bought 323 shares of LCI.
Bought 515 shares of GALT.

Once again, I am SMG meme stock champion of the day.

>>12613640
we will see my baggy friend.

>>12613662
I'ma do that. Easiest fucking money ever made.

>>12613411
m8 if ur up at ALL by EoD just take it imo
that shit will prolly be worth nothing tomorrow, and even if it isnt, theres not gonna be a lot of buyers for that shit unless it ends ITM

>>12613293
>Lose 60%
>this is fine.jpg
>Add $6750 more to the bottomless pit

please end your bloodline, youre mucking up the gene pool

>>12613679
we're multi bagging that son of a bitch in 30 minutes.

>>12613694
im getting deja vu desu senpai
what makes you think AMZN had a bad quarter?
they seem stronk rn

>>12613708
cause i'm loading up on tlt calls to go with it

> 7$ per trade, no drip
how do poor people DCA into individual stocks?

>>12613714
lmao
why tho?
if ur tryin to hedge you should get TLT puts

ah whatever
do your thing
post results tho pls

>>12613729
they stop being poor you stupid fucking nigger

>>12613682
>>12613293

>>12613738
>implying i need to hedge the fucking best position, when this son of a bitch drops $300 in 20

Heh. Who's that poor bastard who bought MNGA yesterday at 25 cents?

>>12613729
do schwab desu
they have a bunch of managed ETFs you can trade w them commish free

Just made my entire yearly wage in 1 month of fake stock trading allocated 140k and If I close I could be up 17500... FUCK capitalism

>>12613293

Oh jesus wut did you do? You were supposed to bail when the last resistance broke this morning. There is no bagholding when you're short.

>>12613760
It's easy with no emotions or real risk.

>>12613753
lol
sure, but the thing is, with IV high, you know just as well as i do that those cocksuckers are making their own bets by SELLING you those contracts. theyll move it wherever they want in AH, then pop it back above a majority of their strikes by bell tomorrow

>>12613759
>implying they're not shaving shekels off the top to cover "management fees"

>>12613729
you're looking at the price per leveraged & inverse ETF trade
dont use vanguard for that shit nigga, vanguard is for boomer mode buy and hodl only
dont day trade on vanguard or bogle's ghost will personally haunt you and murder you, you disgusting zoomer

>>12613760
its a LOT harder with real money
its good that you took time to learn the mechanics but thats NOT the hard part

>>12613779
sure thing kiddo, amazon is going to drop like $500 in about 9 minutes.

Imagine being a bear the whole month on January.

>>12613755
I bought 250 at 29 cents today

>>12613781
one of schwabs big things is that their ETFs have the lowest expense ratios around tho

>>12613812
Goldman is pissed off bro, no joke they literally flipped on the switch and walked out the building

>>12613819
oh fugggg

>>12613812
maybe desu
i dont pay attention to big tech so much
but then they were also hammered end of last year, so i just gotta assume any carnage is prolly priced in

>>12613822
yeah i'm sure they've put their "best" traders on this stock

>>12613776
I literally found some shitty news website on new year that told me "5 stocks to buy this year". He gave the reasons, big ass companies, hitting close to the bottom and has huge cash reserves.

The hard part is chosing you're timing but that just means do be desperate. If you're sitting on 140k cash in the bank there's no risk.

>>12613835
this one's going to send the whole market down, and nobody is able to profit off the volatility with our boys at barclays not letting y'all niggers hedge with volatility.

YOU FUCKING NIGGER KIKES CAN ALL BLOW ME!!!!

>>12613819
Bought back in 4500 shares at 21 cents

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .01%, no time to trade or watch the markets. What the FUCK is going on at EAT?

>all in amazon

>>12613878
Down 3%. Literally entire because of mnga, but I bought more when it hit .20 anyway

AMZN beat

should have known they were gonna paint 270 on monthly

>>12613855
good job btw
big sells on the bell

looks like its recovering rn, but well see tomorrow i guess

>>12613878
+2.2%
my restaurants are getting rekt though

>>12613870
BTFOOOOOO

>>12613878

Mixed day. Up on Constellation, Altria, Cresco Labs, Curaleaf. Down a little after being up this morning on oil. Not sure if natty gas has bottomed out yet but I entered today with a small position.


>>12613870

You wanna a popsicle?

>>12613895
280 next month

>>12613759
That's what I do. I have 829.0834 shares of SCHK at the moment. Plus a couple grand to trade here and there.

>>12613878
Up 0.8% ($184).

>>12613870

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

GET FUCKED

so amazon, apple beats confirm the golden bull is back on right

>>12613878
Realized: +$5.26
Unrealized: +$63.00

>>12613932
Pretty much. We're going to the moon.

>>12613878
0.27% up that would be more but 1 of my calls is lagging.

>>12613936
Based frogposter.

>>12612579

>SBUX AAPL PG

Wew lad they’ve been hit hard recently. Also AAPL pays a shot divvy. I have F on the way. Bought at the low.

he fell for the amzn natural and organic growth meme

AMZN options getting absolutely dicked down by IV

>>12613008
No lol price will go to ~$4 and be shorted back to under a dollar by next week.

>>12613932

Looks like it. Whole reason there was turbulence before was concern than earnings would miss and concern that Powell would be his usual reckless self. Earnings meet or beat for most of the big companies, Powell softens up. So yeah. Bullish. TA on the indices reflect the same.

Amazon is down in after hours

lmao

WHY IS AMAZON RED AFTER HOURS IF THEY FUCKING BEAT

>>12612777
Why? MNGA made a solid ass fucking run

Might be over now.. but it did run up hard you faggot

>>12613989
>>12613997
NO NO NO NO NO

>>12613885
Yikes

what are these fucking guys snake oil salesmen?

AWS introduced Amazon Managed Blockchain a new service to help companies build applications where multiple parties can execute transactions without the need for a trusted, central authority. Amazon Managed Blockchain makes it easy to create and manage scalable blockchain networks using the popular, open source Ethereum and Hyperledger Fabric frameworks. With a few clicks in the AWS Management Console, customers can set up a blockchain network that can span multiple AWS accounts and scale to support thousands of applications and millions of transactions.

>AMD SHORTS @ tomorrow's open

>>12613998
who the fuck is this fucking retarded?

>>12613998
fuck off fake LCIguy

what the fuck does this mean?

"Amazon (AMZN) Tops Q4 EPS by 37c, Q1 Guidance Misses"

>>12612911
it'll be back under a dollar by next week faggot

>>12614012
>what are these fucking guys snake oil salesmen?
yes
also cia assets
hence why i never bet for or against them

>>12614044

They beat for Q4 but issued guidance that Q1 may underwhelm.

>>12614044
They guided down for the 1st quarter...

>>12613997

https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/amazon-firstquarter-sales-forecast-misses-estimates-1765634

>>12614024
I hope more people do short it, I welcome it with open arms. A lot of it is people just talking - people always love to talk, but acting is a completely different endeavor. It'll just push the stock higher when the squeeze comes. The tech is there, it's hard to argue against that cold hard fact.

>>12614043
Seriously tho.. that shit made a good run... this thread is getting out of hand with retardation

>>12614065
so why is nobody selling this fucking shit? does some one know I'm trying to unload some overpriced shares on some asshole or something?

where the fuck is the damn volatility, the fucking AMZN volatility is broken or something.

>>12613759
Vanguards ETFs are commission free too, but ETFs just like mutual funds diffuse high gains of individual stocks over 300+ other stocks in the basket.

I’m ruined

brb getting rope

>>12614073
Anon you seem very invested in this, did you long at $23?

welp that's it.... I just fucking lost my ass again on AMZN earnings because I shorted it.

MM raping everyone with options on AMZN

>>12614127
I'm long for about 80k at ~$31. It'll probably hit that level again by mid-summer, as they continue to take market share from their competitors. I expect it to hit mid-40s by EOY. Not that I'll sell there either, I'm holding this bag until Intel/Nvidia provide real competition. Until then, despite what bears say, it's going to keep going up as their earnings continue to increase by double digits YOY.

>>12614135
stroke my cock eat my balls.

>>12614134
actually an epic play. I mean who wouldn't short AMZN after Christmas 2018 earnings

>>12614134
>shorted it
>amazon down AH
>lost ass

????

>>12614150
That is priced into the estimates for Q4

once again, moric degenerate gamblers donating money to the experts

*boomer dab

>>12614158
needs to drop like another 8 fucking percent for my put to even be able to be sold for a loss.

>>12614158
It's even on the day. It lost all the gains from the day, but IV is going to rape everyone now.

so good trading am feeling almost imba

>>12614191
nice gains all month

>>12614184
>>12614190

I guess it's a good thing I don't fuck with options and just long everything instead

>>12613878
Mild red day, but I ejaculated into the vagina of a gal I had a crush on in hs a couple times this morning, so in a blissful idgaf cloud of smug right now


According to my Fitbit, I burned 4000 calories today before noon

Any big earnings surprises so far today?

>>12613755
Bought 1k @ 0.18

>amazon light on guidance
Is this the new paradigm?
>Go light on guidance so you don't get btfo on earnings day?
Its not very respectful of the shareholders.

>>12613974
Days like today remind me why I'm glad to be out of AMZN

It's amazing to hold when it rises, but share price when it drops is terrible

Did you finally stop gambling on AMZN options? Or winning them now?

>>12614200
pfffff

STOP TALKING ABOUT CHINA

>>12614184
>>12614190
yea thats why i swore off options on ERs last spring desu
short strangles into hi IV, or its not worth the risk imo

>>12613755
>I was gonna sell at 11:00
>it was freezing
>didn't want to pull my glove off to look at my phone on my way to my car.
>get to car
>11:03
>22 cents

I'm out a hundo

>>12614205
this guy

>>12614205
Did it count you jerking off 7 times as running?

>>12614240
wew
this bitch is built like a fucking fridge

Is Guy Gentile the best bro-trader?

i can feel the bear coming for CRON

Futures now +1%
absolutely Bullish

>>12614300
I didn't realize it was 8am EST

>>12614283
This is a prime example of that talk I was speaking about. I bet dollars to donuts they don't even have a position on the stock, they're just talking.

>>12614044
I can see maybe taking an analyst's estimate of the next ER number a little seriously, but why would I trust some schmuck's guess of what the next quarter's guidance for future quarters will be? That's just a shitpost, really.

>>12614328
its honestly just a guide line really. who fucking cares.

>>12614328
i remember a wise man once said, shuddup and buy it nya.

getting slightly drunk at evenings as normal :=]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogEGxsJcSY

btw BB do not use backing tracks, about 90% of rock bands use them, meaning today's lvie bands about 90% DO NOT actually play 100% live while most people think they do! :O so they play half life, which is different than playback

>>12613841
Everyone is a genius in a bull market

As long as you didn't put your money in garbage lowcap stocks you'd be up since New year's. The entire market has rallied 10% since December 31st, even more if you put it into any company with good fundamentals instead of ETFs.

>taco after hours
better not be a gay glitch

>>12614290

If past behaviour on the dude weed is anything to go on, it'll retrace 25% in as little as a single day, bear trap back about half of that or possibly go straight back to a double top, 50%+ crash, consolidate, and resume.

The dude weed isn't losing top meme stock sector ranking any time soon. After the violent dumpening that's coming it'll rise again, and again, and so on. I think the next US federal election will have several candidates in the primaries running with federal legalization included in their platform. Doesn't even matter if they win, so long as it FEELS like the ball is rolling down hill towards fed legal during the campaign season, it will be enough to fuel more speculative bubbling.

so pissed off right now

>>12613004
authoritarian countries have a worse environmental record than democartics tho...

>>12614275
No I switch what wrist it's on when I jack off, so jerking it does not equal steps
FIT makes good tech, as long as you don't fist her past your wrist, it's all good!

I think a few positions with me behind her caused step count to go up, but the heart rate (and technically breathing rate) is more important for calorie burning with aerobic exercise like that

>Jerked off once last night
>Only got to finish inside her twice before she left
Oh well, there are worse problems to have in life

>>12612579
>mfw $1990 in dividends in 2019

>>12614436
this next drinks for you

always remember Total Loss

Holy moly these futures tho. S&P and Nasdaq both green in excess of 1%.

>>12614446
>finish inside her

nigga you trying to pay 18 years of child support?

>>12614459
How much do you have invested, sir?

>>12612868
Who here /steadygains/

>>12614500
Confidence is back, the fact we pulled through the 4th quarter roller coaster without imploding is extremely reassuring to investors, and we have some wiggle room with interest rates in case the economy slows.
The market has conquered its worst fears and come out like a champ. Im all bull now.

I just brought three shares of SPDR high dividend, how did I do so far.

>>12612936
that's in fidelity. here's my distribution

>>12614562
BASED

>>12614568
>Im all bull now

Yep, ditto. Covered Nasdaq short first thing this morning. That stung but thankfully my longs covered the loss. Onwards and upwards.

>>12614548
$75740 in stocks - but only ~$39k in funds with div.

>panic sell AMZN ah for a $400 loss
>it immediately shoots back up

>>12614669
just hold and be yourself

OH BABY

>>12614521
>>nigga you trying to pay 18 years of child support?
by checking a magical calendar we know she should be good for a few more days before we would ever need to start pulling out

besides, thats what abortions are for

everything is golden as long as her bf doesnt find out

>>12614669
either get more capital, or find a new stock that is less pricy

if you cant manage your panic, the low liquidity from such large share prices will mark you PDT or lose out on opportunities

>>12614669

>>12614727
>bringing up sex randomly in an investing thread on 4chan
>thinking we're going to believe anyone is getting cucked in this situation but you

Yikes. Enjoy 18 years of child support for Chad's children.

oh man I'm going through my old /smg/ folder
some fucking gold in here

>>12614755
Based Powell looks the best of all in this. So much pressure to not raise in december but hodl to his principles to do the needful thing. Now in hindsight it was a great hedge offering strength. I think we can be assured of 2 more .25 hikes this year but Im not even phased. The unknowns have been taken care of.

Trump delayed again the deal with China

>>12612531
Why didn’t you buy at .17 and sell at .25?

>>12614798
>implying there will be another hike

>>12614808
No he didn't. Fake News.

>>12614836
Horrible housing could change the tune but outside of that its a forgone conclusion senpai.

>>12614798
Yes! A toast! To every one of you!

>>12614854
in usa is very different than in europe, asia and australia. most loans are fixed rates, so raising rates starts to effect mainly new loans, not the loan base! this is why you have delayed effect on housing prices. 3% rates = 5% loan, 5% rates = 7% loan etc. in europe and asia you have mixed fixes and floating mortgages, so rising rates have quicker impact there on housing. then you have the ridiculous student loan crisis getting worse in usa that is why kids are not able ever to pay houses, 50% are not even paying back they student loans they can barely pay interest

>>12614798
I've a question: are the dates for such announcements (things concerning rates) scheduled or can it be done anytime without warning? I'm not familiair with US stuff.

off by one ohhhh
>>12614998
>>12614998
>>12614998

>>12614986
Yes the fed holds 8 scheduled rate hike meetings.
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomccalendars.htm

>>12614986
yes, they Fed has 8 scheduled meetings per year. an unanticipated meeting would be highly unusual, the Fed takes care not to do anything unexpected

you can find a schedule here
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomccalendars.htm

>>12615027
Beat u

>>12615046
delet

>>12615024
>>12615027
Thanks

>>12615010

Reposting

https://stocktwits.com/richrichards/message/152354827

Mite b interesting... definitely on my Robinhood watchlist

Green today. GE had a good day for once. I think they may be on track to turning things around, least going by the earnings report. The healthcare spinoff is coming sometime in 2019. GE now claims to be keeping a controlling interest in it (51%) and the rest will be split between shareholders and the ipo. What the exact percentages are is still up in the air. They've done the same with BHGE, kept a controlling interest (50.08), with some of it sold for profit and the rest traded under BHGE. The plan is to eventually split off the remaining stake with shareholders getting a chunk of it and I guess the rest will be sold. The Wabtech deal is closing end of February. GE shareholders will get 24% stake in W upon closure.

AMRN, DIS, T, FOX, and Comcast are all up. Only MSFT was down. though not by much.

I bought AMD and VZ today. Good buys?

>>12615131
Been eyeballing GE for a while. Honestly thinking a stronk year for them. I wish I would have pulled the trigger yesterday. Ill wait now a few weeks to see if they level off but they are a company that actually treats their people well. Im kicking myself for my hesitation.

>>12615162
They've got a huge complex by my house. I sneak in to use their whole foods market all the time.

>>12613502
>i bought amd at $16.4 late last year and i told >/biz/ to buy amd back then
>i guess you reap what you sow
>buy the top again, maybe this time it will be different
I bet you didn't even sell when it pumped up above 27 all the way into the thirties.

>>12615173
Honestly they are the prototype of american innovation in my mind, always paid a living wage, without government pressures, 180,000 patents and they survived every economic crisis for 140 years. Honestly what a company shouldbstrive to be. I've been so bummed by their performance of late but its because they are not as ruthless as some of their competitors. I unironically pay a premium if the label says GE.

>>12615230
They have so many profitable divisions it is really just a restructuring issue but they dont just "can" people willy nilly. I hope they last another 140 years at least.

I think I'm just going to put all my shit into S&P tomorrow and then cash out after a week.

>>12614290
CGC is the horse to bet on

>>12615303
But why though? Earning season is basically over. You have until april for any major shakeups, ride the wave.

>>12615375
I feel like some shit is about to hit the fan with the trade war stuff.