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Why did God create an existence where the only two measures of Earthly success are the size of your gf's milkers and the weight of your wallet?

>> No.12608592

>>12608578
Kylie page was so hot before she fucked up hee face. She doesn’t look like this in any of her recent pornos.

>> No.12608594

>>12608578
>tfw flat gf and empty wallet

>> No.12608607

>>12608592
Truth

>> No.12608611

>>12608594
>tfw no gf and 30 eur

>> No.12608675

>>12608594
32DD 4/3 house in suburbia and 70k.
We will all make it anon

>> No.12608701

>>12608578
>Why did the kikes create a society where the only two measures of Earthly success are the size of your gf's milkers and the weight of your wallet?
ftfy

>> No.12608734

>>12608592
She had some issues. She also talked about wanting a breast lift on twitter although that would mean huge ugly scars an her tits.

>> No.12608824

>>12608701
What else should be seen as success? Hanging out 24/7 in a basement looking at charts?

>> No.12608829

>>12608594
Honestly I’d take a flat gf if she loved me. Count your blessings anon

>> No.12608830

>>12608578
How about you make a better existence then. You fat mutt

>> No.12608837

>education
>Job "prestige"

How could you miss these?

>> No.12608843

>>12608594
>tfw never had a gf and owe money.

>> No.12609045

>>12608578
dont know why anons chase the biggest milkers. Modest size ones that are perky and with good nips are more attractive than the huge droopy ones with big nips.

>> No.12609060

>>12608578
there is no god stupid

>> No.12609066

>>12609045
You added some variables there. Big milkers > manchest, ceteris paribus

>> No.12609068

>>12608594
>tfw empty gf and flat crypto

>> No.12609076
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>>12609045
>dont know why anons chase the biggest milkers
Let me answer you in the form of a .webm

>> No.12609086

>>12609045

This 2bqh. There's a reason the girls that are well proportioned make millions for being pretty, after a certain point exaggerated features just start looking cartoonish.

>> No.12609109

>>12608578
That's just like, your opinion man

>> No.12609320

>>12609076
Mommy pls

>> No.12609346

>>12609076
Can you imagine having those literal bags of fat attached to your chest at all times? They don't even enable you to do sick tricks like spell your name in the snow with your pee.

>> No.12609398

Bigger milkers=/=better look
Anons, please acknowledge that there is no correlation between these 2 factors. Think about all of these fat whores with triple E

>> No.12609410

>>12609076
I found out my gf used to masturbate with strangers on omegle in the past, I don't know how to feel about this, she swears she was a virgin even though no blood, but she cried during and after sex. She also had a yeast infection.
Hold me frens am I too autistic to realize I'm being played?

>> No.12609449

>>12609410
>falling for the vaginal jew
you're never going to make it

>>12609398
Truth.
It's shape not size that is important. The two are related, but the aspiration is definitively different.

>> No.12609475

Then there's those unfortunate women who get fat but don't get curves, like the last slampig I unloaded into. A fat, flat-chested chick who wants to get married is suicide fuel, trust me.

>> No.12609534

>>12608578
You must be a runt.
Its all about the ass man, it's always about the ass

>> No.12609626
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>>12609076
so they tend to.be whores about it? and they behave like pieces of shit? sounds like a fair deal to me

>> No.12609696

>>12609076
Sauce?

>> No.12609715

>>12609410
She could be telling the truth, she could be lying. You'll probably never know one way or another. There's not always blood immediately, she can get yeast infection if a guy fingers her, and I could definitely see an awkward virgin masturbating on omegle with strangers.

>> No.12609794

>>12609449
Also a "positioning" (level at which they are at rattached to the chest) Is quite important. Bigger boobies tends to get lower with time. Thus I believe that smaller I.e double D (but never less than C) could be compensated if high ennogh thus they present themselves nicely.

>> No.12610287

>>12608578
MFW 9/10 gf wayyy out of my league and a high paying job I got with luck, both of which I have absolutely no idea how I got.

Shit sucks man basically everyday I have to pretend im a successful confident alpha guy but I'm not. My whole life is a LARP

>> No.12610314

>>12609696
She's neoAphrodite

>> No.12610815

>>12608578
>wife is 34DDD
>net worth is over a million
>still feel like a fucking loser and contemplate suicide daily

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>>12610815
>34DDD
Pics or larp

>> No.12610931

>>12609410
> she cried during and after sex
yikes. that must have been awkward as fuck. how did you not just stop?

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>>12610870
here is a blue board appropriate pic

>> No.12611301

>>12610963
Post red board appropriate one, fuck janies

>> No.12611409

>>12610963
ddd yeah right those are maybe b cups. this is like someone saying their 3 inch penis is 9 inches. Quit deluding yourself

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>>12611409
He'll probably say "noo it's the angle and lightning and the sun was shining on the camera and my wee wee is totally 9 inches dude"

>> No.12611463

>>12611301
at work, don't have access to any of those here

>>12611409
>t. guy who doesn't understand the relationship between band size and cup size

>> No.12611499
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>>12608594
>tfw fat girlfriend and empty wallet

>> No.12611580

>>12611463
You won't be on work forever

>> No.12611729

>>12609410
>She also had a yeast infection.
I got those two separate times as a virgin.

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>>12608594
>tfw flat wallet and empty gf

>> No.12611774

>>12611580
i won't be home for about 10 hours, but in the off chance this thread still is still alive and i am on /biz/ tonight, i'll see what i can do.

>> No.12611781

>>12609410
sorry anon, you are getting cucked.

>> No.12611813

>>12611763
That’s rough bro

>> No.12611834

>>12610963
Dude we’re not all incels. These are Cs at the very best

>> No.12611839

>>12611774
I'm yuropoor, so I'll be up in 12 hours.
Nice milkies early in the morning, mmmm

>> No.12611861

>>12608824
Height and /fit/ness

>> No.12611891

>>12608578
crackers made this happen you idiot. except the milkers thats all god.

>> No.12612005

>>12610963
those are C's you liar

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>> No.12612125

>>12609068
I can fill your empty girlfriend for you, and the bottom is going to drop out of crypto.

>> No.12612144

>>12612081
That slampig mutt has some nice milkers

>> No.12612235

>>12609045
This. I fucking hate cow udders. Small/medium tits are best. I'm more into thighs and ass anyway

>> No.12612438

>>12611763
Blow up doll?

>> No.12612451

>>12612081
literal cow

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>thicc enuff 4 u?

>> No.12612709

>>12611409

Kek, B cup are slightly more busty than an ironing board. The massive milkers you see in porn are closer to G cup. My wife is 36DD.

>> No.12612750

>>12608578
>Why did God create an existence where the only two measures of Earthly success are the size of your gf's milkers and the weight of your wallet?

You retard, these measures of success aren't from god, it's from the materialistic society that's been formed for and by the masses.

>> No.12613060

>>12608578
>God
kek, your parents didnt tell you about santa either?

>> No.12613125

>>12608578
if you have the wallet you have the milers

so it's all about how many bitcoin you can have

>> No.12613292

>>12613060

>Muh santa

>> No.12613564

>>12610287
youre the type of guy who even when everythings great you have to have a problem with it, because youre so identified with having problems that when you dont have them it creates existential dread. Next level pathetic. Enjoy a healtheir, happier identity than the immature le problemz guy

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>>12611499
>>12611763
>tfw gf is FAT and FLAT and empty wallet

JUST