/biz/ - Business & Finance

there are a lot of people on here with millions in estate value. you aren't special and that picture proves you're a larp.

How are you?

>>12612492
what you want

>>12612492
I want 10k so I can fix my teeth, laser shave my body and fuck a bunch of hookers

A wife... I want a wife.

>>12612492
I'm thinking of buying Global 5000, should I?

>>12612492
r u a millionriare

>>12612492
give me eth

>>12612492
What happens to the little boat when the large one moves?

>>12612492
Billionaire here. Ask me what YOU want OP.

>>12612492
i am a billionaire ask me what you want.

>>12612492
If you’re driving a car at the speed of light and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything?

>>12612506
im good
>>12612583
I kill the slaves

>>12612492
Does the tiny boat, have its own tiny boat of midgets?

>>12612529
buy this, it's much better I tell you from experience

>>12612620
no, but he has this

>>12612610
no, nothing i tried sometimes and nothing..

>>12612589
Debonair here, ask me what YOU want.

>>12612664
damn swindler

>>12612664
Rothschild here. Ask me what YOU want goy.

>>12612680
Big J here, ask me anything

>>12612492
Send me btc plz dear rich anon

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tobacco chewer, ask mewhat YOU dare.

>>12612492
Where do you live? Do you feel wealthy? I have a net worth over a million but I live in city with a fairly high cost of living so I do not feel rich at all.

The question is how many millions?

>>12612492
I want to have all the monetary benefits of wagecucking without all the time spent wagecucking

>>12612931
Why not move? It's not like you have a lot of RL friends if you're browsing here, anyway.

>>12612492
>ask me what you want
what do I want?

>>12613280
I do a kind of niche consulting work for local businesses. I have built a lot of strong business relationships here over the last 10 years, so it would be very difficult for me to pick up and move. I also have family here, so that is nice. If it weren't for those things though, I'd consider moving somewhere cheaper. At least I make enough to afford it here and I bought a house several years while prices were depressed from the recession.

>>12612492
I doubt you could not buy a yacht like that as a millionaire. It costs several hundred millions.

>>12612505
Most people who are middle class, have had impulse control, and learned what a 401k (or any other tax advantaged plan) is can become millionaires by the age of 50.

>>12612606
>less than three helipads
KYS poorfag!

Sell me a pen.

>>12612680
jews giving shit haha only on /biz/

>>12612492
proves?
>if you are starting a larping thread at least post proves

>>12612492
was it worth it, I mean all the sacrifices and the the destruction of the lives of the good people that just happen to be in your way, the starvation and poverty of those people that weren't able to obtain the money you currently poses, the lack of objective purpose for that money that you now own, why shouldn't you commit suicide?

>>12612610
You can never hit the speed of light unless you are made of light. It requires more and more energy to approach the speed of light and actually hitting the speed of light would require an infinite amount of energy.

I dont value money at all ask me anything

>>12614715
????

>>12614817
well i guess you wouldn't mind giving it all to the next rando you meat on the street then would you?

>>12614844
i literally have no money >100€ fiat rn

just because i dont value it at all means i dont know how to handle money. giving all your money to a random stranger on the street is not a good decision. but lets put it like this. if that stranger would take all my money. i could not care less.

>>12612492
I’m a millionaire too. Doesn’t mean shit. I can spend extra money at the super market, and I buy a nice watch every now and again. I have 5m worth of assists but they own me, I don’t own them.

>>12614843
whats so hard to understand, money=time spent on acuiering money=time spent on not enjoying the wery few hours you get in your existence or at least not spending quality time experiencing the objective positives such as happiness and pleasures/is existence even wort the money(energy) you put into it= why shouldn't you just get it all over with and end your existence since you just waisted a bunch of it on acuering a subjective currency that is complete worthless and will do nothing but eze your exit into nothingness while you still get old weak, possibly brain damaged? why not instead just use a minimal amount of that wealth to end all your misery and take yourself away from all consicences of aquering sed welth, shure it is scary, but why bother with waisting your time and not just end all your possible future suffering such as losing sed wealth in the moment, all you rly need is a loaded gun and considering that your a millionaire that should be easy enough to aqure.

>>12614933
this man gets it

>>12614743
what would happen to the taillights if you tried to turn them on when you are litteraly as close to the speed of light as you can get?

you would not see a difference right because it is /= speed of light?

>>12612540
lel

>>12614844
You can not value it and still realize you must have it for necessities.

>>12612492

>>12612492
Can you describe your survival bunker? Don't have one. Man that sucks.

>>12612492
>needing anextra boat that comes out ur boat.
Thats pleb tier anon.

Are you a millionaire liquid? Or are you a millionaire in terms of assets?
Do you have friends who would need a margin loan of up to 500M?

>>12616856
its a stupid idea to have millions of dollars sitting in bank accounts. its dead money doing nothing - odds are OP just keeps a few 100k in his bank and spread across several banks all insured at the 250k mark. everything is always invested when it comes to how millionaires have their shit setup. it also makes it more difficult for ppl to hold you for ransom or rob you blind. investments provide required security.

Would you suck dick if it was a very cute boy's dick?

>>12612492

So you can afford a down payment on a house in the Bay Area or nyc, but not debt free. Kek